/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12483675
Why did they cancel her show?

Is that Pinochet on that cake? Based.

>>12483838
white people aren't allowed on tv anymore

>>12483675

I like her perky tiddies. Who is she?

>>12483841

Zanzibar's most famous son innit squire

>>12483850
christine mcconnell

>>12483838
No idea, but it's bullshit. I loved everything about the aesthetic, and she's a ridiculously talented confectioner.

The fact that it has a 100% on RT just goes to show that Netflix only cares about eyeballs, nothing else. The show was too high brow and niche to ever have a chance at a wider following, but fuck me, only 6 episodes of spooky treats just isn't enough.

>>12483838
Wasn't she the one that feminists REEEE'd over because she advocated being a housewife and mother?

>>12483858

She's well for. Has she always been a lady, or does she have a surprise in her knickers?

I don't care either way fwiw

>>12483859
>she

>>12483878
Yes, anon. That's a she. I'm sorry you hate woman and cake.

>>12483872
If I'm remembering right they REEEE'd literally just over a single pic because the aesthetic was "intimidating" or something. There was a r*ddit comment I used to see posted a lot from one of her pics it just screamed roastie insecurity.

>>12483911
Well no wonder Netflix cancelled her!

>>12483911
Jesus, you weren't lying. I don't know if I want to punch this woman or hug her. Poor lass.

>>12483675
>her

>>12483947
That honestly doesn't seem like a huge deal
Is this just a false flag, that SJW type just seems like she's asking if she does what she does on purpose or if it just happens

This is all well and good, but does she have a penis or not? I ńeed to know for reasons.

>>12484006
She came out as Trans during June of last year
no word on if she still has a penis

>>12483947
>I swear I'm an otherwise very confident person

>>12484011

Hot. I hope she still has a length.

>>12484040
>>12484011
Stop being retarded and spreading disinfo. She's an extremely private person, but she has never had a penis.

>>12484045

I'm not spreading anything. I just said she was hot and I'd prefer it if she had a cute little lady cock. Don't get your knickers in a twist madam.

>>12484045
this anon is right. What she has is known as a clitopenis, and is the result of being born with ambiguous genitalia.

>>12484055
you are gayer than gay anon, and not in a good way

>>12484006
>>12484011
>>12484040
>>12484045
She is very biological and I am still reeling.

>>12484073

Finding ladies attractive isn't gay, anon. It's the opposite.

Those are some huge hands

>>12484092
I bet you think it's not gay to pleasure someone else's penis.

>>12484131

Not if the penis is on a lady, duh.

>>12484156
gay

>>12484167

I don't think you know what words mean anon. It's ok, I still like you.

>>12484156
Senpai I...

>>12484187

Something I can help you with, miss?

>>12484178
(-_-;) Are you me?

ITT: pic related

>>12484193
No... carry on. :)

Post more cake making semen demon

>>12484224

Here you go m8

>>12484224

Perfect woman? Perfect woman.

>>12483675
>her

>>12484348
>/ck/: Christine's Kitchen
:3

>>12484387

Moar liek cock an knockers amirite?

>>12483872
She never advocated for anything she just lived a lifestyle that didn't conform to their idea of the stronk liberated woman.

>>12484348
But the ladder is much too far from the wall...

>>12484348
nice butt

>>12484635

But sometimes she's a s-s-spooky s-s-s-spider

>>12484058
>seething overweight roastie slanders attractive womanly confectioner
more at 11

>>12484156
>penis on a lady

>>12484734

This is the 21st century anon, some ladies have penises. You need to get with the times daddi-o

>>12484752
>Some boys pretend to be women at a very convincing level

>>12484786

Wowee, looks like we got ourselves a real life Ben Shapiro here folks.

>>12483675
I had this photo in my "pretty girls" collection, I think it's her. Is she also a seamstress?

>>12484798

According to

https://www.discoverlosangeles.com/things-to-do/the-peculiar-world-of-christine-mcconnell

Yes she is. Seems like a very talented person.

>>12484794
Look, you can cover it up with as many layers as you want, the fact is you're gay, you just like a very particular type of guys.

