/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12527074
Your mom's house.

Definitely not The House, if that's what you're getting at.

dennys

>>12527074
Denny's.
The only restaurant I've ever puked from eating at.

>>12527092
>>12527092
I ordered a soup and sandwich at dennys.
It's obvious they just nuked the soup in a microwave.
The center of the soup was still partially frozen.
Denny's staff exhibits profound and mind-boggling levels of laziness. Shit that they wouldn't even try to pull at a mcdonalds.

>>12527342
the customer base is mostly transient so quality doesnt matter and there is no obligation from customers to ever tip due to not worrying about returning later. also they are open 24/7 so you get the dreggs at the end and start of their shift; both times of haziness and laziness

>>12527074
A small diner in wyoming. I had a blt

>>12527361
>the customer base is mostly transient
every time i go into a dennys the customer base is all retirees who look like they go there multiple times a week

>>12527074
unironically, the Waffle House. It was shift change at night and the blacks under-cooked the eggs, burned the bacon, and gave me cold grits

>>12527074
skyline Chili
Tony romes
Wawa
scooty pies
every Greek diner ever

>>12527074
ashamed to even say ive been in an applebees

>>12527091
>>12527092
>>12527342
Also voting dennys. Only place I've ever gotten cold food, told them about it, had it sent it back, and got it back more cold than it was before.
Somehow they manage to never actually cook anything there. It's amazing.

>>12527074
Applebees. I've never liked their food

Commie government-run Cuban tourist trap "restaurant"

Fuck commies and their food desu.

>>12527074

> Based grits and waffles...

Who touched you, OP? I'm sorry you were raped in a Waffle House parking lot.

>>12527074
Some shit thai restaurant in NYC that a girl brought me to for my birthday. She knew my favorite place but was trying to impress me so I ate the slop and said thanks, isn't it the thought that counts? Sometimes diplomacy is the best way to get laid.

>>12527074
Golden corral.
I saw a fat kid in a wifebeater drinking straight fro the chocolate fountain.
Either that or the burger king that forgot to put the patty in my burger.

>>12527964
... california pizza kitchen or whatever that shithole is called. I started a new job so was taken out there and holy shit that place was fuckin' vile. If I wasn't with other people I would have walked out and puked on the sidewalk. Again, diplomacy.

>>12527074
Russian restaurant in Dallas (or maybe Fort Worth, I don't remember). The meat was mostly fat and everything tasted like nothing. No wonder Russia lasted under Stalin for so long.

>>12527989
That's "authentic."

>>12527979
puke over the rail you stupid fucking bitch

>>12527074
Dennys
you couldnt pay me to eat there again

>>12527074
A lot of folks are saying Denny's. I've only been there for breakfast and it wasn't good, but it wasn't terrible. Not like Ruby Tuesday's terrible.

>>12527543
>WaWa

Eat a dick

>>12527074
Pizza hut

Cant recall where. Some diner some place that served my diet coke in a glass that was layered with some degreaser. I still recall the taste but not the place.

I legit got e coli not once, but TWICE at Applebee's, however though, Denny's is still worse
>Yes I'd rather shit my entire body out every 10 minutes for multiple days instead of going to dennys

>>12528067
if she had that kind of foresight she probably wouldn't be in a state needing to puke in the first place

>>12527543
>every Greek diner ever
Genuinely retarded

Air plane
olive garden
chuck e cheese

>>12527074
Jack in the Box. Got a breakfast sandwich that was so salty and undercooked i just threw it away
One bite, one spit, one trash can

>>12527074
Applebee's, because millennials ruined it.

Long John Silver's

Red Lobster killed my grandmother.

>>12527079
Fpbp

It's a hard question to answer. I feel like I need three categories: bad food caused by niggers, bad ethnic food, and general bad food.

Bad food caused by niggers is ubiquitous and can happen anywhere. For example, certain pizza places near my dwelling will deliver 30-50% of the time, and have bullet holes in the restaurant (possibly in the pizza as well, if it's ever delivered). The McDonalds near my place has the cops called once or twice a day to remove fighting niggers. Sometimes they are the employees. Even setting aside these more extreme situations, any place primarily staffed by blacks is going to make cartoonishly obvious mistakes as a matter of course, like selling undercooked or completely uncooked food, using old ingredients, etc. So I feel like this category is more of a comedy category, even though technically my "worst restaurant experiences" are all at nigger-staffed eateries.

