/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>contains: crustaceans

>>12523795
how could anyone finish a 32oz shake?
life was so much better when I could just run in to any gas station and pick up pic related

That's amazing and I bet it tasted amazing

>>12523795
>38g protien
>2600 calorie
>208% daily fat
HOW
WHAT BLACK SORCERY DID THEY USE TO MAKE THIS.

Anyway obligatory mention of THE FUCKING VOLCANO MENU

>>12523882
>THE FUCKING VOLCANO MENU
My nigga. But you just reminded me how much i fucking miss this.

>>12523795

How could it have so much salt?

This was just a novelty right, like you would throw 2/3 of it way?

>>12523942
tasted exactly like a mcdonalds cheeseburger

>>12523795
it should be illegal to discontinue food. people rely on it for survival.

>>12523795
Why did it have to end like this ;__;

>>12523809
Came here to post this.

>>12523795
>3 Servings
>Over 7,000 calories for the whole thing

Holy shit! Seriously, would you die from consuming that many calories at once or does the body absorb a couple thousand before it gives up and just shits the rest out?

>>12523795
>2600 calories
>208% total fat
>111% total carbs

I honestly wish I tried one of these just once. I'm so curious if it's good.

>>12523795
>3 servings
>2,600 calories per serving
>7,800 calories altogether
I may die but I would try it.

I miss Pizza Hut twisted crust pizza.

>>12523809
>>12524110
carrageenan is a thickener commonly used in milkshakes which originates from seaweed. seaweed itself can hold shellfish allergens picked up from being in the ocean.

garibaldis made in usa. you can get a british one, pretty much he same, im just whining for no reason. named after the founder iif modern Italy. its a really good cookie.

>>12523795
>3 Servings
So is each large cup a serving or is there three servings per large cup?

>>12524086
I miss the almond-chocolate and cookies and cream ones too. The cookies and cream one especially.

>>12523795
>contains crustaceans
w-what

If you drink the whole thing (the whole 3 servings) you just drank over 1 1/2 lbs of sugar. Diabetes express

>>12524226
From experience you end up having a valcano out your ass for days. Dont over eat, you will regret it

What the fuck I never noticed it was 3 servings and the nutrition data only accounts for 1 serving. Am I reading this right? Is it actually 7800 calories for the whole thing?

>>12523795
WOW! THIS THREAD 300x a day!
Is this robo shit just like the shill threads?

>>12523795
I will never not be made that this was a limited time item.

>>12525050
smokehouse shill robot right on time

>>12525052
>smokehouse shill

anon, its been gone for two years.

>>12523882
135 grams of fat = 1215 calories
333 grams of carbs = 1332 calories

>>12524226
>>12524284
no, its 2600 altogether, one serving is 830 cal

>>12523795
How much do get paid to shill this marketing crap day by day?

>>12525060
So its right on time, just as the other shill bots are. Did you have a point to make?

>>12525082
Who hurt you?

>>12523795
might aswell drop this here

>>12523795
I just noticed that it's 3 servings of 263g of sugar apiece. Holy fuck, thought it was just the one.

>>12523851
P.B. Crisps

It fucking hurts, bros
I want delicious gimmicky chewing gum flavors again
No more FUCKING FRUIT MASHUPS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12523795
>Amount per serving
>Calories 2600
>3 servings
Do Americans really drink this?

>>12525132
that root beer float flavor AAAHHHHH

>>12523882
That's just 1 serving, there's 3 servings

Wish they'd bring back the old Coke Zero over here. The new one's alright, but it's a bit too sweet for my liking. Always felt like the original was more carbonated, and had more of a "bite" to it like regular Coke does. Plus the black can was sexy as hell.

Still available in New Zealand, but hard as hell to find imports of it online.

>>12525105
Wtf 262g is that little? I must have that much every day.

>>12523795
Sara Lee desserts.

>>12524318
Thanks anon. Thats a pretty cool tidbit

>>12525067
It says per serving so it is 7000+ cals

>>12523795
Why did they stop? Why did they fucking stop?
The best flavour of crisps ever.

>>12524226
I’ve had that thing before. It tastes amazing. But it makes you feel really tired later

>>12524278
Yes it’s amazing

>>12523851
just keep sucking LOL ask yo mama LMAO

>>12526646
That thing was awful

>>12526652
I’m sure you’d rather eat the new cheeto sandwich instead, faggot

>>12526646
>all meat
How did they make cheese and mayo out of meat?

