/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12496448
fuck these threads

>>12496457
well youll be thrilled to know i got a new phone with a way better camera!

Fuck these threads.

saged, reported and hidden :^)

got a sweet deal on this lil fella

https://youtu.be/cTKrH3NaSo8

>>12496448
How goes it OP

Here's a song for you and Patter
https://youtu.be/5GTbM5-ku-M

Thinking of trying cat while I'm in china. Anyone eaten it before?

Roasted a lamb shank last night

>>12496471
Pattie is so lucky to have someone like OP to take care of her

>>12496570
Then cut it up for makeshift gyros

>>12496448
Made fish the other day.

>>12496448
>monster
Didn't know op is a /sip/

Charisma -1

reddit catshit eating OP. can't wait till his disgusting cat dies lol

>>12496630
>reddit hivemind

>>12496609
That looks fucking phenomenal. Halibut?

>>12496656
It was some frozen white fish, it looks great but it's too dry and blend at the end.

>>12496630
got kitters on tap m8 the ride never ends ;^)

>>12496609
looks good, that flat top situation got me jelly for real

>>12496570
>>12496581
ive been eyeballin some lamb shanks like that but didnt know what to do with them this looks dank, what kinda rub you messin with?

https://youtu.be/jXKUb5A1auM

>>12496721
Hey Maria needs some love too

>>12496448

>>12496448
Reported

420 BLAZE IT

https://youtu.be/-cgj9EqZGeI

>>12496807
delet

>>12496448
Eat cat

>>12496448
kys

>>12498148
I don't care if my cat pozzed me, I love him all the same

>>12498165

>>12498132
>inb4 patty forgives you
god i hate you op

>people have a seething hatred for these threads
kek retards

Inb4 someone comments on the sosij

>>12498175
t. eats cat feces

>>12496448

>>12496473
Fuck your mother, Patti is a national treasure.

Do you put your cat there or is he always just chillin there

>>12498256
I'm pretty fucking liberal, but I draw the line when someone starts claiming that reddit is representative of America.

>>12496581
Damn that looks good.

>>12496561
Delicious. Patrician choice

>>12496471
I love Patti so much. Please continue these threads. Have a Denni in return.

>>12496448
Why not get some beer that you can drink & fry with?

Good day guys

>>12496448
>hide thread

once you cooked a while, can't eat fast food anymore

>>12496448
Good ol’ box wine patty

>>12496581
Very nice

Its cookie time
>>12496581
Fuck that looks good.

>>12498998
I like Dennis little white gloves

>>12500220
Added nutmeg, ginger, and vanilla extract because. Also brown sugar to make them chewy.

>>12500230

>>12500237

>>12496448
If you need help to quit drinking don't be afraid to ask. Many of us are recovering alochols who can give advice.

>>12500243

>>12500250

>>12500255
Wa la

Your kitty makes me happy, OP. He looks well taken care of and loved.

>>12498199
>Jimmy Dean sausage is for Southern people to eat for their breakfast with their fried eggs and their T-Bone steaks

>>12500309
The man just wanted to eat, goddamn it.

we should use this thread as a secret al/ck/ thread. Right bois??????

>>12500353
It's amazing: it's 2007 and people are still shocked or angry about things like this...

Downsizing product and using cheaper ingredients while increasing the price is the American way of running a food company.

The accountants who run Sara Lee have their stockholders to think of, not your actual enjoyment of their products

>>12496486
Looks tasty. Kinda jelly.

>>12500258
Are you a woman?

>>12500448
No.
>tfw everyone keeps asking this

>>12501019
Well, are you a fag then?

>>12501100
No. How does baking cookies make you gay?

>>12501150
I don't know. You're the fag baking cookies. I assumed that people were either born gay or indoctrinated into the lifestyle through childhood abuse. Pretty sure baking doesn't turn breeders gay but gay men are more likely to be baking than breedermen.

Patti <3

>>12501178
>only gays bake
I hope bread Baker anon sees this and laughs.

>>12501198
didn't say that.
>gay men are more likey to be baking
That's the quote you wanted.

>>12501183
Holy FUCK that cat is cute.