Ethnic food is another category that can win by technicality so it needs to be excluded. Chinese restaurants will simply poison their customers, or sell them dog/cat meat. Indian food restauranteurs notoriously have problems washing their hands (google it), and Indian food restaurants routinely have 2-3x the E. Coli infestations (for example, in the soda fountain) than non-Indian ones.

Having separated the niggers and miscellaneous types, I'd say my worst restaurant experience was an Italian restaurant that I suspect was a mob front. The food was the bare minimum you could expect from someone who just barely knows how to cook but is surprised at actually being asked to cook. Half the menu was off the menu, probably because they didn't expect to have to stock those ingredients.

>>12527074
Your mom's ass.

Denny's for sure

how do they do it?

>>12527074
probably applebees. it was just mediocre and then made me sick later

>>12527342
>doesn't understand soup cylinders

>>12527074
A Wetherspoons in Hull. The steak was salty and overcooked.

>>12527979
I'm hard now.

>>12527074
Subway, with Friendly's a close second.

>>12527543
>greek
Underage fag spotted

I dont understand why people dislike wafflehouse

>>12532694
If you’re not a 20 year old guy who can’t cook for himself, they’re really not hat great.
Some of them are legitimately good. Far more are good by default because they’re the only thing open when you’re drunk at 3AM.

>>12527074
A Shoney's when i was 3 or so, nearly broke a tooth on a rock hard bun there

>>12529661
Antique stereotypes, the post. Good job sounding like an idiot from a century ago.

>>12532694
>>12533838
Waffle House is never good for any culinary reason. They are tolerable solely because it's hard to fuck up breakfast food. Waffle House is good because you can go there at 3:00 am when you're tanked on booze and load up on breakfast food before you pass out. Waffle House is good because you can go there in the middle of a hurricane. Waffle House is good because you can go there and either witness or participate in a drunken meth-head redneck fight.

I fucking love Waffle House, but it's not for the food. Yankees will never know. Ihop can stick its dick in its own hermaphroditic vagina.

>>12527074
There was this pizza joint in NYC near NYU that I got a slice from and it was so fucking disgusting that I spat the bite it out on the sidewalk and threw the rest in the closest garbage can. Straight south of Washinghton Sq park and on that first block and to the right looking south. What a shithole neighborhood that is.

>>12527074
a bad chinese buffet. all the food was dried out as fuck. The place was really big and we were the only customers, the inside looked like it was from the 70s, weird shag carpeting, dusty old drapes, and a million security cameras. the food was bad, but the inside was really interesting and weird. worth it.
Also, Waffle House is pretty good. Its open 24/7, and is based and redpilled.

>>12527074
a chinese buffet called "empire buffet."
all the food was over a week old, petrified and unedible. only thing fresh was fried rice, jello and ginger beef. tried asking for our money back before digging in but they refused. we made the best of it. buffet was $17 and we both got different amounts of change in return. when we walked out we saw a chinese woman carrying their baby by the legs up the stair set, horrifying.

>>12533928
sounds like some creepy/crappy indian joint with the fucking stupid christmas lights on 24/7 every day.

>>12527342
Gotta step up that cylinder game son

Relative to the cost, Marcus Wareing. £450 for a pedestrian dinner for 2, with horrendously overpriced, mundane wine by the glass.

>>12527543
>skyline Chili

them's fighting words

>>12533930
>>12533928
Chinese buffets are the absolute worst

Taco Cabana

The only place I've thrown up their food from multiple locations in different cities.

>>12534466
Chinese buffets CAN be good. They're like gems in a graveyard full of coal. This buffet that I used to live by was always packed so they'd have fresh food 90+ percent of the time and it tasted pretty nice.

Found it a few months before I ended up having to move, so only got it a handful of times....goddamn....

I unironically love Dennys

I can get a solid biscuits, gravy, and hash browns for 4 dollars

>>12529661
Die already boomer

>>12529661
Enjoyed this post

>>12529592
story?

This god forsaken hellhole called Union Burger.
My flight instructor took me there once while we were trying out new places just to have fun.
I hate all yankees on a fundamental level, so when I got my sorry ass burger and the slop they called "poutine" (I fully acknowledge that this probably wasn't what poutine should look like, taste like, or even smell like) I felt like I was fucking robbed of $20.
I was fucking carpet bagged by some fucking bitch ass union scoundrels in my own turf.

God I fucking despise the north.

>>12534602
Shoulda fuckin known just by looking at it.
Isn't it fucking sickening? It's almost clinical.

