/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12585492
That's particularly horrifying because Skyline Chili is great

>>12585510
That's a toy right? Also what's up with op's image?

>>12585541

>>12585616
that's a big slice

>>12585618
If they were supposed to be smiley faces, they should probably have some kind of arched cut. I'm guessing the result was exactly as planned.

>>12585502
what's wrong with an icecream sandwich?

>>12585545
they're getting ready for a cat spaying and neutering marathon. not joking

>>12585671
that's an onion

>>12585563
Fug, I'm so full, and I think it's closed for the 4th. And still the image is stirring a feeling within me

>>12585863
I like the one that says 'some pulp'

>>12585723
Tbh I was worried they were dead. Still gross though.

>>12585510
My ex had those same plates lol

>>12585898
Ha ha, I love tripping wagie waiters ha ha

>>12585904
dear god

om nom nom nom

>>12585697
that dog's smile in the background

>>12585502
Are you stupid? Get a proper sourdough a try having it with raw onion and coarse salt inside, on top of the onion. It's actually amazing.

>>12585957
These are honestly kind of cute... for bugs anyway.

I wouldnt touch it but I wouldnt smash it either.

>>12585697
Someone post the diabolic tutor one

>>12585483
This is adorable. Cute kitties gonna get pizza when naptime's over

>>12586210
>when naptime's over
anon...

>>12585552
is this a bunch of fungus?

>>12586227
yeah they're not napping, they're being anesthetized

>>12586703
They are being spayed, dummy.

>>12585483
>tfw Mom wouldn't let you go to the spayding party

Are those cats high as fuck?

>>12586758
Well yeah they're sedated because they're about to undergo routine surgery

>>12585531
I fucking love shaq soda

>>12586778
that's cow stomach

bacon

>>12586758
they are cooling down

>>12586809
.... Would that taste bad??

>>12586809
Some people just go too far with this.

pizza anyone?

>>12585563
That looks great. Cincinnati chili is tasty.

>>12585886
Feral cats are a real fucking problem. Spay them all

>>12586816
it's ok because it's a cute girl so she uses a smol pot

>>12585492
>>12585541
>>12585563
>>12585835
>>12586843
Based Skyline Bros

>>12585628
for you

>>12586862
I legit thought that was an oiled up black girl's booty from the thumbnail.

>>12586881
Indeed. Feel like people who get cats but don't neuter them should be fined. So much unneeded suffering from the cats end.

now this is a blessed images thread

>>12585814
cool

>>12586816
>>12586883
This is not acceptable under any circumstances and you fucking know it.

>>12587972

>>12586790
No, its patrick

>>12585564
kek, also I have that same filter

>>12586918
Why’s it green tho

>>12588709
St. Patrick's Day

>>12587972
Tell me how that affects the end pasta dish negatively.

>>12588740
I'd eat that

>>12588740
Im more annoyed that it looks like they didn't pick a cheese or sauce that goes best with seafood.

>>12588765
>Magdonnas
Lmao

why did the janny delete that post... seems kinda random

>>12588787
What post?

>>12585510
I have a lot of questions

>>12585616
Wow, I'd eat the shit outta that

>>12588792
just some random post from days ago about the cats napping, I mean it's not a big deal or anything it's just strange he would randomly delete it for seemingly no reason

>>12586774
Fuck can you still buy it somewhere?!

>>12585563
Nice ‘ti ‘li

>>12588765
this is fake

>>12588918
it's just a prank bro, calm down

>>12585531

>>12585920
great blog, reddit

>>12588854
You don't want the answers,anon.

>>12586872
Wtf

>>12585616
Is that Lexi Belle?

snaaaaaake eater!

>>12588742
Less noodle slurpage

>>12585512
So the have got eaten?

>>12585483
are those kitties ok?

>>12585697
The wise always keep an ear open to the whispers of power.

>>12589312
they sleeping :3

>>12588742
short noodles aren't as fun to shlurp and schlop

>>12589148
If you know who Lexi Belle is, and you can see the picture, then why the fuck are you asking you retard

>>12589312
theyre going to be made into pepperonis

I wonder what does this fucks taste like

>>12585483
Animal shelter?

>>12589391
Oof, looks like someone is having a bad day. Wanna talk about it, champ?

>>12589645
would eat

>>12589645

imagine the shits afterwards

>>12589217
how does it taste?

>>12588714
I'll be honest, first time I saw this, I thought a dude was just pouring used motor oil down the drain and that offended me way more than the actual content.

