/ck/ - Food & Cooking

molly the fat titty monster bein a bitch lmao

>>12521463
huh.

I was along for the ride cause claire is kinda cute and I like her hips, but god this shit sucks to watch. 2 minutes in and it's just these fuckers thinking they're better than me

>>12521499
>molly
>fat titties

Are you blind?

>>12521528
she dresses down bud, she's got bigguns

bon apetit and first we feast just make me angry. i can't watch it

>shade of mauve
>puke orange
Dumb bitch tryna use fancy words don't know shiieeet.

>>12521463
i prefer munchies test kitchen desu.

>>12521463
WOW!!! I LOVE THESE VIDEOS!
SPEND $500 TO MAKE A STARBURST OR BUY ONE FOR A DOLLAR!!!

>>12521539
proof?

does she do blacked porn? if not cringe and dilatepilled.

Claire is my beautiful mommy bear.

>>12521566
Whats this bitches name? Also why do you post this in every BA thread

>>12521635
she's from munchies test kitchen, i post her because she has better tits than claire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b4uIUTIYbY

>>12521643
>Bao Bao
wtf. But yeah she's hot af. I remember watching that video now, didn't rub one out at the time but might change that

>>12521602

>>12521729
Good lord, I wanna fondle those dough balls

BA got too big too fast after brad took off and now they're trying too hard to stuff as much fanservice into every vid so they just get longer and longer

>>12521803
forty minutes. fuck I don't want to watch BA for forty minutes

Their normal recipes are really good. Is this attention whoring just the only way to get ahead in 2019?

>>12522058
>Their normal recipes are really good.
This is true. I'm probably going to try and make this later in the month:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2XpKKAx5yo
>Is this attention whoring just the only way to get ahead in 2019?
Most likely, look at the views (in the millions) their more popular series get in just a few days, that's probably good advertisement that they can then fold back into the BA magazine and test kitchen.

>>12521499
>>12521539
>>12521729
>>12522021
>>12521767
Based and Mollypilled

used to be able to just watch a couple before going to sleep
now I have to plan my day around these hour long monstrosities

>>12521463
>40 minutes

>>12522058
>Is this attention whoring just the only way to get ahead in 2019?
Yes, and the fact that Brad and Claire can actually cook has very little to do with their videos popularity.

>>12521463
I think this is the first vid where she actually fails at making a decent version of a junk food. I can't believe with all the resources they must have they couldn't make a decent starburst.

>>12521463
I give the chick props for having a skunk line in her hair, but can't stand listening to her voice.

>>12522685
Chick doesn't know about chemical engineering, lol.

>>12522697
I can't stand her fake laugh to make herself seem fun and "cool" even when she's bitching about everyone around her.

>>12522722
And clearly her colleague doesn't know about Pavlov's dogs, and she tries to make a point to embarrass her.
>Hey goy, I learned about Pavlov's dogs in Psychology 101, I'm smart now.
lol

How many BA test kitchen employees do you think you could take out before they overpowered you? I'm thinking I could at least get 7. Obviously Brad poses the biggest threat but if I started with him early I think I could get pretty far.

>>12522784
Andy seems scrappy, I bet he's weirdly competent in a fight despite his size.

>>12522791
True, its been referenced several times that he's a gym rat too

>>12522685
The ratios of liquid to sweeteners as well as slight variations in both cooking temperature and duration all result in radically altered end products when you are dealing with anything in the taffy family. It's worse than tempering chocolate because the wait time to see if it sets up to the right texture you are targeting is much longer and because you can always remelt out-of-temper chocolate and start over whereas if you screw up soft/hard candy making, everything has to be trashed and restarted from scratch.
Sugar is serious business.

ugly, fat, greying jew

>>12522832
Fascinating.

>>12521643
>>12521566
>flat faced asian bitch
low T detected

>>12521463
They really have to stop doing episodes with one component candies like this, skittles and twizzlers. It's boring to watch her just make taffy.

>i've never eaten starburst before in my life i swear!

>>12521463
bunch of kikes...

>>12522685
She made good now or laters.

It's pretty astonishing that after all the schools, courses and books they all, and Claire especially, seem like surpassable with 2-3 months of trying from a non-culinary trained human.

holy shit that thicc hawaiian girl in Brad's latest vid

>>12521566
>man face slant
Your yellow fever is embarrassing you

>>12525063
I mean Claire didn't know how to temper chocolate, she obviously hasn't gone to any sort of culinary school. That's 101 stuff.

>>12521463
nasty and fat jewess cow fuck off

>>12522797
Do you not see his muscles? Dude is swole AF

>>12521463
I've never seen this before but wow that chick is so cock thirsty. How can people work around her and that guy all day? That shit was unbearable

i want claire saffitz to kiss me on the forehead

>>12522733
The line was clearly scripted. Come one.
>You know like pavlov's dog
>I've never met him

You could almost hear the laugh track. BA is basically a cooking sitcom.

mommy :)

>>12526664
Carla is clearly the mom.

>>12526669
>clearly the Grandma
FTFY

Gabi is Grandmas sister, Molly is Mommy and Claire is Janice from The Sopranos

>>12521603
Kill yourself, do that challenge