/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12512789
It's already going to give you a tapeworm, how could it get any worse?

Good luck. Salmon kisses heading your way!

>>12512789
>He served the salmon on aluminum folded over one thousand times on itself.
arigato, here is your $300.

Whatever you do don't overcook it. Serve it when it's still orangey in the middle or you'll have fucked it up.

>>12512792
Not if you properly cook it or cure it.
>>12512789
Make some graavlax. Cut the skin/fat off, take a bunch of salt and sugar, cover the salmon with it on a plate, cover with dill, pat it down and stick in in the fridge. Drain water every 12 hours and pat dry, take salt and sugar and dill off after a couple of days or when it's completely firm. Cover with fresh dill and slice thinly.

Shit's fantastic and so easy to make.

>>12512789
Cook in microwave on high for 3 minutes, season liberally with milk and pepper

>>12512789

That cut is weird AF, but you got this. My favorite is on foil/slab medium thin lemon slices on top of fillet. thin slices of butter on top next, then sprinkle with brown sugar. Grill until lightly done but fully cooked, should be soft and super tender.

A miso rub is one of my new favorite methods these days too.

>>12512792
>>12512816

Fucking salmon haters. Willing to bet they like catfish and live on the east coast. Garbage people.

This was the result. Forgot to post

>>12513480

>>12513480

>>12513480
Looks ok enough. Disregard the sad samefaggot above. Is that feta though?

>>12513518
>two people have the same opinion
>SAMEFAGGING!
Get gassed, friendo.

>>12513480
Looks fine to me

>>12513518
It is feta

>>12513518
are you OP? because that shit is disgusting cat food my man

>>12513547
>>12513518
The idea of eating feta with salmon makes me gag.

>>12513480
what the fuck dude

sneed

>>12513480

>>12513480
this is some next level shit
restaurant grade
"food so bad you just can't help but eat"

>>12513480
Yeesh OP all you had to do was not cook it until it turned white. What was your cooking method?

>>12513480
you microwaved it, didn't you

>>12512789
Looks farmed.

>>12513480
Get that feta out of there dude wtf

>>12513770
It is farmed
>>12513699
It's okay
>>12513763
Oven

>>12513844
I'd definitely try cooking it for less time or less heat next time but would still eat that.

>>12513480

>>12513480
Things like these is why i keep coming back to this board

>>12513480
HAHAH you fucked that up pretty bad
Looks like something I would do.
What are the herbs?

>>12513480
Put me in the screencap

>>12513480
joe rogan? is that you?

>>12513844
grill it next time. I cook it like searing a steak and it comes out great. Get a good bourbon marinade.

>>12513480
I wonder how that salmon would feel if it knew this is what its life would come to. It probably dreamed of being ripped apart by the jaws of a ravenous bear. But this is what happened.

>>12513480
Dude...

>>12513480

>>12512789
salmon is better when its smoked with flavoured wood.

then put in a salad.

>>12512789
I think you mean "how badly I can ruin this," anon.

>>12513480

>>12514286
>flavoured wood

>>12513480
wait is that all melted butter its resting in, mixed in with the feta? fucking overkill. The rest, including the feta is fine, weird but fine. Onions look soggy though, overcooked or oversaturated with water like you boiled them or something. Try making a basic sauce with the onions by sauteeing them next time instead of dropping a clump of now wet spices on top of the fish.

>>12513844
Grill it if you got one or sear it in a pan, way easier and alot better suited to what you were trying.

>>12512792
>>12512874
>>12513008
It's not salmon-haters it's people who want to save the Environment so they've been spamming Fishworms all over 4chan at least.
Overfishing means we need less consumption so they decided to come to an American-based tapeworm weaving board to scare white kids to stop eating fish.

Assuming the salmon was previously frozen, you shouldn't have to worry about worms. Also, as humans living in the 21st century, getting worms is incredibly insignificant. Just take some pills and enjoy fish in it's best form.

>>12513480
Buddy...

>>12512789
As soon as you add any heat it's ruined.
Raw salmon is best salmon.

>>12513480
How do you even get the idea of putting feta on top?

>>12514508
>tapeworm weaving board

>>12514037
Oregano and thyme

>>12514508
you aint kiddin, my roommate wont touch fish of any find, nor bananas. says its taste, i think its tapeworms and banana spiders. he has abs and snacks on candy or pop tarts just about every day. i stopped going to /fit/ shortly after learning about this.

>>12513480
>CHEESE
>ON FISH
Look at this man and laugh.

>>12516496

Grease/butter a tray, lay fish skin side down onto tray. Season with salt, pepper and rosemary and garlic and top with a few small tabs of butter. Toss into preheated 450 degree oven for 12-15 minutes. Pull out and put on plate. Optional sides include asparagus (that you can bake in the same tray as the salmon) and some slices of lemon to squeeze over the top.

Salmon is easiest fish in the world to cook.

>>12513480
What the fuck anon, did you ruin that fish on purpose ? The fish died so that you could eat it and you just had to fuck it up.

>>12513480
hey so i guess you're a degenerate! no hard feelings or anything im just trying to be in the screencap! haha.

>>12512789
Cover it in oil or teriyaki sauce and season it. Broil it skin side up for 5 minutes then flip it and cook for 4 minutes flesh side up.