/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12602897
I don't know what an ounce is but yeah it's pretty annoying that you have too pee a lot. Beer has a few advantages over spirits, namely it's already drinkable, you don't need to worry about a mixer or chaser. Also it naturally limits the amount you can consume, it's basically impossible to get blackout drunk on beer.

>>12602897
If you don't like it FUCKING DONT DRINK IT NECKBEARD FAGGOT

>>12602897
>t. never got to experience his frat bros cheering him on as he puked for distance then continued to slam more beers to do it again

>>12602908
i like beer if im just chilling, but id rather just do shots if i want to get drunk

>>12602905
>Also it naturally limits the amount you can consume, it's basically impossible to get blackout drunk on beer.
Spirits are drinkable straight the fad these days is neat whiskey.
But, it's true. I cannot get blackout drunk on beer. At least light beer, which I drink.

>drink beers
>get drunk and sad
>eat garbage, probably dont even finish it. Maybe puke if I decide to get fucked up
>next morning
>stomach feels dry and awful
>headache
>shit my guts out

>smoke weed
>get happy and motivated
>eat garbage, or healthy stuff since everything taste amazing anyways
>next morning
>dry mouth, drink water to recover fast
>do some chores and whatnot to feel like I earned another smoke session

But I'm the degenerate DUDE WEED

DUDE BEER

>>12602905
>you don't need to worry about a mixer or chaser
no one over the age of 13 should worry about either, ever

>>12603159
I hate this flex. You fags think that you’re somehow men because you drink nasty ass liquor straight, acting like the fact that it tastes like shit 99% of the time. We all know straight liquor tastes like ass, why subject yourself to it when you can have an actual good tasting drink

>>12602897
>not recognizing that pissing is one of the greatest feelings in the world
whatever, you dry dick motherfucker

>>12603185
What do you say when someone with an even shittier palate gives you this exact same bullshit rhetoric about drinking beer, you fucking tard?

>>12602897
Babybladder. Or perhaps a female one. Had about a gallon/4.5liters of beer each Friday and Saturday this weekend, went to the toilet once. The girls I was with on the other hand, think max. was like 7 times.

>>12602963
Thanks for that filename.

>>12603185
They are the same kinds of soyboys who think hot sauce, rare steaks and black coffee make them men. Typical leftist faux masculinity.

Beer is great because you need to drink way more to get drunk, meaning it's way easier to hit that dopamine sweetspot.

With hard liquor the fun is over in a flash, you drink a couple of shots, think "I'm not really that drunk.", drink a few more, bang, already way past the peak.

I always think of this as an American thing. People drink beer and cider all the time where I'm from, hardly anyone drinks nest spirits, and you never hear anybody complain about not getting drunk from it or too much fluid intake. It really isn't difficult to drink one pint every 45 minutes or so and that amount would get most people pissed in 4-5 hours.

>>12603379
>t.

>>12602905
>Also it naturally limits the amount you can consume, it's basically impossible to get blackout drunk on beer.
this. best thing about beer is it only ever makes me tipsy and never gives me a hangover

>>12602963
>drink too much
>feel really shitty until the alcohol/hangover wears off

>smoke too much weed
>have a panic attack
>get stuck in a derealised nervous haze for days/weeks/months

Everyone handles things different my dude. THC is not harmless.

>>12603379
No, you're just a projecting kiddie-palated dork.

>>12603407
Pay that guy no mind, he's just some fast food eating autist.

>>12603402
that's not fair. i only get bad hangovers when i drink beer and get buzzed or sloshed. if i get absolutely wasted on liquor with or without beer then i wake up with a mild headache and that's it.

>>12602963
Last time I smoked a lot I almost stabbed a guy.

>>12603444
only time i've ever had a hangover is when i downed half a bottle of rum in a night after a bad break up. only time i've passed out was after drinking a bottle of buckfast(caffeinated fortified wine made by enlish monks).

>>12603405
Compared to alcohol it is extremely less harmful. Don't be retarded.

