/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12492380
Damn what cut of chicken is that?

>>12492388
well that's kind of racist

>>12492380
people who take these kinds of images are overcompensating to such an insufferable degree. imagine the time it took for this guy to set up this whole spread, probably just for the purpose of making himself look manly. such wasted time. absolutely not manly. sad.

>>12492465
Many such cases!

>>12492380
All that’s missing is the hot sauce.

>>12492392
Just because there's a fuckin' nigger in the picture doesn't mean it's racist, you stupid shithead. Do you hate the sight of shines or somethin? Hate the jigaboos? Fuck you, mooncrickets can be in whatever photos they want without needing to be judged by your darkie-hating ass.

>>12492380
that knife is as cringe as a big soi face in the pic

>>12492478
*yawn*

>>12492478
You obviously don't understand the historical significance. Just know that simply seeing such an image would cut any African American deep.

>>12492483
BDE

>>12492491
I fuck with this

I fuck with this hard

>>12492491
>Bordeaux with fucking ramen
>In a stupid little goblet
Reevaluate your life choices.

>>12492502
I'm glad this post is satire or you'd be a real bitch.

>>12492506
see
>>12492499

>>12492380
what the fuck kind of man is that?

>not outside next to a open fire
>poor mans scotch, no 25 year old Highland park.
>$10 big 5 knife.
>not a 120 day dry aged steak.

women tier all around. I'm sure when you and the ladies go into the bathroom to powder your long jew nose you women compare your husbands wallet size because your too useless to make your own money.

>>12492428
not manly in the slightest.

>Fire whisky
>no camp fire.
>cheap 2 dollar chinese knockoff knife.
>poor mans fishing

get yourself a better job and a real boat

pic related.

>>12492516
Shin Ramen n red wine

Sounds like my kind of evening

>>12492549
t. metrosexual

>>12492575
Kek. That's Shin Black. Nice to see a fellow connoisseur around on a Saturday night like tonight.

>>12492380
I'm scared about how drunk you have to be to cook, anon.

>>12492483
>remember that time I tried to eat cool spaghettios as a kid so I didn't wake my parents
That was awful.

>>12492380
>manly

This is cringe.

>>12492587
Rye back atchuu. I would know that broth anywhere.

>>12492491
>>12492575
>Shin Ramen
Is that the spicy stuff? What did you do to it?

>>12492483
That fucking cutlery
>>12492428
>Fishing and hunting the river
>Brings perishables along to eat because already knows can't catch anything
sad
>>12492595
Based and poor student pilled
>>12492611
>nofriends.jpeg

OP's advertisement tier staged picture is best so far

>>12492643
Check mine out. I'm just peeling oranges on twitch, though.

>>12492669
What's ur chan

>>12492672
filename nigga, darkhelmutt

come drink with me

>>12492675
>tfw decided not to drink this weekend

>>12492611
oh this makes me so hungry, this is my favorite kind of shit

>>12492566
>masculinity is a question if equipment
absolutely, unironically never going to make it

>>12492566
Worst fishing boat known to man
You'd be better off using a $100 River Bug then that useless unitasker
I've seen cunts lazing around in the middle of a lake on picrelated towing an esky full of beers and another full of fish they caught

>>12492679
That's alright, anon. No one wants to hang out in my IRC channel.

>>12492380
>>12492428

I mean I get nothing more from this than the guy's a pretentious twat who's obsessed with branding and thinks sucking down steaks and booze while snapping pictures makes up for what a colossal faggot he is.

Cast Iron Master-race

>>12492566

>>12492799

You want to catch anything at all, get a No. 5 Floating Trout Fry and a decent rod and reel. I caught 25 fish in about 3 hours one night in a river. Get wadders, fuck those boats.

>>12492478
havnt you heard of the whipped cream black genocide

>>12492428
>>12492380
>liqueur bottles
>beer bottles
>big boy knifes
>beef

Lel, this kind of shit is fucking pathetic, forcing it so hard to show that you are adhering to what society tells you is supposed to be manly.
Being manly is about being confident in your choices, your own values and your vision of the world; i.e. not needing to signal to other people that you fit the parameters that THEY consider to be associated with "manliness". Also the case for the people who do the opposite (signaling that they do NOT fit the mold - like the fags putting up those pictures with soylent), also cringe.

The same shit with women being feminine, by the way.

>>12492987
B A S E D
A N D
R E D P I L L E D

All of your shit meats aren't cooked in their own rendered fat. They'll taste like burnt olive oil or peanuts from the peanut oil.

COOK YOUR STEAK IN ITS OWN FAT.

>>12492987
This.

>>12492987

You people pay any attention to this bullshit? That's a 20 something depressing mess. Make good food, you stupid stupid kids.

