/ck/ - Food & Cooking

damn is that a fish or a goat??

THERES METAL IN THE FISH DON'T EAT THEM

>>12565138
why would you do this to a fish?
chinks truly are the most disgusting subhumans after kikes and shitskins.

>>12565168
They're the worst period. Even kikes aren't that vile

>>12565168
that's a Greek beer

>>12565223
Well chinks are still disgusting

>>12565168
Do what to it? You do realise it's going to die long before the metal from that can causes it any "pain" right? They live in water normally.

>>12565235
Make it swallow jagged prices of aluminum for no reason?

>>12565274
Did you really reply to that post after reading only the first four words?

>>12565274
Fun isn't a reason?

>>12565208
Her body was never found.

Itt

People defend Chinese disgusting animal cruelly.

>>12565561
That's where our jobs are going!

>>12565561
That thing has the same functionality as one of those vacuum cleaners, but because it's vaguely shaped like a person that old cunt it is fucking apologising to it. God, I hate people.
Here's me eating some bread.

>>12565561

>>12565360
Fucking lmao

>>12565474
adding cheese to bangers and mash

>>12565561
the problem I find with robots is designers always go to great expense to make them anthropomorphic, when a simpler design is always more practical and cost effective. Just a rumba like tray with an ipad is probably what will end up being used, we'll never get our robot fantasy.

>>12565781
What a waste

>>12565792
What was that

>>12565817
Well, can you blame them?

>>12565822
Prego throws hot meal on toddler, after argument.

>>12565822
Woman being a woman.

>>12565817
Gender equality.

>>12565576
... you probably would hate me then.

I'm kind of reflexive on some manners and have said 'excuse me' to clothing racks at department stores or to jutting pieces of architecture as I'm running by.

>>12565861
There are like five of them. Why don't they put that ape on the ground?

>>12565861
>dumb cunt breaks shit
>some other dumb cunt is on the ground
>other dumb cunts are arguing with the officers
Oh say can you see

>>12565861
>not shooting down the nig

>>12565576
>The consumption of leaven carbohydrates that have been toasted is an enjoyable experience for Caucasian humans.

>>12565208
Cenobites.

>>12565561
This is an enormous step down from girls in qipao with a slit up to the waist.

>>12565561
How much do you tip a robot? 15%? 20%?

>>12565235
>drowning a fish is nothing
Stfu chinamin

>>12565474
>mozzarella

no sir i don't like it

>>12565834

>>12565168
Chinks are more disturbing that shitskins. The latter are only as disturbing as any other wild animal, like feral dogs or mountain lions.

>>12566049

>>12565561
That kids gonna fuck the robot

>>12566003

Unironically looks delicious.

>>12566012
Subhumans

>>12565713
I worked in a kitchen before. The bottoms of plates were never cleaned nearly as much as they should have been. This is disgusting.

>>12566055
I'm actually impressed how easily she manages to catch the bird.

>>12566101
Speed > Strength

>>12565208

They're both cute as fuck imo.

>>12565996
wtf americans

>>12566131
wew

>>12566107
I feed you then you feed me birdy

>>12566012
god i wish that were me

>>12566055
>>12566107
>>12566131
Are chinamen even human?

>>12565208
I love Mark Wiens!

>>12566198

>>12566214
100% has black children

>>12566226
Kitchen looks too nice for her to be a coalburner. But she's definitely dressed like one.

>>12565751
So cute. I want to know what's in the red box and did he say fuck

>>12566163
i'm curious what they do with there 6 stakes and 12 sausages when they sit down with it

>>12566107
Bird feeding used to be so chill. Now I'm so afraid of the germ

>>12565751
I thought the fridge was gonna fall him or something.

>>12566087
You worked in a shitty kitchen m8. Your dishy should have been doing his job fucking right.

Scrape, Bang, Scrub, Spray, Steam, Dry, Stack.

>>12566271
the box contains Maltese(little chocolates)

>>12566012
how did pige die? electricity? I can't make it out

>>12566371
just a transport.

