/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12506991
Pink steaks are soybait.

>>12506991
i cant believe how shitty your food looks

>>12506991
yucky

>>12507000
>>12506995
i got it off google images. its not my steak but it does look perfect
>>12506993
are u kidding me?

>>12507000
I can't believe this got trips

>>12507011
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make a posr like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by making stupid posts that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>12507020
Nice copypasta, faggot.

>>12506991
It's even better if you let it rest first.

>>12507025
let it rest AKA let the meat get dryer and colder.

>>12507020
kek top copypasta

>>12507028
>let it rest AKA let the meat get dryer
Yes, because there's nothing juicier than a steak sitting in a pool of it's own fluids. Next you're going to say that carry over is fake news.

>>12507028
This is the dumbest post I've ever seen on this board.

>>12507068
>>12507088
Sorry to break it to you, but anthony bourdain and normie memes dont transcend the laws of thermodynamics.

>>12507208
You've never cooked. I can tell.

>>12507306
Youre retarded and so are people who let their steaks "rest". Enjoy your shitty dry cold steaks.

>>12506991

It's myoglobin, not hemoglobin.

>>12507020
Sure feels like summer

>>12506993
>>12506995
Can someone explain to me why we hate medium rare steak now?

>>12507208

Stop typing when you don't know a fucking thing.

>>12507350

Children live on 4chan, children hate blood because it's scary(even when it isn't blood). Kids are useless when it comes to knowing things.

>>12507350
only soyboys like medium rare

real men eat well done with ketchup like based trump

Go to a high dollar joint and order blue rare. You wont regret it.

>>12507352
Letting a steak rest only dries out the meat and reduces the temperature. If you have to let a steak rest, you dont know how the fuck to cook a steak. I get that you impress normies with your let it rest meme, but its complete bullshit.

>>12507373
>Letting a steak rest only dries out the meat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03h5T_tiyx0&t=4m40s

You can even test it yourself, you know shit

If you are worried about "cold steaks" serve it on a hot plate like most steakhouses or restaurants do.

>>12507373

Steak tenses up when cooked, when you let it rest it absorbs the sauce around it. Every dumb fucking idiot knows this. You're just playing for attention like a fucking child.

>>12507350
>Can someone explain to me why we hate medium rare steak now?
because it's popularity is ubiquitous. People they don't like, like medium rare steaks. Everyone likes medium rare steaks. Ergo, contrarianism demands they hate it
>>12507373
You're a moron. It's BECAUSE of the laws of thermodynamics you rest a steak. The Muscle Fibers contract when exposed to heat. This is due to a reaction of the protiens on a cellular level. This is also why a well done steak is dryer than a medium rare steak.

>>12507373

You nascent school shooters need to find a new occupation. Pick something else or you're going to get FBIed.

>>12507404
Those are some dry looking disgusting cold steaks. Thanks for proving my point. I'll take the one right off of the grill please.

>>12507452

It's fun being an attention gibble, isn't it? It's like pissing yourself on your own couch. You get to be human filth, but in front of people.

>>12507373
Don't listen to this disinfo fuck. This has to be a troll post because it does neither.

Resting a steak for a couple of minutes lets the muscle fiber relax and reabsorb the moisture and there are still chemical reactions happening even during resting that will often bring up the internal temperature.

>>12507469

Everyone knows this, we're just playing with a kid. Just let us toy with a kid.

>>12507465
The fact that youre so mad lets me know im right. Which i am.

>/fit/
>guys I ran and got tired!

>>12507469
Could you imagine being so fucking brainwashed and retarded to let a beautiful steak sit out for 12.5 minutes? You idiots dont belong in a kitchen.

>>12507475

No, it's fucking great. Keep posting please. Your shit is awesome.

>>12507481

I'm going to get passout drunk on your stupid shit. Please don't stop. My liver protests.

lets plot this out. we began to control fire and cook food maybe a half million years ago. that means our guts and tongue had enough time to evolve to work well with cooked food, primarily cooked meat over a fire. it kills any germs on the surface. you dont cook it all the way through, so its rare inside unless you pit barbecue it. so we are now genetically programmed to like sugar (from before we were human), and browned meat (oh wait it has sugar...), but with juices inside a lot of the time. so seared steak is genetically preferred by us.

>>12507481

Tell me what temperature you cook your steak at? (it's the only question I could think of).

You stupid assholes talk about steak but you can't even talk about cooking steak. How about you all fucking kill yourselves? Huh? Put up or shut the living fuck.. UP. I know you people are garbage, but you really proved it.

>>12507345
This, it's water + myoglobin, and tastes nothing like blood.

>>12507531

No shit. I know the taste of blood and I know the taste from a steak.

serfsef

>>12507776
>playing by the rules after you've gotten your certification
Kekkekekeke... Post that shit on the wall so the inspector thinks you play nice.

>>12507510
good reasoning, i like it

>>12507350
>we
Kill yourself.