/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12488173
Probably because it's so easy

>>12488173
12 million pixels of blurry shit, fuck off until you learn to use a camera

>>12488173
because it's on sale at Aldi's

>>12488173
easy, quick, tasty,

>>12488173
Why don't you just tell her to make something different?

>>12488173
Because you bought a mail-order wife from southeast asia?

>>12488210
Sounds based, 2bh.

>>12488173
Because you don't actually have a wife, it's actually a split personality borne out of your schizophrenic mind.

fuck if this isn't Bait ,
then get a fucking divorce you weak assed millennial fuck..
you little fucks whine about everything ?
no one cares about you, stop acting like people do

>>12488173
where do you live ? I will help you

What is this meme? Why does the same post keep coming back?

>>12488173
She's cheating on you, OP.

>>12488227
it's from some in invisible kid in real life that is screaming for attention , he is such a social outcast that he has to come on these boards so people will respond to him...
otherwise he would die from loneliness, even his parents are ashamed of him

>>12488237

But it's always the same picture and post. I just don't get it. I don't suppose I really care that much tho so meh.

>>12488173
>my wife cooks me food all the time that isn't absolute shit
>wtf is wrong with her
1/10 for making me respond to bait

>>12488243
he is not smart enough to change the pic

>>12488251

B-b-but so many replies. All the people in this thread, is it their first day or something? Is everyone else in on some funny funny joke I don't get? I'm so confused.

>>12488265
we are laffing at you , not with you
you are still a social outcast , and people just don;t like you .
we respond because we are making fun of you.
people talk about you behind your back about how bad you look

>>12488284

Please no bully

>>12488290
ya keep baiting
this why people don't want you around because you think this is attention

>>12488298

Wait, do you think I'm OP?

>>12488315
if you're not , you are just like him
a little kid screaming for attention

>>12488324

The fuck are you talking about? I'm trying to work out why this thread gets reposted and why it gets so many replies. You seem more confused than me, and I'm very confused.

>>12488330
uhuh

no one want's you here or anywhere else
because you are so needy and desperate for attention that you make everyone else want to leave.
and because someone points this out to you , you get angry and resentful because someone told you the truth.

>>12488173
She's filling you up with a certain Asian sauce substance know to cause feminization.

And if that wasn't bad enough, she's also giving you rice.

>What's wrong with rice, anon?
I will tell you. Rice is perhaps one of the only foods that actually destroys your body's own nutrients. Ever heard of beri-beri? It was once thought to have been a tropical disease like malaria or dinghy fever, caused by some virus or bacteria in the Pacific. It was common in the Japanese navy. But come to find out, beri-beri is simply malnutrition that occurs when you eat too much rice. The Japanese were eating so much rice when they were at sea, it was literally killing them. Any time you eat rice, you're basically robbing your body of vitamins and nutrients, while at the same time increasing your body fat because the only thing rice contributes is carbs.

She's doing all of this either so that you won't leave or so she can slowly kill you and move on to an alpha man.

>>12488177
Brought to you by Kraft Foods

>>12488177
This

>>12488177
Just like his wife.

>>12488173
She’s cheating on your pathetic ass. While you are posting on here,she is sucking some other guys cock

>>12488173

OP fucking gets it.

>>12488351
t. OP

>>12488221
>t. boomer 2016 tourist

>>12490700
Cringe

>>12490706
Seething

>>12490700
If someone is a tourist for 3 years aren't they basically a citizen?

>>12488173
How as Galveston, TX?

>>12490714
I have been here sence 2003. If any body is seething it's a cringe onion boi like >>12490700
and>>12490714

>>12490720
>t. Trumptard

>>12490722
>not knowing you can say soy on /ck/
Tourist.

>>12490768
It was for comedic effect Zoomer. I grew up on Carlin and Dangerfield. You zoomers watch Young Turks and John Oliver, Beyonce. Don't know real comedy.

>>12490768
kek

RICED

>>12490782
>I grew up on Carlin and Dangerfield
Hello grandpa!

>>12490731
t.incel (afraid of his secret club being breeched)

>>12490790
G Gordon s stop

>>12490803
I'll break the news to my kid

>>12488173
Thats a mountain of white rice too, man. Shes trying to fucking kill you. Just buy some brown rice and some beans, and get into where she keeps the white rice and mix it up in a 4/4/2 ratio.

Take it from an asian guy... We tend not to eat pure white rice. Especially not in this sedentary lifestyle

>>12488383
BeriBeri was from eating nothing BUT rice. The common folk were so retarded that they thought rice was all they needed to thrive, and were not getting their vitamins. It was deficiency caused by ignorant popular culture. Not from too much rice.

>>12490803
t. Boomer who thinks he's entitled to shitting up the place

>>12490803
>afraid
What a buzzword
You can't ~not~ want bad things to happen or else you're a coward is not something any sane person believes, but everyone seems to use it as an argument on the internet.

>>12488383
So you're saying eating only rice is perfect if you want to loose weight?

>>12490782
Shouldn’t you be playing poker for nickels and dimes with the rest of your 55+ community? Funny how you use a website that’s frequented by younger people. Why can’t boomers ever shut the fuck up about being old? Is this a mid life crisis thing?

>>12488173
You should be happy your wife cooks for you at all, bud.

>>12491567
Yes. Eat less rice for more weight

>>12491623
>You should be happy your wife cooks for you at all, bud.
Next he will be kvetching about a BJ once every week. kek

>>12488173
>dat Corelleware doe
Very nice, my parents still have that same set

It's not always the same picture. She tortures me with Asian stirfry.

>>12493290

HELP, PLS.

>>12488227

She won't stop making it :(

>>12491770

That's a lot of stirfry.

>>12488173

>>12488173
hey bro, if you're in galveston why don't you just ditch the old ball and chain and come and get a drink or 12 with me?

>>12488173
Well why did you marry an Asian?

>>12488173
Include me in the screen cap fucker

>>12493480

I didn't, that's the worst part about it.

>>12488218
projecting

monitoring this thread for the domestic abuse creepypasta

Tell her to stop?

>>12488177

fpbp. shits easy, healthy, and delicious.

Have you considered beating her?

All my fucking wife makes is pasta

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_htnaGN8eOs