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Vegan joy thread stories?
>be me
>be last night
>cute chick at hungry jacks on my way home after bender
>ask her what she recommends
>she says ‘the vegan burger’
>strongly lmfao, but then my drunken wisdom decides that I’ll try it
>have to wait over ten minutes for them to make it
>worried they are all going to spit/cum in it bc I laughed at her for recommending it
>it’s weighs a tonne
>took two bites
Totally fucking inedible.

>> No.12590124

>false stories for 600 by triggered meatcucks alex

>> No.12590168

>>12590124
I can pull it out of the bin and timestamp if you really want.
Faggot.

>> No.12590202

>>12590168
t. carnist desparate to keep his false narrative alive
You haven't left your mom's basement in weeks fatty. Get your cholesterol checked.

>> No.12590214

>>12590112
>>12590124
>>12590168
>>12590202
Both of you should neck yourselves.

>> No.12590239

>>12590214
You need to neck yourself the most.

>> No.12590275

Wow, a bait thread turned to total shit after 1 post fucking colored me surprised, fucking stupid

>> No.12590297
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This board never used to tolerate vegans then P3TA installed a vegan mod.
Now all sorts of mild stuff gets deleted.
I warned everyone but no one listened.
Now you have vegans openly bragging.
Enjoy your censorship sandwich /ck/

>> No.12590304

>>12590297
>not censoring a group of people leads to censorship
?

>> No.12590316

>>12590168
Boom, roasted

>> No.12590322

>>12590304
Vegans are not people

>> No.12590340

>>12590322
/thread

>> No.12590341

>>12590168
Do it faggot.

>> No.12590345

Fucking all Fields.

>> No.12590387
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>>12590341
Two. Fucking. Bites.

>> No.12590406 [DELETED] 

>>12590387
McWagie goes and gets a wrapper and burger just to try for fake internet updoots and pull one over on the highly ethical, superior vegans

>> No.12590420

>>12590406
You got him good anon. How could he ever possibly recover?

>> No.12590422

>>12590406
Is this the resident shitposting thread? Where can I get a slurpee around here? Anyone know?

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>>12590387
Those were pretty fucking big bites anon. You really just be a carnist. Vegan food is not meant to be attacked so brutally

>> No.12590432

Anyone??? Slurpee? Can I get a HEY YA'LL if you think Ronald McDonald is cute.

>> No.12590440

>>12590426
Lol, this is why you don't try and be a controlling dad. Have /pol/cels never heard of "rebellious teenager" phase, aka what they are enraptured in at this moment?

>> No.12590450
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12590450

ARE WE GONNA SHITPOST HERE OR MAKE THIS THREAD INTO THE BEST BAIT THREAD THAT HAS EVER EXISTED! CMON YALL GIVE ME YOUR MEMES, YOUR JOKEPOSTS, YOR LULZ ANAD YOUR EARS, THIS PLACE IS BUMPIN AND OP DESERVES THE BEST THREAD EVER FOR HIS GOOD BEHAVIOR HELLZ YEAH LETS GET IT UP AND PUMPIN BUDDAY

>> No.12590463

>>12590406
True. Literally 1 hour after Fatty McCarnist posts origininally and immediately gets called out, his "proof" appears, lol! Why are carnists so insecure? Elevated blood pressure, cholesterol, triglycerides, or simply the given, low iq?

>> No.12590475
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>>12590463
It's true vegans are smarter but at least regular people live longer

>> No.12590503

>>12590475
Surveyed 2 people and one was a kfc loving (albeit very smart for a nigger) nigger.
The other was more intelligent sure, but a sickly weak underperforming whitey.

>> No.12590511

>>12590503
It has the numbers right on the bar. This is either some next level assfoolery or you're definitely toaster-tier in the dome department.

>> No.12590513

>>12590450
You are attempting to delegitimize this thread so it can be deleted.
This is a legit thread from a man who was not happy with a vegan burger.

>> No.12590529

>>12590112
sawdust is literally an ingredient in many of those

>> No.12590532

>>12590511
Oh snap.
I has reached toaster tier.

>> No.12590538

>>12590532
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit.

>> No.12590539

I became a vegan a few days ago and I legitimately feel different. My intrusive thoughts have cleared, and I feel more at peace, it's like I chose to stop engaging in an unnecessary cycle of abuse and suffering

>> No.12590549

>>12590539
How are you enjoying the sensation of penus in your anoos?
Thats the part i dont care for.

