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Wtf is she eating?

>> No.12589920

>>12589909
I'm not gonna be spellling this right, but it's a geoduck or something. One of those living water filter bivalves.

>> No.12589922

>>12589909
Geoduck

>> No.12589923

>>12589909
it's called a geoduck, pronounced gooey-duck.

now fuck off, and grow up junior.

>> No.12589928

Benis of the sea.

>> No.12589931

>>12589923
What's the white stuff coming out of it's head?

>> No.12589932

>>12589923
>>12589922
>>12589920
more like geoDICK

>> No.12589940

>>12589909
Imagine her giving you a blow job

>> No.12589948

>>12589909
Some pervs must be fapping soo hard to this. Not judging.

>> No.12589949

>>12589932
Not far from the truth. The name means a dick.

>> No.12589974
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>>12589948
>Not judging.

t-thanks

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>> No.12589991

>>12589909
>>>/wsg/2937125

>> No.12590009

>>12589990
>it even has testicles
fucking hell, did god just make these as a joke or something?

>> No.12590030

>>12589949

No it doesn't. It's a phonetic translation of an Native American tribe word.

These were featured on the show Dirty Jobs years ago.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mmmkm

>> No.12590034

>>12589931
Seawater. Its a filter feeder so its constantly processing seawater.

>> No.12590049

>>12590030
>Dirty Jobs
I couldn't remember where I heard of them. That's it.

>> No.12590050

>>12589909
the BBC of the sea

>> No.12590101

>>12589909

Dunno, but I've got something else that's long, hard and squirting she can eat, if you catch my drift... ;)

>> No.12590104

>>12590101
Explain

>> No.12590133

>>12590101
I dont

>> No.12590141

>>12590101
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>> No.12590159

>>12590009
if ever your athiest friends say god has no sense of humor... show them this

>> No.12590162

>>12590104
>>12590133

why, my peenus weanus of course :)

>>12590141

Thanks for the free reply, homolord.

>> No.12590215

does it at least taste good? cos there are about 15 levels of 'yeah i probably won't be eating that' in the ol' geoduck.

>> No.12590227

>>12590030
>No it doesn't. It's a phonetic translation of an Native American tribe word.
And that native American word means a dick. How could that confuse you?

Furthermore, what does dirty jobs have to do with anything at all??

>The name geoduck is derived from a Lushootseed (Nisqually) word gʷídəq either a word composed of a first element of unknown meaning and əq meaning "genitals"

>> No.12590236

>>12589909
oh fugg ids a BENIS :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.12590283

>>12590215

you can get this at most sushi restaurants if you order mirugai

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>>12589909

>> No.12590311

>>12589932
kek

>> No.12590330

>>12590162
>putting a value on a reply
pathetic

>> No.12590356
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12590356

>mfw getting the dopamine orgasm that is a free (You) while denying others the same

>> No.12590365

>>12589909
ahhhhhhhh

>> No.12590733
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Kek

>> No.12590742

>>12590733
Now why would you do that?

>> No.12590751

>>12590034
Isn't eating filter feeders raw (which it is if there's still fucking seawater in it) bad for you? Its like the equivalent of not gutting a fish, right?

>> No.12590765

>>12590751
Yes, but chinamin are subhuman insects so they do it anyway.

>> No.12590829
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>>12590733

>> No.12590875

I had pieces of geoduck, battered and fried
Also used it for porridge. Pieces of geoduck in it.

Idk what to say, its chewy, it tastes rich, its the best penis i ever had.

>> No.12590877

>>12590215
Yes, it's retardo expensive and not readily available outside of Asia unless you live in Washington. Tastes like a clam but has a better texture.

>> No.12590990

benis :DDDDDDDDD

>> No.12591028

>>12590101
HAHAHAHA
ME MAKE BONE JOKE
ME WANT BONE CUTE GLASSES GIRL
CRONK LONELY, WANT SHE-BUNGA ;_;

>> No.12591232

>>12589940
no, I don't think I will.

>> No.12591636

>>12591028
worked

>> No.12591638

>>12589909
Why do a majority of Asians hate living creatures?

