/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12527654
Man likes his chicken

>>12527654
burger was good, cooked to perfection, potato was French fries with salt

Not local

>>12527654
Yelp is a stage for morons to express their idiotic opinions
Seriously, 99% of the population knows nothing about food

>>12527749
Here's a tip lads: these restaurants will file a lawsuit, serve a subpoena on Yelp for your IP address, find out who you are, and sue you for defamation. Do this shit at your own risk.

>>12527760
Reposting old shit found on google?

>>12527654
I think I read somewhere that these place get their chicken whole, pre-butchered, in bags. So 1 whole chicken per bag of parts. 2 drumsticks, 2 breasts, etc. So if roll in there asking for a bucket of 18 pieces of drumsticks and wings, that leaves 9 extra pieces that just sit there unless someone else comes through and asks for 18 pieces of white. You get the idea. Point being, there's a reason they don't want to do that. I've never actually asked, but I assume most chicken places would flat out refuse.

>>12527777
Checked quads, and thanks for the schooling. Didnt know that

Heres another one from a one star walmart. Apparently they kill feral cats. The community drama I needed

>>12527828
Feral cats kill one billion song birds a year. We don't need that kinda riffraff in our towns

>>12527767
No, those who write false/defamatory reviews on Yelp or Google or Facebook, etc.
In the USA, opinions are protected speech, so you can say "The food here sucks" because that's an opinion
You can't say "There is satan worship going on at this restaurant" or "I saw the restaurant manager fucking a young boy". That's a statement of fact, and is not protected if false.

>>12527828
Fuck feral cats
>this post was made by gang mice

>>12527828
>Thinking a bunch of feral animals living on private property qualify as some official sanctuary because some hippies fed them one time

Yeah nah, I'm actually a manager for Walmart. At our store we just use some of the hunting rifles and shoot the little fuckers on 3rd shift. Cheaper than calling exterminators.

If you like the cats so much, catch them and take them home with you.

>>12527852
based and catpilled

>>12527828
Based Walmart, fuck ferals desu

>>12527828
I'm sure the Walmart lost 0 dollars because of these posts

>>12527876
Yep. Mexican laborers dont exactly read yelp.

>>12527828
>Muh baaabbbiiieeessss

>>12527828
I have feral cats all over my neighborhood and it's always stupid fucking women that feed them. I throw big heavy rocks at them, really hard. They spray piss everywhwre and the whole fuckkng neighborhood reeks of cat piss in the summer time.

>>12527749
I’ve been to that Cheesecake Factory! :D

>>12527841
have you ever been to a cheesecake factory? he isn't wrong

>>12527749
The guy who designed cheesecake factory intentionally did that. His name is Rick McCormick. He even said if someone asked him to describe the design, theyd probably be horrified

Please post some reviews guys

>>12527841
Joke reviews that are obviously fake aren't targeted. They sue people who make legitimate bad reviews. Idiot

Posting as many as I can from my town. Not all are really funny but here we go

>>12528109
Bullshit. Idiot.

>>12527760
Post one case where a restaurant sued a Yelp reviewer and it went to court.

>>12528109
You know what? You're right. Go make your "obviously fake" joke reviews. About as many restaurants as possible. You'll be fine.

>>12528130

>>12527654
thats some fucking bullshit, he is compltely right

>>12528155
Here's one for a gynecologist. It took about 10 seconds to find. I'll show you restaurants if you want.

Woman gave a gynecologist a 1 star review on Yelp. Now he's suing her for $1 million.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article212256909.html

>>12528158

>>12528155
"Restaurant sues customer over bad Facebook review: 'This is slander'"

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/restaurant-sues-customer-over-bad-facebook-review

>>12528171

>>12528155
Contractor

"Contractor sues Virginia woman for $750,000 after she wrote scathing Yelp review"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2243820/Virginia-woman-sued-750-000-Yelp-review.html

>>12528166
First, a medical professional is not a restaurant.

Second, that bitch is gonna win that case so fucking hard. Retard chink faggot from chop chop death camp land is gonna learn real hard what freedom of speech means. She didn't do anything that could be considered libel, this faggot pussy doctor is gonna get hit real hard.

