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Cursed food

>> No.12488522

>>12488520
>Avocado
Of course

>> No.12488603

>>12488522
what’s wrong with cado

>> No.12488618

>>12488603
It's disgusting and Sushiya includes it in everything they make, but they can't even properly season rice or understand that prices aren't dates, so it's understandable.

>> No.12488849

>>12488520
Anything you make

>> No.12488912

>MADE ON: $5.99

>> No.12489027
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>>12488520

>> No.12489046

>>12489027
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12489054
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>>12488520

>> No.12489232

>>12488520
>Fusion
>Avocado
>Long unimaginative name
Do Americans really...

>> No.12489253
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12489253

>bong food in pubs

>> No.12489258

>>12489253
Looks really good especially the hand pulled bitter.

>> No.12489294

>>12489253
why is there a bucket on the plate?

>> No.12489310

>>12489253
Even with the horrible lighting that food looks good.

>> No.12489316
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>>12489027
>They didn't even use real butter
I guess they tried.

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>>12488520

>> No.12489321
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>> No.12489327 [DELETED] 
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Australia has culture.

>> No.12489329

>>12489319
Looks like OP's dinner

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>>12489327

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>> No.12489342

>>12489294
It's trendy or some shite, "gastro pub" seems most any establishment that goes by this will do something stupid like that.
I had a burger ate my local "gastro pub" it was good, but they didn't had normal ingredients just jams and aiolis.
Thick ass burger so they obviously don't know what they're doing, and the chips were served in a dish instead of on the fucking plate.
Literally a meme.

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>>12489341

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gota make sure chiken tastee good before kill

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>>12488520

>> No.12489378

>>12489327
...there is no god

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>>12489378

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>>12489383

>> No.12489405

>>12489359
I’ve seen this gif one too many times in my life and honestly it’s still somewhere between funny and horrifying

>> No.12489407
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>> No.12489453 [DELETED] 

>>12489405
It's a horrifying act but the look on the chicken's face is hilarious.

>> No.12489454
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>>12488520
>Kursed food

>> No.12489455

>>12489383
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.12489457
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>>12489294
irl gimmicks

>> No.12489467

>>12489390
>1170%

What, how?

>> No.12489470

>>12489455
We all do this, because we like our fish fresh. We have real culture you fucking British subhuman nigger.

>> No.12489476

>>12489455
bottles are clearly labeled with slav-shit
>americans

>> No.12489480
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>>12489341
To be fair, it looks pretty well made.

>> No.12489481

>>12489467
brain is mostly fatty tissue surrounding the neurons

>> No.12489492

>>12489383
I dont get this. Unless its set to not get below 70F wouldn't the fish die from the cold. Also the water quality wouldn't last long either.

>> No.12489505
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>>12489359
I hope he gets salmonella, jesus christ.

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>>12489492
It's in slavland, the fridge probably isn't even on.

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>>12489509
There is shit all over the floor, REEEEEEEE!

>> No.12489526

>>12489520
It's a rented house, who cares

>> No.12489527
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>> No.12489529
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>>12488520

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>>12489359

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>>12489359
fucking awful. death to zoophiles

>> No.12489542
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>> No.12489546

>>12489492
they survive in winter when the water is like 2C, they'll be fine

>> No.12489549 [DELETED] 

>>12489542
That would be good but with doctors sausage instead.

>> No.12489556

>>12489253
Besides the pail, that looks delicious.

>> No.12489569
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>> No.12489575

>>12489253
don't see the problem here

>> No.12489577
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>> No.12489578

>>12489383
There is an Asian living in this house.

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>> No.12489582

>>12489569
do cados really?

>> No.12489587
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>>12489341
>kill.... me...

>> No.12489589

>>12489580
>add sweetness and texture

This is probably true

>> No.12489594

>>12489455
maybe in Chicago where all the Poles are

>> No.12489595

>>12489580
Good lord. They couldn't have used a salad or stuffing to demonstrate this point?

>> No.12489596
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>> No.12489598

>>12489587
Those look like cherries though.

