/ck/ - Food & Cooking

MMMMMMMmhhhhhhMMMMMMmmmm!!!!!!!!!!

I admire the way he keeps the murders secret

Doesn’t this guy fuck kids?

>>12550698
Why do you think he frequents countries where they have lax laws about that kind of thing?

Can anyone stop him? Think of the children...

>>12550579
He's faking it and he looks dead inside.

>>12550579
I love his recipes

>>12550579
"Man smile funny and I no wike it"
-every person to ever complain about Mark

>>12550579
Why are hapas so fucking weird?
The guys look like this and and women are absolutely fucked in the head.
It's like nature never intended for them to happen.

>>12552745
>numerous people are unsettled by his mannerisms
>I will ignore the red flag it will be fine

>>12552854
More hapas will be born and soon society will be filled with Mark Wiens

>>12552854
Brett Ookamoto and Ryouto Machida are just fine.

>>12552868
Thats what you think but I guarantee you they take pills to control the dark thoughts

>>12552882
Oops, I read the post wrong, thought it was talking about looks. Carry on.

>>12550579
jesus fucking christ just look at him, what the fuck is his problem

>>12550698
I don't know if he fucks them but he definitely eats them.

>>12552946
Yeah. Fucking smiling and eating food. What a wacko!

His wife is pretty cute. He's sort of odd looking I guess, but he seems based compared to most youtubers who get posted here. Judging by a couple of videos.

>>12552856
What is the red flag? He has unique facial features? What exactly does that signify, snowflake?

>>12550579
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>>12553188
Ok I think I figured this shit out.

So I always thought his mannerisms were over exaggerated but my girlfriend thinks he’s really fucking creepy.

So one day I’m watching a video where he’s in Ghana and there’s Africans dancing and shit randomly, I lean across to her and say look babe they’re dancing after a meal, wtf!
She grew up in Africa (S.A.) and she’s like yeah the Africans are like that. I tell her that Mark grew up in Africa like her (only she’s 100% white and grew up in a white community) and she was like well that explains it, he’s a happy dumb African trapped in a hapa body.

If you saw an African acting all over blown, you’d think it’s normal for them.
It’s different because mark is not African. It’s also what makes him popular.

Tl;dr mark wiens is an African tranny

>>12553229
so his freaky faces is the only way to let out the urge to dance after eating food without looking like an even bigger weirdo if he were to suddenly start tribal dancing like an African?

>>12550579
>everyone is so friendly everywhere he goes

i think people are just laughing at him, eating their slop and him faking his reactions as if he's having a massive orgasm every bite.

>>12550579
Most punchable face I've ever seen

>>12550579
I hate his face and demeanor.

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>>12553503
I think this guy is somewhat worse.

>>12553531
>the hapa stare

>>12553498
Maybe he cant help himself. I watched thw collab video of him and Mikey chan and he does the goofy face even when Mike isnt having such a huge reaction to the food.

It's probably guaranteed that Mark goes to those places for the same same reason George Harrison always went to Bangladesh. No age of consent laws.

>>12553229
damn i can get behind this

>>12552745
>>12553188
dilate

>>12553525
i hate him so much :c

>>12550579
I wish he'd die and take his viral publicity team with him. That means you, OP. Die.

>>12553923
that's not nice, there are genuine fans of him

>>12553229
Is it possible Mark is a voodoo practitioner?

>>12550579
He looks like a pedo and makes those weird faces i want to punch his face!.

>>12550579
dude is a child sex traficker, gets paid in little boys and sacrifices them

>>12550579
He looks like the first guy to take heroin through the eyes.

>>12553525
why do Chinese chew with their lips like this

>>12555126
he's only half chinese!

>>12550579
There's a hapa on the Asian Boss youtube channel that looks similar to Mark in terms of face, voice and mannerisms but less creepy. Almost like a Mark Wiens minus the demonic possession

>>12550579
degenerate wiens bump

>>12554354
not just possible, but probable

>>12550698
fucking kids is bad enough but does he need to torture and murder them too?

>>12553489
Yup
Although the urges may be less strong

>>12554354
I wonder

>>12554807
Fuck I lost. Good one.

>>12550579
Those bodies can't stay hidden forever. The truth will come out one day, Wiens.

>>12553531
the mannerism of this guy is somehow even worse, i agree
the way he "dances around"... or gesticulates, dont even know how to put it is so fucking off putting i cant watch any of his videos where he is in front of the camera even for a second
his food is nice tho

>>12558533
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

did they?

>>12558994
They're like a pair of Cenobites.

>>12559001
Yes, but did they?