/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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One murdered out please

>le moustached hipster gentleman branding

>>12597048
I want to sip on this while playing Hatred.

>>12597062
>murdered out!
>hardcore coffee names!
epic!

lol over $20 per lb for meme coffee

>WARNING
>HIGHLY ADDICTIVE

>>12597048
None of the above. Their logo is a hipster-ized skull. I guarantee the owner owns a bike shop and only drinks the local brewery IPA.

>>12597104
Shouldn't he be owning a coffee shop?

>>12597048
MURDERED OUT with C4 during RIOT

>>12597119

Can I just buy cheap coffee in bulk, re package it with skulls and shit and sell it to retards? This isn't a thing yet in my country

>>12597136
Which country? If there's a heavy population of soymales that spend loads of money on retarded manchild shit then yeah, you probably could.

>>12597136
get bulk cheap robusta, brand it tsar bomba because it will fuck your heart rythm up

>>12597136
You don't know it yet, but you're sitting on a gold mine. Just take all of our retarded trends and be the first to market them in your country. Do you have a bunch of combination bicycle shop/ coffee cafes yet? If not, do you have a bunch of twenty-somethings that spend their parents money on concerts and beer? There you go. Bicycle shops are dirt cheap to run, you can look up how to fix a bike on the internet, and coffee shops aren't much more expensive. Coffee cafes have to be near the top of most profitable food businesses.

>>12597048
So how much did you spend on over marketed robusta?

>RAMPAGE RIOT EDGY COFFEE XXXTREME
>thanks so much for your order, sir
I'll take the medium roast though

>>12597048
Fuck yeah, now I got some coffee that I can sip as I blast limp bizkit while I off my tough guy barbed wire arm tattoo! 'Break Stuff', amirite?

>>12597520
*show off

>>12597136
You have to roast it yourself. It won't quite have the same appeal if you can't make that claim on the packaging. But that's not hard and doesn't take a lot of equipment. You may also need to get certified for handling food products intended for sale, depending on your local laws.

>>12597048

>>12597048

>s*y logo with explosion
>implying it's not just fucking coffee beans

who here /cardiacarrythmia/

I've never had this shit because of the edgy packaging, but how does it compare? Is it really as strong as it boasts?

>>12598477
Just buy cheap less over branded and marketed robusta. All this coffee and death wish coffee is just robusta; robusta has more caffeine but less sweet and complex flavor compared to arabica. Their is robusta that is grown and marketed as special grade, but I guarantee you this and death wish are not high grade robusta. Uasally they mention on the package that its robusta. Not just put a bunch of edgy logos and graphics on it without telling you what it is. It also shouldn't be more expensive then decent arabica; robusta is easier to grow.

>>12597048
already brewed up a cuppa joe for myself. i used seattles porter-daniels olde style farmhouse farms' columbia highland slash lowland hybrid primo micro light roast blend

>>12597048
>logo features an obnoxious hipsterbeard and in-vogue hairstyle
>actual company owner bald-faced and wearing a hat

>>12597073
Blame capitalism for this kind of shit, not bugmen.

>>12598532
If bugmen didn't exist neither would this. Do you not into capitalism?

>>12597520
Eeeeeeverybody loves to pretend to hate limp bizkit but it was so popular back then. I think people are lying.

They all sound like overly bitter almost burnt coffee.

>>12598511
you did it

>>12598532
>>12598556
>bugmen
what do the chinese have to do with any of this?

>>12597048
>clear bags (no protection from sunlight)
>non vented bags
>no roasted on date on the label

into the trash you go

>>12598682
Yep. All highly roasted robusta beans for the caffeine content. The X-TREME packaging is meant to hide the fact it's bitter swill that gives you the jitters.
This is just like the hot sauce bullshit. Liberal soyboy bugmen cucks are trying to feel masculine in a safe environment where no one will feel offended.

>>12598744
If those beans were 'roasted to order' like the label claims the bags would be bloated from off-gassing by the freshly roasted beans. 100% guarantee those are stale burnt to fuck low quality supermarket tier beans that have been sitting on a warehouse shelf for over a year.

>>12598744
To be somewhat fair, that's the sample pack. The regular bags aren't clear, have a vent and they claim they roast it the day you order it.

>>12598764
Which they don't back up with a roasted on date on the label. And any company that sends out stale shit in plastic bags (rather than half or quarter lb vented bags) as 'samplers' have a shit product as they won't stand behind it.

>>12598744
but the funny logo

>>12598770
They either don't have any real experience in roasting coffee or are fully aware their customers won't notice things like that. Probably a mix of both.

coffee is fucking vile imo. only useful for the caffeine hit.

HOLY MOLY CRINGELONY

How much that cost OP?

Masculinity is a disease.

Make your own hipster coffee brand name:

XxxMuderforBreakfastxxX
HARDCORE HEMORAGE
DEATH TO WYPEOPO
DEATH AVENGED

Why do people act like drinking some dark roast coffee is somehow extremely bad ass or exciting? A can of red bull probably has still more caffeine, or if you want real stimulant do some amphetamines or shit.

>>12599374
Have sex

>>12599390
have sex

>>12599374
dark roast has the least caffeine of all the roasts

>>12599390
>>12599415
Get a room

>>12599329
>XxxMuderforBreakfastxxX
Unironically some mid 2000's forum theming sounds hilarious