>>12603405
>get stuck in a derealised nervous haze for days/weeks/months

Jeez guy, not everyone has underlying schizophrenia

>>12603467
>underlying
I love this meme, it's like saying cigarettes and excessive sun exposure simply bring out the underlying cancer since not everyone gets it. Just because some people are predisposed to a particular illness doesn't mean a certain substance or behavior wasn't a cause.

>>12602905
>it’s basically impossible to get blackout drunk on beer
I guess if you’re drinking natty light or whatever. The 7+ percent IPAs and shit can fuck you up

>>12603484
>it's like saying cigarettes and excessive sun exposure simply bring out the underlying cancer since not everyone gets it
It isn't like that at all tho. That's your own headcanon 100%

>>12603405
Fucking this. I hate weed and all psychedelics, I’m too nervous of a person and they send me into deep paranoia every time I do them, and I’ve done them a lot. I start thinking about my family and who I am as a person and the things I’ve said to people and if I left the stove on and the toxins in the air I’m breathing in and basically every fucking thing around me becomes overwhelming. Alcohol has the opposite effect and makes me more social and outgoing. I still get paranoia during the hangover, but it doesn’t compare whatsoever to what weed will do. For some reason potheads can’t understand that. I feel like to enjoy weed you have to be comfortably numb and/or stupid.

>>12603484
>Just because some people are predisposed to a particular illness doesn't mean a certain substance or behavior wasn't a cause.
Whan kind of behaviour causes schizophrenia?

>>12603500
Being nervous all the time isn't exactly a personality trait. That's more like some kind of condition.

>>12603502
Browsing image boards daily

>>12603495
>7%
>fucked up
Lol baby

>>12603504
Right so I should go to a therapist to get prescribed a medication to chemically lobotomize myself so I don’t think about the things that matter and instead become a walking zombie. Then I can toke up and sit around eating cheetos and listen to the grateful dead all day like my parents!

>>12603502
Psychedelic drugs. Not in everyone, just like smoking doesn't cause cancer in everyone.
>>12603498
Please explain how an "underlying condition" i.e. a condition you don't currently suffer from but can be triggered more easily than with other people, is different to a predisposition to that condition. Because they describe exactly the same thing.

>>12603509
If you drink a pint of the stuff each hour you're drinking the equivalent of a fifth in 6 hours or so. I don't think you have to be a baby for that to get you drunk.

>>12603525
You said that, not me. There are other ways to fix anxiety.

>>12603527
Psychedelic drugs are not a behaviour. They are substances.
And to your other question.
Weed can cause schizophrenia in people who are predisposed to it but cigarettes can cause cancer in people who are not predisposed to it. Is this clear enough?
>inb4 everyone is predisposed to cancer

>>12603533
Yeah because your liver has already cleared out the first few pints by the time you're on your on the last round. That's just regular pacing. Shit wine has 15% and a bottle is 750 ml and its easy to kill a bottle with a meal and keep on drinking.

>>12603544
Such as?
I’m actually being genuine now by the way, not just trying to get (you)s

>>12603405
>get stuck in a derealised nervous haze for days/weeks/months
Sounds like you have severe psychological issues. I don't see how beer doesn't do the same thing btw

>>12603379
Fuck off, tendie.

>>12603568
Address the things in your life that cause you anxiety. If you can't fix them, then stop worrying about it.

>>12603568
Finding out what's the cause and going form there. You can have all kinds of bodily shit wrong with you what could be fixed with regular stretching for example. If you are in constant pain or discomfort for example, one of those problems that you only notice it when it goes away. Stretching, regual exercise and a balance diet being among those things. Also things like sociality, if you feel isolated and alone and don't have like minded people around you or something.
Maybe you have something that you desperately need to talk out with some of your family members.
I'm not trying to get you to smoke weed or anything, that is not the point. But thinking you have to have something wrong with you to be able to enjoy weed is plain false.