>>12533874
Bourdain understood.
https://youtu.be/bct8stbZafI

>>12534555
Denny’s is what Waffle House will become whenever it quits trying.

I would love to eat at a waffle house and cracker barrel.

>>12527074
1. McDonald's: Objectively doesn't taste bad but considering what the food actually consists of makes me sick
2. Domino's: "here's your grease on top of grease on top of bread topped with the greasiest cheese"

I don't fucking get it. They were great like 10 years ago.

>>12535807
I just ate at a Cracker Barrel last week, mostly out of nostalgia. Had the chicken-n-dumplings with mashed potatoes and green beans. The chicken was bland as fuck, and the mashed potatoes had a weird twang to them. The fresh-squeezed lemonade was good as fuck though.

Fuck Cracker Barrel in general though. It's crowded as fuck with retards thumbing through their stupid fucking merch, the music is too loud, and it's not even good country music, and the lights are too dim, which is fucked because most of their customers are geriatrics that need the large print menus they offer.

>>12527936
This is the most reddit post I've ever seen on /ck/.

>>12535946
>The chicken was bland as fuck
Of course, it's in the name. White people don't like spice beyond mayo.

A shitty restaurant in Seville, spain. They had a sweaty paella with no seafood worth a bite, but WITH broken seashells. I flipped them off and left without paying.

>>12527074
Waffle house has authentic food. Good? Debatable. But no shit is microwaved there.

It's a hard question to answer. I feel like I need three categories: bad food caused by niggers, bad ethnic food, and general bad food.

Bad food caused by niggers is ubiquitous and can happen anywhere. For example, certain pizza places near my dwelling will deliver 30-50% of the time, and have bullet holes in the restaurant (possibly in the pizza as well, if it's ever delivered). The McDonalds near my place has the cops called once or twice a day to remove fighting niggers. Sometimes they are the employees. Even setting aside these more extreme situations, any place primarily staffed by blacks is going to make cartoonishly obvious mistakes as a matter of course, like selling undercooked or completely uncooked food, using old ingredients, etc. So I feel like this category is more of a comedy category, even though technically my "worst restaurant experiences" are all at nigger-staffed eateries.

Ethnic food is another category that can win by technicality so it needs to be excluded. Chinese restaurants will simply poison their customers, or sell them dog/cat meat. Indian food restauranteurs notoriously have problems washing their hands (google it), and Indian food restaurants routinely have 2-3x the E. Coli infestations (for example, in the soda fountain) than non-Indian ones.

Having separated the niggers and miscellaneous types, I'd say my worst restaurant experience was an Italian restaurant that I suspect was a mob front. The food was the bare minimum you could expect from someone who just barely knows how to cook but is surprised at actually being asked to cook. Half the menu was off the menu, probably because they didn't expect to have to stock those ingredients.

>>12536050
How edgy.

>>12527074
For me, it was a KFC in Guam. Worst food poisoning of my life.

>>12527997

There are only two places you can taste real Russian food - either a factory/hospital/university canteen if you want to have Soviet, or a small restaurant in the Golden Ring region around Moscow. Meat is not a staple there, rather its grains and porridge, bread and baking, fish, game, berries, etc.

Most expat eateries advertised as "Russian" are usually Caucasian or east european (polish/ukrainian) cuisine.

>>12535989
Nice bait. It just wasn't good chicken-n-dumplings.

Going to some middle of nowhere town in America tomorrow, it has a Waffle House and a Cracker Barrel. Where should I eat dinner?

>>12533873
>>12534567

>>12531342
>>12533983
we did it reddit

>>12536065
So no Russian food elsewhere in Russia either?

>>12536134
Waffle House for breakfast, Cracker Barrel for dinner. Cracker Barrel sucks though. so breakfast food is the better choice. Get your hash browns scattered, smothered, diced, and capped.

>>12536203
I don't remember logging Into facebook today.

>>12536326
I'm okay with breakfast for dinner. Maybe even chocolate chip pancakes.... (or waffle if I went there)

>>12536057
Fuck you.

I was really disappointed in Whataburger.

>>12527074
Applebee's

>>12534591
Not him but giardanos literally killed my dad. He was so pissed that my mom didn’t want deep dish that he had a heart attack. He had had heart surgery years before. My step mom refused to get anything other than thin crust. The last thing my dad said was “I’m paying for this shit, why do we have to have chucky cheese pizza” and moments later his rage turned to profuse sweating and red face and we had to call an ambulance. Fucking step mom even was eating the same fucking pizza the morning of his wake.

