/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12562348
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/

cinnamon rolls, with a nice helping of surgery semen...

>tfw no bf to make breakfast for
Also french toast

Quit being gay

>>12562348

zyklon B pizza

>>12562348
how do i stop my gf from taking pix of me in my sleep bros

Give him the dick

>>12562811
Kill her

tolerance was a mistake

being gay is a fetish

>>12562348
Concrete sandwich.

>>12562348
This will not end well.

>>12562348
Are people actually attracted to this? He looks 12.

Surprise him with a special glass of milk.

>>12563114
fags are basically pedos, so yeah

>>12562357
>>12562395
>>12562888
>>12563097
>>12563100
>>12563114
>a picture of a guy in underwear immediately brings up homosexual thoughts in them
Maybe you should talk to your parents instead of overcompensating by shitting up the board.

>>12563132
shut the fuck up you aids ridden faggot

stop fagging around with your degenerate life choices and stop being a burden for society

>>12563153
>he has gay boys living rent free in his head
Definitely talk to your parents. I‘m sure with time they will understand.

>>12563132
Yeah because that wedgie he has is totally natural and people really sleep like that, this picture totally isn't sexual.

>>12563166
every. time.

>>12563187
there's been studies showing homophobes are more likely to be gay.

>>12563179
Unless you‘re gay I don‘t know how you would find man ass sexual, wedgie or not.
>>12563187
If the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a bare male back and legs is „gay sex“, then it‘s pretty certain you are a fag.

>>12563194
oh, so now studies are fine? you faggots have to be fucking kidding me.
all studies show your faggotry is a choice
studies show you are responsible for aids
studies show fags are mostly also pedophile
studies show fags eat feces regularly

you nigger

>>12563204
>Hurr I can't tell if a ladies boobies are sexual cuz I'm gay
>I wonder if a dudes cock is sexual
>One can't know these things unless they're into it

>>12563209
You're a homophobe. That means you're gay.

Faggot!

>>12563210
Genitalia and mammaries are parts of reproductive system, so they‘re naturally sexual. A female ass is naturally sexual in that the hip width and subcutaneous layer of fat signal on a biological level the aptitude to succesfully carry and bear children. A male ass is nothing but a pair of muscles, so the only way it can be sexual is if you‘re sexually attracted to physical masculinity, ie if you‘re a heterosexual woman or a homosexual man. It‘s time to tell the parents.

>>12562348
if you want something that fits in the category of breakfast then probably french toast, it's fast and easy while still tasting good

>>12563235
>Genitalia are sexual
Wait so you find penises to be sexual. When you see another man's cock you think about sex. That's what you're saying.

>>12563235
>yes, being gay is normal, having aids and eating shit after some hot child fucking is perfectly normal. we want tolerance for this or else you are a nazi

>>12563242
I‘m not sure what you‘re trying to be contrarian about. Penises are probably the most sexual part of human body. It is for that reason that phallic symbolism is one of the most ubiquitous cultural features across the whole of human history.

>>12563251
Who are you quoting?

>>12563252
I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. In fact I think it's very brave of you to talk about your lifestyle choice.

>>12563263
I‘m not gay myself. Hence my wondering why so many supposedly straight posters here immediately think of homosexual intercourse when they see a guy in pants. The only explanation apart from being a closeted fag I can think of is prolongued social isolation and lack of human contact.

>>12562348

What did Google mean by this?

>>12563273
Seeing a cock makes you think about sex, but seeing a butt doesn't. So you're strictly a bottom I guess

>>12563256
Fuck off back to your containment board, weeab.

>>12563256
fucking tastelet. you're not on /s4s/ return to your little den of autism

>>12563280
I‘ve gone through this already, my man. Sex organs make you think about sex because that‘s what they are. It‘s their prime function. Whether you‘re gay or straight seeing both penis and vulva will make you think about sex. An arousal response will obviously be different, but the primal associative thinking is the same.

On the other hand if you immediately think about sex when you see a decidedly non-sexual body part like male ass can only mean that you find some secondary aesthetic characteristic they exude sexually attractive, eg masculinity in case of man ass.

>>12563282
>>12563296
It was a pretty straightforward question. I‘m sorry calling out your schizofrenic arguing with yourself was so uncomfortable for you.

>>12563300
I think about peeing when I see a dick, which is hardly ever any dick besides mine.

Faggot

>>12563308
And yet you think about sex when you see a male ass. Maybe dwell on that a little.

>>12562348
If you don't fuck your brother, I will.

>>12563320
At least I'm not a total bottom like you. Real men penetrate things generally

>>12563300
imagine being this american

>>12563318
>>12563323
>>12563324
It‘s time to go back to facebook, Cleetus.

>>12563327
>Real Men(c) get aroused by hairy man ass
Okay. Once again, talk to your parents.
>>12563329
I‘m not though. And primal biological response is the same in all humans.

>>12563333
nice quads
you're still degenerate

>>12563337
My parents said "it could be worse, you could be into hairy cocks like that other faggot anon"

>>12563342
I‘m not „into“ cocks, my man. But it‘s good that you found a coping strategy.

>>12562348
Sausage and eggs

>>12563347
yeah you are. you're gay. everyone hates it at first. but it's an irreversible curse and you'll have to learn to live with it

>>12563345
I don't know why, put this image is making me laugh really hard. It's terrible

>>12563209
Either trolling or actually this obsessed with dudes fucking

>>12563356
You‘re really not making your case any better with these ex nihilo projections, anon.

>>12563367
Obsessed and wants huge cocks in his ass. I don't really understand what he finds surprising about high std rates in gay men. What's surprising about that? You have a huge dropoff of protection use when you no longer run the risk of accidental kids. Plus, get this, men have a tendency to be extremely sexual. His faggot ass would probably be fucking 1000 people too if he had the chance.

>>12563373

>trump snowflake this triggered
bet you'll suck his cock too when he takes your guns away cuck lmao

>>12563347
But cocks are "into" you?

i like how you keep bumping delicious butt

>>12563390
I wish Glomdurd Dlirpf would grab me by the boipucci