/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I have tried their Celebration Cheesecake
Salted Caramel Cheesecake
Carrot Cake Cheesecake
Caramel Pecan Turtle Cheesecake
Banana Cream Cheesecake
Tiramisu Cheesecake

lol wypepo hehe so mysterious

>>12595650
what's the nigger version?...the mudcookie factory?

>>12595650
>why the fuck did someone thing they needed a whole franchise resurant based on fucking cheesecake?
sets it apart from other restaurants i guess that have less focus on dessert

>>12595650
It's not a business based totally on cheesecake because they serve a ton of other stuff. Even if it was, why not? Cheesecake is very popular. Niche restaurants are nice sometimes. I could take that same and say why did anyone create a restaurant based on any specific food. Do you think all restaurants should just serve every kind of food possible because ones that specialize in something upset you?

Here's a real question: when are you just going to admit that you're mad about not being an American? When will you third worlders stop making threads about every specific thing in American life(which is 10x better than life in any other "country") just so you can feel better about your shithole where you live? You have to let this obsession go. It's unhealthy and you'll never be an American no matter how bad you want to. You're not fooling anyone with these threads. You're just hating on people who are better than you even if you don't realize it. It's honestly sad

>>12595661
link to blog?

>>12596200
You do understand it's mainly Americans who make these threads, right? You're in on this whole thing, aren't you?

>>12596220
Third worlder pls go

>>12595650
Cheesecake is great you jackass.

>>12596200
>American life(which is 10x better than life in any other "country")
Source? Every metric indicates otherwise, Captain America. Be sure to clean your cape which is coated with hfcs mixed with blood, feces and semen just from your flooring which you tracked in when you walked into your "housing style product (now melts!)" wearing shoes.

>>12596208
here

>>12596412
I'm sorry that you let memes dictate the way you think. Cope harder

>>12595650

>1000 calories on dessert

yep its american all right

>>12595650
>oh my god it's like so white, I can't eat there

itt cumskins can't defend their cultural treasure and just scream muh nigger

>>12596150
The fried chicken plantation

>>12596484
If you're not white, tell me about your culture

>>12596484
itt whites show they don't fall for nigger bait threads

>>12596150
Prison?

>>12596150
Waffle House

>>12596588
this dude gets it.

>>12595650
It's disturbingly packed here in California. You literally are shoulder to shoulder with people just dying to get their fat fucking food. God I hate living here

>>12595650
Their cakes are nothin special too

Why bother. If you live even remotely near a city then there will be a bakery that makes better cakes

>>12596917
Yeah that sounds like the california i know. Did we beat texas yet in fat fucks

>>12596200
You're not first world, mutt.

>>12596960
And water is not wet

>>12596960
Provide an example of first world then.

>>12596588
>>12596807
Wrong and wrong. All the Waffle Houses near me are drunken redneck central at 2:30 am.

>>12596973
yeah, near you isn't everywhere.

>>12595650
So you are neither American or white. The terms are usually mutually exclusive but whatever.

What even are you?

>>12596963
>mutt doesn't know the basic characteristics of fluids lacking HFCS such as water
Can't say I'm surprised.

It’s not a great place for dinner, but they do make pretty tasty cheesecake.

Worth it?

>>12595650
I live here in FatFuckistan & can’t stand this place. The menu is like a novel it’s so damn thick. The food is beyond terrible & the cheesecake is overrated. Yet, people who look like they’d be doing themselves a favor skipping dessert wait on line to eat this shit.

>>12595650
Why is a non-american even aware of the cheesecake factory? Is it just from the shitposts here on /ck/? Because there's nothing particularly remarkable about it that it should gain international attention. I mean it's not terrible, but at the end of the day it's still a chain even if it's an overpriced one.

>>12596973
I can assure you your Waffle House is an anomaly.

>>12597060
lol no. But that does explain why Dianne was bitching about a $10 slice from the Cheesecake Factory recently.

Why are other races so casually racist against us, whitebros? They use the word "white" like a slur. It hurts me, man.

>>12597251
Makes sense, since I live in one of the orange dots.

>>12595650

>>12597271
they're upset that they live in a world where the only successful people, asian, latino, european, negro, are all decidedly light-skinned. So they make it a race issue instead of bettering their more ethnically enriched selves.

>>12597271
Envy. Our skin is amazing, we can be tanned when we want. A nigger can't be unnigger. Our hair is always amazing, theirs is a horse brush. Who wouldn't want to be white

>>12595650
Do I seriously have to clarify the white people part?
I'm obviously taking white middle class white people, the kind that doesn't actually do anything of value and live in their gated off communities who would think a cheesecake themed resurant is the greatest thing ever´, not literally all white people jesus christ go back to >>/pol/

>>12597242
Mostly from watching Defunctland, everytime it comes up I can't believe it's a real fucking thing

>>12596200
Found the middle class white American.

>>12596917
Time to move to like Canada, or any other part of the world that doesn't come up with dumb shit like America

>>12597040
They better they did name their franchise after it

>>12597060
>55 dollars for a fucking cake
Jesus christ no, this really is for rich/middle class fuckheads

>>12596200
>American life(which is 10x better than life in any other "country")
You have never left your coutry lol

>>12595650
The woman's gorge factory

>>12597271
It's blacks trying to get revenge because their ancestors was treated badly

>>12597037
Retard.

>>12595650
The best food I've ever eaten in my entire life was the chicken and waffles Benedict from cheesecake factory
You're a fucking stupid nigger if you refuse to eat at cheesecake factory because it sounds too "white"

>>12596439

t. Brainwashed by state memes since birth

>>12595650
The cheesecake is pretty good but the rest of the food is average at best. Overall not worth going except for coworker outings and dates with basic bitches.

>>12596972
>deafening silence to this
Imagine that.

>>12595650
Dumbest shit I've ever heard. Cheesecake isn't even good.

>>12599193
>Cheesecake isn't even good.
kys, post body, and have sex.

>>12599197
Lose weight Amerilard

>>12599204

>>12595650
I went here once with my boomer family. the food was pretty good actually. i would never go back though you can get much better food for the same price

>>12595650
you're a zoomer and are too young to understand how business and marketing works.

>>12599204
Advocating for a reduction in obesity in america is a gombunist conspiracy only promoted by progressives who hate america ;)

>>12599812
>libcucks seethed over this

>>12595650
>Wait 30 mins to get seated
>Menu consists of hundreds of items
>Portions are enormous
>Still expecting me to buy cheesecake afterwards.