>>12492478
racist scum

fuck outta here, this is a negro friendly anime board.

You're all going to die in poverty.

>>12493116

Do something that matters, you fucking gimp. What the fuck is that?

>>12493112
>t.

>>12493113
>$100
Fuck OFF

>>12492726
perma virgin detected...
this is a man thread

>>12492611
Sesame Chicken! This is my favorite. I like shrimp fried rice though.

DUDE BEER LMAO
DUDE WHISKEY LMAO
I a MAN I like booze and WEED bro duuuuuuuuude beards LMAO
check out my man gave bro, can't wait to post this EPIC manly meal set up on reddit
Pic related is the gay shit you post on facebook

>>12492695
Are you eating naked?

>>12492566
What the FUCK is that boat lol

>meat
can anything be more reddit?

>>12493178
>t. has never fished
Weak

>>12492478
based
>>12492864
also based
>>12493108
>negro friendly
cringe

>>12492428
cooked sausage on the same board as raw pork? topkek

>>12493208
soy lactating manlets are just as bad

>>12492380
>meat and whiskey is for men, not boys
>ron swanson am i right?
>yes i love this estrogen filled beer, outta of the way boys, real man coming through

>>12492987
based and redpilled

>>12492483
That's not how a man eats things from a can.

>>12492380
This thread should be deleted and OP banned.
Did you ever think how this thread would make females and the lbptq community feel?
Assholes every one of you.

>>12493116
Beyond burgers in waffles, you absolutely mad and SEETHING

>>12493123
did you miss the-
>and three fingers of pappy van winkle 20 year
??????

>>12493405
... bait

>>12493470
If you want to drink expensive whiskey then buy it itself instead of buying it alongside some shit pancakes which give people the excuse to overcharge for them. Again, fuck off.

>>12493208
>Dressing as a meme
Saw some guy in the supermarket dressed & tatt'd like this, he was looking at craft beer like a twat
Picture man related

>>12493474
Fucking hell Holmes, how did you figure it out?

ITT: closeted flyovers who think pictures of raw meat and knives will help them pray away the gay

Install grindr, suck some cocks, and vote democrat, you pathetic confused betas

>>12492465
This guy gets it.

>>12493113
Op said manly, not coastie

>>12492465
>people who make these kinds of posts are overcompensating to such an insufferable degree. imagine the time it took for this guy to set up this whole spread, probably just for the purpose of making himself look manly. such wasted time. absolutely not manly. sad.

ftfy

>>12492987
Shut up tranny

>>12493479
100$ simply means less to some people anon. Don't be angry, instead try to figure out a service or goods you can overcharge people for.
Like that hot mouth of yours.

>>12492987

real men just don't signal anything at all.

>>12492380
Honestly that's some extremely weak marbleization.

>>12492428
Shit meat as well.
That fat color signifies crappy grassfed shit

>>12492428
that's some weird looking grapefruit slices

>>12493535
>crappy
>grassfed
t. fat beetusmerican who thinks beef needs to be at least 45% white fat globules or he might die of hunger

>>12492380
commodified manliness is not manliness, it is corporate cuckoldry.

>>12492987
/fit/ BTFO
>>12493509
>>>/reddit/
>>>/artofmanliness/

>>12493208
Whew

>>12492380
Knife looks ironically dull and why would you put the whiskey cap near raw meat.

>>12492809
>foam grips
Fuck people who do this

>>12492566
You do realize how ridiculously loud that thing is right? You'll never catch a fish in that thing lmao.

>>12493470
if you actually manage to buy a bottle retail from the yearly lottery it's more like 230 bucks

>>12493178
What fly did you use to catch those boys? Best I've done is caught some white bass with a mayfly, but those aren't good eating.

>>12493497
Is that Skylar?

>>12493211
a fast one. not as good as the mystic 4400 imo

Masculinity is a disease.

>>12495227
you are a disease

>>12493064
This is true for all meats, seafood included. Use as much of the fat from the source as you can, always.

>>12493509
go back to your containment board, faggot

>>12492392
He needed some more white in him

>>12493524
Not real men. Mentally mature human beings, which isn't a state everyone gets too in their lifetime. Women as well. This is not about being "stoic", it's about being confident in your existence and not needing to validate it constantly.

>>12493898
>fit
To be fair, if you exercise as a hobby, and like to push your limits and become stronger, I don't see any inherent psychological failure with that. If your thing is about the aesthetics and trying to catch the eyes of other people, then probably you need to go deeper and resolve some real issues with yourself.

>>12492380
whats the foil on the bone for?

>>12492491
that looks good, but i dont see how it is "manly" in any way

>>12492478
>mooncrickets
you learn something new every day

>>12492566
Looks like a giant graphics card

>>12495642
Why are ck anons so based?