>>12602897
>2019
>still drinking 4.5% macro lager
You can easily get drunk on 10% IPAs these days
Two pint cans yield more drunkenness than a six pack of 12oz bottles

>>12603579
Not him, but weed does the exact same thing to me which is why I had to quit. I smoked it for a few years and was perfectly fine until one day I flipped the fuck out. Now I cannot handle weed at all. Booze is enjoyable, though.

>>12603609
why would you drink beer to get drunk though when it's much faster and probably cheaper and easier on the calories to drink liquor instead?

>>12602963
>filename

>>12603609
Exactly what happened to me. Used to be a stoner until a switch in my brain flipped randomly one day and I can’t touch it now. I wish I could meet more people like this in real life, none of my weed smoking friends understand besides a few.

>>12603361
their bladders are the same size as a male bladder
they were going to the bathroom to fart

>>12603622
by this logic why would you ever buy anything but handles of $9 vodka? oh right because that shit is awful.

>>12603651
i really dont understand female physiology, they have all the same innards as males but they have a uterus AND are smaller

>>12603185
Beer tastes like shit, Rum/Liquor whatever tastes good, it's literally liquid candy.

>>12603500
>>12603504
>>12603466
I've developed hypochondria in my years of heavy smoking and I 100% blame the pot. Instead of having the passing thought of ALS or heart disease, I would just fixate on it. The kicker for me was that when I would get heartburn as I was sober I wouldnt even think about it, but if my seatbelts was too tight across my chest while high I would get extremely anxious, near sobbing and gritting teeth.

Btw, I know this sounds funny, but while you laugh just take the redpill that weed, like many things, just isnt meant for some people

>>12603602
All I’ll say is the things that I worry about are things that I’ve done and cannot be undone. Many things that each have different people who know, and people who don’t know but might know something else. I fear that one day somebody is going to tell the wrong person what they know or blackmail me and my life will be ruined. I think about these all the time and no matter how much progress I make in my life I’m afraid that these are eventually gonna catch up with me and I’ll have no where to go. “Not worrying” really isn’t an option for me anymore.
I didn’t mean to make this a blog post, but complaining on 4chan is therapy to me.

>>12603651
So the girls weighting a bit more than half as I do and being 1.5 heads shorter have the same sized bladder, hmkay.

Anyway, that was actually outdoors and very hot with hundreds of people, so farting doesn't seem like an issue (personally I'll announce it to them if I let it rip because I'm kinda a dick). I just sweat of like 3/4 of the water in the beer in the end. They generally don't due to lower muscle mass and all that I guess.

>>12603668
You're convinced that you are irredeemable?
That's rough man, but pretty much impossible to judge if I don't know what's going on.

>>12602897
Yeah, that's a big part of why alcohol is such a shit tier drug. Would much rather just take a pill or snort something than have to deal with the body load of something that's going to sit in your stomach and make you feel bloated and sick.

>>12603656
i personally prefer the taste of a good gin or vodka with diet tonic or straight with lemon/lime juice chasers than the hoppy, bitterness of any pale ale, especially those imperial IPAs with 10%+ abv. it's just preference i guess.

>>12603466
17 year old detected

>We conducted a search between 2004 and 2015 and found 38 studies with such a prolonged abstinence phase. Study-design quality in terms of evidence-based medicine is similar among studies. Studies found some attention or concentration deficits in cannabis users (CU). There is evidence that chronic CU might experience sustained deficits in memory function. Findings are mixed regarding impairments in inhibition, impulsivity and decision making for CU, but there is a trend towards worse performance. Three out of four studies found evidence that motor function remains impaired even after a time of abstinence, while no impairments in visual spatial functioning can be concluded.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27125202

Meanwhile alcohol does not exhibit cognitive damage when used moderately. There are even studies that suggest that it is protective against dementia. Unless you're a retard who has an addiction gene and or is prone to addiction and can't help but abuse it, alcohol is way better for you than cannabis.

>>12603667
Nobody ever claimed it was for everyone dude.