>> No.12590551

>>12590539
I keep telling all my friends how much better I feel now I’m vegan. A few months ago it was like I was helping them to be better people.
Well, that was a few months ago, anyway.

>> No.12590623

>>12590426
This is like, the most cursed image I've seen this year, and she's wearing a fucking cross at that, good lord help us.

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>>12590202
>t.

>> No.12590635

>>12590539
Congrats bro. You are now a peaceful and beautiful person in my book. I hope you have a wonderful weekend.

>> No.12590636

>>12590623
They are both wearing awards anon. It’s not as bad as you think.

>> No.12590640

>>12590475
>175 vs 6000
Goddamn vegans are desperate

>> No.12590644

>>12590112
okay this is epic

>> No.12590646
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>>12590629
/Proof by example/
Structure:

I know that X is such.
Therefore, anything related to X is also such.

Argument form:

I know that x, which is a member of group X, has the property P.
Therefore, all other elements of X have the property P.

The following example demonstrates why this is a logical fallacy:

I've seen a person shoot someone dead.
Therefore, all people are murderers.

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>>12590646

>> No.12590682
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>>12590649
/Proof by example/
Structure:

I know that X is such.
Therefore, anything related to X is also such.

Argument form:

I know that x, which is a member of group X, has the property P.
Therefore, all other elements of X have the property P.

The following example demonstrates why this is a logical fallacy:

I've seen a person shoot someone dead.
Therefore, all people are murderers.

>> No.12590716

>>12590112
>be me
>go on holidays to Japan with vegan friend
>friend finds out that japan is not particularly vegan friendly
>his mood darkens as the days pass by
>he gives up trying to eat out by day 4 and resigns himself to the hotel rooms
>meanwhile I find Japanese food a pure delight
It was a downer that he had such a bad time but it is still up there for all the great memories and Chisato, if you read this, I was really happy to meet you, too.

>> No.12590727

>>12590716
You can ask for anything "Buddhist" and they will know you want it vegan. Japan has shit tons of good vegan food once you learn this.

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>>12590682
>>12590646
Kek, the vegan propaganda machine double posts ! Two agents in one thread.
P3TA is slipping and getting sloppy

>> No.12590851

>>12590841
Use the same logical fallacy non argument in every thread, get the copypasta waterboard. Bitch.
/Proof by example/
Structure:

I know that X is such.
Therefore, anything related to X is also such.

Argument form:

I know that x, which is a member of group X, has the property P.
Therefore, all other elements of X have the property P.

The following example demonstrates why this is a logical fallacy:

I've seen a person shoot someone dead.
Therefore, all people are murderers.

>> No.12590872

>>12590851
Did it ever occur to you that if your ideology was so logically sound, you wouldnt have to beat people over the head with viral propaganda to recruit adherents?

>> No.12590891

>>12590872
https://yourveganfallacyis.com/en

>> No.12590902

A little bit off topic, but can I eat chips fried in oil that has cooked non vegan stuff?
It bothers me not knowing this.
I mean my fruit and verges eat the poop from the animals you eat.
It’s a grey area for me and it’s annoying I don’t have a definitive answer.
I mean should I not eat at a restaurant because they also serve meat. Well in an ideal world sure but we are far from that.

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>>12590513
Do you not know what reverse psychology is?

>> No.12590909

>>12590891
Wholly shit they didn’t miss a topic.
Fuck I want to cause violence right now.

>> No.12590923

>>12590903
Are you 12?

>> No.12590948

>>12590891
That is some high grade propaganda right there boy.

>> No.12590964

>>12590902
It’s up to the individual anon, truly, but my friend wouldn’t do that. He calls himself ‘a good vegan’ as if he’s so much better than me. I haven’t been to a rally in a while but I hate how he always finds it necessary to one-up me. I mean Jesus next he will stop being friends with carnivores and call me out for not doing the same.
I hope that doesn’t happen because I have two good friends who never changed no matter how hard I tried.

>> No.12591003

>>12590964
>stop being friends with carnivores
Is that a thing?

>> No.12591023

>>12591003
He talks about it a lot.