>>12537375
Forgot to mention, my fucking uncles kept saying “that deep dish is to die for!” and were snickering at the wake.

>>12527091
I'm gonna third Dennys, I had to go there with my tastebud deprived grandparents once. Everything was nasty and rubbery and I ended up going and picking something else up after I went.

>>12536065
>factory/hospital/university canteen
These places are comfy as shit, they'll have bowls of cold salads like vinegret and kapusta and fresh baked goods sometimes, sometimes plov and schnitzel. They are always run by babushkas or young women who never smile

>>12537375
I'm not sure that's really the restaurant's fault.

>>12527074
waffle house isn't so bad, sometimes kinda stinky..

>>12527074
Cracker Barrel

I work at Cracker Barrel and you are just better off not eating there

>>12539269
please expand? i... thought i liked it

Boston Market in south Florida. This nigga had to be told 6 times, by his black manager, to put two chickens in a bag and give it to us because we already paid and that's all we needed so we could leave. He still couldn't figure it out.

went to the shittiest burger kind ive ever been to a couple weeks ago
next to a park where people hang out and do meth, dirty as hell, tons of screaming mexican kids, barking dog out in the back patio being antagonized by a leather skinned meth guy
and there was way too much mayo on my chicken sandwich

>>12537809
I used to drive back and forth from Indiana to Georgia for work a lot. Never had a remotely bad experience at a WH, and I've been to quite a few of them. The best are in Tennessee, imo. Always sanitary and always hits the spot.

Dennys

Cheers, boston, tried to impress my gf as a boston native going there for the first time. it’s a fucking tourist trap, shit food with small basic ass menu, expensive with awful uncomfortable seats

>>12527074
Subway by far. Their frozen "fresh baked bread" smells and tastes like the smell of old, musty, unclean feet.

>>12527091
>>12527092
I don't know why, but my dad thought Denny's was my favorite restaurant, perhaps from taking me there a few times as a child. Denny's actually gives cops here free meals, and even they won't eat it.

>>12527092
Bacon-alia was way too good of a pun for such a mediocre restaurant. The chicken Caesar salad is about the only thing I will eat there.

>>12539681
Pretty much all of society agrees that Subway's quality took a huge shit in recent times. I'd like to know why. I can't quite place my finger on it. I think I read something once about how they slice the bread differently, and this makes the sandwich get too soggy on top, but that's not it. The ingredients took a huge fall. Like you said, "musty". That's the perfect description.

I think ol' Jared had something to do with it.

>>12527074
Literally here. My dad and I were eating breakfast at one, which happens to be one of the worst in the city. But we said "at least they got good food." After we got served with mediocre service, the grill in the kitchen caught on fire. The cook mainly using it immediately put out the fire with a extinguisher, but everyone went back to work like within 10 minutes. The manager made the call, which my dad and I being servsafe certified, were thankful we had not come in after.

>>12528475
>getting E. Coli from Applebee's
>returning, ever
What has gone wrong in your life, anon?

>>12539677
>boston

there's your first mistake

>>12527979
>california pizza kitchen
>thai
the fuck you on about. also that place is okay
>>12527755
>>12528475
same, everything is bland and i hear it's all frozen too

Family took me to a little Italian place once that all the old people love, I ordered chicken Alfredo and should have noticed that it didn't say "homemade" by it like some of the other menu items did

What I got was pasta, chicken tenders (breaded and all) sliced into strips, and what was clearly jarred alfredo sauce from the grocery store

The dishes the others ordered were less offensive but still nothing great, and everyone decided to never go there again

>>12527074
Native grill and wings

>>12534466
they're a minefield but it's alright if they do volume

>>12539769
Probably the fact that 90% of them have been bought out by Indians

>>12527074
Imo's pizza in St Louis

>>12539912
I will never understand alfredo sauce from a jar. It takes all of 5 minutes and three ingredients + salt/ pepper to make. I was a saute guy in a busy Italian place, and we always made it to order. This wasn't even good Italian food, it was coasting on soccer teams and nostalgia. The bread sticks everyone raved about were pre-measured dough delivered daily, then dowsed in "garlic butter" that was just clarified butter and garlic powder kept in a warming pot. No solid butter, parsley, real garlic, or mixers involved. Fucking pathetic. My town even has good Italian pizza, that imports the buffalo milk and makes their own mozzarella daily. Fucking dipshit know-nothing soccer moms.

