/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12519569
have you ever made a thread that wasnt complete shit before? i think you should kill yourself

>>12519569
no; don't know, don't care

This that Russian girl from 40 day fiance or something?

>>12519573
I have not sir

>>12519573
Everybody knows /b/ is leaking
>>12519575
Mikayla Peterson? Jordan's daughter

>>12519587
>brown hair
>brown eyes
I can imagine the incel over at /pol/ giving her a pass because of her pops

>>12519616
lol bruh she's objectively better than average I don't even think she's great looking I just think because of who she is it might catch peoples eye and read my post.
idk some see or did see JP as a provocateur

>>12519631
she's on a carnivore diet, think they both are, and literally only eats meat?
That's /ck/ related?
idk I was watching a yt video about vitamix quiet blenders and the lady said mouth feel and it made me cringe so hard I had to make a thread about it
thank you all for participating I'll see myself out now

>>12519631
Not so much provocateur as a hack. But he deprives fatherless beta-incels of millions every year, so good on him.

>>12519569
Who says mouth feel? Isn't texture the term people normally use?

>>12519698
Consistency maybe? ya?

>>12519698
Texture is only one aspect of mouthfeel, though.

>>12519723
>can't tell if srs
Are you the guy? are you one of the ones? Mouthfeel? fucking mouthfeel?

>>12519791
You've been complaining all this time about the word without ever stopping to learn what it means. Have you ever wondered what makes you act this way?

Moisture, brittleness, viscosity are also contributing factors. There are many more. The balance of all these components in unison is what is meant by mouthfeel.

>>12519569
What's actually wrong with saying it? You're just crying without giving any substance. Please elaborate. It's a pretty straightforward term

>>12519819
Like how it feels in your mouth? Mouthfeel?

>>12519819
Like how's the mouthfeel? The mouthfeel is moist, creamy and delicate. Or for short: How's it taste?
Moist, creamy and delicate.
I bet you incorrectly use latin in daily conversation in an attempt in vain to sound smart.

>>12519833
Its le not mature xD

>>12519698
Trannies say mouthfeel.

>>12519569
I bet her titties have a good mouthfeel

I'm starting my own new one. Mouthfeelings. Ooooh this excites my mouthfeelings! This makes my mouthfeelings happy! omjesus guis!
fuckin suck a cack

>>12519991
I'll bet her butthole does.

>>12520010
That all beef diet must do wonders for the mouthfeel of her butt hole rim

>Mouth feel

do you mean "Texture"?

people are always trying to reinvent the wheel.

>>12520025
Not what it means. Sorry. Return to school, study harder, then come back and try again.

>>12520020
Yep. Probably gets a serious workout passing turds with no fiber. I'll bet it's thick and muscular.

>>12520026
It serves my purposes well enough, perhaps you should try eating that sausage instead of fucking yourself in the ass with it, you pretentious hipster fuck

>>12520031
I very rarely eat sausages, and never engage in anal stimulation. I don't mind if all you want to talk about is texture. I only mind when you complain that other people talk about other things.

>>12519981
Epic!

>>12519569
people that say "unironically" should be raped to death.

>>12520028
just imagine the smell

>>12520028
is a thick, muscular anus desirable?
should i switch to a more anus-focused diet? bulking the muscles in my butthole?

>>12520033
I don't care about your sexual habits, or what you do or do not shove into your digusting maw, but your posts ooze snobbery and you can take your fake civility back to your wife's boyfreind, you back peddling limp wrist

>>12520042
>is a thick, muscular anus desirable?
I'm an assfiend, and I think so.
Do kegel exercises if you want a stronger bootyhole. Messing with diet might just cause hemorrhoids.

>>12520042
I like a T H I C C sphincter

>>12520039
You mean unironically raped to death

>>12519569
>Does anyone ever use the phrase mouth feel unironically?
yes
>If you do do people think you should kill yourself?
all the time

>>12520028
H O T
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i say texture, mouthfeel sounds faggy

>>12519569
Mouth feel good

>>12520002

mouthfeeling
maybe mouth feels is best

>>12520042
>is a thick, muscular anus desirable?
This is my fetish.

>>12519569
do you say unironically irl?

>>12519569
>that little blue vein on her left titty
This pleases the penis

>>12519569
Smoke a bowl and eat some Combos and then tell me mouth feel isn't a real thing

>think about /ck/ for the first time in years
>come back to look at cute pictures of food
>get this thread instead

thanks, co/ck/s

>>12520846
/ck/ is now about arguing whether hot sauce is for reddit soyboys

>>12520846
fuck off then. cunt

>>12520044
well said. fuck OP. texture is a fine way to convey the message.

>>12519569
When I talk to retards, I say texture; ehen I talk to intelligent, knowledgeable foodies, I say mouthfeel. When you attempt to communicate, you have to recognize whether your audience are mouthbreathers or enlightened.

You dumb white faggots worshiping frumppy fuggos is why ugly white women feel so entitled & think they're hot shit.

OPs 'hot' white girl is basically meg griffin. lol

>>12521099
t. angry non huwhite who got turned down by white women throughout his life

>>12521099
yeah, OP is shit taste tier. that bitch is plain as fuck.

>>12521112
t.triggered white fuggo begging for people to tell her she's pretty

You should kill yourself for doing anything at all jew faggot nigger kike cluck soi shill fucker. JEW FAGGOT FUCK NIGGERT SHIT

>>12520044
Based

>>12519569
nah every one that has a minimum of vocabulary says texture

>>12521305
that makes sense, if you have a minimal vocabulary you'll be less likely to use words accurately

>>12519616
why would people pass up bad genetics

>>12519616
>/pol/
>liking peterstein
>ever
>giving a pass to his HIV+ daughter
kys reddit trash

>>12521705
are you new here by any chance?

>>12519569
Can we get this dadbod tranny off the front page PLEASE

>>12519569
One of the few cases its really applicable is dick. The texture of a flaccid penis versus a hard one is unchanged, the skin on the outside is the same. But a boner feels much different in your mouth than a soft dick does, the mouthfeel changes.

>>12519819
> Unironically expecting intelligent or informed dialogue on 4chan.

>>12519569
i'd suck the farts out of her ass.

>>12519569
>unironically
I do use this to filter idiots using that term.
That's because you care so much.

>>12523037
I'd suck her farts out of your mouth

>>12519631
>Objectively better than average
Go outside.