>> No.12591089

>>12590387
>6/7/19
nigga that was almost a month ago

>> No.12591372

>>12590623
>being this naive
everyone knows christian girls with molesty dads are easy pickings

>> No.12591413
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>>12590440
>>12590426
>>12590623
>>12591372
Conservatism is a mental illness

>> No.12591441

Is it bad that I bought a shit ton if veggies at the chink store today for cheap, but I also love meat and cook and eat it with said veggies for every meal?

>> No.12591450

>>12591441
If you've ever eaten looked at a hamburger that has lettuce on it without making loud gagging noises you're a vegan extremist

>> No.12591456

>>12591441
If you’ve had consensual sex you’re a vegan extremist

>> No.12591462

>>12591450
I have never eaten looked. What is looked? I also have never eaten at a hamburger, let alone one that has lettuce upon it. I do not know where I would find a hamburger to eat at.
I am more curious as to what the meal looked is?

>> No.12591467

>>12590426
wtf man is this real?

>> No.12591471

>>12591467
It's completely normal in red state america

>> No.12591530

>>12590426
what’s going on here ?
she looks older in left pics

>> No.12591544

Let the retarded vegans have their gay general, it keeps them out of the rest of the site. Its a good containment thread for their idiocy. Take solace in the fact these morons won't live as long as the rest of us and wont be able to have kids due to infertility

>> No.12591558

>>12591530
>>12591467
It came from her Facebook maybe a year ago or more. One of her friends pulled both photos and turned her into a meme

>> No.12591580

>>12591544
t. soi

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>>12590112

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>>12590112
More McNuggets for me.

>> No.12591612

>>12591580
vegans cant meme

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>>12591605

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>>12590112
I don't know about you, but I evolved to be an omnivore. Apex omnivore, you might say.

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>>12591605
Goes good with this dish from you local Korean BBQ.

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>>12590112
I like my meat when it's rare.

>> No.12591673

>people always enjoy my vegetable curry
>it's probably because I cook it with bacon grease
>they don't seem to realize it for some reason
>never have the heart to tell the truth to anyone
I like to think that both me and my vegan friends are happier this way but it still feels like I'm deceiving people.

>> No.12591683

>>12591631
I wouldn't. You're reliant on superior members of your herd for your position. You're more of a satellite fish.

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>>12590426
>ywn have a hot daddy like that to pound your boipucci

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>>12590629
I like my meat running and scared, thank you.

>> No.12591960

>>12591683
Back to the garden, rabbit.

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>>12591683

>> No.12591975

>>12591952
Q: How do you want your steak?

A: Knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and throw it on my plate.

>> No.12592122

>>12590440
Lol yeah don't even bother raising your kids with structure and rules. This guy's parenting that we know nothing about failed to keep his daughter from being a ho, so you should just not even bother with your children.

>> No.12592254

>>12592122
Wait wat?
You wat now?

>> No.12592598

Why does everybody hate the vegans with such vehement passion?
For every one crazy vegan who won't shut the fuck up about being a vegan, I've seen 50 obnoxious and overly defensive anti-vegans.

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>>12591413
Yeah you're right it's the conservatives that have mental illnesses...

>> No.12592854

>>12591089
You can't possibly be this ignorant

>> No.12592912

>>12592598
I have never had a carnivore tell a vegan he’s a bad person for not looking after his health and should eat meat.
I’ve heard the opposite from far too many vegans though. I think that’s what grated on us anon.

>> No.12592982

>>12592912
>I have never had a carnivore tell a vegan he’s a bad person for not looking after his health and should eat meat.
How? How have you never seen that happen? It seems like the inevitable path a conversation about veganism will eventually take. It can be observed very frequently, even on 4chan .

>> No.12592988

>>12592912
My experience has been the opposite. Literally whenever anybody talks about veganism, especially on /ck/, multiple people bring up how veganism makes your teeth and hair fall out and lowers your testosterone and isn't actually good for animals nor the environment and how it limits brain cognitive function, regardless of whether or not any of that is actually true (which it usually isn't.)

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>>12590202
I'm glad you are wealthy and can afford lots of expensive dental work, after losing so many teeth on your malnutrition plan.

>> No.12593435

>>12590202
I'm not independently wealthy like you, so I have to eat a lot of raw meat, eggs cheese (from raw milk) and food like that to keep my teeth really strong and not fall out like some Malnourished vegan. ( No offense)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJtHMDI5-s

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>>12592642
>having butt sex with an ugly person is bad
>raping your daughter is good
Thank you for confirming what has already been said

>> No.12593450

>>12593435
Did you watch the video? she has tons of unrelated health issues. skip to 11:24 if you don't believe me.