>>12528185
Hat's off, you did your homework and found one.
>>12528166
>>12528179
You two FAGGOTS, however, did exactly what I knew an idiot would do and posted the first google results without reading. Those NEVER WENT TO COURT, dipshits. Congrats on revealing yourselves as retards.

>>12528191
>First,
What "first"
You asked to provide example and he did

>>12528191
God you're fucking stupid. I mean you're right. Please go post defamatory reviews of restaurants since there's no way you can get sued and will have to pay a lawyer $50,000 even if you win the case hahahaha!!!

>>12528155
You can sue over literally anything and enough persistence will get most of them to court. A better challenge is: post a case where the restaurant successfully sued and won against a bad reviewer.

>>12527654
tbqh, he's in the right here. Like unless there's someone waiting behind going "oh no they just ran out"

>>12528191
you realize that even if you're sued you lose
you spend time and money on a lawyer that you may not recoup even if you do win the case
even if you do win the case you sure as shit ain't getting your time back

>>12528207
Only plebs use the phrase "go to court". You have to "go to court" to file the lawsuit. The person sues has to "go to court" to file an answer or make a motion.
If you, being a low IQ pleb, mean "go to trial", 95% of lawsuits never go to trial--not that you would know. They settle before trial.

>>12527654

>>12528237
>cope.txt
Sorry kid, you got btfo. Just take it to the chin and try again in another thread.

>>12528155
"Pizzeria Sues Woman over Bad Pizza Review"

>Instead of coming back, the story says, the woman took to Facebook, posting an image of the pizza, saying it was inedible, that the onion had not been peeled and that she had discovered a hair on the olives, ending with the hashtag “#yuck.”
>The woman deleted the post, but not before the court sided with the pizzeria operator, ultimately fining the woman a lesser total of $5,200.

"Went to court" and the COURT ordered her to pay $5,000, not including the lawyer fees she had to pay

https://www.pmq.com/pizzeria-sues-woman-over-bad-pizza-review

>>12528260
>Israel
>Not America
bruh.

>>12528158
This reads like a comedy sketch.

>>12528233
wow that's neat. so if I have more money than people I can bully them with lawsuits? I finally have an aspiration

>>12528243
How do you become this self obsessed?

>>12528678
Are you surprised to find this out?

>>12528787
I've heard of the concept abstractly but hadn't seen it so clearly presented before. I thought it was just a 'world is unfair' meme, not a literal thing anyone with a bit of cash can do

>>12528735
buh buh buh buh BAAAASED

>>12528786
That pizza looks like its trying to be new york and pizza hut at the same time

>>12527841
they also have to prove damages faggot and good luck getting a court to accept that some schizos yelp review negatively affected the cheesecock factory's bottom line

>crab legs diseased and black
>overall 3 stars

Read until the end lol

Vegans.

>>12528939
What animal parts go into pasta???

>>12528955
The broth is what's not vegan. Traditionally, and at any decent restaurant, it's a bone broth.

>>12528955
Ramen is usually done with meat broth.

>>12527749
I've been to that Cheesecake Factory and there actually is a ton of Egyptian decorations. Easton is a fucking tourist trap yuppie shithole for the most part. You can't even go there at night without running the risk of getting mugged. There is zero police presence. The Tinder Box is a great shop for certain niche tobaccos that can be hard to find elsewhere, but aside from it I'd never step foot at Easton.

>>12527828
Walmart out here doing God's work. Feral cats are a scourge on local songbird and small mammal populations and the people that feed them should be flogged.

>>12528158
This one is too believable to be fake. I've had almost the same experience but at a KFC.

>>12528735

>>12528916
literally, without exaggeration, only in America

>>12528916
>made my entire family spew liquid out of both ends. 4/10 would return

>>12528970
Same anon as>>12527971 here.