Dating a cute trap might seem like a good idea on paper, but all the photos you see on the net have either massive amounts of photoshop applied, or a lot of preparation involved. They will have stubble in the morning. They'll slip up and sound like guys once in a while, including in public. Body hair is coarse. They have testosterone and might get angry in a "manly" way. You can't hide man shoulders, Adam's apple, narrow hips, large feet. Their face will turn manlier as they age. They rarely have female friends because they weren't raised as female and such have not developed typically female interests and manners. They can hide all of that in their private life, but be prepared for stressful events like surprise visits from friends and relatives when they are not at their peak femininity. Been there, done that.

Medical interventions can mitigate some of it, but mental stability is rarely a quality of someone who spends tens of thousands of dollars in surgeries to improve their body image.

>>12484918

tl;dr

>>12485051
>i disagree with what you said so I'll just plug my ears and pretend i did not hear you.

>>12485078

I'm not scrolling through your fucking memoirs, Bennyboy. Be succinct or gtfo.

>>12483947
Holy shit

>>12484055
Spread your boipucci

>>12485098

If you look like her, I'm all yours. But you don't, do you?

>>12484348
BRAAAAAP PFFFFFFFFFFFT
FFFAAAAAAAAAAAART
LET ME SNIFF THAT SHIT BLASTER

>>12485135
What the fuck
You have aspergers

>>12485162

I don't think you know what that means. I've got some asparagus in the fridge though. Is that what you're talking about?

>>12483675
I'm more of a cake fan, myself.

>>12485195

Gingerbread maybe?

>>12485135

>>12485404

What does that mean?

>>12483947
People upvoting her is the scary part of this picture

>>12483858
Woe. I remember when she posted her pics on reddit. She's come pretty far

Bees bees bees, that's a lot of bees. I had a really good honey mousse yesterday wish I had one now.

>>12484348
Gross feet. Other than that she's great. Maybe women should try to be more like Her instead of being lazy slobs who open a can and call it cooking dinner

>>12483947
Stupid SJWs. Their whole mentality is self defeating. The fact that people pander to them is very bizarre since they don't usually consume the media or item that they attack.

>>12485962

Go back to /pol/

>>12485964
Go back to plebbit

>>12485974

Seriously, they miss you. Go back.

>>12483675

That's something inexplicably suggestive about the way she's leaning into that cake. I can't even explain to myself went it's so damn sexy.

Does she have a husband?

>>12486059
naw, no kids either..fake image ? maybe faking it for the opposite of the sjw effect? not that she has any thoughts about being married, kids..just using the happy wife angle to lure you into a idea of old society, three kids, house, woman that cooks, etc for eyeballs..

>>12484045
If she's very private then how would you know if she never had a penis? Moron. And it would make sense since most women aren't capable of being artistic and talented.

>>12483989
yah I don't think I'm understanding the big deal behind this comment either

>>12486250
Do you actually think a man would make a cake that edgy and frilly?

>>12486258

Don't be retarded. There are thousands of male bakers and patissiers

>>12486263
Post one.

>>12483890
I'm going to remember this post and laugh when she stops being popular and comes out as trans to try and draw attention back.

>>12486258
Yes. In fact if I saw a cake like that and you asked me who made it, my first thought would be only a man would take the time to make something that artistic and intricate.

>>12486277
Maybe that's because you're gay.

>>12486264

>>12483675
I wanna stick it in her butt so much.

>>12486287
Or maybe that's because you're a woman that is mad your gender has close to no artistic or creative talent compared to what men do.

>>12486304
That's what made the cover? The best work he's done? They look like boring gay shit.

>>12486305
I was just about to post this.

>>12486304
None of those cakes are as frilly as OPs,
>>12486309
ya, I'm a seamstress lol my specialty is embroidery

>>12483947
Why do jealous women never take ownership of their feelings?

"The picture of you being better than me made me feel bad. Are you going to apologize?"

>>12486353
>Something about your photos makes me fee strangely depressed/inadequate and I'm alarmed by my own reaction
>That being said, this is truly great work and I applaud your abilities
Are you and >>12484011 working together to spread lies and bullshit?