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>>12593450
When vegans teeth fall out, and they usually do (if it's a long term Vegan) it's always due to "all kinds of things definitely not my vegan diet"

Fucking lol. What did she mean by "vegan struggles?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nf7wAMwfrw

>> No.12593474

>>12593435
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJtHMDI5-s

>Losing my teeth at age 23
>Vegan struggles

Can't get much more obvious, or sad, than this faam.

>> No.12593485

>>12593464
>>12593464
5:00 he had clinical depression for 20+ years and didn't brush his teeth

6:52 he ate sugary and acidic food throughout the day, which breaks down your enamel and you eventually cavities, not something unique to vegans, you can live as a vegan without touching sugary or acidic food and avoid fruit completely.

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>>12593464
he obviously is malnourished
should've kept drinking blood

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>>12593485
The "raw runner" in particular is a clinical case of vegan denial manifest. He looks like a walking ghoul, mouthful of false teeth, yet his comment....

>I was getting all the nutrients so I know it wasn't my vegan diet

Then half the comments on his videos are literally

>OMG dude you look like a half-dead corpse...

To which he responds with all manner of denial and justification, some of his answers are like so...

>Wow your assumptions are just amazing, and indicate you are simply ignorant etc etc...

He has not taken down his most shocking "look my entire front teeth fell out as a vegan" videos. I suppose for someone like him, the views are more important than making Veganism look good. (Last sentence is just my best guess, observing this vegan fruitcake, the "raw runner")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzcv5zNOsHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nf7wAMwfrw

This toothless zombie also offers "vegan coaching" lol ... You can't make this stuff up.

>> No.12593684

>>12590124
SEETHING

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>>12593502
I can't stop laughing ... Do they do this merely for our entertainment?

>> No.12593749

If a vegan diet is so bad how come so many top athletes are vegan when less than 1 percent of the population is? Actually curious. Not vegan btw so don't post a bunch of toothless anorexics at this.

>> No.12593768

>>12592988
I have only seen that on 4chan

>> No.12593770

>>12593749
It's almost as if top athletes have access to nutritionists and personal trainers as well as the highest quality ingredients available.

>> No.12593784

>>12593485
Not brushing and sugary foods cause cavities and for not teeth falling out wholesale. His teeth would be brown and half disintegrated long before they fell out

>> No.12593792

>>12593749
>so many top athletes are pretending to be vegan

>> No.12593801

>>12593792
Why would they pretend?

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>>12593801
For the shekels.
(Imagine a swedish billionaire NWO dyke who spends millions and millions of dollars promoting and forcing Veganism everywhere) it's reality. these athletes are told to pretend to be vegan if they want any endorsements and if they want a career after they retire from their pro sport leagues.

>> No.12593824

>>12593812
Neck yourself faggot, take your delusional bullshit back to pol. When top athletes are vegan and landwhales are keto, it shows the empirical evidence on what you should be eating.

>> No.12593843

>>12593812

Looks likes Skeletor. Name of this cunt?

>> No.12593870

>>12593812
>Imagine

Sounds like you do that alot.

>> No.12593966

>>12593824
Not really anon, far more top athletes are keto than vegan.
How many NFL players are vegan?
3?

>> No.12593986

>>12590623
wearing a cross (not being Christian, but actually wearing a cross as a jewelry) is easily the most sure warning sign that you're dealing with a mentally ill girl

>> No.12594002

>>12592642
Nobody beats conservatives at the game of getting uppity and indignant when some person dares to point out a legitimate flaw and then angrily proving that person's point.

>> No.12594003

not sure why so many get drawn in by this sv3rige guy. he thinks veganism is this global powerhouse of a movement while in reality fewer than 1% of the population are vegan after 6 weeks.

>> No.12594254

>>12593768
It's also a prominent behavior on (please don't crucify me) reddit.

>> No.12594258

>>12593824
>When top athletes are vegan
I really dont think there are very many of these anon. Like not even one percent.