>>12495807
Gamers rise up

>>12492380

>>12492380
Cork and cap on cutting board with raw meat. Re corks and recaps transferring bacteria.

Fucking retard.

>>12495901
That poster is. However he needs to write that because there are plenty that aren't.

>>12492769
I appreciate you bushcraftAnon

>>12492566
>my boats bigger than yours!
ok, whats this REALLY about?

>>12493116
This is based.

>>12493116
I make these all the time. I call them burgles

>>12497353
Stop saying BASED. You're not living in 2011. You fucking fat adult children.

>>12497371
Yikes

>>12493510
3 fingers in that glass is about 3oz probably which is fair to charge 100$ for

>>12497457
How do I into whiskey?

>>12497494

You don't, shithead. Get some Talisker or Lagavulin. Drink 4 bottles of it then you know what whisky is. Stop fucking around.

>>12492428
Reddit soy onion

>>12492506
>>In a stupid little goblet

>>12497371
Have sex

>>12497546

It's good that you pretend. It might happen some day.

>>12493208
What kind of homo doesn't like a glass of bourbon or whiskey to relax? End yourself fag

>>12495625

>>12492380
Manliness is honest and confident enjoyment of your personal interests, therefore all honest cooking is manly. Even honest knitting is manly.

>>12497641

who the fuck cares about 'manliness' today? You sound like a stupid cunt even bringing it up.

>>12493113
I fucking love pancakes

>>12497646
>reddit spacing

>>12497660
are you a fucking child? Who cares about this? Feels like 2010.

>>12492428
He caught a cow? IMPRESSIVE!

>>12497360
>burgles
>not calling them HamBaffles

>>12492611
i dont live in USA anymore now i live in actual SEA and cant get american chinese food :(

>>12495572
kek

>>12492388

>>12492380
2packets of cheese and 1 box if pasta
How can men even compete

>>12493470
I'll stick three fingers in your ass you little bitch

>>12494966
yes

>>12492392
Why, because he’s a nigger?

>>12498616
Goddammit anon I may unironically go and make a box of mac for dinner tonight now

>>12492566
>never chopped firewood in his life

>>12493208
HAHAHA
Id rek that faggot in front of his gf

>>12493946
I know. Cork or nothing

>>12495227
>leaves to dilate their hack-job sex-change pseudo-vagina

>>12492769
>giant onion sliced in two
>steak, 6 to 8 minutes cook time

that onion is going to be raw anon

>>12498061
>HamBaffles

>>12499752
fuck thats cute

>>12493113
>that glass
>three fingers

>>12492987
have sex tranny

>>12497667
cope

>>12500072
soap shoes

>>12498616
>food for babies is manly
Jesus Christ.

>>12492392
That photo is from a photo shoot about gays in love who like to eat.

>>12492595
That stove is fucking filthy. Apply yourself.

>>12493208
Seething feminized manlet detected.

>>12500263
Some people actually cook instead of use it as an excuse to take glamor shots.

>>12492611
i need it brehs

>>12500285
>not cleaning after every meal

Disgusting

>>12492380
The bigger the knife, the smaller the cock. Also having beer and whiskey out means you're not interested in the drinks but rather showing it off, which is quite the opposite of what a man would stand for.

>>12497500
How do I into whiskey?

>>12500322
Drink it.

>>12499526
Based

>>12495998
brap

>>12500115
Seething

>>12492380
You call that manly? I don't see a firearm and cigar anywhere near that table.

>>12500285
I use my stove too, but I also fucking clean it you hogslop.

>>12492595
You haven't cleaned your kitchen in at least 6 months. Abolutely fucking vile.

>>12497646
>thread: post manly cooking images
>who the fuck cares about manliness bro?!
how does it feel being a so stupid?

>>12500931

>>12501212
New here?

>>12492380
>that knife
I wouldn't even be able to politely keep my smug laughter in. I would have to assume it's a reddit-tier normie trying to show their manliness. It's so obvious they're trying hard with the meat, fancy beer, etc. I really would feel terrible as I look at this wagie's wife and laugh at him.

>>12492987
>>12493208
>>12493497
These guys get it. It's all for displaying your manliness for a pseudo image.

>>12495227
You're terribly mistaken brainlet. You're confusing masculinity with what insecure normies assume masculinity to be. I forgive you though.

>>12501562
dumb frogposter

>>12501585

>>12497660
Reddit's default editing mode is now WYSIWYG so double line breaks are no longer needed there. "Reddit spacing" does not exist on reddit. It's been in done since the beginning of usenet, and on this site, long before reddit existed. It improves readability.

>>12500072
This is an incel meme.

>>12492428
What kind of Grapefruit is that?

Step the fuck aside boys

>>12493926
How can a knife looks ironically dull

>>12499840
you're cute