>>12486326
You could find literally all of those except the tower in the back and just about any supermarket

I'm sure its possible he makes more impressive cakes elsewhere, but that is a very poor example

>>12486264

Most of them are chicks, ok I admit it.

>>12486393
>supermarket cakes are the male standard for frilly and ornate cakes
yeah this is why you guys are seem as morons to most of us lol

>>12486433
I was trying to agree with you, damn

>>12486462
iT'S OK
i'm feelin' very spicy tonight. I'm eating gherkins.

>>12483842
Why is this? Why do they hate us so much?

>>12486476

You whine a lot. Maybe that's part of it?

>>12483947
No kink in the arm = not biologically a woman.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>12486526
>Asking a question = whining
Take it easy, Shlomo

>>12486264
Zumbo. Is this even a question? Look up Kerim pattisiere and follow his lineage (all male) to modern day Zumbo.

>>12486526
Oh yeah? How about that we live in 2019 literally everyone who is sane is ok with black, gays and feminists. But they still try to shove down our throats their crap to get attention. Like it's 60's now

>>12486577
Are you saying she is a woman because her arm is kinked, or are you saying he's a dude because his arm isn't kinked?

>>12483675
Would you fuck that trap?

>>12486647
"Her" arm is too straight to be female. Look at any woman's arm, it is bent as fuck relatively.

>>12486693
I looked in the mirror and it seems like the kink becomes more pronounced the further you twist the hand and fingers away from the body, so I don't think this is a reliable way of determining such things. Can't we just look at wrist thickness, adam's apple, and how far their brow bone juts out?

>>12486577
re: that comment
I think they do try to give off that kinda creepy vide.

That was the whole point of the show anyway

>>12486643

Still whining? Wow.

>>12486649

I think we've already established that I would, and that I'd let her top me. I can't speak for anyone else. Also trap is very inaccurate since in this case it's my preferred result so I'm not being trapped. Also trap seems so 2015, get on the trolley you rube.

>>12486649
Right in the brap

>>12483947
man if you get angry by one moron on the internet i'm not sure how you manage to make it here

>>12483859
>spooky
>highbrow

>>12483947
well at least she admitted she feels like shit when she looks at another woman who looks polished in their photos. some don't even go that far and just sperg anyway

cain and abel

>>12483675
Thats a guy right?

>>12487421
Not anymore.

>>12486466
>iT'S OK
I wasn't apologizing
calm your tits

>>12488260
Stop replying to me.

>>12483859
>Netflix only cares about eyeballs
wow are you telling me capitalism preserves only what sells and not what is culturally significant or valuable I don't know how to adjust my worldview to accommodate this new information

>>12488361
Here's a reminder that China's history is about 70 years old because they actively tried to destroy everything significant to the old culture.

>>12488268
kek

>>12488376
in service of an authoritarian "reset" used to forcibly construct and impose a new cultural project, as opposed to the american ideological project of doing so in service of obliterating culture to create a state of for-profit constant cultural consumption with no memory.

So we've identified two systems that are antithetical to the natural development of a peoples' culture. Nice. Probably shouldn't do anything about it though.

>>12488393

That's all well and good, and surprisingly articulate considering where we are, but the big question is this: do you want to intercourse the pretty cake lady?

she’s too... white...

>>12488376
China is getting better when it comes to it, US is getting worse.

>>12488400
I want to intercourse the everloving shit out of the pretty cake lady

This show isn't even available on Netflix in my country so they obviously didn't try to sell it very hard.

>>12483859
Strong jaw line.
I find this attractive

i liked the show and downloaded it all from piratebay because i dont have netflix and everyone hating her for whatever reason should go fuck himself

>>12488393
Well for now lets use the one thats slightly less antithetical
Capitalism at least restricts greed by allowing it to be self consuming.

Ultimately a company will do better doing whatever is actually most valuable

>>12485964
>only /pol/ dislikes these weirdos
Get your head out of the sand. The majority of people in the world hate these people. China even made up an entire new word because of them.

>>12484798
She makes a pretty cool red dress in her show. It's a comfy show, more people should have watched it.