>> No.12489603
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>>12489457
idgi with the shovels

>> No.12489609

>>12489580
to be fair raisins with beans is really good

>> No.12489613

>>12489603
Supposed to imply down to earth and quantity over quality as a positive, I think

>> No.12489616

>>12489596
Everytime I try and convince myself bongs aren't sub-human, something like this gets posted and I remember they are.

>> No.12489618

>>12489598
>hasn't a "cherrie" tomate
WEW

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>> No.12489623
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>>12489598
he's not a very bright dog

>> No.12489626

>>12489526
Im not a sub human so I try not to destroy property.

>> No.12489630
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>>12489626
And there's the difference between you and these people

>> No.12489652

>>12489619
She looks full after the half a slice and thinking what the hell she's going to do with all this pizza.
The biggest pizza I've seen in person was the Big Slice in Halifax.
There was a local pizza place when I lived in PA that made a delicious 28" pie though.

>> No.12489660

>>12489619
That's a lot of GI Joe tables

>> No.12489676

>>12489359
Not what I was expecting.

>> No.12489696

>>12489630
>not making a pool out of the back of a truck
Although now I curious how they got that to work. Also appears the photo was taken with film.

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>> No.12489703
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>> No.12489706

>>12489619
It’s like they bought this and then realized they have nobody to share it with and are sad now because of it.

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>>12489618
>pretending to be stupid this hard

>> No.12489718

>>12489703
>I want to eat constantly to keep my stomach full
Vegetables are good for you and it’s a good thing to eat them but if you only eat vegetables it’s genuinely hard to stay feeling full

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>> No.12489733

>>12489619
don't worry Maeve this pizza should last us for the rest of our life.

>> No.12489738

>>12489619
Why do they have 4 tv remotes?

>> No.12489741

>>12489701
This actually sounds delicious. I wonder what temp and how long to bake it.

>> No.12489743
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12489743

>>12489341
She needs to be put on a list.
>>12489457
>>12489603
>they put it on top of a plate.

>> No.12489744

>>12489743
Of course they did. The shovel is so you can take an instagram pic, but you don't actually eat the food out of it, you use the plate

>> No.12489745

>>12489738
Old people can't into universal remotes, so have one for their VCR, one for their DVD player, one for their TV and one for their Cable Box.

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>>12488603
>cado

>> No.12490118

>>12489378
>>12489405
>>12489455
>>12489467
What were these and why were they deleted?

>> No.12490188

>>12489454
They probably let the marketing department go crazy because the product sucks.

>> No.12490193

>>12489618
And yet they're still just cherries, not tomatoes

>> No.12490194

>>12489598
they are

>> No.12490200

>>12489703
I can't believe they ate the bones on those chicken wings

>> No.12490242

>>12489027
Nothing wrong with this

>> No.12490299

>>12490242
>N O T H I N G
>O
>T
>H
>I
>N
>G

>> No.12490679

>>12490118
Cp

>> No.12490703

>>12489603
idig with the shovels

>> No.12490721

>>12490118
One was a "teddy bear" made of plucked chickens, and another was a dude rimming a chicken. I hate this place a lot sometimes.

>> No.12490769

>>12490200
Never been to SE Asia?

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>> No.12491173

>>12489321
This sounds delicious.

>> No.12491178
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>>12489457

>> No.12491227

>>12489619
>send me the biggest pizza you have
>no that's too big

>> No.12491236

>>12490200
americans

>> No.12491313

>>12489258
>hand pulled bitter

clearly pepsi with lime in it

>> No.12491548

>>12488618

>It's disgusting and Sushiya includes it in everything they make, but they can't even properly season rice

That's like every single sushi place outside of Japan; it's incredibly difficult to find a sushi restaurant that does everything authentically.

>> No.12491619

>>12489652
Where in PA was it?

>> No.12492304

>>12491227
10/10

>> No.12492481

>>12489342
gastropubs always have some gems on their menu, especially desserts. Those hipsters know what they're doing.

>> No.12492490

>>12488520
>HEB
Howdy, amigo