Easton really is kind of a shithole at this point. I flat out refuse to go on weekends.
>ridiculous traffic with lots of turns and narrow streets
>completely oblivious pedestrians who pay no mind to the traffic moving around them.
>basic bitch yuppies and old people window shopping
>mostly chain bullshit restaurants that are hit or miss at best
>roving gangs of unsupervised high school children
My wife actively tries to stay out of the mall portion unless there is something specific she needs inside. We usually end up there every 3-6 months to have my watch serviced at the Shinola store. Seriously, $700 dollar watch has broken 5 times in 1.5 years.
Anyway, from one Ohioan to another(maybe?) I will recommend McCormick and Schmicks specifically for their Wednesday $1 oyster and giant cocktail shrimp special. There’s parking right off the corner where the restaurant is, so we can get in and out without actually getting caught up in the mall bullshit. Their burger is something like $5.50 during happy hour and is massive, comes with fries, and is of pretty decent quality, considering it costs about as much as a Big Mac nowadays. Plus, Williams&Sonoma is across the street, and I do enjoy popping in there to drool over cookwear.
Still wanting to try Smith&wollenskys and Cooper’s hawk. Any input there?

I know this post reads like a yelp review itself, soooo to;dr
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ArmcYBNdL54

>>12527828
As a cat owner this is fair. My cat was a feral I caught as a kitten, I made her my responsibility and kept her inside to keep her safe, and to keep other animals safe from her. If you're not willing to take responsibility for feral animals by taking them in, then get rid of them or at the absolute least don't fucking encourage them to breed and produce more feral animals.

>>12527654
why did they post their IP

>>12528916

>>12527958
Call animal control instead of throwing rocks you retard

>calls restaurant pompous
>calls people waiting at the bus stop nearby homeless

>>12528166
The gynecologist should rate her pussy 1 star

>>12530558
This is the same kind of guy that has a CrossFit bumper sticker.

>>12530575
Animal control is useless. Last time I caught one of those fuckers in my backyard where they got stuck in one of the traps I set up, I drugged some cat food and left it beside the cat, They didn't eat it at first but eventually it got hungry and ate it, shortly after the cat went unconscious. I took it inside and tied it up and waited for it to come to conscious. Afterwards it was time for fun, I chopped off one of it's legs and watched it squirm. It was a hilarious experience

>>12528243
huh?
>>12530558
this person should be executed

>>12530447
Haven't tried either of those places you asked about. My mother got my wife and I a gift certificate to Texas de Brazil for our wedding anniversary a couple years ago. Really good food, especially for AYCE. Expensive. We've been to FlipSide maybe a half dozen times. They make a good burger and the price isn't too bad. Typically when we visit Columbus we go to the North Market for Hubert's and whatever else. I like Fukuryu Ramen out in Dublin, Schmidt's at the German Village, and a few other places. We live about two hours out so we don't visit as much as we'd like.

>>12528939
>six sentences
>7 x 'vegan'
checks out

>>12530558
>signature drinks can't be put on the menu

>>12530663
This nigga really complaining about a 6 dollar drink?

>>12530717
I think she's saying that she was eating with her family and saw the reflection of the waiter pointing her family out to other customers who immediately left because her family was there. Either she is self obsessed and misinterpreted a normal interaction or she and her family are so awful they drive people away.

@12530658

bombayreport.com

God tier restaurant reviews

>>12527777
Used to work in a Ralph's service deli. I can confirm this was how we got our chicken and why we would tell people to fuck off if they wanted any large amount of just one type of piece.

>>12530859
I’d been thinking about trying that place. Always sounded tasty. Flip side I’ve been to a few times and usually get the red door burger. I actually work in Dublin, and have heard awesome things about fukuryu from my coworkers, though I’ve only ever been to tensuke for ramen.
Really glad you mentioned north market. There are just so many great options. Which one is Herberts? Wife and I make a date out of getting bites and sharing things from a bunch of different places.
>hit the wine store and grab a couple cans of rose(you can walk around inside the market with an open container btw)
>do a couple laps and see what looks good. Head upstairs and share some Hot Chicken Takeover
>go smell spices
>get a couple cooked shrimp from the seafood guys and lean on the adjacent counter to people watch
>peep some cool stuff in the meat counter
>more wine
>go to black radish and get cheese/charcuterie
>iced coffee for the mrs
>forgot to get parking validated, so finish with a scoop of ice cream from jeni’s.