Absolutely the worst place for children who thought it would be good to have a thunderstorm and crazy elephant noise in a children's restaurants? I ran out screaming

>>12539986
This. I don't go near a Subway.

>>12539769
I remember not liking subway even in the late 90s. I mean it wasn't as bad as it is now, but we still joked about the weird tasting meat and disgusting bread.

>>12527074
white castle

>>12527091
I have had good Dennys and I've had bad Dennys
when Dennys is good it's really good
but when it's bad it's fucking inedible

>>12540713
It's all fucking terrible dude. I went to one that looked super clean and well run the other day and the omelet was so oily and gross. It was cold too. I don't see why anyone bothers with Denny's anymore, it's not like it's that cheap either.

>>12534604
We got one of those here in Australia, i've never had a burger that had zero flavor than when i had one at Union.

>>12536050
good post

>>12540716
24 hours and (relatively) consistent foods, same reason why people bother with waffle house.

>>12540797
waffle house at least you can get a waffle that is basically impossible for them to fuck up, and you can watch them make it. when I'm on the road I'll stop at a waffle house and get a waffle because I know it's a pretty safe choice.

i also get a kick out of the waitresses that have the voices of 30 year+ smokers:
>"hey sweetheart, what can I get you?"
>"you want any sides with that hun?"

>Lived in Minnesota for my whole childhood
>Get accepted to University of Kansas for college
>Move to Lawrence, KS
>Turn on TV and see nothing but Spangles commercials
>Really bad commercials, but ironically funny
>"$2.99, are they out of their minds?"
>Decide to try it out
>Order burger and Fry's
>Worst food ever

Never been disappointed in fast food until then. I was expecting 5/10 food and it was a 2/10. Why this place still exists is beyond me.
https://youtu.be/jADl2IiJcxE

>>12539769
I'm pretty sure it has to do with them trying to keep the $5 footlongs while trying to stay profitable. So they cut corners in every conceivable way at the expense of the quality and the staff. I've never seen more apathetic and unhappy employees. Subway is one of the very few places I have sworn off for life.

>>12540854
Jesus they couldn't even be bothered to make a decent commercial.

>>12536050
Thank you for sharing.

>>12540899
When I was a freshman in college 2 years ago I got free subway as part of my meal plan. That was the only time I ever ate there, and almost every time I felt sick afterwards. I knew a guy who worked there and he said that the meatballs and tuna are basically biohazards and to avoid them at all costs.

>>12527074
Taco Bell

>>12527074

In the US? Unironically Denny's. Don't talk shit about WaHo. It's based as fuck.

t. Bong

I tried to give the little hole-in-the-wall chinese place a shot and it was probably the most disappointing $20 I've ever spent. The rice was that cheap flavorless long-grained shit. The chicken was over cooked and heavily sauced to make up for lack of flavor. The service was basic, "YOU PAY GET OUT".

I won't be going back. I dunno what kind of beasts eat from this place enough to keep it open, but I'm sure they can't be human.

>>12534466
I have 2 really good ones near me but good lord are they a minority given how most of them are.

Nothing bad about a Waffle House

Welcome to the fuck Denny's thread (tm)
Sponsored by: Waffle House

>>12541367
Because Chinese buffets are actually run by slaveowners and their cooks are Chinese immigrants under the radar working as slave laborers.
Look it up.

>>12541431
I'd rather eat at the waffle house that's right next to me than eat at any Denny's

the dennys by my home is wonderful its a staple of the community

>>12541431
For me it’s Waffle House and Cracker Barrel. Denny’s food is not the good kind of shitty.

>>12527543
>skyline chili
there's your problem, should've went to literally any other chili place in/around cinci. It's all better than skyline.

>>12541426
>waffle house
>only one waffle based dish
epic

KFC. I think that place is disgusting.

I’m at the Cracker Barrel now

>>12543391
and what a step above that is

>>12535145
Denny's > Waffle Outhouse
Fight me

>>12545068
Depends on the specific Waffle House and Denny's. I think part of the appeal of the Waffle House is that if you think they are both shit, it's impossible for a waffle to be fucked up so you are always pretty safe.