>> No.12594263

>>12594003
All he has to do is cherrypick a few rich people who push veganism and idiots will be convinced their impotency is a result of scrawny frail vegans and not the crave cases of cheese sliders they get

>> No.12594267

>>12594258
A lot of NBA players and black athletes in general are going vegan, some sort of spiritual mysticism Afro-Rastafarian holistic movement, like that doctor that cured AIDS and cancer that Nipsey Hussle was doing a documentary on

>> No.12594272

>>12594267
>A lot of NBA players
How many are we talking here?

>> No.12594278

the absolute state of veganism

>> No.12594311

>>12594272
I dont know, i use that as a figure of speech, not an estimate, theres at least a dozen prominent names

>> No.12594349

>>12594311
name them then

>> No.12594353

>>12593824
Most athletes eat animal products so I'll just do that anon

>> No.12594408

>>12594311
>theres at least a dozen prominent names
If there are that many in the NBA, i bet only one or two are noteworthy for more than being vegan

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>>12590682
>Sophistry
>Sophistry

>Gobbledegook
>Why doesn't anyone recognize my genius?

Because you're a vegan imbecile in a starvation cult.

>> No.12594937

rent free, meatcucks

>> No.12594948 [DELETED] 

>>12593843
Gunhild Stordalin, some literal Swedish NWO vegan dyke. Spreads her millions around to push and foster the starvation diet on everyone. Perhaps she is vegan herself as a former model, and obsessed with staying slender. (veganism does this at least)

She can eat fresh aborted fetuses for her actual nutrition as a NWO billionaire.

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>>12594937
By this you mean we don't have to pay you for the endless laughs we get watching you malnourished freaks die off?

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>>12594959
keep seething, sweetie

>> No.12594994

why is this board so obsessed with vegans holy shit

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>>12594972
If that's what you call it, thanks for the lols.

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>>12590297
That's litterally the opposite of this thread. Fucking hell some of you people are dumb as a bag of hammers.
Also
> This place used to be censored one way and I liked it that way so it wasn't really censorship, now it's slightly different so it's censorship.

>> No.12595030

>>12594994
I think you mean "why is it all passive aggressive, lazy as hell bait instead of actual joking around and talking about cooking techniques".

>> No.12595042

>>12595030
...and why don't the mods do something about it ffs

>> No.12595054

>>12590387
See I don't mind people that stick to their dietary choices much unless they go full retard like with keto but eating fast food and wasting food all at once makes you a pretty fucking solid lazy imbecile OP.

>> No.12595065

>>12594994
It’s one severely mentally ill headcase that floods the threads nonstop

>> No.12595068

>>12590872
The same can be said of the other side and they started the thread which means that they are hammering their propaganda harder on this site and it shows in the feebleminded posts.

>> No.12595244

>>12595054
Leto seems very good for bodybuilders. Not even kidding.
Vegan seems good for people who have meat allergies.

>> No.12595250

>>12595244
Keto is abysmal for bodybuilding in any sense of the word

>> No.12595291

>>12595244
*Keto

>> No.12595297

>>12595250
I think for ‘cutting’ keto is actually very good. I can’t speak from personal experience though.

>> No.12595343

>>12595250
You don’t know what you are talking about.
Think about it, you no longer ingest carbs, so your body looks elsewhere for energy. Where? Fat.
You only ingest fat and protein, I mean for that reason alone how great is Keto.
Large steaks all day long.
So much winning.

>> No.12595361

>>12595023
>now it's slightly different so it's censorship
It's not slightly different , it's a 180 shift in board culture.
The vegan invasion ruined this board.

>> No.12595367

>>12594924
>i can't understand simple logic so it's fake, ok?
I'd love to see you flail around in a symbolic logic course which is a freshman level computer science degree course, lol!
>b-but logic destroys our arguments so memes are better. Really! Much better. They just are, ok?

>> No.12595379

>>12595361
There hasn't been any worthwhile OC in a decade and we had fast food shills in the meantime, fuck this board's so-called culture and fuck the people that keep pushing terrible food down weak-minded people's mushy brains.

>> No.12595384

>>12595343
All you did was innacurately state what keto was, eating steaks all day would not put you into ketosis

>> No.12595389

>>12595361
Yeah all those dastardly vegan threads and not the hundreds of god awful shitposters from pol tv int v s4s and trash like yourself

>> No.12595456

>>12595384
Why wouldn’t it?
I thought it was as simple as just cutting out carbs.

>> No.12595467

>>12595456
You need more fat, too much protein would produce too much glucose

>> No.12595485

>>12595379
>There hasn't been any worthwhile OC in a decade
I would say five to six years, about the same amount of time that P3TA has been here.