>>12526658
What?

>>12526661
milk, eggs, and fat are kind of like meat

>>12526099
really? Everyone I know hated it

>>12523795
why did they discontinue these??? fuck this gay earth

>>12525695
I remember those

>>12526646
It'll keep coming back for limited runs. It's KFC's McRib at this point.

>>12527025
Get Cape Cod

>>12523851
Maybe share it with a girlfriend, however this is 4chan and girlfriends are likely very mysterious to you folk.

>>12524056

how about you discontinue your life

>>12527099
these and kettle are the best potato chips hands down

>>12525695
Why did they discontinue these I bought then weekly

>>12524402
are you retarded

>>12523795
chili cheese burrito from taco bell
miss that shit like a pain

>>12526401
wut dude that includes the bowls weight.

>>12527600
>what is taring a scale

Wendy's Homestyle Chicken strips were HEAVEN and the best tendies money could buy

their new strips suck because fast food places everywhere took the crispypill and are breading them way too much

unironically very good

>>12523795
>3 servings
>at 2600 calories per serving

Dear god, you could feed a small family for a day with one of these.

>>12527732
>>12526597
>>12526592
>>12524226
i had one, i didnt think it was as good as i expected it to, found it too over powering.

>>12527600
I mean, I'm, not proud of it, but I can't have a productive day without a cuppa coffee, which means about half that.

>>12527494
i feel the same way with the volcano menu

Similar, my parents used to let me get it when I was a little fat boy in middle school.

It was fucking good, probably because I was pretty much drinking liquid fat.
Also
>56 grams protein

So sticky.

>>12527494
Brother, there are still some places in the US that have it, unlike based Volcano. There's a website for this.

Behold, fetuses!

>>12523795
Americans unironically ate this "thing" for years and no one batted an eye.

>>12527600

you blow in from retard town, anon?

>>12525132
Fuck. I had that my freshman year of college. Used to chew that while playing Dark Souls.

>>12525105
In other words, 20 of the 36 ounces are pure sugar.

>>12526592
No shit, that amount of ice-cream should start a spontaneous cryogenic coma.

>>12523795

>>12525132
I really miss those. All the flavors were delicious, I especially liked cinnamon roll and apple pie.

>>12523851
I want

>>12525695
I remember getting a pack of these, I thought they would be the best sweet snack ever. but I thought they were bad
I was so disappointed

>>12523795
The trifecta of salt sugar and fat. It’s irresistible. It’s lovely. Everyone has to have it.

It's summer again so it should be back, right? RIGHT?!?!?

>>12526646
This was a very based sandwich

I bet everyone missed this

>>12528837
Yummies

The Thigh & Slaw (Pita for me) option at Nando’s. Not sure if you can get it anywhere else but it’s discontinued in Australia and that was the tastiest thing on the menu

I have a vivid, specific memory of having an Arch Deluxe from McDonald's in the late 90s. I realize it's just a burger and I could re-create it at home. But i can't go back in time and experience that again. That thought and that memory make me really miss my childhood and what my life used to be

Good night sweet prince

>>12528747
No that's a winter drink. Summer Pepsi has two different flavors this year: mango and blueberry

>>12523795
It was so much better than the shitty orange Fanta that it was replaced by.

i remember eating this for dessert every time i went to chilis and i still miss it today

The entire Wendy's salad bar.

>>12528662
That sounds real comfy

>>12527494
Me too. It's been over 20 years since I've had one. The pain never goes away.

>>12525897
wh...

>>12528747
These probably won't be back for quite a while, chief.

>>12528837
I do. But I think the new Berry Pepsi does taste pretty close to this stuff though.

>>12523795
Vanilla coke. It was never the same after they got rid of it here 10-15 years ago. It did return, but now it only seems to be vanilla coke zero

>>12523809
I laughed my fucking ass off

Discontinued in my country anyway

Haven't been to Taco Bell since they got rid of the volcano burrito

>>12528747
it was a 3 year span last time, between 2015 to 2018.

so unless pepsi wants to pull a fast one and get my money, we probably won't see it for another few years

>>12526099
The new one is terrible. It changes taste after like 15 minutes of being open

>>12532436
I can still taste it :(

Last time I saw these were in 2011 yet they keep that disgusting tropical fruit shit.