Next time you’re in the German village area, go to Lindey’s during happy hour, and sit on the patio. You and the wife will love it. Anything to recommend in your neck of the woods?

>>12531067
Hubert's is the Polish place. Really good pierogis and the guy running it (presumably Hubert) is friendly and you can tell he likes cooking. What you guys do there sounds pretty much like what we do. I like to get a bowl of pho, a couple knishes from Katzinger's, some of the cheese grits from the BBQ place, the name of which escapes me. Lindey's looks like it'd be right up our alley, thanks for the recommendation. As far as stuff around here, we'll... I live in a small city of about 12k. Here it's mostly bars, family restaurants, fast food. Not complaining too much because I like it, just wish we had a place for good subs and pizza.

>>12531100
Is the bbq place an offshoot of Barrel and Boar? Market and boar or something like that? They have a few locations in the area. In fact, they are opening the newest branch in the little town I live in, actually opening in the space of a restaurant I previously worked at. Same town is also home to the Brewdog US headquarters, and is worth checking out if you like the brewery scene. They have a huge outdoor area with some open air bars, an attached “craft beer hotel”, plus a dog park! I like to ride my bike there.

Attached pic is a better shot of the actual outdoor bar at Lindey’s. Such a beautiful spot. It’s walled, so kind of like a closed off, which makes it seem a little more intimate, and a great date spot.

>>12527754
I'm a Yelp elite and PROUD

>>12528819
How fucking naive can a person be. I really hope you're 17

>>12530577
Yet she's eating there and buying the food....

>>12527754
False. I write Yelp reviews and am of above average intelligence.

>>12530859
>>12531067
>>12531100
>>12531602
You guys should hang out

>>12527754
>>12531688
False. I don't write yelp reviews and I'm a fucking dumbass.

>>12527654
His picture looks Asian, but the end of his review sounds black.

>>12527777
>I think I read somewhere that these place get their chicken whole, pre-butchered, in bags. So 1 whole chicken per bag of parts. 2 drumsticks, 2 breasts, etc.

>>12530558
Damn, I almost thought Elliot Rodger was still alive.

>>12531688
No one who is actually above average intelligence ever claims to be.

>>12528180
This guy definitely got too tipsy and started sexually harassing straight people, I refuse to believe otherwise

>>12528171
women are a meme you can come inside

>>12531899
Holy... Holy frickin' epicly based...

>>12530577
I laffed, what a cretin

>>12527828
Who wants feral cats around? They are a huge nuisance.

>>12532276
>late 30s
>self-proclaimed attractive
Jesus

>>12527654

>>12527654
Not going to bother reading this, but who writes a review this way? What a fag.

>>12530658
You're a fuckwit. If you're going to kill it, just do it quickly, instead of drawing out its suffering. It doesn't matter if it's a feral animal, torturing animals is terrible and you should feel terrible for doing it

>>12532389
He even credited someone for shitty photos.

>>12532389
This guy is probably autistic, since they have a tendency to put way too much importance on insignificant things.

>>12528260
Yes, that's not the USA though, in the USA to succeed with a libel suit you have to prove that what the person was saying is demonstrably untrue and that it damaged your business, the latter is assumed in some but not all states when it comes to bad reviews. There have been less than a hundred successful libel/defamation suits in the past 30 years here in a country with more lawyers per capita than almost anywhere. That's not to say someone with deep pockets cant sue you into a hole but you really have to fuck up pretty badly to lose as libel suit to a business. Most of the people who win libel suits are non-pubic persons since there is a different standard for private individuals vs celebrities/public individuals.

>>12530558
>WHAT, YOU MEAN YOU ACTUALLY ADVERTISE THE DRINK YOU EXCEL AT MAKING? INCREDIBLE!

>>12530859
Difference central Ohio anon here, I despise that Dublin Fukyuru ramen because after it moved in, Menya ramen closed which was far superior. Fukyuru is a hipster nightmare while Menya had TV’s playing Japanese baseball and the NHK with a weird kid play area in the center. It was the best

>>12527654
lol

>>12530577
>with homeless people standing the rain outside

I'm confused. Is she upset that homeless people are simply STANDING near the establishment, or that the restaurant doesn't let them come inside and get out of the rain? If it's the first, she's an unsympathetic cunt; if it's the latter she's just retarded.

