/ck/ - Food & Cooking

B is so clearly better
theres even a chance for the ultra rare up-shirt

>>12529096
cum soup

>>12529115
I had that once and it was really good, not gay, i just like dicks and jizz all over my face, but i'm totally straight haha

>>12529096
OP spelled Bosttam/Bosssam btw
What the fuck even is that

>>12529096
>cook
I prefer raw.

>>12529122
>Not saying no homo
Fucking diseased faggot.

>>12529096
If a woman can roast a chicken, cook a steak, and understands how vegetables work it will tip me over the edge. So, basic cooking skills without retard level premade shit or heavy reliance on some form of pasta, I guess. Of all the whopping two women I've been involved with in my life so far, neither of them could do basic cooking. Honestly, I'm tired of being the one who always cooks.

>>12529139
of course I say no homo, I say it like those slanted eye fags across the pacific say "ilikuwhitemanupenisu"

Before I chug a biiig heaping serving of semen soup I always say no homo

>>12529096
Whatever she makes best, as long as it's made with love.

>>12529144
I definitely sealed the deal with my husband when I cooked for him. I didn't have a lot of cooking experience at the time, very little actually, but I found recipes that were good buy easy to follow and would make a test batch before making it for him. It turned out I found a hobby I really enjoy and have come a long way. It's really just following directions correctly when you think about it.

>>12529096
Breast milk.

>>12529199
Thank you for learning how to cook.

It's hard for me to hear about friends and coworkers of his who are married to women that literally don't cook anything, not even pasta or grilled chicken and salad. All they do is bring home take out, order delivery, or go out to eat unless their husbands cook. I get that many women work full time, but so was I back then almost always more than 56 hours per week. You can still whip up a meal when you get home.

>>12529235
>>12529266
Meant for you.

>>12529126
Ita this korean pork dish. You put pork and a bunch of shit on thin sliced fermented radishes. I forgot the english name

>>12529199
Wtf where can i find femanons like you

>>12529096
I'm guessing just about anything you throbbing incel

At this point I'd probably fall in love with a girl if she was willing to make eye contact with me, cooking be damned.

>>12529286
Where do you live and what is your number. We're going to work out together, play some r6 siege, and maybe discover a new productive hobby. Lets make you into a chad

>>12529096
Toasted cheese sandwich. If she can make it as well as my mother she's in.

>>12529282
I wish I knew. The few friends I have are normie as fuck, so I mostly socialize here aside from my husband of course. He's technology illiterate though, so he thinks I'm on the "dark web" since I use the tomorrow style. No matter how many times I explain it, he still thinks I'm just being sly about it.

>>12529096
I've never dated a girl who could cook. Didn't really matter that much because I like doing it.

>>12529296
I literally don't even have a phone number, no bullshit

>>12529096
Pooty Tang

i make some okay ramen i guess
but you can never go wrong with breakfast foods

>>12529113
OBjective, true, very, very true but still objective
A accentuates the chest, and there's nothing like a nice over-the-clothes messing around. the clothe makes it all feel so dirty. so young and free-spirited-like dirty

>>12529794
Do you know what objective means?

>>12529798
like, an objective? would it make you feel better if I said subjective? i don't always care what every random anon thinks or feels but if you need someone to talk to, or someones grammar to pick on at 4am then by all means i'll be the guy but i won't be around for long because i've spoken my piece and you've heard it.

>>12529356
A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate he decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray...
"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
Joe again prays...
"God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and Joe still has no luck.
Once again, he prays...
"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Joe is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Joe, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket.

>>12529880
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>>12529096
wet pussy

>>12529096
If she can toss me a salad.

>>12529327
I'm going to die alone. The only women interested in me are thots after money

>>12529113
>>12529794
I like both A and B but I think there's more involved to love than just a meal. I'm okay with being alone right now. It's normal.

>>12530823
>when you don't even have gold diggers interested in you because you don't have any gold

>>12529134
enjoy your parasites

>>12529199
With a bit more experience you will ve able to cook without a recipe at hand. Just try newer recipes so you keep your recipe inventory growing

>>12529096
Works perfect with Taxas chicks

>>12529096
NLM

>>12529096
A GANG RISE UP

>>12532059
Oh yes by now I cook often without recipes unless it's something I'm unfamiliar with or baking related. I meant that for people who are inexperienced in cooking, all they need to do is follow a recipe properly to make a decent meal, but people are surprisingly bad at following simple instructions. I'd consider it a huge red flag if someone can't even figure out how do sauté or bake some chicken and vegetables with a side of rice or something like that.

BOIGAH

>>12529880
>ITS DA TING YO GO TO IN DA VIDYA JAMES!

>>12529096

Any milk based dessert with self-sourced milk will do.

>>12529096
>OP pic

A if I am not allowed to touch
B if I am allowed to touch (easier to lift up)

>>12530621
yup that'll do it

>>12529096
Tuna patties, no innuendo.
Gotta get those gainz

>>12529096
I don't care. Just so long as she doesn't expect me to make a big deal about it. It's just food. Who cares?

>>12529199
>It's really just following directions correctly when you think about it
That's why women are awful at it

>>12529113
I agree, but I think A can be good on girls with slightly smaller tits than in the picture.

god i miss my exs tits and butt

>>12529199
You usually get 3 chances a day. Keep learning. That goes for the rest of you homos too.

>>12534427
Pure laziness if you ask me.
>>12535089
We're not big on breakfast, so I'll usually make him a few egg over easy, two slices thick cut bacon, and some fruit unless he asks for something different. I'd love to hear ideas on making breakfast more interesting.

>>12529096
Some good fucking food

>>12534910
so romantic

>>12534882

She hit the wall so fucking hard.

>>12535366
she needs to do ass flexes

Steak, my gf is a vegetarian but she cooks me all the meat I want. As long as I clean the kitchen afterwords.

>>12529096
Anything as long as she cuts herself and puts her blood in it.

>>12536211
You just need to earn your redwings, son.