/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12491793
>When you make some nachos for yourself and everybody clambers around to "just borrow a few real quick"

>>12491793

on on that day, 50 people got the same strain of herpes

>>12491793
>all the grubby hand dirt, dust, bugs, and other crap that's going to inevitably get into that kiddie pool.

NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS

>>12491793
I do not want to share anything with any of the beasts in that video, fucking PUKE
Why are Millenials sooooo fucking disgusting?

>>12491793
I hate americans so fucking much

>>12491793
>a bunch of sweaty, nasty fuckers licking their fingers while triple-dipping into a fetid vat of garbage

Yum

Wow! Texas seems like a fun place. They made a HUGE nacho dish, so big they had to use a kiddie pool for it haha...

Seems like a pretty fun and cool group of people.

>>12491978
sounds like you at your mom's gangbang

>that phallic dumping of sour cream
at this point its no longer food I just want to see one of these thots jump in it an smear nacho toppings all on their body.

>>12491972
We hate us too.
Honestly we are getting judged by the worst among us. Trust me most of America hates the Coasts and Texas too.
There is a truism that pride in one's geographic area is inversely proportional with how undesirable it is to live there.
If you think this means Texas is a giant wind-blown fuckhole of misery, then you would be correct.

>>12492052
This shit is in Austin and the rest of Texas hates that commie shit hole too.

>>12491793
Austin is a cancer that is unfortunately growing in Texas

>>12492076
Unfortunately for you, Austin now LARPs as actual Texans and they are way more active on media than rootin-tootin Texans.

That whole fucking tub is going to be mush in after 10 minutes. I would call it a waste, but you know those fatasses ate it all anyways.

>austin texas
how disgusting

fucking white gentrifiers

>>12492045
sick burrrrnnn miss

>>12492095

No one actually thinks that because everyone knows that Austin is where all the carpetbaggers and snowbirds live

>>12492136
>carpetbaggers
Kek do you really call Yankees this?

>>12491803
>when you __________
fucking zoomers

>austin
not texas

Oklahoma, where the wind goes roaring down the plains!

>>12492225
omg so cool, this pic made my heart happy :)

#progress

do mexicans do this or is it just white hipster faggots?

>>12492285
Nice c/k fag
Too bad your tailgate totally ruins it

>>12492285
>teehee I'm not like the other country boys xD

its a party stunt calm your tits

>>12492622
white hipster faggots. And Austin is a mistake. There are ten cool people for every outrageous hipster freak, but they crave attention and are all you're left remembering after you visit.

>>12491793
I would expect something this retarded from the incestuous sub-human genes of Texans.

>>12491810
Hahah! Peepee

>>12492038
This but ironically

>>12491793
>We sell out to Shitcago

>>12492052
>>12492076

>muh no true Scotsman fallacy

You are literal simpletons.

That's disgusting it's like a bunch of pigs around a trough

>>12492048
>phallic dumping
What?

>>12493709
Austin is the only decent city in that entire shithole.

Lmao at the "journalist" who was assigned to this "story".

"So, what have you got for me today boss? Want me to go undercover in a local crime ring? Am I interviewing an elusive billionaire recluse who has shaped the nation for decades?"

"No Becky, we need you down at 15th on Wade. They're making a nacho pool. Have it on my desk in two hours"

>>12493870
>Anon pointing out that a city culturally and politically distinct from the rest of Texas shouldn't define all of Texas is a no true Scotsman
That's not how that fallacy works, silly willy.

>>12493945
"Make sure you brighten the scene with a stupid dance if nobody else looks particularly excited."

>>12491793
>all that food poisoning

>>12491793
>that radioactive cheese sauce

It's an insult to call it queso to be honest with you (tbhwy)

>>12491793

>>12491793
I could only find one food insider video from my city. The restaurant gimmick is a steakhouse that dry ages their own meat. Not as bad as that restaurant that will smoke a watermelon for 80 dollars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHpUUSfjuDE

>>12492285
It's true. There are gay rednecks.
https://xhamster.com/videos/daddy-bear-suck-e-drink-8115489#mlrelated

As a mobile user who can't view webms, I feel left out of the discussion. Would a kind anon please describe the video?

>>12494246

And you don't know how logic works you redneck cunt. Because that's exactly how the no true Scotsman works and there's fractal levels of it in this stupid pointless fucking thread.

