/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12562715
Because you need to bee ready

>>12562715
Because they are probably getting ready to expand in the US past just the few states they're in already.
There's a Jollibee near me, and I've eaten there a few times. Really good spicy chicken, and the mango pies are good too, but that's pretty much all I order.

>>12562715
I sought the bee, and he heard me, and delivered me from all my fears

Why aren't they in Australia yet. There are a few suburbs near me with high Filipino populations. They should be prime candidates. I want my three piece spicy chickenjoy and upgrade to pineapple juice, godammit.

>>12562715
>why is everyone shilling?
Take a guess. They're paid for it duh.

>>12562740
So much cuter than a creepy clown.

JOLLIBEE®

>>12562715
eat up, goy.

>>12564080

>>12564089
Those videos were awesome.

>tfw going to move by VA Beach/Norfolk and open a hugely successful Jollibee because of /ck/ and the local Flips in the military and also have sex and get married to an employee who will inevitably divorce me and make me kms
thanks for the shilling desu

>>12564101
I would marry her so hard we would be entwined for all our remaining lives in the material sphere of existence.

>>12564109

>>12562715
It's just a shitposting meme, not sure why the autism brigade decided it was funny but you never know with that crowd

>>12564109
He only left the soda for her while waiting? No wonder he was cucked.

>>12564109
I like how light skinned everyone is, they don't look like flips at all

>>12564109
>>12564112
Look out for the fries-in-mouth gag in both videos. The most poignant part of the entire thing.

JOLLIBEE'S BEST TASTING HIT'S!
NOW IN ONE SUPERMEAL!!!!!!
>chickenjoy!
>burger steak!
>jolly spaghetti!
>now in one supermeal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyK-dorQK5c

>>12562715
>everyone
It's literally one single faggot with a static IP address who thinks he is an epic troll

>>12564139
>Sdadic Inderned Brodocol Address
:DDDDDDDDDDD

>>12564139
You know his IP? So you must be a jannie or a mod. But broadcasting that fact is a punishable offense. Have fun no longer being a jannie or mod. It was a nice experience while it lasted.

>>12564163

>>12564163
Imagine being this much of a faggot

Aspirations to be the next janny lmao

>>12562715
>suddenly
>Just out of nowhere
Bullshit. Jollibee shitposter has been active on /ck/ for several months now (at least March or earlier).
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>>12564077
>They're paid for it duh.
It's shitposting you retard.
First of all no corporate social media team is ever going to want to do a 4chan campaign because they would need to actually track their results and present them to business executives. Nobody wants their boss or their boss's boss's boss to pull up 4chan and see random gore and scat pics mods haven't gotten around to deleting yet alongside text where people call each other nigger and faggot.
And that deterrent aside 4chan is anonymous by design, which would make it the worst place possible to try to track a marketing campaign's results. Even if shilling here were working it would be of no value to the people doing it if they can't prove to leadership what they did worked. Nobody working for a company directly cares about that company earning more money.
What they care about is proving *they* earned the company money so they can get raises and promotions. More realistic would be just buying ads through 4chan so you have access to results, but no restaurants to my knowledge do that because it's 4chan and does more harm for your image than good. Social media employees shill on normie sites like facebook and twitter, not on 4chan.
The anon shitposting Jollibee just does it because it gets amusing responses by people like you who actually believe it's shilling. Hence why they'll throw in ® symbols and set their name as "Jollibee promo dept."

>>12562715
The Jollibee shilling meme started here months ago. It then spread to the real world, it died a bit here after the spread to irl but it's back in full force again.

I still feel bad for the Jollibee-less anon from Indiana. Don't worry, I'm sure one is coming soon!

>>12564454
I wish we had fried chicken joints here. We had a popeyes for all of 6 months before it closed down. Admittedly the waiting times were absolutely fucking shit so I never went, but still.

>>12564139
Not true. We are many.

>>12564226

this. and do they really want Jollibee locations to be mobbed by autistic degenerates?

>>12562715

I actually like their chicken. everything else is forgettable.

>>12564112
>>12564109
flip culture is so cheesy about love... but honestly I think its charming. I fucking love filipinos