>>12589935
What's wrong with pouring oil down the drain?

>>12590051
You'll clog the drain and generally fuck up your plumbing.

>>12590051
it clogs the drain system

>>12589691
gotta shit fast!

>>12585510
Please don't be real

>>12590150
That's what the lich king looks like under the helmet?

>>12585510
Feed [] a stray cat.

>>12586689
Not the OP but it looks like store bought (South African) tripe
If non store bought then you first slaughter a cow and gut it for its digestive innards to clean, prep and cook its not as gross as it sounds but it's still quite gross when badly prepared.

>>12585483
This was a garfield movie audition

>>12586850
I can't stop laughing at this

>>12585493
This is the most british thing i've ever seen

>>12589217
excuse me but "etc." is not an ingredient

>>12591152
not many people will buy your caned snakes if you add "sewer oil" as main ingredient

>>12585483

>>12589312
probably not, people out there really are pretty fucking psychotic.
it's a real problem these days that people go out purposefully trying to kill cats because they see them as genuine pests similar to possums and rodents.
around Halloween shelters will likely refuse someone adopting a black cat because people only want them for any other reason than to be given a good home.

>>12589562
I've actually read about that. They're apparently waxy and bitter tasting. Not good to eat at all.

>>12591130
How the fuck is grapefruit british?

the original cursed /ck/ image

>>12591531
Idk, they ate it in Harry Potter this one time.

>>12591224
lmao wut

>>12591607

>>12590278
No it's just Kaaris

>>12589686
>>12589691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLMTuLdSxaI

>>12586816
You jest, but they do sell pre-snapped pasta at my local grocery store.

>>12586809
>>12586812
Bacon in sweet things is fucking Ferrari

>>12592061
it's not pre-snapped, that's just short pasta

>>12585957
>>12585998
Giant wetas are really cool insects
>flightless
>herbivorous
>large enough to feel like a real pet
>somehow manage to be cute despite being insects
I kinda want one as a pet, but sadly they're endangered so I'm not sure if you can buy one.

>>12589680
Yes. I was minding my own business just chilling out reading a fun food-themed cursed images thread on 4channel when I saw some moron ask a stupid and entirely pointless question.

>>12585572
>doges
top lel they knew about memes!

>>12588709

For St. Patricks day in America. We make all kinds of shit green. Green milkshakes, green beer, etc. We even dye rivers green.

>>12588930

Ayyyyyyy nigga is that some cuy?

>>12585531
The Shaq sodas were really good.

>>12589312
>>12591436
Don't go spreading rumors. You have to dig quite a bit because it's a meme, but they had to be organized and tagged with the owners/ops because a bunch of cats were having procedures done at the same time and they didn't want to mix them up. It was just fuckbusy. So yes, cats were sedated with blankets on them.

>>12586830
If that's not rock bottom I don't know What is.

>>12585563
>it looks great
fucking americans will eat horse shit if it has cheese on it

>>12585863
those are mandarins...

>>12590404
That's your average /fit/ autist

>>12585483
Lol kitties gonna eat pizza when naptime’s over

>>12586918
what up fellow Cincinnatian?

>>12592061
Pure evil. Barilla should know better. Actually they probably do they're just pandering to dumb boomers that can't fucking cook spaghetti REEEEEEE

>>12591394

>>12592106
Fuck you cunt

>>12591206
this isn't cursed at all, I would definitely eat at a Goku-themed taco place

>>12591206
what is it with mexicans and dbz

>>12591571
Waaaaaaaaaaa

>>12585735
bröther no...

>>12586830
What the fuck that looks like someone ate everything at the raw bar then ran home and spewed it all back out his ASSHOLE ONTO THE PIZZA REEEEE WHY

>>12592667
It's what everyone there grew up watching in the 90s and apparently it had a pretty good Spanish dub. They do the same shit with Simpsons too.

>>12585502
Actually tried this before when I was mega poor and stomach ended up cramping all day.

>>12591624
The media doesn't say that anymore. It's incels, racists and mass shooters now.

>>12586830
>If I keep flipping these pizzas, Mr.Aziz is gonna flip

Good thread

>>12585531
Mildly blessed, actually.

>>12585898
I fucking hate children.

>>12586778
this triggers my trypophobia something fierce.