>>12532390
Don't bother. In the slim chance that it's not a LARP, subhumans like that are irredeemable and can't be reasoned with.

>>12532580
She is extra retarded because I know this part of town and there is a bus stop right next to this place. Homeless people don't hang out over there- it was likely just people waiting for the bus. It sounds like she didn't like them there ruining the $30 oyster ambience.

>>12532529
I've only been twice but each time it was right at opening so we had the place to ourselves. I got the tonkotsu both times and really liked it. The thing I hate about the place is how low the goddamn stools are. Feels like I'm sitting on the floor. Never got to try Menya. What town are you in, friend? Celina here.

>>12532307
>Self proclaimed attractive
They're almost always wrong. It's like when artists draw their self insert character really attractive and in reality they're not good looking, whereas artists who draw them ugly/weird looking are usually pretty cute/good looking.

>>12532626

>>12532631
if you don't think sarah's cute that's fine. I'm just saying there are people who draw themselves as gorgeous who definitely aren't. Point is, Sarah doesn't draw herself that way. pic related is jaltoid. Google their self inserts.

>>12532626
Shes cute but the longer you look at her the more of a malnourished boy she becomes

>>12531100
If you like pho, I recommend Buckeye Pho over by MicroCenter. Best in town honestly

>>12532610
Between Dublin and Marysville, prefer not to give the specific town since it’s tiny. Menya was great, they had black ramen which is a rare variety even in Japan. I live a lot of the year around Cleveland now so every time I come back to Columbus it feels completely different from what I remember

>goes to General Store
>reviews Newtown Deli
What's this guys problem?

>>12532672
Great, thanks for the recommendation.

>>12532708
I've been to the White Castle drive-thru in Marysville many times. Don't know much about the town otherwise, though we stopped at a place called Leon's Garage that was pretty good. Had fried bologna.

>stops in the General Store
>skims the menu
>decides grilled chicken breast and veggie sandwiches aren't healthy enough
>doesn't even eat there
>goes to Sandy Hook memorial event to feel self important
>attributes unfriendliness to Newtown because from retards from New Haven who live in a total shit hole say people aren't nice
I FUCKING HATE YELP SO MUCH!

>>12532746
>>12532775
Not funny or anything but is this bitch retarded??? I park out front almost every single time I go there. Is she such an obese retard that parking in the back is a struggle? Fuck yelp.

>>12532767
There's some interesting stories I've heard snippets of about Leon's Garage and the (I believe) now defunct Hinkley's that was next to it. The Garage I remember being alright last time I went and Hinkley's was excellent in its prime. The only real main attraction in Marysville is Benny's Pizza. Place has a massive mug of rootbeer on top of the building and has bands all the time. It's always packed though, even on weekdays. They have that quintessential Columbus style pizza. Round, cut party style, cooked in a blazing hot oven by heroin addicts till the pepperoni cups up with grease

>>12532803
Americans are just bad with driving in general.

>>12532841
I like how c*gers think using a clutch and gear shift lever is super complicated advanced PhD socery. Then again they can't even manage how to operate a derailleur either, which is something even children can do.

>>12532841
Lol I feel like people in that general area drive fine, but I'm in Vegas now, and driving is like Russian roulette out here. Some dumb chink blew through a blinking yellow arrow for left turn without looking when I had a green light to go straight. I was extremely lucky that all I ended up needing was 6 visits to the chiropractor, but the retard totaled my car. He actually argued with the cops for over an hour about his light signal until they just set up around the light from different angles and watched it for several cycles. They knew I was in the right and wanted to be able to confirm it/get an admission of guilt from him. Slow day I guess.

>>12532888
All I know is that when I studied in France almost 2 decades ago, they said that only the mentally retarded who could pass driving tests used automatic cars. I don't see why a retard who's that intelligent couldn't drive manual or why it's a big deal for anyone else to use automatic.

>>12531964
It isn't pretendtous if it's true.

>>12532888
...What is a C*ger?