>>12603718
Good gin neat is whereit's at, lil nigga

>>12603720
I said don't be retarded.

>>12603729
facts, i can drink it straight from the bottle but i always have some revulsion to the initial burn due to getting my first bout of alcohol poisoning from drinking half a bottle of gin during my first weeks of drinking.

>>12603159
>haha guys look at me, I like the taste of a liquid that is literally 40% poison, I'm such a big boy right??????

no-one cares dude

>>12603737
A well-argued retort. With such vicious FACTS and LOGIC you must be a cannabis user, my intellectual superior!

>>12603742
oh I can relate. Once drank half a bottle of vodka about a month after having alcohol for the first time. couldn't get out of bed for about 2 days after. never felt stomach pain like it. still don't drink vodka.

>>12603622
Definitely not cheaper where I live. A fifth (70cl) of the cheapest spirit is at least £11.50 or so, whereas you can get 2l of cider, roughly one third of the total alcohol, for £2.05. Beer isn't quite as cheap but it's still far cheaper than vodka.

>>12603763
what's up with britbong prices? or are you just going to an expensive supermarket?

>>12603728
You have some in this thread that are raising it above alchy as some God drug when the reality is what I just said. You potheads sure are chill til someone speaks against your crutch

>>12603185
The only alcohol that tastes like ass straight is denaturat and there's a reason for it. Granted, liquors are an acquired taste, but the fact that you never bothered to acquire it doesn't give you the right to be a bitch about it.

>>12603768
Those are at the same supermarket (Tesco) and that's the prices pretty much anywhere. £2 for 2l of cider is still pretty good, that's like 3 dollars for a 6 pack of 5% beer.

>>12602963
This holy shit.
Alcohol is a meme at this point. Don't get addicted to memes

>>12603812
What isn't a meme these days

>>12603185
>We all know straight liquor tastes like ass, why subject yourself to it when you can have an actual good tasting drink
Because I'm a degenerate drinking for reward and at this point have learned to 'like' the taste of liquor. Sugar etc... just gets in the way, and wastes time it at home, and money if out.

>>12602963
>get wasted on alcohol
>all inhibitions are gone and my naturally asshole-ish self comes to light
>insult everyone and everything within a hundred feet

>get stoned
>feel a bit paranoid at worst
>paranoia helps me keep all my embarrassing secrets and antisocial thoughts under wraps
>food tastes fucking heavenly for some reason
DUDE WEED is actually amazing LMAO

>>12603776
>You have some in this thread that are raising it above alchy
And that implies that it's for everyone exactly how?
Alcohol isn't for everyone either.

>>12603751
And you must be gay.

>>12603815
Milhouse

>>12603276
I don't understand this comic, like I quit drinking ten years ago and hate being drunk but I wish i drank just because of how delicious beer is. Not liking it is one thing, not being able to fathom that other people do is soy

>>12603379
>Leftist faux masculinity
>DONT EAT SOY BECAUSE THE PLANT ESTROGEN MIGHT MAKE YOU LESS MANLY

>>12603836
Your a nigher that's why

>>12602963
>drink beers
>get drunk with friends and have a good time
>get hangover and say "oh shit better wait to do that again"

>smoke weed
>get high at home
>lol food
>get high again
>lol food
>get high again
>lol food
>get high again...
>...

>>12603893
I'm actually from northern europe and hate niggers so wrong again.

>>12602897
>he doesn't exclusively buy 10+% abv belgian tripels and imperial ipas

>>12602905
>>12603495
>>12603509
>>12603562
How many beers does it take to get you guys drunk? Cause while beer is definitely harder to get pissed off due to volume and pissing it's definitely feasible unless you're a hardcore alcoholic.

I was a heavy drinker (as in wasted 1-2 times a week for three years during Danish high school) and I still managed to get absolutely blackout drunk at our graduation truck drive while only drinking beer or equivalent stuff. You guys have a serious alcohol problem

>>12604103
Need more context. Are you a twink?