>>12593066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=n034ODGVlNE

>>12591206
This is a cursed thread not a ylyl

>>12585510
I can't tell what to look at here. Whatever the fuck the black thing is, or the fact the beer isn't opened.

>>12590404
That is truly cursed.
I get that they want to eat a healthy diet, but you could make a decent meal out of those same ingredients without having to torture yourself with a "paste".
I suppose it might be a mental issue same as other eating disorders. I.e. they intentionally eat bland shit because then it feels like a chore and they can be proud of themselves for doing that instead of something enjoyable.
It's not like there's any health-related reason for eating bland boiled chicken instead of browning it a little under the broiler and putting some paprika on there either.

>>12592061
Shouldn't all spaghetti be half-cut?

>cursed images

>>12592520
It's Greek you idiot.

>>12585724
That's the JOKE

>>12585510
Is that a rare special edition unicron transformer toy leg piece with a neighbouring custom made and handcrafted state of the art peg leg attached to an anally exacavated dirty old Halloween cat prop effigy? Well slap my ass and call me Sally, you must be the God of niggerfaggotry!

>>12585493

>>12591543
Thanks asshole, now I'm gonna die from either a vampire or Stand attack.

>>12588740
Thats 600 dorrar stupid gaijin

>>12586154
Holy shit, seconding this /r/. I need to see this edit.

>>12593357
>I get that they want to eat a healthy diet, but you could make a decent meal out of those same ingredients without having to torture yourself with a "paste".

He could have literally just eaten all the ingredients separately, that would have taken no extra effort and been way less disgusting.

>>12585879
Based.

>>12586830
This pizza has a hangover

>>12588930

>>12593923
wipipo

>>12593904
Based fella alcoholic poster.

>>12593739
Fuck you and fuck your shit webm.

>>12585904
God has forsaken us

>>12586862
Ichigo a shit

>>12586850
I want some of that normal left beef

>>12592372
+1 internet for you good sir! You may fuck my wife.

>>12585898
they are clrearly plastic toys

>>12593923

>>12594141
nooooo

>>12585510
i recognize that armada unicron foot

>>12592106
Here's a tip: try not being a fragile little homo next time and you won't get booty-blasted so easily!

>>12586830
That grease stain look like two people fucking.

>>12585483
Kitty slumber party?

>>12594324
they sleeping, shhh

>>12593101
You don't have trypophobia, you're just a pussy

>>12593422
It's not 2008 anymore. You don't have to talk like that

>>12593422
Wew that's some grade A cringe right there my dude

>>12593739
The post your replied to and quoted said the same thing, genius.

>>12589645
What's it taste like?

>>12594141
This pic makes me sad

>>12593418
nobody like u

>>12594314
i see it anon

p.s. have sex

>>12594314
KEK

you can just post british food and all of it will fit into the cursed food category

>>12585564
Gong Fu tea.. ok so what's cursed about this

>Teabag

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;

>>12585483
And what makes it "cursed"?

>>12586778

Tripe doggy, splash some vinegar on that.

>>12596095
the image itself has been cursed by some witch

>>12594141
It's still on the paper! Still good still good!

>>12590051
I've poured oil down the drain since the age I was allowed to cook, haven't had a problem. Where do you pour yours?

>>12594324
No, Chinese buffet.

>>12596160
You know what. I like this one. Its not gross and its just the right amount of what is going on.

>>12592667
They stop maturing after age 13.

This one is old a dirt

>>12585512
https://youtu.be/yQTlEQVtUFQ?t=53

>>12586876
That kitchen looks like a bomb went off.

>>12591571
This...wasn't meant to be eaten, was it?

>>12590150
Frostmourne hungers.

>>12586778
You dare post here with such tripe

king lizard sandwich

>>12585483

>>12591571
>>12592673
>>12596364
some of yall never grew up eating from the bean sock and it shows

>>12596534
Thanks Dad

>>12595259
why do you have pictures of my son

>>12585483

I find your lack of appetite very disturbing

>>12585998
>He wouldn't smash the bug.
You disgust me.

>>12596607
>bane mask
>darth slider
If your aim was to make me annoyed congratulations

>>12585483

>>12588742
short "spaghetti" won't twirl on a fork as neatly, since it wraps around the fork less times it is less stable and even when it stays on you get "loose ends" sticking off the fork. It also is impossible to plate it in a stable spiralled funnel on the plate, a plating that retains heat longer. It will be more prone to collapse on the plate, spreading out and looking terrible in addition to losing heat more readily.