>>12494903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2y2cSsVvUI

>>12494818
Kek

>>12494903

It's Americans being stupid and repugnant with food. So just imagine anything American you've ever seen.

>>12494903
Download clover dude

>>12491793
Japan should have been the ones to send the bombs. I absolutely hate America. You guys had the best opportunity in the world to make a food haven. You had people from every land flocking to your nation. And you fucking blew it, now all you have is shitty take-out restaurants, greasy Mexican food, twisted hipster punishments of real cuisine and obesity. I hope global warming is real and it fucking decimates the world just to punish you ungrateful fat fucks. I hope Yellowstone erupts right now at this very minute and kills all of you, and I'd gladly die just to have what you've done to food wiped from the planet. I don't even hate you people, I'm just sorry for you and I think it would be a mercy.

>>12491793
Texans must want to scour Austin with nuclear fire.

>>12492052
San Antonio reporting. Moved here 5 years ago from flyover land and I can confirm Texas is a shithole. Tex-mex food is all the same and over rated. No one speaks English either

>>12492143
It means a very particular thing.
All carpetbaggers are damn yankees, but not all damn yankees are carpetbaggers. Some stay where they belong.

We're in Texas y'all

>>12496312
hey there, little buddy, how’s your summer internship going???

>>12491793
You know what's weird? I wouldn't be so mad about this IF it didn't have that stupid fucking text explaining shit to you like you were a fucking child throughout the entire video

>it's a SWIMMING POOL full of NACHOS!!!! Can you BELIEVE IT??!?!?!?!?!

>>12491817
They're delicious, and your butthurt won't change that. Enjoy your joyless life :)

>>12496711
That is very strong language in your post. I don't think I approve. I don't feel good about reading all those swears.

It's a Texan thing yall yanks wouldn't understand

>>12496312
>I absolutely hate America
>I don't even hate you people,

You seem confused fren, also greetings from the Netherlands so inb4 things about me being an Americano.

Groetjes

>>12496744
No we understand mental retardation just fine. You're special alright, just not the special you Texans like to think.

>>12496312
wow rude

>>12492143
Yes. I knew a guy from Paducah, KY that called a northerner a carpet bagger as a serious but completely casual part of his vocabulary.

>>12496849
takes one to know one

>>12496880
TaKeS OnE tO KnOw OnE

>a group of queso lovers

>>12491972
and what flawless nation do you hail from buttercup?

>>12496700
Throwing around the claim that people are summerfagging like this devalues it, shut up smelly.

>>12496889
Fuck off summerfag

>>12492052
>dumb flyovers thinking they're relevant

when will they learn?

>>12497035
peru

>>12497419
OK, you win.

>>12497419
I've personally witnessed people putting mayo on their hotdog chaufa in peru (and i've joined them, because it's good drunk food). No one is safe from shameful food practices

>Texas faggots in full damage mode trying to pin this on Austin

Yall suck too. Dallas is for wannabe cowboys living in a 900sq ft apartment. Either that or totally pretentious and rude as fuck. Honestly almost just as expensive and yuppie filled as Austin.

Houston is for Mexicans, Nigerians, and Asians. Not to mention the leftover Louisiana trash that decided to stay there. Fucking crime everywhere. Everyone is fat and sweaty as fuck.

>>12497483
>Yall

>>12497499
Im from Houston and said yall online before fags tried to take our word like what they did with rainbows

>>12491793

>>12497499
>Thread about Texas
>Criticizing people for using y'all
I know you don't have much experience going outside, but a lot of people have been using y'all way before SJWs tried to start using it all of the time. There was a time that those types would criticize someone for using y'all as it would signify that the person was an ignorant redneck.

>>12493676
A girl trying to be a special snowflake and appear unique is not the same as someone stating they don't hate gay people for being gay.

>>12491793
I could eat that whole tub myself

>>12497483
>Dallas
We all know that's for queers
>Houston
That's west Mississippi
Texas is a big state brainlet.

>>12492052
I fucking love Texas
I've lived in Florida, Oklahoma, Maryland, Virginia, and Oregon
I finally settled down in San Antonio and love it
All you Texas haters are just pessimistic and unable to have fun
The state is huge and there are so many different things to do

>>12491793
Those better be HEB products

>>12496548
You meant to say "Fine ass hispanic women, great bars and restaurants, a thriving night life, and important historic sites."