>>12604103
>I was a heavy drinker (as in wasted 1-2 times a week
>1-2 times a week
>heavy drinker
Look at this alcolet and laugh.

>>12604103
I drink 3 pints and I'm done. 4 and I'm wasted. 5 and I'll vomit

>>12603495
to get blacked out I'd probably need 8 or 9 of the 7% cans

>>12603554
>cigarettes can cause cancer in people who are not predisposed to it
people who don't have the genetics necessary to get cancer can smoke a million cigarettes and not get cancer

>>12604103

Eh depends how quickly you drink beer. If you're slow enough you'll nearly break down the alcohol as fast as you're drinking it. 4-5 pints gets me tipsy, 6-7 is golden and 10+ I'm fucked.

>>12604103
>I was a heavy drinker (as in wasted 1-2 times a week for three years)
>heavy drinker
What a fucking embarrassment you are, do you have a special need for attention or were you really in a school for kids with special needs where no one did this? Take some friendly advice, think before you post something, I know its online with strangers but you are making a clown out of yourself regardless

Everybody here needs to realise that the best way to get fucked is mixing everything

step one
>meet up 2 hours before party with friends
>drink beers and/or drinks with 5 % abv
>get buzzed

step two
>arrive at party
>pretty drunk but not wasted yet
>drink shots whenever you have a fleeting sober thought
>get wasted over the course of the night
>drink vodka out of the bottle with your mates

step three A
>hook up with some random sloot
>she's hot right now don't think about tomorrow
>fuck her until your dick goes limp or you fall asleep
>wake up alone the next day feeling like shit
>contemplate whether or not all these nights out are even fun/worth it
>it's only Saturday today
>rinse and repeat

step three B
>don't hook up with some random sloot
>at 4am your mate pulls out his weed
>roll a way too big joint cause you won't get laid anyways
>get couch locked, eat everything and talk about nothing
>wake up alone the next day feeling like shit
>contemplate whether or not all these nights out are even fun/worth it
>it's only Saturday today
>rinse and repeat

But I only do it on the weekends so I don't have a problem, right guys?

>>12604151
>I don't have a problem, right guys?
You don't also do that on weekdays too whenever you can, so yes, you have a problem.

>>12603878
the word soy is thrown around a lot, almost as much as cuck was til it was driven into the ground. however, xkcd is pure soy, it's the definition. some faggot who thinks he knows everything because he went to college for 8 years and is extremely smug about it, and unfunny to boot

>>12604103
i never drunk hungry, so i dont about then, but im 200 pounds and need at least 12 light beers in a 2/3 hour stretch to get blasted

>>12603185
because im getting fucking drunk to forget my miserable existence you cunt

>>12604108
nope, 181 cm and 83 kg /fit/izen

>>12604112
>>12604144
Didn't mean heavy in terms of frequency more in terms of amount.

>>12604137
>>12604117
>>12604108
Context is as follows
Danish secondary ed is 3 years and ends when you're ~19-20. It's tradition after graduation to drive to class mates' family in a truck (pic related). There's around 26 stops and every stop has snacks and drinks. You drive from 8 am until evening where the last house hosts a party. There's certain achievements that awards certain marks in your cap during grad week

>sex with cap on = lightning bolt in cap
>partying until sunrise = triangle
>drinking 30 beers in a day = square
>triangle + square = house

>want the house in my cap during truck ride
>everybody in class keeps tally by marking their arms whenever they drink a beer
>after only 4 hours I have 20 marks on my arm
>oh fuck
>next stop is my parents' house
>I end up finding an alcoholic from Greenland and drink with him instead
>try to sober up a bit but it's too late
>rest of truck ride is a blur
>vaguely remember having sex with class mate one of the stops
>come to myself at 8 pm
>30 something marks on my arm
>go out and party until sunrise
>end up with a bit over 40 tally marks
>grad ceremony in the afternoon

Personally I think 40+ beers over the course of a blackout and a day is pretty heavy but maybe you guys are actual alcoholics I dunno

>>12604160
>You don't also do that on weekdays too whenever you can
Did you have a stroke?