>>12596628
What it's like a musubi, probably tastes good with the right sauce

>>12585483

>>12585616
That's before she went from Lexi Belle to Taco Belle

>>12596247
>What the fuck is th-

>>12585863

>>12585483
When I went to the UK.

>>12591436
they are genuine pests
my fucking insane neighbor feeds like twenty fucking feral cats that come by her place everyday
i wouldn't care that much except they piss and shit and leave dead birds fucking everywhere on my property

>>12592667
if you were mexican and lived with a bunch of mexicans, you'd sure as shit be interested in any sort of fantasy land that isn't your real life
same with blacks and chinese

>>12585483

ride it raw

>>12586862
This image isn't cursed, it's blessed.

>>12594141
i like that someone has obviously taken a few slices, THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE

>>12596980
but poop comes from there!

>>12592667
There are only 3 channels on TV in Mexico if you don't have cable. Since DBZ broadcasted on one of those channels anybody that could not afford cable would watch it as it was one of the more interesting things to watch.

>>12592526
I've asked so many times but I still can't ascertain why Americans call mandarins oranges, and what they call actual oranges

>>12597052
What you call mandarins and what we call oranges aren't the same. Here, we have the bigger oranges, which are more tart, and then there are mandarins, which are smaller and sweeter.

>>12597116
Those are clementines.

>>12597131
Clementines are yet another breed, closer to mandarins than an orange. Tangerines, too.

>>12596674
None of those things matter when you're cooking on a camp stove you autistic fuck.

>>12597052
because we produce so many in california and florida we have the luxury of deciding between a ton of varieties and need the names

>>12597355
Next they'll be asking why we differentiate between cilantro and coriander.

>>12597419
Uncultured food savages, the lot of them.

>>12596907
>benihana up in this bitch

>>12596117
what the fuck was that meme anyways lol

>>12592061
Regular noodles are ready in the same amount of time. What's the point. No strain? How.

>>12588740
Why is fusion cuisine so often a bunch of try-hard shit instead of blending things that go well together like curry and southern-fried chicken?

>>12597554
Its actually illegal in some places to fuck with cat tails. The seeds spread really fast and they'll choke water ways.

>>12586850
for me its a none pizza with left beef

>>12591571
>tfw mom found the bean sock

>>12596714
NO I DON'T WANT TO BE BREAD AAAAAAAAA

>>12586810
Those kitters look so comfy

>>12597554

>>12597579
They are actually edible, but only the roots of the plant https://youtu.be/eBfIORVLNUA

>>12597052
Mandarin and oranges are not the same. Clementine and mandarin are more similar, only difference being that clementines are smaller, no seeds and a bit tangier

>>12597727
that looks good

>>12597733
It actually was, not gonna lie.

>>12595863
it tastes like blue curry
duh

>>12589217
>>12591152
its clearly one of those 'snake pops out of a can' gags

>>12596135
motor oil =/= cooking oil

you should be culled

>>12585814
mmmmm steaming joey

>>12585483
sleep tight kitters

>>12593923
as long as he really ended up cooking it thoroughly I don't see how this could be a problem.. still just nasty as hell and the sink would be contaminated as fuck

>>12594141
Honestly I'd just sit down and start eating. It's not like she's gonna notice.

>>12596419

>>12597159
>reply to post replying to post that says it's not acceptable under any circumstances
>said posts asks generally how the end dish would be negatively affected

the camp stove part is objectively not relevant to this question

>>12593100
I hope you star in an ISIS video.

>>12598028
>t. ISIS toddler

>>12586872
Pretty good, desu. The Jew fears the bacon grease egg fryer

>>12597824
nice of you bro, and after that you can have a slice

>>12597873

>>12596109
That doesn't look bad at all as long as you toss the olive

>>12596607
Thats a big hamburger.

>>12598574
4u

>>12596109

>>12585697
>Berserk (1989-)

>>12588918

>>12597052
thanks was looking for a place to store my elfs

>>12596557
High quality service.

>>12591394
This is what they eat in mirror world.

First genuinely cursed image.

>>12586816

>>12586830
Someone sneezed on your pizza. A chunky one!

>>12586985
I would eat this

>>12591394
That's a meat cake if I ever saw one

>>12592083
>cool
Its body looks like an middle-aged man with a lot of legs and tendrils

>>12592191
Is this mystery meat you found out in the street?

>>12585483

>>12596419
That is a very finish afternoon