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Allow me to present
>the perfect hotdog
All beef,
Spicy katsup
Honey mustard
Buns grilled in butter

Why am I so much better then you?

>> No.12560483
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>>12560472

>> No.12560484

>>12560472
more like you marinated the rolls in soy sauce faggot

>> No.12560559

>>12560484
What? That is a fucking wild idea. No there was just burning butter in the pan.

>> No.12560566

>>12560472
learn the difference between than and then, then you'll know how to hot dog

>> No.12560569

>>12560472
>Why am I so much better then you?
Well it sure could not of been you're grammer.

>> No.12560588

>>12560472
>3" supermarket weiners
>ketchup
>"perfect hotdog"

>> No.12560589

>>12560569
eye sea what ewe did they're

>> No.12560594
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>>12560472
nigger

>> No.12560600

>>12560472
Looks tasty.

>> No.12560607

if your hot dogs are mechanically separated, it's irredeemable garbage no matter what the toppings or bun are.

>> No.12560756

>>12560594
>2018 Mac Mini
>no space grey keyboard to match
absolutely disgusting

>> No.12560775
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>the perfect hotdog
for me, it's Mexican street vendors' hotdogs

>> No.12561028

>>12560775
dirtydogs will kill you, but are delicious

>> No.12561031

>>12560775
i wish hotdog carts were legal

>> No.12561036

>>12560472
>Hot dog.
You are garbage. I am adonis compared to you.

>> No.12562033

>>12561036
I’m on a dirty bulk bro.

>> No.12562042

>>12560472
I can't believe people on /ck/ are retarded enough to ruin perfectly good hotdogs for a lame-ass bait thread.

>> No.12562119

>>12560775
A DIRTY DOG STAIGHT UP PUT ME IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM IN 2015 AND BECAUSE THE STAFF WAS SHITTY I WAS GIVEN PAINKILLERS AND A SALINE DRIP TO FEND OFF A STOMACH FLU AND NOW I'M ADDICTED TO PAINKILLERS AND HAVE GIVEN MY BODY TO DRUG DEALERS FOR HEROIN BUT BOY OH BOY I STILL THINK ABOUT THOSE DOGS

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>>12560472
>Nathan's bun length
>grilled onions
>relish
>spicy brown mustard
>potato buns

You're not better and your hot dogs look like shit.

>> No.12562137

No love for relish, or finely minced onion? I like a little vegetal crunch with a good hot dog snap.

Your dogs look pretty good OP, I would chow down

>> No.12562139

>>12562129
>grilled onions
>relish
Just take that shit off and put some sauerkraut on there.

>> No.12562158

>>12560472
>spicy katsup
>honey mustard
>no other toppings
>buns look like complete shit

You are one ballsy pleb

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>>12560472
> honey mustard and ketchub
>no other topping
>thinking a grilled bun and all beef dog makes it automatically perfect

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>>12562129
>relish
That's not relish and you know it. That's avocado YOU GOD DAMN DIRTY HIPSTER! Put some chili on those dogs or else line up against the wall.

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I've never had a more satisfying dog than a Detroit Coney, and I've had many dogs

>> No.12562170

>>12562139
This post is based

>> No.12562172

>>12562158
>>12562159
Fuckin hivemind right here

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>>12560472
>ketchup on a hotdog

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>>12562139

or I could just have put sauerkraut on there too which would have just made it better. Although honestly I think to do sauerkraut justice it would have to be a quality foot long sourced from a real butcher, diced onion, spicy brown mustard (Mr. Mustard preferred) on a pretzel bun. That would be fucking amazing.

>>12562163
I find it funny that I'm watching a youtube video about Ren & Stimpy right now. It was dill relish.

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>>12560472
>autism sauce