/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12561675
Masterbate more

>>12561675
Do you live in the van? If so, can you post details? I might be converting a van or something soon out of necessity..

wtf is going on with the slices in that thing

>>12561705
Sharp eye anon. Those kids did not cut this thing worth beans. Also not enough toppings on one side.

>>12561703
What do you want to know anon?

LIVIN IN A VAN
DOWN BY THE COSTCO

>>12561719
You are a dense muthafucka

>>12561719
I said I fucking might need to convert a van dude

>>12561675
would but I blew all my money on alcohol and cigarettes and moar alcohol

>>12561736

>>12561675
>"Guard" literally stops you unless you flash your card
What's to stop me from just printing some paper card to fool my way in.
I know I can't buy anything without the card, but you can buy stuff at the food court and eat the free samples.

>>12561768
>>12561736
He is right though, you are not going to amount to jack squat

>>12561774
Just tell the guard you are picking up a pizza. He will let you in since pizza is a human right.

>>12561774
I might live in a van but i still have my white privilege so they let me in.

>>12561792
Great. Now answer the fucking question

I wanna know if you actually have a legit setup. Bed drawers desk etc... where do you shower the gym? Parking for sleep?

>>12561816
Have bed, solar shower ,solar panels on roof, butane stove, fridge, no desk.
I camp out in national forests , small mountain towns, and occasionally beach cities although thats getting tougher.
Went to mexico one winter, no one cares down there where you sleep.

whoever topped that did a poor job but would still eat

>>12561675

>not getting cheese or the all-meat

why even bother?

>>12561868
I think you might be correct.
Now i am filled with regret. I wish i had checked with /ck/ before ordering. Its mostly bread.

>>12561873
Dude, literally only women pick veggies for pizza because they think it makes it healthy or something. Olives are okay, pineapple maybe, but a fucking bag of stirfy on a pizza? Jesus

>>12561715
but they have a guide to cut on so each slice is the same

>>12561897
Fuck off, cunt, vegetables are great on pizza.
Spinach, peppers, onions, olives, mushrooms, arugula, tomatoes, eggplant.....it's all fucking good. The only vegetable that pisses me the fuck off on pizza is broccoli or cauliflower. That's just not right.

>>12561849
Could you post some pics? What do you do for money? And I never heard of solar shower

>>12561897
>pineapple
Costco forbids pineapple on pizza

>>12561675
Obese fatso

>>12561962
>And I never heard of solar shower
About 80 bucks worth of parts from home depot.

I drive a semi for about 4 months a year.

>>12562034
Forgot pic
Its just a big pressurized black pipe full of water. About ten gallons.

>>12561962
>solar shower
you store water in a black container on your roof so the sun heats it up. then you can take a shower without external heating

>>12561675
I may be a lone retard but I prefer everything pizzas when the toppings are more finely diced up

>>12562232
I like grinding all the toppings together into a puree and spreading it evenly over the cheese before I bake it.

>>12562241
You mean like a punkin purray?

>>12561715
They could smell the van-living desperation on you and knew you'd be eating it alone so they didn't bother to make the slices even.

>>12562341
...gulp...e..even just over the phone?
I called it in.
Hardly dropped any spaghetti when i rang them

on a hot day, you can grab one of the adirondack chairs from the outdoor living section and drag it over to the dairy case and spend all afternoon in hte coolest place in town.

>>12561965
in canuckistan they have hawaiian pizza though

Mods, can we please ban child pizza posters? This place is supposed to be 18+

>>12561849
Sounds comfy. Where did you go in Mexico, was it dangerous to be living in a van down there?

>>12561774
>point at someone who he already checked
>"i'm with them"
>go right in
wala

>>12562565
>dangerous to be living in a van down there?
Not at all. I was in baja.
Many many american and canadian males live in vans on the beaches down there. There is a whole circuit. They are escaping cold winters and even colder women.
They are so sad to go back in the spring.

>>12562573
Just tell them you are heading to the food court.
They will let you in.

>>12561697
Thats gonna be tough

How many calories are in an entire costco pizza?

>>12561897

>He doesn't enjoy mushroom and olive pizza

Tastelet confirmed. The subtle, richness of mushrooms compliments the delicious cheese.

>>12564684

Once slice of their cheese pizza is 600 calories so I would assume that at the bare minimum you're looking at near 5000 calories.

>>12561928
broccoli is based in a fire oven.

>>12561787
>pizza is a human right.
It should be

>>12564862
Andrew Yang 2020

>>12564723
>A soggy, chewy mushroom is the pinnacle of pizza
Lmao, suuuure it is, buddy

>>12561675
First time I've seen a pizza with a bald spot

>>12565163
And a receding toppings line

>>12565162

>EW MUSHROOMS ARE GROSS! I'll have pepperoni and extra cheese!
>I want meat lovers!

Ok, now that the children have ordered, what do the adults want?

>>12565416
Butter chicken

>>12565451

I once ate 3 bowls of butter chicken on a date at an Indian buffet and shit myself later that night when we were having sex. She ghosted me after that.

>>12561675
Can i join your rape van op

>>12565471
Yes

Guys its been nearly 24 hours and i am not even half through this pizza.
I have failed my promise .
Sorry

>>12566613
Move back home

>>12566659
Way way to late for that anon. I have a good job and will be able to save a ton of money this summer if i can keep it. No way i will pack it in over an unfinished pizza going soggy in my fridge.

>>12566697
Here is what i have left after a recent push in the last five minutes

>>12561675
that's 4.5K calories, anon

>>12566709
It checks out. It's the same pizza. Case solved

>>12566734
Thanks for putting in the good detective work on this one baby legs

>>12566866
That hurt my feels

>>12566709
I eat a whole one of those before work

>>12566866
Really bad

>>12566879
I was just joking around anon, did not mean to your feels.
Apologies to you anon

>>12561757
why are there so many homeless people on /ck/

>>12565416
Meat lovers for me, I'm trying to make gains over here.

>>12567155
When i started out on /ck/ over 10 years ago, i owned a half million dollar home outright.
This places can change your lot in life

>>12566724
Jesus that sounds mental when you just say the number like that.

>>12561675
Its said to have several thousand calories
Enjoy

>>12561965
Not so
In Mexico the also have a Hawaiian pizza it comes with ham and pineapple