>> No.12591646

>>12589909
>Directed by Greg Lansky

>> No.12591663

>>12591638
Buddhism teaches them that all inferior species were sinners in previous lives.

>> No.12591721

>>12590050
BBSea

>> No.12591727

Watch her gag on it.
https://youtu.be/3rGS-jiL46k

>> No.12591735

>>12591727
Just when I thought it couldn't get any hotter.

>> No.12591740

>>12591727
https://youtu.be/ppAtRNhuND4
it keeps happening

>> No.12591747

>>12589990
>>12589909

This is a fucking cock and balls

>> No.12591753

>>12591740
is this CBT

>> No.12591918

>>12591028
Girlpost if I ever seen one.

>> No.12591950

>>12589909
Asian bois btfo

>> No.12591959

>>12589990
and they say evolution doesn't exist ...

>> No.12592009

>>12589909
This is the funniest op I have seen in years.

>> No.12592365

>>12590215
Yeah, but it's not worth the price
t. had it at a sushi place
It's cheaper in the PNW since that's the only place in the US that farms it.

>> No.12592377

>>12589922
Literally a pokemon

>> No.12592384

>>12589923
Then why isn't it spelled gooey-duck, shithead? It's a transliteration anyway.

>> No.12592448

>>12589909
a big ass black cock

>> No.12592541
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>>12589948
>>12589974
That's re-dick-ous

>> No.12592547

>>12589909
>>12589990
It doesn't look like something from this planet. It looks like what I'd imagine Predator's dick would look like.

>> No.12593850

>>12589990
There are so many other things to eat on this planet. Why even bother with something like this?

>> No.12594112

>>12591663
But chinks aren't Buddhist

>> No.12594137

>>12589931
it's cum

>> No.12594155

>>12593850
>variety bad

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>>12591740
>>12591727

>> No.12594307

>>12589990
Why would anyone eat something that looks THAT nasty?

>> No.12594325

>>12594307
Chinks will eat anything.
I'm pretty sure they purposely look for weird shit to eat.

>> No.12594653

>>12594155
this is retarded

There's enough normal food available to anyone that you shouldn't ever have to resort to eating some fucked up penis clam just for the sake of "variety"

>> No.12594663

>>12594307
Why does anyone have diaper fetishes or want to fuck their mom? Because people are freaks, ya dig?

>> No.12594664

>>12591740
>>12591727
Chinese people are savages in the worst possible sense

>> No.12594671

>>12594325
>I'm pretty sure they purposely look for weird shit to eat.
They go out of their way to eat the weirdest/grossest thing possible, then fight like hell to defend it as being normal while claiming other cultures are ignorant and have narrow-minded ideas about food

>> No.12594822

>>12589909
Inb4 she cut it open revealing a pussy, aka hermaphrodite

>> No.12594827
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>>12594307
I was at my city’s July 4th festival walking in a crowd of people and everyone in front of me started freaking out and screaming over a tiny frog hopping around them. I thought there was an active shooter, I can’t imagine most people would even consider eating frog legs much less geo penis

>> No.12594857

>>12590751

Oysters are usually eaten raw, so no?

>> No.12594878

>>12594857
>Oysters are usually eaten raw, so no?

And how many instances of food poisoning are associated with eating raw oysters?

>> No.12594950

>>12594878
have sex

>> No.12595011

>>12594950
half six, so 3 then right#

>> No.12595063

>>12595011
idk about that number man

>> No.12595072

>>12594878
idk but I've been eating raw oysters my whole life and I've never had a case of food poisoning.

>> No.12595089

>>12591663

Almost every word in that sentence is incorrect.

>> No.12595464

>>12589909
Geoduck, but that's not how you're supposed to eat it.

>> No.12596146

>>12589920
why would anyone eat a waterfiler :( poor waterfilter :(

>> No.12596163

>>12595089
A Theravada Buddhist may virtuously beat his wife because women are considered inferior souls.

>> No.12596167

>>12591721
Fuckin' got me.

>> No.12596170

>>12590009
>>12591747
it even has a condom

>> No.12596180

>>12591740
>>12591727
eating animals alive should be illegal unironically