/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I can say with certainty that you are destined to die.

>>12593194
>a-am I g-going to die?
That's exactly right. We'll see ya on the other side, kid.

>>12593194
everyone will die at some point

>>12593194
F

>>12593194
>am i going to die?
It is what it is, my man.

Eating penicillin can be bad for your digestive tract bacteria.

>>12593221
Penicillin makes me shit blood.

>>12593194
RIP all of your extremities

you are now immune to syphilis. go have fun champ

>>12593194
>mould

>>12593552
mold (US) or mould (UK / NZ / AU / ZA / IN / CA / IE)

>>12593194
I reported this to the mods so they can contact authorities.
If you are still conscious and able, call a poison control center immediately. The number is 9-1-1

>>12593194
Rip in piece OP

>>12593194
See ya bud

>omae wa mou shindeiru

>>12593194
Yeah. People are stupid. By the time you see it growing on the surface retards think cutting off that part makes it fine, when it has already grown all over below the surface.

>>12593194
the whole thing?

>>12593790
What, really?

>>12593855
Look it up

>>12593790
>retards think cutting off that part makes it fine
I can understand people believing you could cut off the visible part of moldy bread to avoid eating mold.
But who would try to salvage moldy bread to begin with? It's what, maybe 60 cents for a loaf of bread? You're going to make yourself eat a piece of bread from a moldy loaf to save 60 cents? Who the fuck is actually that poor? Even a homeless person with no money at all could pass on moldy bread and find something better in a dumpster.
I swear the "don't waste food" meme is one of the most retardedly misguided and nonsensical guiding principles humanity has ever fallen under the sway of. If "wasting" a bit of food like that ever matters it'll be because we already live in such a God forsaken post-apocalyptic hellhole that we might as well drop the moldy bread and let death by starvation take us anyway.

>>12594275
This was an amusing post anon

>>12594275
>I can understand people believing you could cut off the visible part of moldy bread to avoid eating mold.
why? bread is porous. its filled with air bubbles. you think mold doesnt get in the air? you think it just stays contained? it's in a fucking bag, you think that air is OK to breathe?

>"When ingested, inhaled, or absorbed through skin, mycotoxins cause or contribute to a range of effects from acute illness to death in most cases.[46][47][48]

[...]In unvaccinated humans, mycotoxmosis is almost always fatal after neurological symptoms have developed.[80]"

It is already too late Anon-kun. It was nice knowing you. Thank you for all your posts. We will miss you.
I hope you contributed to the site and weren't just a shitposter.
Please don't bother the busy staff at your local hospital, it's already too late anyway.
Just lie down and reflect on the life you've led, and the things that could've been.

Goodbye.

>>12593194
You will be fine. It will make your intestines stronger for when WW3 comes around and you got nothing else that moldy bread.

>>12593194
for real now yes you will vomit and have bloody diarrhea until you die this will go on for 24h

>>12594299
If you don't think about it much then it's pretty understandable how someone could say to themselves "this part looks bad, this part looks good, I'll cut off the bad part and I can eat the good part."
It's not particularly intelligent, but it's understandable is all I'm saying. Unlike the decision to force yourself to try to salvage anything from a 60 cent grocery item likely available at 100 different stores within the range of easy access from your current location. There's a difference between not too intelligent but still understandable vs. completely inexplicable.

>>12593194

Dying is easy, it's living that's hard.

>>12593194
accidentally what?

>>12595097

some bread with mould on it

My uncle died after eating that

>>12593552

>>12593194
see you space cowboy

>>12593194
don't do it, creates mustard gas

>>12594275
Visible mold is the end of reproductive cycle
There is mold growing inside of that pice
Ale cutting out The mold is idiotic
The very air in The bag is filled with mold spores just throw The loaf away

>>12593194
>>12593221
Bacteriologist here, can confirm this. You're at risk of contracting antibiotic resistant C difficile OP. Kiss your ass goodbye (literally)