>>12604136
Saying things you can't prove just to get a leverage on your useless semantics. How can one be so toasty?

>>12604151
tone it down with the liquor and do more weed and earlier and you might not feel like shit in the morning

>>12604136
>some people are immune to cancer
no you fucking retard, some people just get lucky, not the same thing at all

>>12603776
sorry you're too fucking fragile to smoke weed or even deal with heartburn, snowflake, maybe stop blaming everything for your own failings

>>12604240
Not recently, not a native English speaker though.
>>12604269
I dunno. Nobody in my family that I know of ever had cancer and it's mostly heavy smokers, most into their 70's/80's. Might be a statistical fluke though.

>>12604245
didnt even read the full conversation, just responding to that post
>>12604269
if you don't have the specific oncogene for a specific type of cancer, it isn't happening

>>12604236
that would literally kill me

also
>vaguely remember having sex with class mate one of the stops
is this something normal people do or?

>>12603495
and they fucking strike out of nowhere

miss the days when I wasn't hooked on IPAs, 8/9 % ipa/double ipa tastes best, but goddamn this will fuck you and the shits the next day, jesus

>>12603276
Beer has a much more mild flavor than drinking straight vodka you fucking drunk. “Oh oh oh so you don’t like drinking rubbing alcohol? Well what about your 6% alcohol BEER?”

Like are you legit this fucking retarded?

>>12603379
I have to admit I do like all of those things.

>>12602963
>get drunk and sad
im happy when im drunk

>>12604236
Damn, that sounds like a really great time.
>Personally I think 40+ beers over the course of a blackout and a day is pretty heavy but maybe you guys are actual alcoholics I dunno
Yeah, that's a decent amount but the problem I have is that I can't space out my drinks over the course of a day. I just go hog wild and drink as much as I can as quick as I can until I pass out. Basically, when I start drinking I can't stop until all of the alcohol in the house has been drank. I "control" the amount I drink by forcing myself to only buy X amount of alcohol per day. And yes, I'm an alcoholic and have no more shame or fucks to give.

>>12604329
>I have to admit I do like all of those things.
Well, as long as you don't feel the need to make an instagram post whenever you consume them, you're probably fine.

>>12604295
Yeah it was a pretty tough week especially cause Roskilde Festival which is basically a week-long binge started the day after. But Danes start drinking at 15 so we're used to it.

>Is this something normal people do?
What, have sex on the truck drive specifically or just be too drunk to remember having sex? The truck drive sex isn't normal, never heard of anyone else doing it. Blackout sex in general I've only done a few times. It's a freaky feeling waking up and being pretty sure you had sex but not certain. Definitely wouldn't recommend

>>12604353
Damn man, what kind of booze do you drink? Beer or liquor?
I used to get trashed way too fast as well and had to ban myself from drinking vodka for a while. I was legit afraid of spiralling into alcoholism but in the last two years I've gotten better at drinking slower and paying attention to how much I actually drink. It's never too late bud maybe try to see if you can limit yourself to a less strong kind of booze, a maximum BAC or something along those lines. Good luck

>>12602963
>to feel like I earned another smoke session

Moral licensing with drugs, that's why people hate you weed faggots

>>12604289
>they smoked for years they never had cancer they just died on day randomly

>>12604293
you're a dumbass and you're using that word incorrectly you don't just "have" an oncogene it's something that develops, and while it can be hereditary, there are external reasons (like smoking cigarettes) that can cause thaf

>>12602897
awww little zoomers with their baby bladders

>>12604412
>doing drugs is immoral because uhh
ok retard

>>12604474
>>they smoked for years they never had cancer they just died on day randomly
Above the average age for people to die. The average smokes way less. So...fuck you?

>>12604484
you're the retard that thinks you can be immune to cancer because a handful of people you know died at a kind of old age without having been diagnosed.

