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Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?

>> No.12506316

>>12506308
Fuck off, you’re not funny.

>> No.12506330

Fuck off, you’re not funny.

>> No.12506337

Fuck off, you’re not funny.

>> No.12506344

>>12506308
Fuck on, you're funny.

>> No.12506347
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12506347

>>12506308

>> No.12506349

Sod off, you ain't amusing

>> No.12506354 [DELETED] 

Get thee to a nunnery you cretinous oaf, thou art not amusing

>> No.12506362

Get thee to a nunnery thou cretinous oaf, thou art not amusing

>> No.12506373

you already made this thread in /fit/ fuck off chickenfucker

>> No.12506386

>>12506373
this
This is not how the chicken ended up on your dick is it?

>> No.12506394

>>12506308
Sorry about your thread anon. i thought it was kinda funny

>> No.12506412

>>12506394
It's OK, I got banned for another thread I posted so it all comes back around eventually.

>> No.12506428
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12506428

>>12506386
he posted this in the other thread

>> No.12506438

>>12506428
Looks like horse pussy t b h

>> No.12506464

>>12506428
Nah that one wasn't me.

>> No.12506483

>>12506464
Why lie,

>> No.12506487

>>12506483
Exactly, why? There's nothing to be gained from me lying.

>> No.12506502

>>12506487
There is. Maybe not for normal people like me. But yes there is, for no-lifes that get their kicks from manipulating anons.

>> No.12506538

>>12506502
You sound insane.

>> No.12506547

>>12506538
The truly insane always know true fear when they meet someone that understands the tricks their demons taught them. That is what i am. Not a demon, but a hunter of the insane. My job demands that I understand every wiring and conduit in the dried up brain of low lifes like you. Feeling a bit cornered? That's normal. I am your end after all.

>> No.12506556

>>12506547
Holy moly dude

>> No.12506723

>>12506547
>My job
shitposting on /ck/leddit?

>> No.12506819

>>12506723
>>My job
>shitposting on /ck/leddit?

>> No.12508529

>>12506438
damn, you're making me hungry for home cooking
>>12506308
Fuck on, you are funny

>> No.12509427

Get outta he'e, you ain't all that

>> No.12509511

>>12506308
piss off dumbass

>> No.12509546

you gave yourself salmonella dick retard

>> No.12509646

front page of reddit rn

>> No.12509916

>>12506428
Ponder the fragrance.

>> No.12509928

>>12506308
Bruh you got the GRIDs. look it up and may you RIP.

>> No.12510553

>>12506547
Based