/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Corn with prescription drugs hidden in the kernals.

3D printed plant meat.

Ultra calorie dense flavor shavings

vegetable and fruit salad candy bars with mini edible speakers inside playing calming music to keep the flavors crisp and alive.

Nutrition scanner gives real time readings. Nutrition content will all be combined into one single number. No food will legally be allowed past number _ where _ may equal too high of sugar content or too many chemicals. Anything may push it over the edge.

Thank you OP. This is a very nice thread.

based creepy schizoid OP

>>12545415
tomatoe that go humpy humpy

What about culinary 3d printer that will let you pirate Michelin 3 star restaurant food from thefuturepiratebay??? Can you make me a pic of that?

What about artificial intelligence that can taste 13quintillion more flavours than us and designs dishes that no human could even comprehend?

What about oranges with microchips?

>>12545451
That is cyberpunkish

>>12545452
I can totally see it. They will probably copy paste animal senses as well. You can have gorillas taste given and experience how much they love the taste of fruit. grasshopper senses that you will love plain delicious grass.

A disc biscuit is what they will call a horny food. It craves being eaten the way you crave eating it. Horny foods create all kind of ethical problems.

Each of these pebbles contains a days calories. It is a problem of terrorists to slip many inside a drink to give you a calorie overload. Imagine someone gaining one hundred pounds rapidly before your eyes. Therefore they are engineered wirelessly to sense when others are consumed so their calories re upload in the cloud if consumed together.

This potato is entirely virtual and zero calorie but gives your body and taste buds the exact feeling if having eaten. Taste combinations do not go together so they will mix chocolate and meat and ketchup. People do
not understand our 21st century flavor in the future but its very popular to eat like we do even if its just for show.

>>12545415
I'm talkin guns

Likewise natural food we primitive apes ate in our time are subverted and engineered to be different. So you will have a meat strawberry with raspberry filling. No one knows how things should taste but its very hip to do what we did in the golden age except slightly altered.

Yay capitalism

These ingredients all come from different moons. Since we are in a post flavor future where everyone is a perfect weight and appearance then gimmick eating is very popular. Instead of eating McDonalds you eat dirt and planets assembled from multiple moons. Eating becomes a hobby like the way there is fifty genres and subgenres of music.

>>12545415

more

>>12545415
Well, we already have potato chips!
lmao

>>12545475
Hell yeah

>>12545479
That's not how things work, dumbass.

>>12545489
Existenz had the best food gun.

>>12545415
What if a microchip had an apple inside?

Food that is your dinner and also your GF.

Is this schizophrenic /ck/ing?

OP is a god among men. This is the content /ck/ needs. 12/10 thread would read again.

>>12546475
Peppermint Larry was ahead of his time.

>>12546475
This is the outside the box thinking that could actually happen. Imagine when all senses combine so you want to upload your gf into a pie or turn her into music to listen to her and then merge with her into colors. I could see some weird synesthesea type exploits and combos.

>>12545418
Calm down Monsanto.

>>12545479
this is brilliant

>>12545420
>>12545451
With stem cell technology this will probably exist one day. Everyone have a food-o-lizer which you load with stem cell broth and prints out stuff you want. Some fancy restaurants have their secret formulas and hackers try to get it and sell it.

In the future cant they just stick a chimp into our brain that lets us "taste" any sensation we want, and we just eat some cheap but healthy nutritious gruel for our nutrition needs?

>>12547991
Decent, but ultimately one of the main points of almost every dystopic science fiction story ever written. Decent as an alternative to printed or "lab grown" food, but really more like an MRE than regular day to day foodstuff.

>>12547991
>stick a chimp into our brain

Ay Caramba!

Once we perfect artificial wombs and get rid of women and niggers, the white race will sustain solely on the semen of cute genetically engineered asian femboys, prostate milked 24/7 in giant factories.