>>12604103
It feels like i break them down quickly
generally 4 pints is enough for me to be pretty drunk, but i can keep trucking until about 8-10 pints
however i consume lots of spirit very quickly

>>12604570

Getting beer drunk is great, but the shitty part is the after effects, Bloated as fuck, feeling ill, runny shits. Maybe gluten free beer could be okay? I'd rather just stick to spirits these days.

>>12603384
>>12603495
Are you talking about american "beer" ?
cause 12-15 beers here get you a nice blackout here

>>12602897
or you could just man up and drink 2 or 3 of these.

>>12604516
And i'm fine with that.

>>12604516
>>12604835
I mean the diagnosis that you propose is that I'm going to die at 78 because I smoked hardcore for 62 years and drank my fair share too. Uh, oh. Now I feel bad.

>>12602897
Why would you ever resort to drinking beer? Beer tastes like shit no matter how much they try to mask the taste it's never good. I'd rather drink wine which is enjoyable and not hard to get drunk off.

>>12603656
Beer is for social drinking, or for both replenishing the body and killing the pain after working your butt off.
Cheap spirits are for getting smashed, RIGHT NOW.
Expensive spirits are for getting mildly inebriated, while enjoying the process.
What to drink depends on what you're trying to accomplish.

>>12604598
Most people don't drink a gallon and a half of beer at a time.

>>12602897
I'm an alcoholic. I do it with light beer. It's both fun and not fun.

>>12602897
pissing is right up there with shitting and cumming you fucking nigger

>>12604587
Gluten free beer is the shit. It's a shame that no cheap gluten free macro exists. I always feel great in my stomach when drinking gluten free beers, especially IPAs or PAs (inb4 >IPA)

>>12602897
I don't smoke, and pissing in a bathroom at a party is bad form imo. Drinking beer is my excuse to go outside and chill every hour or so.

>>12602963
Wow you suck at writing. The way your formatted your post, I thought you were describing your routine overall, not comparing two (very similar and equally shitty) routines.

Anyway, that's basically my 4 day cycle you described.

>>12602905
>I don't know what an ounce is
Yuropoor brains

>>12603405
>derealised nervous haze for months
that sounds like acid or shrooms for me, but weed?

>>12603185
Has it ever occured to you that people have different tastes? Cognac and Scotch are pretty good to me. And no, I don't drink them in front of everyone or post pictures on social media accounts I don't have.

>>12602963

Weed makes most people complacent and lazy. Maybe you only feel motivated because doing something a normal person would do feels better when your high? Hell, taking a shit can feel like accomplishing something when your stoned.

Weed is for soyz

>>12602897
I've always wanted someone to jack off into a cup and use it as a cream substitute.

>>12603909
both of these are literally me

>2019, the year of our lord and savior
>Not chasing 100 proof liquor with beer to irrate your stomach lining and get more alcohol into your bloodstream faster

That's not the problem. The real problem is downing like 1500 calories of that stuff to keep you drunk all night.

>>12602897
bathroom break with all your buddies is a good ole time

>>12603500
you just need to CHILL dude.
i'm a nervous uptight person and I had the same shit with weed and LSD until I learnt just to chill the fuck out and stop fighting it.
lean back in a comfy chair, put on something to watch and just let go.

>>12602963
Bullshit. Weed just makes me sit there and stare at the ceiling with a stupid smirk. I am the most boring fuck at a party if I smoke.

Everyone feels different.

>>12603185
B..but it looks so cool on Mad Men

>>12604103
Three 40s of King Cobra or Magnum do the trick for me.

>>12602905
>I don't know what an ounce is
Why are Yuropoors so retarded?

>>12604103
I've never "blacked out" wherein I can't remember anything the next day or whatever but I have thrown up from time to time and rebounded. Usually takes 12+beers and some hard liquor to get there. Once, I was fasting for lent and my heathen friend convinced me to drink 4 shots of rum or more? with him to break the fast at like 12:30 am Saturday and I threw up much quicker than usual. I don't even remember being that drunk tho it was like a full on bodily rejection from the get go.

