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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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12573032 No.12573032 [Reply] [Original]

Holy fuck bros, for 26 years I never understood how cooking works but a few hours ago someone told me making bread is exactly like in runescape. You literally just pour water over a bowl of flour and stir it and put it in the oven in a pan. Why does no one tell you this shit?

>> No.12573035

>>12573032
How do you think Runescape devs came up with the recipe?

>> No.12573045

>>12573035
I figured if you just use a tomato with dough to make sauce for a pizza the rest has to be bullshit

>> No.12573056

>>12573032
Runescape is gay.

>> No.12573064

>>12573056
Are you that faggot I just killed at the grand exchange who wanted a rematch? Too bad, bitch!

>> No.12573341

>what is leavening

>> No.12573554

Gold armor trimming only 5k

>> No.12573568

>>12573045
The only thing that's different from runescape pizza is that you need yeast, knead it, and let it sit for an hour or 2. You can literally make pizza with just flour water yeast salt tomato cheese an oven and nothing else.

>> No.12573635

WIsh I still had the time to play. Started playing in like early 05 until sometime in 09 I think. I really loved this game no matter how grindy it was.

At the Grand Exchange I loved scamming people by advertising a "flower game." I'd plant flowers and they'd have to guess which color the flowers would be, betting 50k beforehand. If they were correct, I'd block them, log off and go to another server. One guy tried like 5 times until he won.

>> No.12573638

>>12573635
Based

>> No.12573678

>>12573568
holy shit are you for real?

>> No.12573694

>>12573056
This

>> No.12573703

>>12573056
No.

>> No.12573734

>>12573678
Yeah do something like this
dough
>500g flour
>7g instant yeast sachet
>~300ml water
>5g=teaspoon salt
>mix then knead for like 10 minutes
>put in bowl damp cloth on top and let it sit for 2 hours on counter
sauce
>skin tomato by making an x mark with a knife then 30 sec in boiling water until skin peel
>take off skin and core
>crush tomato with hand and put in pot cook until thicken
You can easily improve the sauce by adding herbs and fish sauce and tomato paste to thicken or just buy some basic tomato sauce
assemble
>divide dough in 3 balls
>form pizza
>put tomato sauce on
>put cheese on
>oven
done.

>> No.12573841

Buying gf

>> No.12573849

Can i fish lobsters too?

>> No.12573944

>>12573056
Imagine sucking this many dicks simultaneously

>> No.12573958

>whoa bros did you know that bread is made out of flour?
yes

>> No.12574120
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12574120

>>12573056
you're gay

>> No.12574128

>>12574120
lonely femanon here, 126 cb 8 different pure accounts not fat not ugly

Your presentation turned me on.

>> No.12574145

>>12574128
one time I pretended to be a girl on osrs and got a rich bf. first time cyb in his POH o casually slipped in "my dick is so hard" and logged out

>> No.12574153

>>12574145
lmfao

>> No.12574158

>>12573056
based

>> No.12574163

>>12574128
tits or gtfo

>> No.12575389

>>12573064
silly anon you can only kill people financially at the grand exchange

>> No.12575402

>>12573032
Runescape has always had one of the most needlessly complicated cooking systems, so this doesn't actually surprise me that much.

>> No.12575406

>>12573032
tin and copper also make bronze

>> No.12575507

>>12574120
I'll b ur rs gf

>> No.12575550

>>12573678
cooking can be really easy anon. you have to think, people did it for millennia before restaurants and premade foods were a common thing. I'd say that most old recipes you see are made so that small-brained people could not starve as well as big-brained people.

>> No.12575583

I started playing back in the RSC days

I'd wander around with my knife, axe, and tinderbox, roleplaying as a wanderer, stopping to catch fish and cook them every so often. When I logged off, I'd find a house and log off in the bedroom.

I lost that wonder somewhere along the way and now I'm old and tired and things are only getting worse.

>> No.12575779

>>12574120
>still using windows 7

>> No.12575810
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>>12573056

>> No.12575812

>>12575779
enjoy your botnet

>> No.12575973
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12575973

>>12575812
Using any computer that has a CPU newer than Core 2 Duo is already a botnet. It is a built-in backdoor, hard wired into the CPU's. AMD is forced to make these backdoors into their chips as well. No matter how many things you did to your computer, doing everything manually and using Linux, all your data is already online. This isn't even a secret; Microsoft and AMD kinda talks about it once in a while.

That is why the Russian defense ministry is funding tons of money on making a whole new CPU platform that cannot be backdoored by the CIA.

>> No.12575981

>>12575973
not only that almost every single USB device has spyware built into it

>> No.12575997

>>12575779
Windows 7 64 bit is the best OS out there right now my dude.
Still has support.
That and you can actually disable all the bullshit that eats your sys resources.
Windows 8 and 10 is filled with so much bullshit its amazing people can even run the OS without a i7

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>>12575981
Basically the only way to be completely invisible online is to use public computers, like the library, with a hat on. Also make the library card with false ID's.

Using PC cafe's with cash is a good alternative too. However in the future, you'll probably have to show your face and ID by law to use public computers.

Then the final alternative is to somehow use someone else's computer by hacking or just sneaking around.

>> No.12576021

>>12575550
and those guys were basicly making shit up on the fly! you have the internet and countless variations to try out

>> No.12576042

>>12573032
>Buying GF

>> No.12576053
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12576053

>>12576042
you can have me

>> No.12576062

>>12573032
this is your brain on /ck/

>> No.12576076

>>12575973
>hardwired
Ooh! You mean it physically exists? Which part?

>> No.12576087

>>12573734
Not him but good fucking man, anon. Love to see people sharing truth. Bonus points for preferment pizza doughs.

>> No.12576733

cooking lvls?

>> No.12577760

>>12573032
I remember playing stronghold crusader only to watch those small gifs of each shop how they make stuff.