/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Kekeke.

Reminds me of Olean butter substitutes warning on the back. 'May cause anal leakage.'

Imagine paying for food with the words "loose stools" on the packaging

>>12566650
at least it's not oily discharge
that's the worst
>>12566516
pringles

Oh, fuck off with that.

I ate plenty of Olestra-containing foods. It's totally, completely fine if you keep it to 1-3 servings. It tastes exactly the same as the regular version.

The problem is that some fucking fatasses ate 10 servings at once and got stomach cramps. That never happens whatsoever if you kept your consumption within reason.

>>12566516
Liberals ruin everything.

>>12566516
Why not just re-market it as a laxative?

>>12566516
Why is there no warning required for sugar alcohols but there was for this shit that was barely harmful at all

>>12566802
>be type 1 diabetic
>eat Atkins branded candy with maltitol
>nutrition label says 0g carbohydrates
>blood sugar shoots up to 3 million
>inject $27 of insulin to cover FDA conspiracy
>Eli Lily rubs hands together

>>12566695
You fuck off. Just because you have an iron stomach doesn't mean everyone else does. Even just ingesting artificial sweetener is enough to wreck my intestines (and I hate how because of fat people this garbage started showing up as ingredients even in non-diet drinks and food).
As a general rule of thumb what you eat or drink not getting digested is going to be a bad time when you have less than invincible bowels. Even fiber which gets memed to death as good for you is a common cause of GI problems, hence the low residue diet doctors put you on.

>>12566516
High fructose corn syrup
Trans fats (use the correct bathroom)

>>12566516
Is this serious and not a wind up?

>>12566862
t. binger. stop gorging fatty

>>12569104
No, I've been underweight my entire life. You don't have much incentive to shovel down piles of food when your intestines are screwed up like that.

>>12568520
Were you in a coma throughout the 90s or something?

>>12569148
I wasn't alive in the 90's you disgusting old fart.

>>12566695
>company produces "food" for fatties to binge on without getting even fatter
>it's perfectly fine to eat if you limit your consumption

>>12566857
Type 1 Diabetic as well
those fuckers were horrid, maltitol also made me shit myself quite often.

>>12569216
>I wasn't alive in the 90's
Why are you here then? Why don't zoomers use their own zoomer websites?

>>12566695
>giving everyone ibs to save money
ISHYGDDT

Has anyone in this thread actually had these? Growing up my mom was always into new diets and dieting food and ended up getting these for a while over regular chips. It sucked. They do make you shit your brains out too and they have this weird aftertaste

>>12566516
how tf is something made of fats and carbs and has 0 calories?

>>12570875
they stopped making new websites in 2008

>>12570892
I saw some really strange olestra chips at grocery outlet a few months go I was too scared to buy them

>>12566516
How was this bad?
My asshole is tight and I choose when to release. After a whole can of WOW Pringles I would shit a beautiful liquid and a fatty oil would rise to the top, floating in foam. It was glorious, and I stayed thin as fuck.
I miss the year 2000. It really was a turning point, we are rocketing backwards with this SHITTY generation.

>>12570898
It's a chemical that inhibits the absorbtion of certain nutrients, including those catbs and fats. Says so right there in the image, tard.

>>12570892
>Has anyone in this thread actually had these?
Yes. My dad was overweight and ended up getting type 2 diabetes when I was a kid. Hit him super-hard to where his body just stopped processing sugar and he urinated constantly for days losing weight so rapidly he was like one of those advanced stage cancer patients with wasting syndrome.
Anyway, it scared the fuck out of him, he became a food nazi and got off insulin while micromanaging every little bit of eating he did e.g. bringing plastic containers of measured out healthy foods to business dinner restaurants. And my mom meanwhile was terrified my brother or I would end up getting fat like he did so she start stocking all those fucked up diet version food and drinks.
For the longest time I thought skim milk and Diet Coke were normal things for a skinny guy to drink. Wasn't until someone mentioned how weird it was for me to select the Diet Coke option at the high school vending machine given my underweight skelly body that I switched over to real Coke and realized what I was missing. Similar deal with skim milk where I was convinced whole milk was disgusting until my early 20s when I realized skim milk was the unnatural watery garbage and whole milk was legit creamy goodness.
All this to say many foods and drinks with attempts to pass different substances through your body that don't get digested are prone to giving you awful diarrhea. Olestra's a famous example, but a lot of the artificial sweeteners are similar in that respect. Honestly would have much preferred being fat over going through high school with constant diarrhea.

>>12570910
>How was this bad?
Because people who aren't mentally ill don't enjoy diarrhea my impossible to relate to friend.

>>12570955
>Because people who aren't mentally ill don't enjoy diarrhea my impossible to relate to friend.

Any excellent comment

>>12570955
Only the very weak, like the bottom 10%, had this issue. Everyone else was fucking fine.
Honestly, I dont care two fucks about the super weak part of the population. It was absolutely fine for me, and most people. Garbage tier weaklings should be weeded out, why are you faggots taking away things that I like?
Go fuck yourself you anal insufficient faggots.