>>12501208

>>12496448

shit thread

This thread is so good because it triggers autists

https://youtu.be/6vpXX5BjltM

>>12502651
hi OP

>>12496448

boys be gettin mad on this sweet tea game son ya heard m8

https://youtu.be/659pppwniXA

>>12503264
>making sweet tea at 4 am
get your shit together man. at least for poor patti

>>12503287
its 2am houston time

got a pretty decent baking tater

https://youtu.be/3D36a0nvZ0c

>>12496448
Based dickered and Kitters thread.

i like my taters like i like my womans, oiled and salty

>>12503400
Hi op

>>12503402
You've never been with a woman in your life. You've admitted several times your alone with your cats.

>>12503402
ahaha what a gay faggot

https://youtu.be/CeRz_W2qIng

>>12503550
>>12503553
yikes!

>>12500258
that looks really good. how's the chocolate with the ginger and nutmeg combo?

>>12496448
You're a based anon and probably a very nice human being. I love you. Keep posting.

>>12503258
>them socks

>>12496630
Your eternal asshurt makes these threads even better

>haven't been on /ck/ in months
>this guy is still making these threads
>feelscomfy.jpg
I heard you guys b& DinoTendies. Wtf?

BASED Patti

>>12498175
It's the same faggots that make endless shitty fastfood threads

>>12504237
The mcchicken was a mistake

>>12504249
Sorry

>>12503743
I honestly don't notice the ginger much, but nutmeg also makes them taste richer and slightly nutty.

>>12504230
>>12504232
>>12504237
>>12504249
>>12503400
>>12502651
samefag

Oh lawd. You can take me away now.

>>12503250
What the fuck, if you're making that much get loose leaf

forgot to post finished product, had that itis

was good, have leftovers for a sandwich or something

>>12506161
Man, this looks fucking delicious.

>>12496457
Fuck you stupid nigger

>>12506169
that does look pretty damn good

>>12506169
God damn that looks so fucking good! I’m fucking cummin

>>12506205
fuck these threads

>>12506161
Pappasito's garlic butter?

I made another stew. With beef sirloin and bacon.
It was good, but I don't think it was the best use of the sirloin.

>>12506456
Oh boy yummy yum it sounds so good!

>>12496457
>newfag zoomer doesn't know how to sage, >instead he bumps a thread he doesn't like
retard

>>12496457
I'm beginning to think you actually like these threads and post this same post as tradition

My grandparents recently had their 70th anniversary so I made tacos out of some leftovers. Pulled pork, macaroni salad, mexican mix cheese sprinkled lightly.
>why dont you post a picture anon
BECAUSE FUCK MY WIFI AND FUCK WHOEVER GOT MY MOBILE DATA RANGEBANNED FROM UPLOADING DUE TO ABUSE

>>12507376
I was informed that the sage function no longer worked. Was I hoodwinked like a nip in the night?

>>12507960
Only one way to find out

>>12501178
baking is a trade taught to murderers in prison from antiquity to present day

you ever been raped by a grown man before?

>>12496448
Fuck you i hope your cat dies faggot

>>12506660
Thanks, it was.
I'm glad I didn't waste 20 minutes photographing, editing, writing captions, and posting about it, though. It's a waste of effort when the board is full of people like you.

>>12496448

>>12496448
Ily OP. You're a cool and consistent guy and your cat is cool too.

>>12505819
Nioce

>>12508021
Sage

>>12509356
>meat is soy
based retardbro

>>12509365
This.

mail man brought me a few things

>>12504249
I rather eat a mcchicken than food made by a gross unsanitary catfaggot

>>12512174
what makes it chinese?

>>12512174
Oh yum yum yum! That looks so freaking tasty bro can. I have a bite lol

>>12496448

i had to move, and my kitchen is only half unpacked but i bought a new grill. full blast it is a steady 620°F, which is a lot better than my old one.

first night after i assembled it, i did some Cajun blackened salmon. was freaking delicious.

Boy we in it tonight

so far i like this cleaver

>>12512458
not sure but it was like $10

>>12512631
thats a nice grill bro, get a bike lock someone grill jacked mine

>>12513297
looks like a dank night m80

just making a sloppy phill, had something else planned but i had a rough week i aint in the mood

fuck these threads

>>12514519
nah man, they're cool
unironically can't wait until i get home in a week to participate

this was better than i deserved it to be desu

>>12514519
at least yer fuckin somethin amirite ;^)

>>12514522
cheers, you a trucker or something?

