/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Egg nuggies don't sound too bad but I bet they cost twice as much as the superior chicken.

I am way too lazy to come up with a good joke about ears. Someone else do it.

>>12478331
I have yet to find an alternative that tastes as good, while costing as much or less than what I normally buy.

because vegetable protein products are 90% of the time soy, which gives me diarrhea, or really expensive.

Also, I went pescetarian for like a month at one point, but I was lacking something in the diet and felt hungry all the time until one Saturday I ate a cheese burger and the hunger went away for the first time in a week or so. Figured it's easier to just eat normal from that point on.

>>12478348
This

Vegan products can be good if they're not just trying to replace meat. Meat "replacements" are usually shit and cost more.

The only good fake meat I've ever had was this thing. And they're like 3.99 each. So hardly cost effective. One you can give me fake meat that tastes good at a decent price then I'll eat it.

They haven't created affordable artifact meat yet. Once that shit hits the market I'm switching over for good.

I just want fake meat to become cheap enough. I would pay up to 10% more, but that's it.

>>12478331
Lots of reasons, although spiting pompous assholes like you has become why I relish doing so.

>>12478331
Ironic coming from a man who famously forced his meat on an unwilling woman.
It's a rape joke!

I eat meat all the time, but processed frozen meat is always disgusting compared to the processed frozen soy counterpart. If i'm gonna be buying frozen convenience food i'm getting soy patties rather than chicken patties.
If shitty frozen food ever goes back to being actual pieces of meat i'd switch back, but then the welfare fats wouldn't be able to afford it and they wouldn't make money any more.

>>12478331
Y'know, I really wouldn't be opposed to trying things like this, but the sheer obnoxiousness of vegan shills drives me away.

You people are legit creepy about this shit, and I wouldn't want people to think I was associated.

>>12478394
Those aren't vegan though anon.

>tyson
absolutely not

>>12478394
>im not going to eat a food because of a 4chan boogeyman
Just lmao @ your ethereal existence

>>12478413
It looks vegan.
Even worse then, cuz that just means that even foods that aren't actually vegan are tainted by association with weirdos.

I'm gonna have a hard enough time explaining it when I start learning Asian food and buying tofu.
Vegans should try being cool and welcoming rather than aggressive and weird.

>>12478331
Because it's not like I'll achieve much in life, so being able to say I contributed to the planet's destruction is at least something

>>12478363
they have. Its just that because its not subsidized they won't take the risk of loss.

>>12478425
>4chan is my only social life
Wow, that projection kinda tipped your hand about something really depressing, anon.

>>12478436
You’re just an autistic loser. No one to blame but yourself there, champ

>>12478446
I didn’t say anything about your social life. Sorry to hear your a depressed projecting mess though, fatty.

>>12478447
>t. aggressive and weird guy
I'm sorry if my post offended you (for whatever reason), but lashing out just proves my point about how you people are not a group I want to be associated with.

>>12478451
see
>>12478455
Let me tell you all about how you've got me RIGHT ABOUT to convert to veganism by ganging up and bullying (after I said simple, reasonable shit).

>>12478331
Neat. Now vegetarians can eat chunks of plastic, too!

>>12478508
There's egg in that shit so. No, vegans won't eat that. I guess most of them aren't big fans of Tyson either.

>>12478514
>I guess most of them aren't big fans of Tyson either.
I was thinking exactly this. I have nothing but disdain for vegans and vegetarians, but even I won't support what Tyson does to its critters. I can't fucking imagine a vegan/vegetarian giving that company their money.

>>12478455
>>12478461
See>>12478451

You’re really weird, but it makes sense since you’re literally just projecting

>>12478394
>vegan shills

It's got fucking EGG in it you cretin. Fuck off back to your safe space.

>>12478331
I eat like 4 times a week. I'll eat what I want

>>12478542
See
>>12478425
You imply that I'm not vegan because of "4chan boogeimen" rather than because real people in my actual life would view me as a weirdo.

This assumption on your part was the projection, because you have no social existence outside of 4chan.

I was trying to be nice about it, but since you're a huge asshole, I'll explain how pathetic you are.
Have a nice day.

>>12478570
>back to your safe space
this is a nonsensical statement.

If anything, its vegans who are "leaving their safe space" when they post on this board.
But then, that's what evangelism is all about.

>>12478331
because I can and because I want.

>>12478394
>You people are legit creepy about this shit, and I wouldn't want people to think I was associated.

this, unironically this.

>>12478331
Because it triggers soibois like you

>>12478331
because it's cheaper than good fake meat. Hell, I'd even take a bit of shitty fake meat in with my real meat. That's what all the processed food companies are doing anyways, right?

