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How do you go about making mashed potatoes in a garbage bag?

>> No.12508109

are you in prison?

>> No.12508113

>>12508109
No I am in a tight spot right now and I figured this may be the easiest way to make mashed potatoes

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>>12508104

>> No.12508115

Question, do you mean mash the potatoes in the bag or also cook the potatoes?

>> No.12508118

>>12508104
>>12508113
Do you still have access to boiling water, milk/cream and butter? S&P?

>> No.12508125

>>12508115
Mash the potatoes.

>> No.12508133

>>12508118
Yes I do

>> No.12508140

>>12508133
Put potatoes, butter milk/cream and salt and pepper in bag. Mash through bag.
Why am I replying to this nonsensical thread?

>> No.12508145

>>12508140
How do I mash theough the bag? Hands or should I use a heavy object?

>> No.12508177

>>12508145
Both? Hands, if you can stand the heat, otherwise, perhaps some sort of utensil? A book? A shoe or boot ought to work well.
Just keep in mind not to over mash them, or your mashed potatoes become gluey and overly starchy.

>> No.12508186

I’m gathering ingredients and will post results

>> No.12508187

>>12508177
Thanks I have the M part of an encyclopedia so that should work. actually I like them gluey so would 5-10 minutes mashing be good?

>> No.12508195

>>12508186
Interesting. Please do post results.

>> No.12508201

>>12508187
>5-10 minutes mashing be good
"Good" is objective in this case, but yes, they'll certainly be... pasty.

>> No.12508465

>>12508104
>put everything in the bag (milk, butter, potatoes, etc)
>twist the opening of the bag so its closed
>hold the end firm and smash it like an absolute madman against a wall or a table
>smash it at last 30 times
it will be perfect

>> No.12508525

>>12508104
how are you boiling the potatoes without something you could also mash them up in?

>> No.12508659

>>12508525
this. just get a fork or a cup or something and mash them without the bag, saves yourself a whole bag

>> No.12508670
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12508670

Boil them, mash them, then kill yourself and your family. Got it?

>> No.12508984

That you would even consider eating anything that’s been in a garbage bag, clean or not, is a sin of the highest order.

>> No.12509005

>>12508140
WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! ”Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT! I outsmarted you, nitwit. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy". WOW! Another reference I had to explain to you. I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.

>> No.12509020

If you put sour cream in mashed potatoes go fuck yourself.

>> No.12509175

>>12508104
You have to find a garbage bag big enough to fit your entire kitchen in, then pierce a hole for the door and make mashed potatoes in it following the instructions found in any recipe you find online.

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Update: I went to the store to get potatoes at an odd hour last night and there weren’t any. Will be going to the food bank sometime this week and will come back with results. Wish me luck

>> No.12510962

>>12509005
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?