>>12523873
why does he look so... strange?
I know the im gonna get is drugs but like, I can't even pinpoint why he looks so weird, and how would drugs make him look like that?

>>12523795
>there are roughly 3500 calories in 1 lb of body fat
>one of these will make you gain 2lbs

>>12523882
>>12523795
The WORST part is that there are 3 goddamn servings in the shake, and each is 2600 calories. How the fuck do you even make something that calorically dense? It boggles my mind and turns my stomach

>>12523795
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!

>>12534016
Well there are 263g of sugar per serving and a pound is 454g so each one of those is almost 2lbs of sugar.

ITT: angry fat fucks longing for processed lard and sugar

>>12534071
all i want is my fucking gum

>>12527099
cape cod is rotten baboon ass compared to these

>>12534016
no it says 2600 per 32 oz
the cup is 32 oz
the serving size is "3 servings" because it's a large. a small would likely be a single serving, a medium would be 2.
retarded wording doesn't magically make ice cream more calorically dense than gasoline

>>12525067
You are a retard

>>12523795
>an entire litre of milk
>plus I assume a packet of oreos
>and cream
jesus christ

>>12534016
that can't be right.. a tiler of milk is about 600 calories and an entire kilo of sugar is about 4000. Obviously that's not going to have a kilo of sugar in it so it must be a mistake in the way the values are written in.

>>12535063
its litre filtered?
liter
litre

>>12535069
apparently not i'm just a retard

Sigh.

>>12527995
one time in middle school i ate an entire tin of these during class. got very queasy and completely lost my taste for them altogether.

>>12527384
i have a gf (male) OwO

>>12525132
was the best novelty gum. was thoroughly surprised to see the mint chocolate chip still existed though at my local walmart.

>>12534277
Good flavor

>>12523795
imagine someone drinking it and dies after 5 minutes because of sugar overdose
thankfully i dont live in america

>>12528308
aren’t these just combos?

>>12528991
they have these in australia

>>12527494
Taco bell had a BBQ bacon quesadilla like 18 years ago that I still think about.
Someone should open up a restaurant that exclusively sells items taco bell gave up on.

>>12523795
I'm gonna be "that guy" and point out that this shake doesn't actually have this many calories. I searched high and low for numbers to confirm this, and so far I haven't found anything other than a news article 10 years ago that claims those are the nutritional facts. In fact, looking on their website at the nutritional info for the shakes, none of them even come close to this.
https://www.baskinrobbins.com/content/baskinrobbins/en/nutritioncatalog.html?scrollto=BVG-055
I highly suspect that either the shake was changed in the past decade to be less bad, or the numbers in OP's pic are made up

>>12526559
It also says one serving is 32oz. Are you telling me that's a 96oz shake? Use your fucking brain asshole, it's a typo.

>friend owns a bar for local craft beers, sells me pitchers and growlers for bare minimum when he wants to get rid of a keg
>Find an great amber ale with mulled spices
>Gets discontinued
>find a cheap beer aged in tequila barrels that I like
>Gets discontinued
>Switch to a porter that isnt chocolate or coffee or milk, just a dry dark beer
>Gets discontinued
Started drinking bud light since every brewery I drink from goes under 6 months later

>>12526559
>>12524226
>>12524284
>>12525897
>>12534016
retards who can't read labels. no wonder americans are so fat

>>12526658
>>12526666
checked

>>12527440
Miss Vickies

>>12528747
i've seen it here in montreal. still havent tried it.

>>12535767
Shut up man we can't make fun of it if you bring "facts" into this

This fucking guy right here. Fuck you Mcdonalds

>>12535767
>I highly suspect that either the shake was changed in the past decade to be less bad
The thread's about discontinued food, anon.

>>12524541
The thick wax coating on them was so satisfying to grate off with your teeth.

>>12536141
ohhh shit! i remember those

>>12536035
Why are Cheetos so fucking popular in fast food gimmick shit nowadays?

>>12535893
A lot of beers are seasonal or one offs.

>>12536141
For me, it was the Arch Deluxe.
It was peak burger. Nothing has ever surpassed it.

>>12528837
They still sell it in Malaysia or Thailand. I had it over there. Can’t remember where.

>>12527468
I heard it had something to do with the nutritional content of it, something like it having way to many trans fats and they couldn't find a way to reduce them without altering the taste or texture so they just canceled them