>>12532607
lmao

>>12532990
Cager
Its a "bad word" used by bikers, truckers, public transit or homeless people to describe car drivers

>>12532996
thanks, thought he misspelled cougar or something

>>12530575
Tried that
>if you can trap them and bring them to us we can fix them
I'd rather just hit them in the face with rocks

>>12533045
>attitude top of mountain
what

>>12527754
>a stage for morons to express their idiotic opinions

>>12532803
Is Brendan a woman’s name in CT?

>>12533108
Oh haha I didn't look at the name. I guess he's an obese megafaggot. I agree that pic related is not as good as Ferris Acres, but I don't get what family vibe he's missing. Tons of families congregate there on a daily basis with kids, everyone in good spirits, laughing, enjoying their ice cream. This guy is just a miser.

>>12533161
>calling someone a jackass for parking terribly
that's fucking awesome though. I bet the reviewer is the one who was called the jackass.

>>12528678
A certain group of rootless cosmopolitans discovered this decades ago and formed the ADL.

uu

>>12533061
I think he's calling them aloof.

>>12528735
Fuckin based

>>12532661
THAT SOUNDS PERFECT THOUGH

>>12533045
that seems pretty reasonable
>>12533061
looking down on everyone from really high up

>>12527828
Those shop owners would be hailed as heroes here in Aus. My area has a "shoot on sight" policy for ANY cat outside a private home.

Sorry bunch of hippies

>>12532647
The chick as lost some weight though.

>>12532661
>ywn know the joy of nutting inside a malnourished 16yo boy prostituting himself for a hot meal

>>12534688
That's a very achievable goal. One I do not wish to set for myself, NSA.

>>12530558
>tfw no secret menu

>>12528207
fuck off, go back to ribbit

>>12534884

>>12534884
I just went through her yelp profile. 7 pages worth, there was a single 4 star review, the rest were 1-3, mostly 1.

>>12534888
>>12534884
what a fucking nutter

>>12534914

>>12533058
based caveman

>>12533151
I think he's offended that it has cow in the name or something.

>>12534888
>twelve year olds drinking "Sprite"

I hear ((((some people)))) with ties to Pizzagate are selling ((((sprite)))) in ramen shops to signal their intent to minors, could be big, when will Infowars check out this "Tommy"

>>12535305
"Sprite" is a codeword

SEXUAL
PARTNER
REQUEST:
IS
TWELVE
ENOUGH

>>12535309
kek

>>12529006
little tom is pretty based

>>12532607
>offended that she called poorfags waiting for the bus homeless
>not that she has no idea what the word pompous means

this guy talking about 'flavor profiles' about a fucking burger from a ratty cheap joint

>>12528678
That's american "justice" for you. It doesn't matter if you're right, as long as you're rich enough to outlast the other guy.

>>12527654
Does he expect them to fuck some hens?

>>12532775
insufferable

>>12527828
Despite being only 12% of the cat population, they commit over 60% of small animal murders.

Hm...

>>12533170

Without a doubt.

>>12534888

We need another plague.

>>12530577
Are you sure this isn't in Seattle?

>>12530881
He is complaining that he is sitting in ball soup, while trying to enjoy his 12 year scotch. Most likely to be Glenfiddich.

>>12535004
I enjoy using Rock™ brand Rock 17™. Chief ban spears already, afraid he take my Rock™ next.

>>12527852
It makes sense you work at Walmart.

>>12528735
nice

>>12532380
Ping pang pong is pretty good, should have gone out earlier.

>>12528873
its raw dough

>>12528916
utterly disgusting, what a cancer cell of a human being

>>12532626
she is very cute tho

>>12532395
gross

>>12532607
what a braindead stupid cunt

>>12528243
So, she had a bunch of annoying kids with her or something?

>>12534884
>>12534888
actual autism

>>12534884
>the place was crowded
>I went in, and it was dead

>>12528955

I was under the impression that you could make ramen dough with eggs.

How do I report multiple posts at the same time on mobile?

>>12528735
Seething

>>12531067
nice girlfriend loser

>>12531688
You lie like a dog.

>>12532276
Hitting that wall I see.

>>12533161
If it was live music then I completely agree. The band is almost always shit and they inevitably drown out any conversation.

