/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12483141
You can buy caffeine pills which are incredibly cheap and then just od on as much as you want easily

>>12483141
try cocaine

>>12483141
You can order pure caffeine online. Just make sure you cut it heavily with glucose powder and measure very carefully. Fatal caffeine toxicity is not fun.

Try just taking a b complex vitamin. I was always skeptical, and just pounded caffeine all day, but once I tried it I realized it was actually what my body needed. Caffeine stopped working and just made me tired and anxious, but B vitamins actually gave me healthy, usable energy.

>>12483150
>Fatal caffeine toxicity is not fun

>>12483141
Meth lasts all day homie.

>>12483150
Caffeine pills are the best way, you do have to be careful with dosage though especially if you're not a regular coffee drinker. First time I took a pill my heart was racing for hours and I thought I was going to die.

>>12483150
You actually can't order bulk caffeine in the US anymore, the FDA b& it. Luckily my 100g bag I got 5 years ago will last me for the rest of my life.

>>12483149
>cocaine

Amphetamine m8, that's the way to go. Lasts 10x as long, and is 10x cheaper. That makes it 1000x better because of maths.

>>12483141
Try not being unhealthy

You somehow have more energy

Kek

Ask for caffeine pills in a drugstore.

>>12483141
hate that faggot

try exercising, eating properly, or meth

Sleep a little better?
Try medicating your sleep, not your waking hours?
I suggest Vitafusion Sleepy gummis, which are valerian, camomile, and a few other herbs combined with melatonin. If you don't start feeling better in 1 week, with correct temperature at home for sleep, breathable sheets/jammies, 0% of light shining in your bedroom, soothing music/scents/boring reading to fall asleep. Try all the usual advice. If nothing works after about a week? See doc for a prescription solution. If the issue is getting tranquil and quieting the mind, there's the tranquil drug. If the issue is waking too early and not getting back to sleep, there's a short-acting drug for that. If the issue is sleep cycle interruptions, there's a better one, even.

For daytime, I'd suggest a time-release multivitamin B Complex. No peaks and valleys from when you take it to when you see effects continue hours later. Take a look at your diet, and slow your sugars like getting it from liquids, trade out simple sugar for more complex carbs combined with higher fiber, whole fruits only, no more sugar drinks. Peaks and valleys..the short-acting carb crash cycle is no joke, esp if you have some pre diabetic syndrome or possibly another medical thing undiagnosed.

For now, switch to some homemade iced tea, a sugar free way to drink your caffeine, and taper back without getting headaches. Peak max effect of caffeine for mental alertness is 3-4 hours after consumption. If you must have it to start moving, have it upon waking/breakfast, if not, wait until 10ish and use the shower to wake the brain. Then you repeat at lunchtime (3-5hrs later), or at the afternoon slump 3-4PM so you can do you drive home or errands on the way, and then consider whether you do or don't want a 4th serving with dinner that might interfere with sleep.

Doing 5 pushups and running back and forth for 2 minutes made me go from uncontrollably sleepy to ~80% normal yesterday. The effect lasted a good 3 hours too.

If my professor hadn't let us take a break that day I probably would have banged my head on the desk at some point.

Fuck off adam

>>12483141
jesus fucking christ this comic disgusts me
the punchline is literally just 'haha i drank the whole thing'
meanwhile his art is horrendous and the focus on his lips is nauseating. Why do we reward this. Why does he make money. Why, why, why.

>>12484190
combination of novelty and familiarity, the biggest moneymaking formula in all of entertainment

>>12483141
What is wrong with the artist and where's the subreddit that dunks on him?

>>12483150
Or you know use it's limited solubillity in water. Just put some caffeine powder in a cup add room temp (very important) water and mix it. Then take like 10mL which has dissolved about 200mg of caffeine.

>>12484190
I just hate him because he tries to be /x/ but fails so hard.

>>12484177
thanks for the advice, but I am also on long-term sleeping meds and generally have sleep under control right now
I also generally drink sugarfree energy drinks and coffee / yerba mate and my diet is decently healthy, I rarely eat sweets or fast food

the B vitamins sound like a good idea though, I think I might even have some lying around...
>>12484190
>>12484223
he makes comics for buzzfeed, so they're suitably braindead
not sure about subreddit, but /co/ loves to hate him

>>12484188
>>12484188

Who me?

>>12483141
mfff, damn those some dick suckin lips right there, fuck id love to give him a mouthful

>>12484134
feels x10 worse tho

>>12484420

I mean sulphate, not meth, just to clarify.

>>12484269
>sleeping meds at night
>energy drinks in day time

something is not adding up right. does your healthcare professional know
about your caffeine consumption? I drink energy drinks once in a while for
work performance reasons (also I probably have some addiction to it) and
I find that it often fucks up my sleep patterns.

stop taking meds

>>12484134
Yeah I did meth once and was up for 3 days it was fucking absolutely miserable would never do it again. Good cocaine is much better.

>>12484269
McChicken-chan has got it goin' on
She's all I want and all I long~
Tendies can't you see, you're just not the meal for me
I may sound like a bitch but she's the best fastfood sandwich

>>12485038

See

>>12484427

Meth is nasty. Really expensive here in Europe too. It's more of a gay party drug, weirdly enough

>>12485131
>weirdly enough
isn't that because it makes you extremely horny and willing to engage in fucked up shit with strangers?