>>12527074
I've been to Applebee's. I've been to KFC. But worse even than those is...the Miss Brunswick diner in Brunswick, Maine.
We were up in Maine visiting my aunt when I was 4 years old and even though this happened almost 25 years ago, I still remember it being absolutely vile.
>get franks-n-beans because I was a little kid and a lot of little kids like that shit.
>apparently it was obviously out of a can and poorly microwaved, I remember parts of it being cold and parts being scalding.
>two bites in, find a big ol' fly that I guess didn't survive the microwave.
>a few bites later: another big ol' fly.
>need to go to the bathroom, open the door, am traumatized by a cloud of flies that swarms out. Apparently I made one of my parents walk with me to the bathroom and stand outside in case I got attacked by flies.
>that night my entire family had baaaaaad food poisoning.
It's somehow still there, we haven't been back since though.

McDonald’s.

>>12544147
I do have to say it was tasty. I do not get the appeal of the chicken dumplings though. I got a side of them and do not see why they are so popular. The regular biscuits are awesome.

>>12545974
I love Cracker Barrel but possibly out of nostalgia. I almost always get meatloaf and slice of sourdough bread.

>>12546002
I would say for the off the highway stops it is just super consistent and reliable for me. I mean I pretty much know if I eat at Waffle House for breakfast and a Cracker Barrel for lunch or dinner I’m safe. Waffle House is kinda shit but in a good way, I mean I can not even spend five buck there and I leave full. Since I’m a burger from the city I usually leave a tip about as big as the cost of my waffle.

>>12543391
11 years or service

Denny's was okay when I was younger and had to go over the border to have it. Last time I had it was in Canada and it's was a fucking joke.

I also had a club sandwich and some other sandwich from a super shitty diner on a main Street in Toronto. It was so bland and dry.

The House of Sausage.

>>12545212
>it's impossible for a waffle to be fucked up
Too bad literally none of their breakfast platters come with waffles.

>>12539996
Anyone who cuts pizza like that deserves death

Worst place was the Chinese restaurant right next to a bar around the corner from my uncles house. I was house sitting for him one night and ordered Chinese. Fucking cockaroach in my fried rice. And the way his backyard was situated adjacent to the parking lot of the restaurant and bar late at night while trying to sleep I could hear the Chinese owners and the bar owners arguing all night in the fuckin parking lot. Don’t know how my uncles family lives like this

>>12546316
Was it just a bunch of dudes there or what?

When I visited Orlando, FL denny's was pretty disappointing but in England it has to be wetherspoons they fuck up so many things

I was a wee (morbidly obese) lad if 12 when Rainforest Cafe gave me a rack of ribs that still had all the plastic on it. It was under the sauce, and it was soft from being heated, so I got halfway through before I noticed.
Free food for the whole family that day, coupon for free food next time.
The free burger I got a few months later was raw (again, I was a ham hambeast as a child and didn't notice until it was mostly gone) and gave me near lethal shits.
I was so fucking retarded as a child.

It's a hard question to answer. I feel like I need three categories: bad food caused by niggers, bad ethnic food, and general bad food.

Bad food caused by niggers is ubiquitous and can happen anywhere. For example, certain pizza places near my dwelling will deliver 30-50% of the time, and have bullet holes in the restaurant (possibly in the pizza as well, if it's ever delivered). The McDonalds near my place has the cops called once or twice a day to remove fighting niggers. Sometimes they are the employees. Even setting aside these more extreme situations, any place primarily staffed by blacks is going to make cartoonishly obvious mistakes as a matter of course, like selling undercooked or completely uncooked food, using old ingredients, etc. So I feel like this category is more of a comedy category, even though technically my "worst restaurant experiences" are all at nigger-staffed eateries.

Ethnic food is another category that can win by technicality so it needs to be excluded. Chinese restaurants will simply poison their customers, or sell them dog/cat meat. Indian food restauranteurs notoriously have problems washing their hands (google it), and Indian food restaurants routinely have 2-3x the E. Coli infestations (for example, in the soda fountain) than non-Indian ones.

Having separated the niggers and miscellaneous types, I'd say my worst restaurant experience was an Italian restaurant that I suspect was a mob front. The food was the bare minimum you could expect from someone who just barely knows how to cook but is surprised at actually being asked to cook. Half the menu was off the menu, probably because they didn't expect to have to stock those ingredients.

>>12541601
who even goes to ohio? nothing of value there.
oh lets take a vacation to dayton!