>>12532276
You sure can't

>>12527835
>muh 1 gorillion song birds

Fucking avian kikes

>>12536437
By dropping your phone in the toilet.

>>12530558
This guy is 100% a fag trying to get with a straight bartender.

>>12536437
Bumping for answers

>>12528775
Be born a woman.

>>12527971
Me too!

>>12534884
Literal autism

>>12535850
Based

>>12532389
>we enjoyed everything
>wait staff was wonderful
>but they didn't have anything unique
>6/10
How the fuck are people this retarded?

>>12532607
>toast is 'burnt'
>literally golden brown

>>12536474
Honestly she's not bad looking

Does she have cute feet? :3

>>12535844

>>12527828

stray cat skulls make really funky cool ashtrays you can sell for cheap. we used to do that back in the day

>>12527852
>some of the hunting rifles and shoot the little fuckers on 3rd shift
I'm calling bullshit on this, why the hell would you use anything beyond a 22lr for an animal as small as a cat?

I love short hair punk girls

>>12538390
dude, 22lr isn't ethical kill for anything. I've seen sparrows spaz for 1/2 hours after being hit with a .22

Is everything else overkill, yes. But no need to make things suffer.

>>12538087
Judging by her weight probably not, girls who are overweight enough that they can't hide it generally have bad feet.

t. foot expert

>>12538651
A 22lr to the head or chest will put down a cat quickly.

>>12528735
>trans people are gross
i guarantee you that your average trans person takes better care of their personal hygiene than your average cis person

>>12532626
I've seen artists draw themselves attractive and been attractive.

>>12530873
kek

>>12538781
Shut up, faggot

>>12538781
>I bet the mentally ill have better hygiene than normal people

>>12535774
They couldn't even cook chicken...

>>12538218
at walmart?

>>12527828
urbanites and women, everyone

>>12532775
>I chimed in
for whatever reason this phrase pisses me off. I hear it and I want to rip the bitches face off and throw it in a meat grinder

>>12534914

I'm reading more of this bitches reviews and holy shit. She is a crazy cunt. I really want to troll this bitch. She's seriously off her rocker.

>>12532990
It's someone who doesn't know what a c*ger is

>>12527828
There are federal cats inside the Wal-Mart? Like, living there and they are fed by the customers? Or are they just hanging around the parking lot or something?

>>12538996
I was actually doing the same thing. I'm drinking now and I'm happy another anon is also going through her fairyland "reviews." I refuse to believe she it actually for real.

>>12527828
>killing is a death sentence

>>12538900
I mean your faggoty attitude aside, that's not untrue. Look at people with extreme OCD and high functioning autism. They're psychologically incapable of not being clean freak germophobes.

Some gold from my local Chinese restaurant.

>>12538975
Whoever this is, they didn't even eat there. That's what really pisses me off. There are some very decadent sandwiches that my family and I only eat half or less and bring home, but there are healthier ones and you can get a custom one. It really seems like they had it out for the place to begin with, which I can't understand. There is no where else in the area that you can get sizable sandwiches for less than $5. And then pizza is healthier? I want to wring this bitches neck.

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>>12527852
>I'm actually a manager for Walmart
I have so many mean things I could say to you, but I guess you already have it hard enough.
lmao

>>12530558
>bertender's signature drink is on the menu
woooooow

>>12531899
$9000 isn't 9000 grand.

>>12539718
Not that guy but walmart managers in my city literally make over 100k

>>12527828
Based Walmart

>>12532276
>Singles
>Late 30s
lol

>>12532276
>Attractive

>>12535925
Don't worry. California is currently having outbreaks of THE plague

>>12534884
>>12534888
>Child behaving like a child = ADHD
Jesus Christ I loathe these people. This one in particular. I'm so glad I get to see this fucks grow old and miserable because nobody will give a shit about them when they are feeble

>>12530663
>6 dollar scotch
thats not considered outrageous anywhere, most chain restaurants charge about that if not more
>ball soup
probably matzo balls, kike faggot

>>12540443
>>12540522
Worst posts ever in the history of /ck/. Congrats, faggots.

>>12540530
t. yelp "critic"