>drug addicts
not even once.

>>>/adv/

>>12485131
Because you can fuck for days on meth.

>>12485208

Well yeah, I guess. I meant it's weird that in the USA it's mostly poor hillbillies and whatnot who do meth because it's cheap. Here it's like a middle-class chemsex thing that costs twice as much as chang. Funny old world.

>>12484414
T H I S
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>>12484177
sleep is death

>>12485242
We're copying Europe in that regard too. City gays do meth in the states too. One of my favorite moments on Cops (or was it Live PD?) was when this flamer who was like an IRL Terry from Reno 911 kept winding up this cop by answering every question with "I dunnoooooo... :3" while high as a bat.

>>12483141
>that third panel

Every tumblr hack that can't draw for shit does animations to cover their shortcomings.

>>12483141
https://www.caffeineinformer.com/the-caffeine-database

I have the opposite problem of needing caffeine. I feel like my body is physically incapable of falling asleep before 1AM. There are probably diagnosed clinical insomniacs who sleep better than me. What food or drug can put me out like a light?

>>12486896
melatonin?

>>12486917
A placebo if I've ever seen one

>>12483141
can you imagine telling people you are an “artist” and then showing them this

>>12483141
amphetamine

a good dosage will keep you up for 3 days

>>12483149
yeah the 80s called

they want their shitty narcotic back

>>12487082
as if the flamboyant homometrosexuality of the author wouldn't give it away

I bought 7 oz of caffeine power 6 years ago and have barely made a dent in it. It's extremely easy to measure out 100-200 mg, which is what you'd get from 1 cup of coffee. Even if you fuck up, the LD50 of caffeine is 100x that, so you'll just feel jittery and awful for a few hours if you accidentally take 6x too much.

>>12487059
Preach. This garbage is modern day snake oil.

You need to stop using caffeine. Caffeine is for getting through the occasional long day, it starts to really fuck with sleep cycles past a certain point.

t. quit drinking energy drinks and beer last week and now sleep well again

>>12487156
Don't ingest caffeine at 8 PM retard.

>>12483141
Seriously though why the giant bimbo lips

>>12486896
OP here, I'm an insomniac and I'm on Trazodone right now, it works like melatonin is supposed to
I also took Zolpidem for some time and it really knocked me out, it's not a long term solution though unfortunately

>>12487156
This is the dumbest shit I've read, I ingest so much caffeine my piss is considered lethal, and I sleep fine.

>>12487349
ADD

coffee literally makes me sleepy and energy drinks do nothing at all for me. what's wrong with me?

>>12487422
ADHD

>>12487111
2013 called, they want you back.

>>12483147
Don't take two at once though, I work night shift and when I take two at the same time I end up puking and feeling like garbage the rest of my shift- you gotta space em out

>>12483141
>giving yourself dick sucking lips

Oof

>>12487506
Imagine wanting those haha that'd be pretty gay right haha

>>12483141
If you're already on a ton of meds it shouldn't be a problem getting an adderall script. Coffee is an occasional tasty upper if you're out in a social setting, and energy drinks are for middle school kids. Prescription addy is literally the only sustainable upper I've ever come across. Way more functional that having do drink caffeine throughout the day.

>>12483141
That's the soyiest comic I've ever read in my life. Hope the person who made that dies.

pick is really relatable.

>>12483150

>>12487499
I built up a tolerance and took 800mg(4) before. I didn't feel any adverse affects but holy fuck I must've drank 2 gallons of water over my shift.

Caffeine is garbage, you want to take some adderal, that shit will keep you flying.

>>12489404
>Caffeine is bad
>Recommends fucking meth

>>12486896
I’ve heard anecdotally either don’t eat all afternoon, or eat then immediately go to bed

>>12487104
D-Amphetamine? It just made me wired for like four hours then I got weak and tired and felt like my heart was going to come out of my body.

>>12489404
>>12489498
Adderal will FUCK you up. The first time I took it I was up 2 entire days. I didn't even feel tired when I went to bed. I only took it once a week but it made me feel like a methhead.

>>12487507
right haha

>>12487517
You're in luck! He definitely will one day.

>>12489607
Pure amphetamine, no meth, no dextro
perfect pep-pill

>>12483141
even better if you get the original panzerschokolade ones.

get this
that'll wake you up

>>12483141
Honestly just take amphetamines

>>12487132
>>12487059
Melatonin isnt supposed to knock you out. It works great for jet lag and small sleep issues

>>12483141
Is that the full comic? I don't understand it.

>>12483141
Get addys

>>12483141
you should talk to your doctor about it. taking more and more caffeine is only going to end up with you feeling tired more often because of constant caffeine crashes. could also just be a coincidence and you've built up a tolerance to your energy drinks. what are you drinking? about 50mg of caffeine at a time should be enough to give you a little boost for a few hours at least, but a lot of energy drinks have triple that amount which just makes you feel more tired once it starts wearing off.

>>12487422
Seratonin levels are fucked