/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12514162
Dating culture is dead now they just fuck

>>12514162
>inviting a grill to a steak house

>>12514162
Young men hook up on Tinder/Grindr. Sophisticated elderly men, like myself, might treat that special woman with a nice steak and a glass of Chianti.

Now listen here faggot. Just because youre moms friends call you sweet, that doesnt make you an expert on modern women. In fact, your most likely the oposite: someone who judge every girl you see based on the cunny threads on /b/. Someone whos view on girls has nothing to do with their interests or character but how big tits they got and how much make up they put on. Good luck ever getting layed son. You will never know how it feels to be loved

>>12514179
is this a bot?

>>12514162
Young men jack off all day and night in their rooms

Putting out copious amounts of semen not knowing that they are the first generation to be masturbating so hard well past their teenage years, and nobody knowing what the long term effects of that are

We are sailing towards a bright future

>>12514162
I did, but only once. She invited a couple of her friends to crash the date halfway through and she spent the rest of the meal trying to push me off on one of the other 2 females. Fucking almost had to pay the $380 bill on top of that.

>>12514162
No. But old men go to young persons concerts and spoil the vibe for everybody else.

>>12514197
>getting baited this hard by a fraudulent TEDx talk given by con artists selling "porn detox counselling" bullshit

>>12514199
>had to

>>12514221
I dont watch ted talks young man

Why dont you go cum some more, youre getting irritable

>>12514197
What evidence is there of this? It was a taboo topic of conversation for most of history. Have young men been keeping secret logs of their masturbation?

>>12514232
Not that anon but it makes sense to me
Men married younger back in the day, or should i say men are marrying later than ever in history right now. They picked a wife and beset their aggravation on her in the bedroom, and popped out a bunch of shithead kids. Way different than now.

Masturbation has been around since dawn of man. If I recall, in the scripture it said something like this: The Serpent said to Adam: If Eve reject you and wont allow you to to enter her abdomen, you are entitled to take those pleasures into own hand.

I take guys to nice restaurants when relationship starts to develop beyond just casual fucking to actually dating. I never go to steakhouses though.

>>12514258
Oh dear. A faggot, in my thread.

>>12514255
No serpent ever spoke to Adam in canonic scripture.

>>12514174
Then she comes home and fucks us some more, boomer cucks BTFO

>>12514174
I took out my nieces best friend when she turned 19. Nice wine, good food, blowjob later. Little weird so we just flirt now.

>>12514162
Modern womyn would never fuck you after being raped with the image of you shoving dead cow into your disgusting maw.
Get woke

>>12514258
So you always without question fuck first than try to grt to know them? Gays are interesting because while Im not into butthole, there is something to be said about 2 guys directing traffic instead of woens illogical shit getting in the way.

>>12514174
Ah, nothing like having an old friend for dinner...

Nobody is taki lng your fatass anywhere, Brenda.

>>12514221

>t. pathetic porn addict

No white woman is worth taking out to a nice dinner like a proper steakhouse.

>>12514459
I agree. But also I want to marry an Indian and they're mostly Hindus who won't eat beef anyway.

>>12514467
American-born Indians don't give a fuck

>>12514179
Women lack the compassion and mental facilities to actually love anyone outside of themselves, it's foreign to them to care about any human being other than themselves.
>InB4 duh children
Women see their children as an extension of themselves that's solely why mommy liked you, men who stick around for their children truly love them for their individuality and who they are that's why fathers challenge and teach so you can grow while women coddle and baby, because the older you get the less you are just a part of them

Unlike half the autists on here I'm 20 and have been on real dates with about a dozen women. 4 were thots and the rest were respectable people like my current gf

>>12514162
keeper know there way around a rack of ribs anon

>>12514767
keepers*

>>12514197
Pretty sure we do know the effects of masturbation

>>12514232
No and if you find anything that looks like it might be a masturbation diary ITS NOT but please return it to me without reading it.

>>12514633
Shame your experience with your mother was so cruel

Women don't eat steak, wtf? You take her out for sushi. I'd rather go get a burger for a first date though. She needs to show she has enough confidence to eat something messy with her hands.

>>12514841
blindness, diarrhea and worst of all, inevitably homosexuality
it all stems from touching your own penis while looking at the peni of other men, then it progresses to traps and buttplugs, then bbc

No, something lighter instead. Sushi, tapas, that type of stuff. You don't want her to be over-full when trying to bed her.

>>12514258
If she fucked you on the first date, she fucked 100 other guys too and probably fucking someone while seeing you

>>12514849
>mom found the masturbation diary

>>12514162
I love steak but my gf hates it. None of the good steakhouses in my town have anything she likes (Basically chicken and cheese). I'm a wagie with no free time or other friends so I'm kind of fucked when it comes to eating steak out.
I-I just wanna steak.

>>12514267
who did you suck off?

I've never even been on a date before desu. Anyone else?

>>12515636
have sex

>>12514163
This. I regret ever trying to be respectful and honorable. I'd be better off now if I truly was the predator the world thinks I am.

>>12515780
have sex

Women don't eat steak anymore, just chicken and fish

I'm jealous of them young ones. Wish I could just hook up and fuck.
Now I have to pay good money for 30 mins for a skanky crack whore.

sure i take my girlfriend out to steakhouses all the time. i mean its a lil embarrassing when the waitress misgenders her, but i think she's just jelly of me being with a real woman.
My gf ordersa chichen caeser salad everytime, its like her goto totally. for me, its the biggest steak they have as rare as they can serve it to me. I gotta look like a real man everytime people must be so intimidated by me.
but long answer to your question, yeah we still go out.
oh for got to mention the breads i love those breads!!

>>12515453
>Hey Ton you hear that?

>>12515875
I think the point you were trying to make here behind all the strawmen is that steak shouldn't be served blue, to which I can only reply: get it done how you want, and stop caring about how others think of you, faggot

>>12517612
this is a good post, and I hope you have a good day poster-san.

>>12514239
>it makes sense to me
There's a reason you never see this phrase in serious academic papers.

>>12514162
last time i went on a date was 5 years ago and i just went to del taco. she paid

>>12514174
This is what American think sophistication is. Steak and chianti..

Why not just cook your own steak at your apartment for your date?

>>12517752
sucralose water, hfcs tomato sauce, burnt steak, shitty game. sad

>>12514174
>glass of Chianti

Whoa there stud... you don't wanna make her cream before you sign over the life insurance, bank account, and real estate.

>>12514904
sounds like a you problem

I've been masturbating to solo camgirls and literally still images of naked women for over a decade without ever feeling the need to watch some other guy fuck her

>>12514258
>Fuck first get to know each other later
Is this actually what it's like?

>>12517752
If you look at what your effort produced, I think you answered your question. Not to say it's any worse than what 90% of the faggots on this board could do, so there's that.

>>12514647
This. Shitty degenerates think their experiences in college in some american city speaks for the rest of the world.

>>12515832
CRACK
*sssip*
They don't make 'em like they used to.

>>12514174
>Chianti with steak