>> No.12595490 [DELETED] 

>>12593436
It's incredibly disappointing that everytime you give a leftist a chance to defend themselves they fail.
>Conservatives commit incest
A literal stereotype that doesn't exist
>Having buttsex with an ugly person is bad
I said no such thing. But men taking female hormones and chopping their dick off isn't mental illness, it's empowering right? This is why your base is going to lose in 2020. You have become so delusional that it's not even about right or wrong with you anymore, it's simply about hating conservatives.

>> No.12595499

>>12595485
Get your head out of your ass.

>> No.12595505

>>12590202
You vegans do realize that nobody cares that you live an incredibly unhealthy lifestyle, people get annoyed when you try and push it off on them as healthy though. I've never once told anyone that they have to eat meat or that they should eat meat, but several times a week there are seething vegans on here trying to recruit people into their cult.

>> No.12595516

>>12595389
>lists off half the boards on this site
If everyone is the asshole anon, it's generally you who is the asshole.

>> No.12595528

>>12595516
Scintillating wit, anon. I can’t recall making any garbage threads about if my eceleb waifu would curbstomp a minority

>> No.12595534

>>12595528
The hide the damn thread and move on. I don't make e-celeb threads either but I don't let the presence of them ruin my day.

>> No.12595541

>>12595499
I will never be ok with the way vegans changed this place.

>> No.12595546

>>12595534
The problem with hiding/ignoring shit threads is they don;t go away. It's like looking away from someone burning to death and saying "nope, everythung's fine". If you want better board quality, you have to berate the trolls and teach them how to post like a well adjusted human. Making actual jokes insted of lazy passive aggressive bait would be a good first step, but everyone here's too afraid of being outed as a "fag" so they don;t make any sort of hyperbole joke that isn't in the vein of "my way is the best way, your way is absolute shite". It's garbage, and 4chan deserves better.

>> No.12595551

>>12595541
Which is why /ck/ should just give them a containment general and let them loose.

>> No.12595557

>>12595534
You are ruining his day with your sound logic anon.

>> No.12595566

>>12595546
You're are dead wrong. Trolls want attention if they aren't given attention they go away but no matter what for every "do Americans really?" "Vegan threads" and "impossible burger" shitposting there will always be 300 replies every time. People here very obviously seem to enjoy the banter or they wouldn't take the bait.

>> No.12595579

>>12595534
Why should I deal with my cooking board being a quasi political board? How about you stick to your containment boards instead of trying to spread your cancer to semi-normal people

>> No.12595582

>>12595490
>my retarded rightwing stereotypes are better than your leftwing stereotypes
Ever here of "divide and conquer?" Well you've fallen right into (((their))) hands. Good goy!

>> No.12595589

>>12595557
The sound logic of complaining about blacks and liberals in a thread about buying produce

>> No.12595596

>>12595579
>you don't agree with me so you must be /pol/
There it is.

>> No.12595597

>>12595541
This entire website has been shite for more than a decade. When snacks fucked off it was already hanging by a thread and now ? Now there's just political shit everywhere and people that are mimicking discussions although they would defend the premade opinion they read somewhere with their life because it was attached to a funny comic and when it's not that it's just posts with a single word from wannabe edgy braindead fucks or people reverse-avatarfagging because they think it makes them look superior somehow. In the words of the worst board, 4chan was never good. And now it's worse. Fuck this place.

>> No.12595604

>>12595582
Trannies on the left are not a stereotype. I can give you factual evidence not anecdotal.

>> No.12595605

>>12595596
>stupid polnigger cries about being called a stupid polnigger for posting polnigger shit on his non polnigger board
Like clockwork

>> No.12595609

>>12595566
>>12595566
Problem is it doesn't feel like actual banter, it feels like people going "nuh uh, ur mad". Banter happens between friends and companions. Comraderie. I doubt many people on /ck/ think of the other anons as their companions, more like people they can quickly reply to to get the most you's with a reactionary statement. Most of the time I'd agree with you, but I don't think trolls go away if you ignore them, that's assuming too much and generalizing. Do bullies go away if you ignore them? Not really, they just think it's ok to pummel you more. If you stand up and hit them hard enough, then teach them not to be assholes by legitimately becoming their friend and brother and unfucking their mindsets, then THAT is comraderie. That is a good base for banter, not baiting each other.

