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12558823 No.12558823[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How will you kill Jollibee if you got the chance?

>> No.12558829

There is no chance. It would be a trick, and I would prove my loyalty by laying down my arms and bowing to his magnificence.

>> No.12558836
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>>12558823
lol you paid pajeet indian McDonalds shills are so cheap

>> No.12558838
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>>12558823

>> No.12558973

>>12558838
Based

>> No.12559177
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>>12558823

blocks your path

>> No.12559920

>>12558823
By curbstomping his face into a bloody pulp then crushing his rib cage with steel toed boots while the little girl in the pic watches.

>> No.12559994

>>12558823
This was a failed assassination attempt btw. He tightened his defenses and no one has even gotten close ever since.

>> No.12560004

>>12558838
Wow, I vaguely remember this video shot... Isn't it from like an ARG or something? Viral campaign or art project?

>> No.12560015

Jollibee had one chance. She had pulled a gun, thinking her stature would relay an air of innocense. He had let his guard down for a split second, and she made her move. The black metal glinted under the tiki flames, and he knew what he had to do. He only had one shot, and so did she. He did some calculations in his head at lightning speed...

He froze time. This was his chance to escape.