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I can't cook for jack shit so whatever.

Who here /noculinerytalent/?

>> No.12496314

why don't you own real eating utensils?

>> No.12496316

>>12496297
I’ll cook your cock

>> No.12496330

>>12496297
This looks like a solid 7/10 paleo meal. Meat and greens. Meat has a good Maillard going on.
You're single so you used a SS bowl, great choice.
Chopsticks are the perfect utensil for this.
Drizzle on your favorite store-bought sauces or dressings.
7/10 conenvience healthy meal Anon.

How'd the steak look inside?

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>>12496330
That's got to be the gayiest thing I've heard all year. Thanks anon, I feel better.
Medium to maximize soft and juiciness without looking loke a cannibal. It was bretty gud

>> No.12496451

>>12496297
Weird flex but ok

>> No.12496658

>>12496405
>declares my post gay
>owns Doll salad tongs
ok
Does that portable dishwasher still work? That sinks is 100% 1983.

>> No.12496770

>>12496658
>why yes I bought the tongs from budapest to support the hungarian economy against the judean owned eu. What gave it away?

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>>12496297
Probably a good chunk if not most of the people here including that faggot that posted his microwaved potato and boiled tofu earlier today.

But that's OK because cooking's not hard to figure out the basics of as long as you actually practice and try to improve. Look up recipes, get some spices in your pantry that have multiple uses and follow the recipes step by step until you get your sea legs. You can do it.

>> No.12496965

>>12496297
>>12496405
Why is the end of that chopstick so fucking mouldy? Time 2 throw it out hyeong

>> No.12497017

>>12496770
>What gave it away?
The butt-plug

>> No.12497836

>>12496297
Looks better than 95% of the crap posted here.

>> No.12497882

>Add potatoes,
>put on plate,
>sallad on the side
> some kind of sauce.

There, that wasnt so hard

>> No.12499824

>>12496297
But you can make a salad with meat. You can homecook, dummy.

>> No.12499826

>>12496297
I have no culinary talent but I won't give up.

>> No.12499936

>>12499826
Good for you. Talent is not that important in cooking. You need good taste, experience, knowledge and ability to maintain order while working.

>> No.12500087

>>12499826
Attaboy. Just about everybody who's good at any thing was bad at that thing at one point or another. Inherent talent certainly helps, but persistence, practice and an ability to learn goes a much longer way.