>>12604587
Drink White Claw

>>12604103
yeah i used to get drunk on a few beers when i was 13 lmao

>not drinking liquor and chasing it with beer
You get drunker you get drunk faster and you drink less over all

>>12602897
If you can't make friends at the pisser, you're doing life wrong.

>>12604103
You are what they call in Denmark a “svag drikker” but let it stay that way nothing cool about being an alcoholic.

Tillykke med huen!

>>12602897
Having to urinate that frequently actually signifies that you've broken your bladder with a history of alcohol abuse. People who drink in moderation can hold it a lot longer. People whisper about your secret alcoholism every time you rush to the toilet.

>>12603444
same for me, if i drink 3 or 4 liters of beer the next day i wake up feeling like shit but i can down a bottle of vodka and be fine when i wake up

>>12605439
cum is kinda chunky though

>>12605716
just don't cross the streams!

>>12602963
how surprising that a weed smoker brings up weed in a thread about beer

smoking weed and being vegan have similarities I guess

>>12603185
Most beer is bitter shit. I have no clue what fucking moron decided that adding a bitter flavored plant (hops) to it needed to be an industry standard, when bitter is Nature's way of saying "Hey dumbass, this is poison!". American beer is even shittier, thanks to the religious nuts and women of the early 1900's bringing about Prohibition and setting the craft back to the start again. The only beer I've ever enjoyed was an Irish-made one.
At least vodka done right just tastes like water.

Help me /ck/. A girl is coming over tomorrow and I promised to make dinner without realizing the gas in my new apartment isn't on yet. I can't use the stove but I have a microwave, a crock pot and rice cooker. She is also allergic to gluten. What are my options?

>>12609644
16 bean stew:
Whole cloves of garlic
Bacon chopped into lardons,
Onion
broth
16 bean mix
Some herbs bay leaf
Directions,
Soak beans overnight
Load all ingredients into crock pot, cook for a couple hours, the longer the better, add a stick of butter and some flour about an hour before it’s done, season with hot sauce salt and pepper

>>12609644
no need for gas, cook up some rice in the cooker and make a nice brown sauce in the crock pot. Carrots, onions, green peppers and maybe sliced beef? Broccoli could work too. Add some sliced scallions to garnish

>>12609684
oh and forgot to add that use dark soy sauce for color and some beef broth for taste. cubes or whatevert

>>12609644
>>12609673

>>12609644
>i can't cook and have no utilities even if I could but I want to fuck some chick that's coming over.
Either get early delivery from uber eats if you live in a large city (civilisation) and pile up some fake dirty pans and pretend it's your own cooking or if you're a flyover, take her to that 'er fancy new Applebees they opened recently for some high class dining.

>>12604103
depends. i can drink 10 beers in an hour if need be

>>12603379
lefty here but this post is correct

>>12603379
yo this is>>12609896 back again but I still like my hot sauces no carolina reaper shit though but still, reeeeeeeeeee

>>12602963
If you're having those type of effects from drinking just beer you either drank WAY too much or you have a medical condition you're not aware of yet

Drinking spirits has always ended in a complete mess for me getting blackout drunk every time and I don't like the taste of hard alcohol. So I only drink like 8 to 10 beers every evening, get's me me right on point.

>>12602897
Burp

>>12604867
cancer is a pretty shit way to go but ya 78 is fucking old.

>>12602908
the most masculine thing you can do is accept responsibility for your actions and how your actions affect others. if you truly believe what you drink and eat makes you man, your manhood isn't worth much.

>>12604281
>you're just too fragile to smoke weed
hmm, what does this statement tell me about you?

>>12610175
>J-just b-be your best, ok?
LMAO!

only shitty part about beer is I cant drink while sitting, or else the carbonation accumulates in my stomach and I can't burp it out. maybe I need to stop slouching