>>12565567
Get a better job

>>12566290
give them to their family, it's a strategy
>Yi, go get the crab legs, Ping hit the steaks, I'm on pork duty today

>>12566386
epic

>>12566215

>>12565861
Ugh Americans are sooo lucky, I wish we had more diversity in my white ass town

>>12566321
No fuckin shit. I was that dishy somathatime, and I guarantee you I washed those Ds so clean you could eat off them. I kep gettin chewed off for being slo, so I lef to get anodah job.

>>12566486

>>12565274
those things literally eat coral. a piece of that flimsy can is nothing.

>>12566499
delet

>>12566513

>>12566321

>>12566167
Yes, /pol/, other races are people too

>>12566543
Hah! Squidward! I love SpongeBob SquarePants :-) Fellow Narwhal.

>>12566107
Subhumans

>>12565781
A little overdone.

>>12566499
Not going to bother if it gets that bad.

>>12566571
would

>>12566584

>>12565583
Holy shit that's a lotta moving parts soon to be covered in sticky filth and grease

>>12566562
WHOA!!

>>12566616

>>12566571
I wish she would make that face at my dick

>>12566653

>>12565820
>>12566566

>>12565561
>wh*toids using knife and fork to eat Chinese food
Holy shit almost cringed out of my skull

>>12566708
You are not Japanese and never will

>>12566703

>>12566725
neat

>>12565817
>Chairman Mao

>>12565760
>>12565792
>>12565817
Based filenames

>>12566738
It was already saved in my folder under that...

>>12566033
>Drowning a fish
Huh

>>12566528
>Try not to ingest it all while you clean.

>>12566694
What.
The.
Fuck.
Was.
That.

>>12565474
>just have potato puree on hand

O OK

>>12566499
Lol fuck that what the flying fuck. Take a photo and walk out. You can safely guesstimate them being backed up to over a thousand plates before passing the second bus tub. Not counting all the non-plates, shit in the buss tubs, etc etc etc.

>>12565996
that'll be 9.99

>>12566371
It didn't, they were just weighing it and then carried the pig to the truck

>>12566167
theyre human just not the origional chinese that they wish they were. A radioactive cesspit of genetic diversity through pillages and rapes has left them desolate. So human yes, just traumatized on a racial level.

>>12566817
You gotta credit that guy. Whereas many people would merely curl up in more and more pain until either they died or were left with extreme injuries, he kept seeking the way out, and he made it reasonably quickly.

>>12566756

>>12566599
>chewing with her mouth open
disgusting

>>12566763
chineese wrestling is no joke

>>12566830

>>12566756
It's alwaya the juice

>>12565583
It'd be good if it had half as many moving parts.

>>12566041
Whos the (nearly) bald guy?

>>12566616
It's totally waterproof by necessity. You can just hose it down.

>>12565561
Look at all the people filming it on their phones. I want to punch each one.

>>12566386
I wish this played on every one of those hipster sites that sold bacon flavored everything a few years back.

>>12567104
youre so cool and unique

>>12566115
Based
>>12566198
And based, fuck Mark Wiens haters. Jealous motha fuckers.

>>12566571
>>12566599
That's octopus though not squid. Squid is white not orange.

>>12566852
God breeders are so disgusting

>>12566215
how does he leave?

>>12567128
Um...OK

>>12567144

>>12567149
Those are cuttle fish, not even squid.

>>12567183
And. . .

>>12567183

>>12565786
Designer here, robots with non-human features would indeed be much more efficient, but part of the problem is that some design may seem too sterile and unapproachable due to their mechanical nature. Human features are often given for people to be able to relate to it; other times it's the clients asking for stupid things.

>>12567153
He will never make any money that way

>>12565576
it's like he expected the toast to shoot out into his hand

>>12567205
No ! Dont the oggohbooos

>>12566785
Nutmeg Challenge

>>12566811
Damn I wish I had a hot mom

>>12565561
Looks like the kid found his robowaifu.