As soon as that stops being a reason though, I'll eat good fake meat. And then I'll move to lab-grown when that becomes cheap as well.

i got memed by reddit and i love it :)
le bacon ftw!!!!

>>12478759
Bacon is a meme, but it will never belong to Reddit.

>>12478373

>>12478718
Nope. This is you projecting again because you’re an autistic fat schizophrenic loser inadvertently revealing your only social life is 4chan

Nobody pays attention to you in real life which is why you’re here bawling your eyes out over vegans picking on you. You were being a little fat bitch, break your leg fat fuck

>>12478724
>>12478730
>SO MUCH THIS!!!

>>12478348
as if you aren't drowning ur nug in ketchie anyway

>>12478770
>>12478774
I hope you realize that you've failed as a troll when you're the only person getting upset.

>>12478331

>>12478781
>i-i-im not mad!!
LMAO try not lactating over vegan bullies again, fatso

>>12478331
>tyson
who fucking knows what's in that shit. fuck off

>>12478331
I enjoy it.

>>12478902
Fuck, I always thought that the "veganism makes your teeth fall out" meme was a little blown out of proportion, but seeing it in action is a different kind of lel.

>>12478331

>>12478919
the nuggets aren't even vegan.
even still, i'd rather look like a vegan than an average fat amerilard mutt.

>>12478345
Ears one for you, what did the ear say to the goats ears? ears 2 ewe.
>Ba bum ting

i don’t consume soy

>>12479340
>t.

>>12479778
Lucky for you they are soy free and made the most based and red pilled animal slughterer of them all, Tyson!

>>12478362
I’d like to see what the actual product looks like, probably fucking awhile

>>12479803
Most likely it looks like dog food.

>>12478373
Regretting sex after you realize you can't get your hands on his boxing money is not "rape".

Vegans are as obnoxious as christians and about half as good at manipulation. SorryNotSorry, you really, really suck.

>>12479821
I'm mildly convinced Dong King set that up by having someone else fuck her up for the physical evidence and coercing her to testify that it was Tyson.

>>12478331
Fuck off, cunt.

>>12478348
this

>>12478356
Second. Spinach and artichoke lasagna is pretty damn good. So is eggplant parmesan. But I'd rather eat my own hand than substitute tofu for steak.

>>12479834
Those nuggets aren’t even vegan, retard

>>12480584
Most tofu is good as its own thing than meat imitation. But you can definitely get tofu to imitate poultry decently if you season and dry it enough

>>12480584
I agree but I will say I got some "chinese-style" cauliflower dish from the local indian restaurant the other night and it was just as tasty and flavorful as a chicken dish, and the texture was pretty similar. I wish I could remember what it was called.

>>12480646
>I wish I could remember what it was called

Gobi Manchurian. Don’t forget again!

>>12480618
Did I ask you if the nuggets are vegan? Did I SAY ANYTHING about nuggets, bitch?

>>12480667
Damn thanks homey. Do you have a favorite recipe offhand?

>>12480673
No, but I haven’t tried any recipes that turned out bad. The main thing is avoiding roasted recipes - it’s fried, damnit. Try both the wet and dry types. I like the wet a little better, but dry is also good.

>>12480706
thanks anon

>>12478331
>meatless protein alternative
I think I'd much rather just eat good food instead of trying to choke down their mini deep fried casserole bites.

>>12480735
TNEB

>>12480739
>Tamil Nadu Electricity Board

Excuse me?

>>12480744
THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

>>12478331
Why is the container green? If I saw that I would assume it was granola or some shit.

>>12478331
Nice try, yid. Your plan to hoard meat for the chosen people won't work on me.

>>12479810
This is true of pretty much every frozen food item, and of most food advertising in general.

>>12480735
>mini deep fried casserole bites
Fuck me if that doesn't sound amazing. Think of all the potential casseroles.

>>12480776
>Think of all the potential casseroles.
OY VEY IT'S LIKE ANUDDAH SHOAH

>>12480776
True, just not the one they made. Google search, "deep fried bites," and the world is your oyster.

>>12480747
Shouldn't it be, "TATB"...?

>>12480791
?

>>12480794
>thinking about thos beans

>>12480797
a daring synthesis:
THIS NIGGA THINKIN ABOUT THOS BEANS;

>>12480802
Possibly.

I've never been disappointed by anything made by Quorn

>>12480814
I feel bad for this guy. Looked at his page once and of course he was bombarded with ITATB. His son or grandson was trying to get everyone to stop because Bill thought everybody was calling him a fag or something. Someone showed him a t-shirt with his post and he got super pissed about that too.

>>12478331
Because this isn't a replacement for chicken that'll work when you cook. Look, kiddo, I get that you're trying, but you really need to apply yourself. That said, vat grown meat when?