>> No.12595610

>>12595604
Mentally ill inbred fat conservatards are the norm and you are no exception

>> No.12595614

>>12595605
You need mental help anon. You are so obsessed with politics you can't even have a non-political conversation without bringing up /pol/

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>>12595610
I guess I'll just have to take your word for it anon. Sound reasoning.

>> No.12595623

>>12595614
The conversation is about boards shitting up other boards. You’re not too bright, are you chief?

>> No.12595628

>>12595623
No retard we were talking about e-celeb threads which there are a ton of. Nothing political was brought into that.

>> No.12595633

>>12595389
>>12595628
My first post. No need to play stupid because you’re clearly struggling

>> No.12595756

>>12591612
the left can't meme

>> No.12595789
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Does anyone have any solutions to how we can mitigate the impact of vegans on our board?

>> No.12595795

>>12590112
More like picky eater thread. You're a pathetic person.

>> No.12596023

>>12595789
Give vegans a general and give Al/ck/ back to the alckies and this board would clean up quick.

>> No.12596052

>>12596023
I miss al/ck/ threads

>> No.12596132

Vegan food can be delicious. For example curry and chili can be very good with lentils or chickpeas as the protein. Salads are also usually really good but they can be an acquired taste with vegan dressings.

Vegan substitutions are almost always atrocious and if your intent is to mimic or completely replace meat it almost never works.

tl;dr vegan dishes are good but meals made with meat where you substitute vegetable protein in place of meat are bad

>> No.12596139

>>12596052
Everyone does except for the jannies and redditors that migrated here.

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>>12596132
>For example curry and chili can be very good with lentils or chickpeas
Agreed, i love dishes like that
But.
You have to admit even those curries would taste better will some chicken or other meat added.

>> No.12596294

>>12596139
When will that Muslim jannie just fuck off and give us back our al/ck/ containment thread?

>> No.12596307

>>12596052
>>12596139
The only reason I ever came to this board was because of al/ck/. I don't miss it, it just made me drink more. But now I love shitposting here all day long. I don't even cook. Thanks to the anon who linked me to my first al/ck/ thread.

>> No.12596399

>>12596307
Haha,
You. I like you.
I do miss them though.
Always helped me drink less but enjoy more.

>> No.12596539

>>12596168
>better
Maybe.

>> No.12597220

>>12596023
Where do I vote for that

>> No.12597243

>>12596023
This is the best idea for this board I've heard in ages. One al/ck/ general, one vegan general, and the rest of the board can be shitposting. Mods, jannies, get on this.

>> No.12598183

>>12596307
>TV board doesn't even watch TV
>cooking board doesn't even cook
>technology board doesn't know anything about technology
>anime board will actually give you malicious recommendations of bad anime just to make you mad
Why is every board on 4chan like this?

>> No.12598275

>>12590168
Waiting for that pic, fatty fag

>> No.12598281

>>12591089
>yesterday was a long time ago

>> No.12598340

>>12590426
>condoms are bad, mkay

>> No.12598351

>>12590112
Everytime I ate some vegan variant of the food they say "It tastes just the same, you won't know the difference!" it has tasted like fucking arse. Stop trying to push your ideology

Hippies at work pushed to make vegan christmas dinner 2 years ago. Maybe one thing was okay, the others tasted like fucking ass. I was not the only one thinking this. A lot of people complained too, in closed tones.

>> No.12598363

>>12598183
4chan is where the dredges and bitter ourcasts come to gather.

There's your answer.

>> No.12598519

>>12598351
Vegans dont really like food .
Thats why they should be banned from this board

>> No.12599034

>>12598363
>dredges and bitter ourcasts
So which are you?

>> No.12599497

>>12599034
an outcast, probably

>> No.12600521

>>12594002
No one is more holier than thou with low intelligence like a lib

>> No.12600533

>>12593792
>become worlds strongest man
>switch to vegan diet
>advertise yourself as the worlds strongest man who is also vegan
>get vegan retards money from youtube

>> No.12600538

>>12600533
Who are you giving money to on Youtube?

>> No.12600540 [DELETED] 

>>12593824
waaah /pol/ waaaa

>> No.12600564

>>12600540
waaa people who have sex waaaa

>> No.12601405

>>12600533
There was a reality show called the worlds fattest vegan