>>12493079
that's a dude in a dress 4 sure. not that there's anything wrong with that

>>12491257
>capitalism restricts greed

idk why you fags keep insisting she's a tranny, go outside or have sex ffs

>>12491257
>capitalism restricts greed by allowing it to be self consuming
i have no idea what you mean by this

>>12492895

Who are you talking about, sperg? Do you even know? Why don't you fuck off back to >>>/pol/ and have a think?

>>12486732
Still being a passive aggressive faggot?

>>12493374
>uncanny valley doll face/figure
Her skin & proportions actually make Barbie look naturalistic in comparison.

>>12483675
post more big tiddy dresses with her in it

>>12483947
>I swear I'm an otherwise confident person

>>12493400
not him but in capitalism, you only get to waste your own money on whatever stupid idea you want to try. In an authoritarian country, the people in charge get to waste everyone's money on whatever stupid idea they want to try

>>12483675
Is that fucking Assad?

>>12495476

Good comeback after 24 hours. You sure roasted me good bra lol 10/10 worth the wait.

>>12496305
fuck you guy

>>12496277

No it isn't you moron. Jesus how blind are you?

>>12496326

I'm not your guy, buddy.

>>12495805
if you saw her figure on any other woman you would think nothing of it. her face is definitely an absurd level of uncanny though

>>12493374

she's got the face of a man. it's an observation anyone would make. i remember reading a r*ddit comment of hers years ago about how her feelings were hurt because everyone kept asking if she's trans.

>>12496794
did she deny it though? prolly not.

You guys still talking about her being trans?

relax, she's a girl, I was joking before
some women look like dudes, get over it, you're never going to see her junk anyway

>>12486254
They literally banned her from reddits food subredit.
They said, while bitching and moaning about progressive "Feminist" bullshit, that a single woman could never be as amazing as her and that she must have had a studio backing her. but that's not the real salty one anyway
here, in all its sjw meme glory

>>12497663
this cunt literally baked reddit a cake and the gratitude she got for repaying all their (you)s was banning. all for the salt of being a modern renaissance woman

>>12497663
feminism: "women can make any choice they want, as long is it's one We approve of"

>>12495825
she doesnt have big tiddies

>>12497674
>be woman
>larp the 1950s
>reddit bans you
>be man
>larp the 1770s
>/ck/ mocks and ridicules you
I don't think it has anything to do with feminism. People just get really salty about roleplayers apparently.

>>12499537

They're perky though.

>10 minutes in and she's rubbing a bone in a VERY lewd way

Fucking hell lads...

>trolls screaming "tranny!!!"
Some women just have masculine faces. Have sex.

Fucking white people

>>12483675
>The show centers around Christine McConnell, an artist and baker who lives in a mansion full of monsters and ghosts. Accompanied by Rose, Rankle, and Edgar, McConnell loves to create morbid looking desserts like gingerbread haunted houses, caramel spiders and bones made of pretzel sticks, peanut butter and white chocolate.
>The show received critical praise for the mixture of retro styling and Gothic aesthetic, use of puppetry, and quirky charm of the series
Did this show get any marketing at all? Reading about it on wikipedia this is the kind of shit I'm into and this is the first time I've heard anything about it.

>>12499759
and some are trans. have sex with your girlfriend (male)

>>12499835
>Did this show get any marketing at all?

No. It's not even on in every region. I don't understand Netflix at all. This show can't have been cheap to make and then they just leave it to die in the wilderness, then cancel it. No wonder they're not making money.

>>12499759
Some women just have dicks.
Have sex (with your girlfriend's dick)

>>12499835
it did on r*ddit. not that i'd know about that

>>12500003
>>12500047
Trans women are not women. Go dilate.

>>12485139
Precisely.

>>12486731
>re:
>i think
fuck off piece of shit

>>12501988

hot

>>12500000

>>12491257
>capitalism restricts greed
anon i...

>>12503649

Capitalism hugged me this morning. And I think it touched my junk.

>>12497674
>give me attention!
>like me!
For once reddit got it right by telling her to fuck off.

>>12497447
Admittedly she did not.

>>12497674
That is one of the sexiest non-pornographic images I've ever seen.

>>12503763
Don't forget to upvote, reddit bitch.

>>12503768
Man, it just looks like some random monster cake. It's barely the reddit thing at all.