>>12514535
nah, just helping people move out of state
so, i guess perhaps temporarily
but for right now it's just loading and unloading furniture or whatever, but everything's packed so we don't have a kitchen
i'm actually about to walk to the store to pick up something cheap

that fuckin sandwich looks so good
what kind of cheese did you use?

>>12514538
3 slices thin cut provalone, cant really see it cuz i got it real melty, threw som louisina hot sauce on top, used to do a lot of long distance moving jobs, the struggle is real m8

>>12514548
For sure man
Packaged provolone always irked me because there are never any paper dividers between the slices so everytime I try to grab just one I ended up destroying the rest of the slices

Couldn’t imagine long distance moving regularly
I’m okay with moving and loading because it’s a good workout but god knows it can be mind-numbing

>>12514535
wow looks good

Where the fuck did he go bros

>>12514512
What cut of meat is that

>>12515351
Mm mmm mm mmmm mmmmmmmnmm yum yum yum I’m liking my lips that looks so good good job bro looks delish a masterpiece

>>12515351
Don't encourage him. This shit does not belong on /ck/.

>>12515363
I wish I was half as good as this guy, not me

>>12515368
>>12515385
Dinotendies?

>>12512174
Now you can eliminate poultry.

>>12512174
>just when you thought the cat fucker couldn't be any more of a pleb

>>12506161
Damn, that looks fine as fuck. You are one true /ck/er.

>>12512468
Care to take a look down your panties? I think you' ve got some sand trapped in your vagina.

>>12512174
Did you not have a garlic press before?

>>12512458
Chinese cleavers are a lot lighter than the Western ones and a used more as a chef's knife than for hacking up carcasses. I have a couple myself that I like a lot for general use.
OP's looks a little on the heavy side for a Chinese one, but it'll still be a lot lighter and more pleasant to chop carrots with than a butcher's cleaver.

I think I'm having fried liver with an egg and some mushrooms today.

>>12496471
Pixel 3a?

This was so fucking cheap. I guess the hipsters haven't discovered porkliver yet.
I'm freezing most of it for sausages etc. later but frying up a little morsel for myself tonight.
Roasting some veggies in the oven.

>>12515922
That pic is from yesterday, and the piece I'm having today has been in water in the fridge overnight so don't flip your shit when it looks a lot paler in the later pics.
I don't find that you really need to water out liver, but if you have the time you might as well.
Kidneys do benefit a lot from it.

>>12515922
>>12515929
Nothing noteworthy about that of course. Tossed the onions and carrots in oil, put a little salt and pepper on them, and just a touch of cardamom and cumin. Then into the oven. I'm not in a hurry so we're doing this at something like 120 degrees C and just doing high temp. for the last few minutes.
The mushrooms will be added to the tray later because I don't feel they need as much time as a raw carrot. I mostly just want to extract some liquid from them for the sauce.
The pot is just because it's easier to toss them in oil in there. And since the pot ends up oiled too I guess I might make the liver and sauce in it later.

>>12515981
Oh my my my that looks positively delicious!


Yuuuuuuuuummmy! Woop woop! Beep boop!

>>12501183

:3

>>12516022
Tasty alert! Looks good!

>>12516014
I don't think I'll bother sharing the rest.

>>12514512
>get a bike lock someone grill jacked mine

it's a second story deck off my bedroom. if some fucker managed to get it down on a ladder I would be very surprised.

>>12496457
this is op samefagging
prove me wrong

b

I didn't cook it but I ate it. First time I got sea bass and and it was the most delicious fish I've ever had.

i made some tomato sauce.
instead of cooking a whole box of pasta and having it all taste like shit after today in the fridge i just made enough pasta for one serving. strained most of the water out except for a bit then added hot sauce and stirred and let sit a couple mins. was good gonna do the same for leftovers

>>12518625
Best way to eat pasta desu.
Did you make that sauce from fresh tomatoes?

>>12515981
you seriously finished your carrots/onions in the oven?

>>12518616
Damn that looks good

Imagine getting mad over a cat

>>12521346

>>12496581
Looks great. Love me a good gyro

>>12518680
unfortunately not. i used big can of crushed and a smaller can of diced.

>>12521419
kek

based patti poster triggering the incels and virgins

>>12518616
That sear looks really good, how much that run you?