>>12547885
Okay

Waffle House is objectively good. As with any place, your experience will vary. But I always get the all-star and it's just normal breakfast food which is hard to fuck up, as has been said. But they do it fast and good. Sunny side up eggs are always perfect, lightly cooked whites and totally runny yokes. Hashbrowns with onions and a little ketchup is amazing. Plain waffle is fucking amazing with extra butter and liberal syrup. Bacon is always crispy and chewy which is the only way it should be. And even the toast is toasted just right. Like I said it's definitely just standard breakfast food but they just do it so well as long as you don't stray into a poorly ran location. Ffs they make it right in front of you, 99% of chains don't do that and for good reason.

>>12548848

Lightly but fully* cooked whites I should say. I made it sound like they should be undercooked and I don't want anybody to think I would ever say that. Anybody.

>>12527091
dennys here also
I've boycotted them twice
I can't believe I gave them another chance after the first.
the first time they wouldn't give me over easy eggs on a special that gave a percentage to some charity. I walked out and vowed to never return
but then I was working road construction and the crew stayed in motels. they all decided on dennys for dinner. so I went.
when I poured my milkshake from the metal cup to the glass a big clump of ice cream came rushing from the bottom of the cup and splashing milkshake all over me and the table and food

>>12547885
I've been there for work (stuffshirt b2b IT garbage) and I can confirm the state has nothing of value.

I did date a girl from ohio once though and she was amazing in bed. No dirty talking, no moaning, bucking hips, trying to kiss me, panting, saying my name (fucking gross) or any other fucked in the head normie stuff. I could do what I wanted, and she wouldn't try to turn it into some kind of twisted psychodrama. No "what are you thinking about" after. No trying to suck my dick or do dumb shit she probably saw on a porno, like stick a thumb up my ass or jiggle her tits at me or bite (wtf? who came up with that biting shit?). In fact no annoying foreplay at all. I didn't have to eat her out. No need to wait for her to get wet because she wouldn't, and that's the best part, she was totally clean, and there was resistance in the right kind of way, I think you understand what I mean but if I say it it's going to sound kinda bad and I don't want to be misunderstood. The point is I could just pull aside whatever clothes were in my way, as little or as much as I felt like, and she wouldn't resist or try to "help" (the "helping" part is the worst). She wouldn't even even breathe hard, I'll bet her pulse rate didn't even change. When I was done she'd get up without a word, and clean herself up. She'd keep her mouth shut until I felt like talking. And not about my feelings or "what are we" or some stupid crap. It was perfect. Also she didn't have tattoos which is pretty hard to come by if I'm being honest.

All my life I thought sex was awful, awkward, and weird, until her. Unfortunately I broke up with her because I was stupid and all other women are terrible and want to "make love", and have fucked up epidermises, and their vaginas ooze like they've got the flu down there.

>>12548902
>I did date a girl from ohio
what town

>>12548935
Pepper Pike

>>12540280
get the fuck out of here, their mac and cheese and burgers are the shit. i will agree with you on the whole ambience though.

jack in the box

>>12534466
Buffets in general are trashy

>>12534602
I’m from NJ and ain’t never seen someone eat poutine, that shits canadian

>>12539996
Who would order anything that looks like that? I can feel the grease through the picture.

a restaurant in rural Indiana in a place called Oldenburg

I can't remember the name of the restaurant but it was like microwaved white bread with canned gravy sort of food

>>12549406
That sounds like 70% of rural Indiana restaurants.

>>12527074
Their food is basically poop

>>12527416
I like my eggs runny, my bacon crunchy and my grits cold.

>>12545269
Kek, I travel through Brunswick on the reg, will stop by and review.

>>12527543
>Wawa
eat shit
>every Greek diner ever
I've only been to two and they were pretty good. I sure as shit don't trust them though

>>12549412
You must have a bad one because it’s the best Tex-mex chain I know of

>>12531342
>soup cylinders
Soup shouldn't come from a damn cylinder, it should be made in a pot

>>12527543
>every Greek diner ever
Those places are cheap and amazing, have some fucking respect

>>12548902
Did you replace her with a sex doll later

>>12537314
I live in texas and I hate whataburger with a passion

I would much rather have in n out or Chicago deep dish pizza

>>12537375
What a stupid bitch. God bless the memory of your father. Eat Giordano's every day retard.

>>12549081
At least I can get a steak and halfway decent fake tacos at golden corral

Chinese buffets just aren't worth it unless you love slightly drier sesame chicken, fried whole fish and undercooked rice noodles

Every single one has the atmosphere of somewhere from the Backrooms. I went to one where one of the cooks was on a treadmill mean-mugging me from across the room.

applebees. I couldnt stomach the food

>>12545068
>>12545212
At waffle house you can see the kitchen, the eggs, everything. When you walk in, you know exactly what you're going to get.