>>12566862
>Even just ingesting artificial sweetener is enough to wreck my intestines

Unless you are talking about shit like inulin or sugar alcohols this is highly unlikely. It's not like your gut bacteria can do much with a couple ppm of saccharine.

>>12570983
>Enjoying diarrhea makes you a tough guy

>>12570998
He might mean sucralose and that kind of junk.

>>12571003
There was no diarrhea fuckhead.
That only happens to YOU because you are inferior. Just stay in your safe space, and let me soar far above you, while you cry to mommy about your poopy pants.

>>12570998
No, a variety of non-nutritive sweeteners have a well documented laxative effect.
https://www.healthline.com/health/foods-that-cause-diarrhea
>Alternative sugars such as aspartame, saccharine, and sugar alcohols known as FODMAPs disrupt the biology of the lower intestinal tract. In fact, cutting out artificial sweetener is now a recommended treatment for irritable bowel syndrome. So it’s not surprising that eating food with artificial sweetener in it causes a lot of people to have diarrhea.
You're right that sugar alcohols are particularly egregious examples of that though, hence the Haribo sugar free gummy bear reviews that are filled with people recounting stories of the worst diarrhea in their entire lives.

>>12571014
>There was no diarrhea fuckhead.
Did you read the thread? Even the people arguing in favor of olestra had diarrhea:
>>12570910
>How was this bad?
>My asshole is tight and I choose when to release. After a whole can of WOW Pringles I would shit a beautiful liquid

>>12566862
>fuck your anecdotal experience, here's my anecdotal experience

>>12571082
Thank you, brave crusader, for getting everything banned.
Are you proud of yourself? Are you standing up to take credit now? Because the weakest people couldn't handle said thing?
Some people get anxiety from smoking weed, lets BAN it for everyone because the very weak cant handle it! Is this the argument you are making?

>>12571014
Bowel disruption is the appropriate response to consuming indigestible pseudo-foods.
You're like the worst X-Man ever with a mutation that makes your enteric nervous system too retarded to notice and reject calorie and nutrition devoid trash.

>>12571095
No one asked for anything to be banned. Whatever reinforced bowel genes you inherited must have taken up vital resources from your brain.

>>12566695
>consumption within reason.
Well that's the trick isn't it.

>>12569143
Show wrist then, lardbeast

Sell off of land in Hawaii which at the time was the largest sugar producer in the world to build guady ass hotels and advantaged the corn producers, hence HFCS. That's Congress in action with payoffs up their wazoos.

>>12571340
>Being so fat you have a hard time believing there's such a thing as underweight people
That blows my mind a bit to be honest with you, anon. Which hellish midwest obesity capital do you reside in?

>>12566516
The new hippie vegetarian "beyond meat" burgers. Vegetarians are fucking pathetic. Those soy burgers are fucking disgusting and overpriced. But i guess if youre a limpwristed millenial who wants burgers but buys into the whole globalist antihuman thing youve probably got some of daddys money to spend on that chemical shit.

>Which hellish midwest obesity capital do you reside in?

>>12571459
You are just as disgusting as a fatty you sickly fucking creature

>>12571464
I can't help wondering what kind of fag focus group filled with marketing types came up with that name.

>>12571095
>put cyanide in Coca-Cola
wtf this is poison
>WOOOOOW thanks you fucking crybaby have to get everything banned don't you!

>>12571552
I think that you're mixing that up with cocaine. It's a fact that it used to be an additive to Coca-Cola but that was done away with a very, very long time ago.
Get off the drugs d00d

>>12570949
And now you're fat as fuck and on metformin like your dad or nah?

>>12570910
>My asshole used to be tight, now it's not.

>>12571609
>And now you're fat as fuck and on metformin like your dad or nah?
No, underweight my entire life.

>>12571487
>You are just as disgusting as a fatty you sickly fucking creature
Never said I wasn't, friend. Self-description was "underweight," not "attractive bodybuilder male model." I'm a spooky skelleton.

>>12571780
Fucking kek. Where's the picture of the not-doctor with the lab coat and stethoscope?

>>12566729
Shut the fuck up

>>12571965
hes right tho

>>12571987
Stop samefagging

>>12571995
wat

>>12566762
they did, a weight loss laxative. https://www.myalli.com/about/product-use/

>>12571957
Go outside
Eat more
Stop being a fucking loser

>>12572633
Anon, I'm in my 30s. I'm not trying to be attractive. I'm trying to get as much sleep as possible before dying. Also:
>Eat more
Not really an option, like I said my intestines are screwed up. The amount of bowel trouble eating more would cause me would end up taking more energy than the extra calories would be worth.
Best I can do is eat regularly even when I'd rather not and maintain enough weight to not die.

>>12570891
it's not ibs
the olestra can't be absorbed by the cells in your intestinal lining, so it winds up lubricating your large intestines, with predictable results

>>12572702
"IBS" just means "you have bowel problems like diarrhea and/or constipation without an actual disease identified as causing them."

>>12566695
But fucking fatasses is olestra's target market

>>12572790
Yeah, kind of a weird complaint that anon made the more I think about it. If you needed to limit your servings that would defeat the purpose of what it was invented for since you could just limit your servings of real food and lose weight that way.