>>12566386
So why didnt this get deleted but the guy getting mad in mcdolans gets deleted?
Because vegan mods thats why

>>12565951
Chicken skin is underrated. If I'm making chicken sandwiches I'll bake the skin at 450F for about a half hour or so and make 'chicken bacon' out of it.

>>12566003
Why make this if a normal cheeseburger is easier to make and will probably taste better?

>>12567337

>>12566846
Hope that bitch got fired.

>>12566708
>using subhuman "can't even invent a fork" twigs to consume food
Eating that slant trash is already degrading yourself enough. Anything more is not only an insult to yourself, but to the animals that are serving you too.

>>12566052
That looks pretty good.

>>12566528
>Don't do this it creates mustard gas

>>12566068
Good, but they should have cooked the thyme and rosemary in the EVOO over low heat for a few minutes to infuse that flavor throughout the dish. As is there will be 'hotspots' of herb flavor but the overall mix will lack that.

>>12567395
You mean like chicken and jalapenos?

>>12566406
Seems like it'd pretty good.

>>12566012
Why are China men so mean to pigger? :(

>>12566714
That was a very clean de-shelling of that egg.
5 fucking captchas.

>>12566815
When will his path of destruction be stopped?

>>12565583

>$2 million dollar automated system to replace one minimum wage teenager/immigrant

>>12566012
So it is some kind of meme to react to this and pretend like something bad happened to the pig? Sure he's being handled a bit rough but that's an animal that can hurt you if you don't control it.

>>12565834

God I fucking hate sand nigger and sand nigger derivative "people"

>>12566840
based Wang Gang poster

>>12567374
/r9k/ pls go

>>12567360
Nice, a little bit of salt and cayenne would be a nice inclusion.

>>12567104
Wow you're so much better than everyone else

>>12566756
without fail

>>12565583
My first thought was 'not worth it', then I remembered the dishwasher at my first job.
He was this 30-something, 240 pound guy. he was married with kids but on one occasion he accidentally sent me a message intended for one of the college girls working there, apparently trying to get in bed with them. Eventually he got fired for stealing I think? And for the next few weeks, he and his family stood down the street from the restaurant with fucking signs, protesting it, claiming he was fired illegally for a disability or something.
So on second thought, yeah dishwashers are a lot more trouble than they're worth in my experience.

>>12567203
rude :(

>>12565168
>webm with any content I don't like
>God, why are chinks like this?
Did a chink kill your family? Is that why you're so bitter?

>>12567351
grim

>>12567419
>transfer beans into a glass bowl
>bowl is clearly ceramic

>>12567624
What is 'grim' about that?

>>12567465
"Look Ding Dong! She's actually eating it!"

>>12566499
>min wage

>>12567862

>>12566386
I like how all the other hogs are watching, like they're thinking, "good christ! is that gonna happen to me?"

>>12565221
I've had it and it's delicious.

>>12565781
>searing after slow cooking

>>12566811

>the dog is all worried too

>>12565583
>when so many people have gone through college and the world hasnt ever moved on and traveled through space so you design shit like this

>>12567084
me

>>12566386
Fuck I felt that

>>12566811
i wish white girls like this found me attractive.

>>12567360
Cunny pastry.

>>12567561
Nuke the isles already

>>12566107
There's no reason why this should be weird. But it is.

>>12565208
i bet he dreams of eating his wife.

>>12567374
Why? That shelf was an accident waiting to happen, could've fallen on top of a customer or anybody trying to get something.

>>12566499
Seems to be a day without a mexican

>>12565834

>>12565834

>>12568265
is that james deens brother?

>>12566694
I wish this had sound.

>>12566571
>>12566599
isnt this michelle wie?

>>12567419

>only one slice of toast
>no butter on the toast

Legitimately triggered.

>>12565576
>i enjoy typical human passtimes such as eating brunt wheat

>>12565610
>grandparents
>Are you dumb?

>>12567448
ive done dish washing, i told myself i'd quit every night i got stuck on it. We hired a new girl to do it, she quit before her first day. I'll probably be washing dishes again this week.

