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12572046 No.12572046 [Reply] [Original]

What is your physiological response to eating an entire large pizza by yourself in one sitting?

>> No.12572054

>>12572046
Makes my penis tingle

>> No.12572059

I am not hungry any more

>> No.12572124

>>12572046
Vomiting.

>> No.12572262

>>12572046
feeling like a bloated slob and not wanting to move. also indigestion

>> No.12572277

>>12572262
Would you feel this as long as you have an entire large pizza all for yourself, regardless of whether you are fat?

>> No.12572425

>>12572277
I'm not the guy you responded to, but I wouldn't feel awful about it if I ate it over two or three days.

>> No.12572558

>>12572046
Uncontrollable projectile vomiting. I can't do stuff like that no more, I'm getting too old, my metabolism's slowing down, I've been decreasing my portion sizes for years. When I was 17 and on my high school's power lifting team, my only concern with killing a large pizza in one sitting would be "Can I get enough Parmesan cheese and garlic-butter sauce on it to feel full after eating it, or will I need to get some wings too, or swing by another place for a quick cheeseburger afterwards?" Now, though, I eat half a Tombstone pizza and start thinking of how I'll have to store the leftovers.

I'm no longer a bottomless pit that converts calories directly into retard strength, I'm past my prime. Maybe if I got the old dumbbells out of the closet and started to train in earnest, or invested in a gym membership and hit the bench press, I'd regain my robust appetite. But as it stands, the time of my 6000+ daily calorie diet are well behind me.

>> No.12574267

>>12572558
are you human

>> No.12574335

>>12572046
Immediately after, pain and bloating. Must change into comfortable clothes and be able to lie down for several hours afterwards. The next day, being swollen and dehydrated from sodium and having bad poo

Ultimately not worth it

>> No.12574354

You'd have to be a pretty big boy to not feel ill after eating an entire pizza by yourself.

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>>12572558
is this your hand?

>> No.12574609

STOP.

POSTING.

ANIME.

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>>12574609
Stop breathing

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>>12574609

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>>12574609
I can still eat a whole pizza and function but I forsee a time when that wont be so.

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>>12572046
I’ve never eaten an entire large pizza in on sitting because I’m no fatty-bum-bum.

>>12574609

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>>12574609
This burger is delicious, perfectly seasoned with salt.

>> No.12574779

How large a lasagne?

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>>12572046

>> No.12575108

>>12572046
>feel like eating pizza
>order XL
>eat one slice, goes down fast cause I'm hungry
>suddenly I've devoured 3 slices in less than 5 minutes
>I finish the rest at an amazing speed, feel bloated as hell, hate myself for even ordering pizza
and that's why I rarely eat pizza

>> No.12575125

eat 2, wheres my return on my investment, go by laxative

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>>12574609

>> No.12576363

>>12572046
I've only done this when I've eaten absolutely nothing all day and drinking.
Pretty good.

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>>12574609

>> No.12576968

>>12572046
depression

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12576973

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG

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>>12574609

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>>12574609

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12577013

>>12572046
Strong desire to have sexual relationships for the sake of procreation with my huge erect cock full of broteins to a cute boy like the one you posted due to the excess of testosterone after eating lots of meat..

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>>12577013
cute bois are nice

>> No.12577019

>>12572046
Satiation, assuming it's at least a large pizza

>> No.12577045

Pretty bad day, man.

>> No.12577109

>>12572558
Hi dad

>> No.12577123

>>12577013
>>12577015
Homo go home.

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>>12577123
want a cuddle anon? :3

>> No.12577979

>>12572046
physiological manifestation of regret

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12578008

I wanna fuck that cartoon.

>> No.12578011

>>12578008
It's a guy

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>>12578011
I know

>> No.12578075

Regret.
I could've saved half the pizza for later and got more enjoyment.

>> No.12578078

>>12572046
I don't know, I've never eaten a whole pizza

Which is odd, since I'm 400 lbs

>> No.12578185

>>12574609
Y A M A T E

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>>12574609
No u

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>>12572046
All that separated orange cheese grease coats in my innards and I feel like a bag of oil for the next 12 hours, also my focus is at an all time low.

>> No.12578216

Immense satisfaction.

I run and lift, so I’m in reasonable shape, but I still have the spirit of a fat cunt. I eat well, but once every 3 weeks/month, I like to order a CYO Large fat fuck pizza with extra cheese and make sweet mouth love to that steaming temptress. Often I save a few slices for morning because next day microwave pizza is world-changing.

>> No.12578258

>>12572046
Diarrhea because of the lactose.

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12578443

Unironic pride, because my appetite has been deteriorating for the past several months. Most days I can barely force down a single sandwich as my sole meal.
Also, these
>>12578008
>>12578058

>> No.12578546

>>12572046
none at all, although european pizza is often diffrent from that american abomination

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>>12574609

>> No.12578807

>>12572046
A very good nap