>>12493374
That is one sexy tranny.

>>12499588
silicon implants tend to be

>>12483838
Feminism and seething trannies

>>12486693
You’re a dumbass. I'm biological female andy arm looks like that because I'm underweight. You're probably used to staring at overweight and fat bitches. Anything above 19BMi on a woman is overweight unless she literally had 20lbs on her tits and ass.

>>12503771
>>12503771

Wow, you Redditors are really ungrateful.

>>12493374
Not saying she's a tranny but she does have a very manly face

>>12483859
She'd make some handsome sons

>>12485962
I'm sure you consume things you hate as well.

>>12484683
Gosh darn she is so fricken HOTT

good thing I'm on nofap (permanent lifestyle choice, made the decision today) , pics like this don't affect me

>>12483675
I want to bury my face in her cookies and caress them lovingly and aggressively with my mouth and tongue.

>>12503816
Fat feminist seethe and cope.

>>12483859
That's got to be a trap...

>>12504483

What if she was your mummy?

>>12483947
this is honestly a perfectly reasonable post

>>12505384
>duuude I bet she has a penis wouldn't that be crazy haha
>goal that would be so gross haha
>I definitely wouldn't want to suck her penis and feel her thick ejaculate running down my face haha gross haha
kys numale pervert

>>12505447
>I definitely wouldn't want to suck her penis and feel her thick ejaculate running down my face haha gross haha

Hmm. That actually sounds kind of hot to me.

>>12483838
If this is the "spooky" cooking show, maybe because of the fact it had really cringey puppet segments that were disjointed and annoying

Jealousy is the ugliest emotion.

>>12505423
I'd give her the cummy tummy

bump

>>12483947
>>12497663
Wow. What the fuck is wrong with people today.

>>12483675
i love her "cookies" too my friend

>>12505513

She might give you one in return, according to half the people ITT.

>>12497674
That face is that of a man's.

>>12506872

Why are you guys so hung up on this? Do you want to sex her or not? This is the theme of the thread, I think.

>>12506882
If I wanted to fuck something with small tits and a man face, I'd fuck a dude with gynecomastia.
She's got an ugly mug, plain and simple.

>>12506905
I can’t believe how torn I am about her. Her show was cool, RIP. And I am fully erect just thinking about how 1950’s traditional she comes across. Great body, and I’m a little scared of her, which makes her even sexier. But that face....not sure I could get past that. Still fapping tho

yeah, I’m def gonna rub one out to the thought of lifting up that skirt....face down, of courwe

>>12507074
WHY DOES THAT CANDLE HAVE A BLACK FLAME??

>>12483947
Hey I have that same cuckoo clock

>>12507081
spoopy majicks

>>12493374
tranny?
nope

i slammed her clam

GOD DAMMIT, I'm so fucking hungry and lonely.

>>12504100
>my individual experience > statistical averages
Yep, you're biologically female alright.

>>12507649
Only Jews care about made up statistics that they create on their own to trick non-Jews.
You're not... Jewish... are you?

>>12483675
She's so pretty but her glasses make me want to punch her in the face. They remind me of every rabid feminist I've ever met.

>>12507652
Pathetic retort to try to salvage your mannish arms.. Be silent, woman.

>>12504100
>unless 20lbs on her tits and ass
Angry asslet and titlet detected. Breast lover boobs weigh can easily more than 10lbs EACH, there's a reason they have back issues, and we haven't even factored in an ass.

Sorry about your lack of figure, maybe you can reel in a desperate pedo.

>>12483675
who is this semen demon anyways?

>>12507987
my waifu (husbando?) so step back

>>12507664

Whoa, looks like we've got one of them tough guys here

>>12485085
In short

>>12504483
>good thing I'm on nofap (permanent lifestyle choice, made the decision today)

>>12507144
You do realize many trannies have their balls cut off and their dicks sliced open and folded in to create a vagina, right?

>>12508932

>5 days later

>>12503763
that's disgusting.
she looks possessed.

>>12508995
how was your five days before you became gay?

>>12483947
Reasonable post, she's simply engaging with the artist and being open about how it makes her feel. Little over emotional but she seems interested in her vision rather than just triggly puffing out.