/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12477563
HI GARFIELD

lasagna is a lesson in surface area

>>12477563
Unless homemade pic related is better than I've had from restraunts, some of them fancy schamchy and I'd love to tell them to fuck off but I'm not stupid enough to have to pay for them unless it's business or family or some retard ass girl. If just for me, I'll go the Stouffers and tell everyone else to piss off.
I always add more sauce and spices and fuck all their cooking directions.

>>12477572
Your mom had no problem with my surface area last night if you know what I mean.

>>12477563
What about Mondays, do you like those?

>>12477602
Sweet n sour pork, that's good for a Monday. Moonday, look into the word.

>>12477596
dad I'm glad she can clean your apartment for you still after the divorce
I know you struggle with things like that since the accident

>>12477607
That means so much since I've never been married. Why don't you tell me more about myself. Shall I tell you some things about you?

>>12477607
And that said, kids are cool, a son would be cool to carry on the family name and daughters would be cool too. Perhaps it's just not in the cards for me.

Tell me o master progostigator conspitator? What shall happen?

>>12477612
dad. it's me
don't you recognize your son anymore

>>12477621
Good, you're Quato, you might know something.

>>12477621
>>12477620
>>12477612
>>12477607
no dad please don't touch me there. please. why do you need to get rid of my dog. ill be good. dad please dont touch me there. please dad. i dont like it. dont get rid of my dog. please dad.

>>12477624
if you are dad who is phone

>>12477607
We don't need your mom to clean and cook, chick's can't cook. We get hired help for help.

>>12477637
Must be the banana phone.
Ring Ring Ring

>>12477638
Faggots this thread was about the divine food shut the fuck up

>>12477642
Exactly and women are divine so us guys do the cooking and design kitchens so that women's feet can get closer to the sinks to help them clean pots and pans and dishes.
What are you stupid?

>>12477641
h-hello?

bump

Does anyone like to put egg yokes in the lasagna sauce

>>12477595
No need to blogpost, tastelet. Go be poor somewhere else.

>>12477648
She's a maneater!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

>>12477653
Yeah right, I'd rather be poor than lack reading comprehension such as your sorry ass has demonstrated. That said I'm not poor.

>>12477693
>I'd rather be poor
That‘s good, because you are, flyover.

>>12477701
You're just a maniac aren't you?
Michael Sembello Maniac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRxcrAU3oig

>>12477701
You know something having grown up in NYC where I never considered "flyover" as a term like you people do I think it's kind of nice to be little bit more upstate where I've been working for an aerospace company. I think people like you are hypocrite scumbags, can you do anything other than label others. Niggers are one thing but you're less than niggers, you're hypocrites.

>>12477701
I'd love to know where an uncreative cunt such as yourself got the term "flyover" from? I can't source it and it certainly wasn't from you.

>>12477563
So do I anon, lets be friends.

>>12477705
>>12477708
>>12477716
>this cornucopia of rectal pain
Stop shitting up the board with your greasy tears and go stuff your face with that microwavable pig slop you love so much, flyover goblin. This isn‘t /soc/.

>>12477722
Be friends with this doggo, fag boi.

>>12477726
That's a though one. I almost don't know what to say with such a response except that you're a faggot that follows around other people and if you didn't give a shit you wouldn't be doing that.
Perhaps you have a homosexual fixuation on me, I most certainly hope not or I'll do something that I almost never do and report you for harassment.

>>12477726
Aren't faggots such as you supposed to be over a certain age to be on this board. I know that's cheap but sometimes it's right and you're still a fuckin' faggot creep.

>>12477726
You might consider dick rate threads on /b. I know them becuase I filter them, you however are way too high falooting for that aren't you?
So therefore you're a faggot.
I bet that you love my logic.

>>12477777
Just for fun

>>12477635
Hey guy it's me, your dog. Let your dad touch you and try to just enjoy it. If you don't then he will get rid of me

>>12477797
That's very good,
FOR ME TO POOP ON!

>>12477563
>>12477595
Exact 2 same images and same shill post for your frozen lasagna, again. This fucking board is 50% paid shilling at this fucking point. Pic related.

>>12479692
What is your favorite lasagna? Personally, I only buy Stouffer's Party Size lasagna with meat & sauce. Did you know it is freshly made pasta layered between a rich meat sauce and topped with real mozzarella cheese? Wow!

Lasagna is cringe tier
Lasagnette is what patricians eat

>>12479692
For me it’s the stouffers lasagna.