>>12565360
kek

>>12568384
>Legitimately
I don’t think you know what that word means, Jamal.

>>12567659
you're too poor to just buy some cheap bacon is whats grim about that

whats your paypal? ill send you 5 bucks

>>12566258
so Italian then?

>>12565138
>the thing goes skraaa

>>12566815
I hate this dude

>>12568575
The only thing worse than him are his fans.

>>12566817
that kino glowing water effect

>>12567500
based racoon chef

>>12565567
Build the wall!!!

>>12567456
>ketchup
Fucking hate tomato syrup

>>12566386
I dont get how that is better than a simple bolt gun. bolt gun seems faster and more "humane"

>>12566012
This is dumb as fuck.
Get a fucking ramp and make the pig go inside... I mean, fuck.

>>12568889

>>12567107
OK, vegan

>>12566055
fucking based kid

>>12566074
>unironically
meanwhile, your wifes bull just does things without explaining if its ironic or not because he doesnt care.

>>12566055
Can't rag on the chinks for this one. I've seen how they make foie gras

>>12568947

>>12568965
>when theyre hung up with their legs back like anime girls about to be mating pressed
my dick throbbed

>>12567590
this is why Americans disregard anything eurotrash has to say about us.

>>12567203
god i wish that were me

>>12568965
>when they show the basket of the foie at the end and unironically ask if you'll still eat it
Yes, of fucking course I'll still eat it. I'd bathe in that shit if I had the money.

>>12568900
>let's just pump it full of air lmao

>>12568900
>CUCC

>>12566714
where can I watch this with sound?

>>12565751
I have this very weird urge to see how the kid would look if he was punched hard in the face by the person recording the video.
It's weird because I'm neither a violent person, not do I hate kids. In fact I love kids but I would just like to see this one specific kid crying from being hit, for some reason

>>12566386
Wouldnt this make the meat tough?

>>12569181
>Wouldnt this make the meat tough?
But SWEET.

>>12568965
>would you still eat it

Yes, who fucking cares about some ducks

>>12569312

>>12566836
is this how you smoke these marijuhanas?

>>12567203
Why not put the bag on the end of the pot?

>>12565583
it doesn't clean the bottom of the plate...

I've watched this three times now and I still don't get it.

What does it even taste like?

>>12569721
gummy bears probably

still, 35g agar for one portion, that seems bit excessive

>>12566708
Zip it, gemfaggot

>>12569031

>>12565583
the water consumption of that machine will be illegal by the time it's mainstream.

>>12567084
I think it's Joey Chestnuts, a competitive eater.

>>12565610
I wonder if they computed how many servings those robots must do before starting to be profitable.

>>12566167
Chinese are weird. They think having more food makes you appear wealthy or some bullshit, despite the fact that they'll toss most of it.

I've seen those tour buses filled with chinese tourists got into a Las Vegas buffet and clear it out, but they'd maybe eat a fifth of all that they pulled. Maybe less.

>>12567084
>>12569787
its a footballer i dont know who tho

>>12566214
gross

>>12569808
>salmon darker than Scary Gary
Damn man. Shame he cooked it so long. I would have frozen it in my freezer (fucker gets down cold enough to handle parasites), and then just had it rare in a month. Gotta taste that delicacy.

>>12566538
i really miss being a potwash so simple

>>12568256
Funny.

>>12566163
>>12566167
>>12566819
>>12569812
>>12566107
>Culture that was utterly impoverished for a few centuries and has gone through famine after famine for most of its existence and within the last century especially is weird about animals and food
I'm extremely racist but the lack of perspective you sheltered niggers have can be stunning

>>12569814
Why the fuck is only one in three frames captured? It's like I'm having a seizure

>>12566499
It would only get this bad if you were legitimately not doing your job all fucking day. You are supposed to clean them as they come. I used to clean dishes for huge catering gigs you just stack em on these plastic trays and send em through a machine, takes like 45 seconds to clean about 30 plates. It should never get like this.

