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>when your farts smell exactly like the food you ate

>> No.12527381
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12527381

>>12527369
>jim carry fans making shit threads

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>When the food you're eating tastes exactly like a fart

>> No.12527427

Haven't shat since last Saturday and my farts smell like rancid, untreated sewage right now. Haven't eaten much, just drinking a LOT of cheap beer. And a bunch of rum too.

>> No.12527428

>>12527425
based tastelet

>> No.12527431

>when your shit tastes like last nights dinner

>> No.12527432

Shitake mushrooms

>> No.12527458

>>12527427
>going a week without shitting
Enjoy your hemorrhoids.

>> No.12527462

Taco Bell does this every time.

>> No.12527471

>when your shit tastes exactly like the food you just shit

>> No.12527476

I laughed so hard at this picture a big glob of slobby spatter burst from my mouth and it's fucking disgusting but haaaaaaaaaaaaaa this fucking PICTURE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12527477

>>12527471
Huh?

>> No.12527487

>>12527476
feel free to save it

>> No.12527497

>>12527487
Hell yeah I will.
Thanks, my man.

>> No.12527523

>>12527458
>not having a nice turd in you at all times to keep you on edge

do you really?

>> No.12527524

when i eat tacos my sweat smells like tacos

>> No.12527536

>>12527524
to be fair, sweat always smells like taco seasoning

>> No.12527584

>when you cut onions and for the rest of the day despite washing your hands you are cursed with onion fingies

>> No.12527589

>>12527523
Anyone have the shitdildos greentext?

>> No.12527616

you ever playing video games or watching tv and you have to take a shit really really bad but you don't want to let it out so you get down on one knee because it's easier to hold in?

>> No.12527627

>>12527616
i put my knee under my asshole to put some more pressure on my butthole to prevent anything from slippin out

>> No.12527634

>>12527627
i meant my foot/calf region idk

>> No.12527710

>>12527381
>soy fans making shit posts

>> No.12527807

>>12527381

*big green dick penetrates your stupid soy mouth*

SOMEBODY STOP ME