>>12549106
We call it disco fries over here, homie

>>12534602
Don't worry Cletus. We don't hate you back, just pity you. Your sky-high BMIs, rock-bottom IQs, disgusting, cartoonish accents, and hideous culture can only be looked upon with a sympathy a northern intellectual can provide.

Thank you for continuing to send all young southern boys like yourself overseas to die for Israel. It really does help negate the damage you do to our national IQ score.

>>12534491

I ate there a lot and never got sick.

The restaurant that was in an old 707 in Heliopolis near the Cairo airport. It was terrible. It was still there in 2002, I think. I hope it's gone now.

>>12527074
Indian restaurant in Helsinki, that later turned out to have cooked chicken out of refrigerators that had failed.

I found that out when I called them while shitting my guts out in the worst 2day diarrhea Ive ever had.

Fuckers had the gall to offer me a free meal there.

I hate Indians and Indian food thereafter.

>>12539611
Funny you say that, because my WaHo is in a remote town in TN. No blacks, no 3am gun violence, just itinerant truckers and good grease. Can't relate to 90% of the stories on this site besmirching the fine name of WaHo.

>>12535944
Vad säger du?! Sibylla är fan nice

>>12527074
I only have positive restaurant experiences :)

>>12539996
i made the drive from st louis to nashville at 1 am with a buddy and he insisted on stopping at imo's before we left and by the time we got back the crust had turned to cardboard, the cheese was stone cold and it was still somehow no worse than when we got it
fuck "st louis style" pizza

>>12533874
>stick its dick in its own hermaphroditic vagina
triggered

>>12528987
Second Jack in the Box, I don't remember what I ordered but I do remember making a mental note to never eat at one again.

Taco Bell

Prison tier food, disgusting taste, shits out in no time. Why would anyone ever eat anything from there?

>>12527074
I bought an bacon, egg, and cheese from Waffle House and that was pretty fucking bad. If you fuck that up you need help

>>12527092
Denny's wasn't awful, like, 10 years ago, but every time I tried recently the food tastes of and DESTROYS my stomach.

>>12527074
White Castle - The burgers literally smell like shit and crinkle cut fries are the worst.

>>12547885
What the fucking fuck did you just say about Cedar Point bitch?

>>12527074
Stopped at a horrible restaurant in rural Slovenia. Had pasta bolognese. Can't remember what it tasted like only that it was horrifying.
For anyone wondering I was on a roadtrip to Croatia, live further north

>>12533874
I actually like their waffles tho

>>12527074
Endless shrimp at red lobster. They had a handful of over cooked dishes that they served one at a time in a tiny dish, I couldn't even get full with how slowly they brought it our, and they were crappy dishes with more noodles and shit than the pathetic overcooked shrimp.

>>12552487
Spicy chicken sandwich from crack in the box made me piss out of my ass

Some vegan restaurant in Waterloo. They only had vegan food.

>>12527092
Definitely Denny's
No flavor at all, everything is dry as fuck

Popeyes, its overhyped shit.

Have had it twice and I ended up scraping the coating off and throwing the skins away.
I was excited but was disappointed.

>>12534604
The customer base shown in that pic makes the quality level quite clear

Five guys. Took three bites, threw it away, got food poisoning and threw up violently in the middle of finals. I kept leaving the class to shit and vomit, on my third trip to the bathroom my teacher walked in yelling that he knew I was looking up answers on my phone, only to find me covered in vomit and do a 180 out the door.

White castle in times square. I was the only white person in there. They must have spit in my food.

>>12527074
there's a chain of restaurants called the Huddle House

it's like their business model is "lets's do everything Waffle House does, only not as good" if you can believe it

last time i went to one i ordered buffalo wings - they were hot on the inside but cold at the bone - the waitress seemed really indifferent about the situation

never have returned

>>12527074
wendy's by my house
its run by a bunch of niggers
they asked me to pull up and they'd bring the food out.
i sat there for 10 min, they had totally forgot about me, plus forgot fries

>>12539458
the health department flat out closed the Boston Market in Colorado Springs back around 2001

it hadn't been there very long but they racked up a pretty horrendous score

>>12555583
Arby’s in the US
Humpty’s in Canada
Wimpy in the UK
Mos Burger in Japan
Domino’s in continental Europe

All absolute shit.