>>12569864

>>12569864
Chinese exchange student came to York university. Instead of going to Popeyes to get spicy chicken wings like the rest of us, he stole ducks from what was (at the time) the third largest fake lake in Europe. Butchered and ate them in his room. Cleaner found the feet in his waste paper bin.

Chinks are broken

>>12568900
What are they doing to kill it?

>>12569875
I have no excuse for the negros.

>>12569877
Yes they've been so fucked over in regards to food for so long they're pretty stuck in scavenger mode. Second generation Chinese emigrants who are away from that culture are pretty normal, but have their own problems like being fifth-columnists with loyalties to the motherland.

>>12569827
If you've got a sub-0 freezer then you don't need to do a month. A shorter (and colder if possible) freeze would preserve the texture better since bigger ice crystals wouldn't form. USDA says to do at least a week at -4 F, but less time if you can get it colder

>>12569877
>man enough to go and catch ducks himself
>competent enough to butcher them

Sounds based to me.

>>12566664

hahahaha

>>12566642
there has to be a easier way to automate this

>>12569312
>>12569315
>Coq au vin
>Use chicken
Fucking fuckers

>>12569971
You know that Coq isn't french for Cock, right?

>>12569994
So the moral is that chinks have never ever seen a fucking squirrel?

>>12570015
Was looking for the another file, theft of duck from public pond.

>>12570033
I hate everything about this webm

>>12569864
I'm pretty fucking not racist but Chinese make it so hard to fucking like them or view them as anything other than a regressed race of mutants

>>12569901
Pretty sure your time/temps are wrong. Anyways I don't get ice-crystals or messed up textures. The back of the freezer runs around -14F and I'd look it up before I did it with fish I just caught.

>>12565583
What about the bottom of the plate??
>>12569786
>t. Californian

>>12570038
>I'm not racist, I just have racist views and express them in a racist manner

>>12568285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyk7utV_D2I

>>12565610
What's the point when someone still has to clean them?

>>12566819
>>12569864
Despite Chinese claims of belonging to individual racial groups, it is a damned lie. They shit the bed by repeatedly enforcing racial homogeneity and forceful rule, and it's bit them in the ass. Don't blame others for your sociopathic behavior towards animals and even each other, running each other on the way to work, and backing over them to back sure they can't sue.

>>12566041
Do they pay extra to have salt bae come out?

>>12570089
He's like Gordon Ramsay, he only appears when celebrities are on camera

>>12570036

>>12570033
That is no way to live...

>>12570117
>>12570036

>>12570131
I don't mind the unorthodox cooking methods, it's the dystopian wagecuckery bullshit I can't stand.

I don't have life figured out, at all, but if I had to give one piece of advice, it'd be to always negociate better conditions/hours rather than better pay, unless you're neck deep in denbts in which case learn to manage money you stupid fuck.

>>12570131
6.7M subs, she has.
Not gonna argue with you, just trying to switch things up?

>>12570196
>Sriracha, apple, peanut butter

No of course I haven't trie dthat you fucking mad cunt

>>12570033
>I can't even do this in my office
Land of the free, my ass.

>>12567084
Frank Ribery, one of the ugliest (french) footballers there is.
Long time star player of Bayern München, one of UEFAs best football clubs.

>>12570059
It's all on them

>>12570315
He also hired an underaged prostitute

>>12568965
Ducks are legitimately some of the evilest creatures on earth and would do this to each other if they had the mental capacity. Therefore its fine to make fucking mouthwatering dishes out of them.

>>12565576
>>12565987
>>12568387
>mmmm, toast, so nutritious. I just love human food. I mean food. for humans, like me...........Robot zuckerberg

>>12565760
Is this supposed to be a bug or a feature?

>>12568900
Subhuman trash.

>>12566819
> traumatized on a racial level.

i love this place

>>12566041
>not bouncing the salt off your forearm to get all that dead skin cell flavor
amateur

>>12570038
you can be racist, just don't be a bitch about it pretending you aren't

>>12571778
How? its food ain't it?