/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Good luck and godspeed.

>>12565642
I hope you burn down your house and you kids or pets die a horrible agonizing death

anon....

>>12565642
bone app the teeth

im like totally obsessed with chocolate

I forgot to check any recipes for cookies and now I'm not sure if this is how it should look like, what do I do?
>>12565653
Why do you have to be so mad?

omg yum chocoholics get in here!

>>12565674
no no no no

>>12565681
Wow fuck you. Everyone tries to be nice and you reply to the one person that talked shit. Fuck off.

>>12565681
>that bowl of slop

>>12565681
Why is there an eyeball in there?

>>12565693
I'm sorry, I wasn't paying much attention so I just read the first one I saw.
>>12565646
>>12565660
Thank you!
>>12565697
Do you have any actual advice or are you just going to be mean for no reason?

>>12565708
That's an M&M without its coloring.

>>12565708
thats a discolored m&m

>>12565681
NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>12565681
>I forgot to check any recipes
haha what if they are the greatest cookie ever made. would you be able to replicate them?
they will be fine I'm sure

The texture was kinda weird so I just put it in a pan instead. Any ideas on what temperature I should bake it? Here's a list of the ingredients I used, please tell me if I made a mistake somewhere:
>whatever leftover flour I could find (can't say how much it was)
>3 eggs
>2 smallish chocolate bars
>one bag of M&Ms with peanuts
>one pack of thin Oreo cookies
>Some butter
>lots of ginger
>black pepper
>vanilla extract
>salt
>>12565733
What does it look like?

>>12565766
Thanks!

>>12565681
Not runny enough, add water while heating and mixing.

>He didn't double boil the chocolate and then mix that into the batter

>>12565642
Are you making cookies out of cookies?

>>12565772
Bake it at 350°F or 176.67 C for about 8-10 minutes. Make sure to make the cookies evenly shaped/sized. If they are not done, do it for another 2-3 minutes or so.

>>12565782
Okay, consider it done!
>>12565790
I'm sorry, but if I boil the chocolate it'll turn into liquid and it won't be the same as having melted chunks of it.
>>12565794
Yeah, why not?
>>12565801
I already put it in a mold that's for bread I think so it's not exactly a cookie anymore, but thank you for the advice!

>>12565824
>and it won't be the same as having melted chunks of it
Who said you had to use ALL of it, double boil some, chunk the other half.

>>12565827
I guess you're right. By the way, what does "double boiling" mean? Why would you boil something, wait for it to cool down and then boil it again? Wouldn't that just make most of evaporate?

>>12565849
Ah man, you're kind of adorable

>One pot with boiling water
>Another pot or metal bowl on top of that
>Chocolate melts due to the heat
>Stir constantly so it doesn't burn at the bottom

It's actually really easy to do, kinda fun too.

>>12565772
>The texture was kinda weird so I just put it in a pan instead
post the pic or I'll downvote and unsubscribe

>>12565772
Did you finish baking it?

>>12566151
I think something bad happened...

>>12565790
Double boiling is a waste of time, just microwave it.

>>12566201
>lol just nuke it bro

>>12565772
>black pepper and ginger in "chocolate chip" cookies
bruh stop

>>12566201
lol

>>12566208
This, but unironically and worded more elegantly.

>>12565681
Just put it in the fridge and save the fire dept some work.
Just eat it like a no-bake brownie

>>12565642
>making chocolate cookies out of chocolate cookies

the cookies killed anon

FUCK OFF REDDITOR

>>12565681
Nice cooking there, anon

It turned out pretty good actually. It's like a brownie, but with peanuts inside. Thank you to all the helpful anons who gave me advice, and to all the bullies for entertaining me. Thank you /ck/, muah! :)

>>12566899
I thought you were making cookies...

>>12566920
It's still a cookie, just a big one.

>>12566899
Looks like literal shit, but hey if it tastes good, congrats.

>>12566899
Hey looks alright man. Good job. What does the inside look like?

>>12565772
Whres the sugar? Are u retarded or simply playing the part for attention. It looks like shit btw

>>12565772
Ginger and black pepper, no!

>>12565772
Ginger and black pepper, no! Did you cream the butter and sugar then add the eggs, then the flour, mixing or processing as little as possible, til just mixed? Then fold in the chocolate chunks or candies?

HOW DO YOU TURN >>12565681
INTO THIS >>12565642
SHIT DOESNT ADD UP ANON

>>12566899

>>12566899
eлa дo млaдocт дa мe пoчepпиш aкo cи жeнcкo

people like you shouldn't be allowed to live.

>>12567258
>>12567264
Thank you! Here's what the inside is like.
>>12567370
I just threw them in the bowl all at once, was I not supposed to do that? I added ginger and black pepper because I didn't want it to get too sugary.
>>12568004
Eлa дo Cтyдeнтcки и c paдocт щe тe пoчepпя. :)

I honestly can't tell if this is a troll thread

put me in the screencap

>>12568333
Nice trips faggot. Never post you baking ever again ok?