/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12544975
i love these so much i shove thme up my ass

>>12544983

love these pieces of shit

>>12544975
These used to be called Casino Cakes because the bright colors resembles flashing neon but they had to change the name in the 90s.

>>12545027
the bright colors used to be called Faggot Flakes because you like them.

I can kill a box of these on my own in 30 minutes max

These things are fuckin' delicious

>>12545027
that's interesting

>>12544975
Those are good, but I rank Little Debbies like this
1. Fudge Rounds
2. Swiss Rolls
3. Banana Twins
4. Cosmic Brownies
5. Fancy Cakes
6. Boston Creme Rolls
7. Oatmeal Cream Pies
8. Star Crunch

I don't put the marshmallow pies on the list because I've got Moon Pies where I live.

>>12544975
I went to this camp and there was an evil counselor bitch who had some disease where she needed to keep her blood sugar high. She alway ate these brownie things and hostess snacks. So I always associate these things with her and thus can never enjoy them.

>>12545127
>30 minutes
stand aside, weakling

>>12545354
>no nutty bars

Kill yourself

>>12545354
>1. Fudge Rounds
>8. Star Crunch
God damn you have it twisted so badly. Fudge rounds are completely overkill on the chocolate, probably the worst lil debbie there is. And star crunch is near perfect.

>>12545517
>max
You underestimate my power you fool

>>12544975
5 lb tub of cookie dough from costco.

i got pretty sick one night when i ate a lot of it straight from the container, so i started scooping it out into a small bowl to kind of build in a speed bump for me.

>>12545152

>>12545695
these are best with milk

>>12544975
I can inhale the whole bag in minutes ;_;

I'll eat a whole box of these in no problem. Which is why I stay away.

>>12545354
take fancy cakes away and add banana marshmallow pies and move star crunch in front of brownies
but you almost got it right, I now see your moon pie stuff, but I like little debbie marshmallow pies better than moon pie. also I would replace banana twins with strawberry shortcake rolls. I love those

>>12545152
These, and poptarts.

Entenmann's donuts, practically every vareity of their cake donuts.

>>12546978
I forgot to mention
hostess ho-hos is my absolute favorite

>>12544975
>is easily +750 cals a slice

>>12545127
American names for things are so fucking absurd.

>>12547064
Good for bulking

>>12547008
I've been eatin on kroger cake donuts. They're great.

>>12544975
I fucking love these things I can't get enough of them.

>>12545695
Every time I see these at a grocery store, I try hard not to buy them. I could eat a whole container in one sitting. The texture isn't even good. It's fucking weird. It's weirdly delicious. I really wish they would sell them in a 2 or 3 pack. Why it always gotta be 10?

buncha fucking fat asses in this thread.

>>12545152
these are so good stuck in the freezer.

>>12547160
Oh, what, you think it's impossible to indulge in this shit occasionally without getting fat? You're probably a bitter fatass who doesn't know how calories work

>>12547160
>>12547188
yeah every two weeks or so i indulge in some trash food but i stay under my basal metabolic rate cause i just eat super light otherwise.

>>12545503
>some disease where she needed to keep her blood sugar high
Obesity?

>>12547204
that's what I was thinking

>>12546978
>take fancy cakes away
From my cold dead hands.

>>12545152
This. I can eat the big twenty-four pack in one sitting (and immediately slip into a comma, but still).

How many Slim Jims could you eat in a day /ck/?

>>12548801
Slim jims are good if you microwave them and suck the grease out the meat is garbage

>>12548801
Should you ever find yourself in the UK and fancy a Slim Jim, we have Peperami here.
#themoreyouknow

>>12548769
>take fancy cakes away
>From my cold dead hands.
they are the most boring flavored little debbie
>>12548801
1.5
there was some double meat stick in the vending machine that was so much better than slim jims. I try and find them in stores but nothing comes close

>>12548824
And in Canada we have Hot Rods!

ahem..*ting ting*

Just about any children' sugar cereal. Especially Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Golden Graham.
White chocolate
Sponge candy

>>12545340
Took these things away like 10 years ago, haven't seen them since.

>>12545340
These gave me the most rancid farts but they were tasty

>>12545152
me and my college roommate would destory a box of these called em nutty buddys

>>12545695
I hate these things.
I know, objectively, that they taste like sawdust, but my reptile brain craves them when they're in front of me.

nutty bars, though I haven't had one in years, I get my kicks from honey roasted peanut butter.

>>12544975
bagels from this jewish bakery near me and cream cheese

Still cant read it without cracking up

>>12548821
>sucking the grease out of microwaved Slim Jims
This is a new low, even for /ck/.

>>12544975
I thought junk food was something you ate on a Chinese sailboat.

>>12545695
These are about as good as plain toast without butter

>>12545127
>Ding Dong Bannu

>>12547066

>>12545695
all i can think about is the fucking awful film it leaves all over the inside of your mouth

>>12548860
no one cares, retard.

>>12549167
>called em nutty buddys
only stupid bitches who can't read call them that.

>>12549539
>not having nicknames for things with your friends
sad

>>12546974
Wayyyy too dry for me

why are they so good bros

Christmas came early negroes

>>12552451
Like.. why?

>>12552472

>>12552472
Niggas gotta eat senpai

>>12549449
does someone have the full screenshot where the OP vaguely gave the recipe

>>12549528
These taste so fucking good though

fuck me these are so good, I can easily finish the entire package in one sitting, but I usually limit myself to a few at a time to make them last longer

>>12552513
also, bumping for this

>>12549528
Ok euro

these are so fucking good but you hate yourself if you eat them.

>>12552696
my nigga

>>12548801
None. I blow up like a balloon if I have anything that salty.

Professional cook of over 10 years here.


Hyper-processed, almost plastic, cheese.

>>12544975
Stale oreos are my favorite. They get soft

>>12552418
I liked to peel the icing off first and eat that, then the cake

pop chips & baked lays are pretty underrated

Best cookie ever

>>12545152
These things should be a reclassified as a Schedule 2 narcotic.
For me personally it's this, spread on some saltine crackers. No, not Ritz crackers. Who do I look like, Bill Gates?

>>12549539
Anon, I...

Where my /spicybois/ at?

>>12552451
Anyone ever try the Eggnog flavored ones they had for a little bit last year? I love eggnog but those things were fucking VILE, a surprise considering Little Debbies are usually god tier

>>12554049
I have a theory that these so called "xxtra flamin' hot" cheetos are actually the ORIGINAL "flamin' hot" cheetos, and they eased up on the spice because it was too much for some people. Is it just me? Because the normal Flamin' Hot Cheetos taste way different than when I was a kid, while Xxtra's retain the flavor I remember.