/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12471291
Europeans objectively make the worst whiskey

If you're on a budget then you shouldn't be wasting money on alcohol you fucking retard

>>12471291
Barton vodka I guess, 6 bucks for 750 ml.
>>12471335
Just shut the fuck up pussy, you aint helpin nothin. You don't know shit and wouldn't say shit to any alcoholic in person.

Four roses

>>12471339
Oooh watch out! we got a badass over here

>>12471339
You would be too drunk to hit me anyway

>>12471292
yikes

>>12471291
Sky is cheap

>>12471339
we got us a real tough nuts. real internet rambo

>>12471291
Segrams
Ezra Brooks
Four Roses
George Dickle
all around $10

>>12471352
No, but neither are you.
>>12471359
I can hit you somehow
>>12471363
Just fucking kill yourself reddit

>>12471352
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>>12471363
Fuck off. You're not funny and never will be. You don't know shit and wouldn't say shit

>>12471291
Evan Williams and Windsor are good for the money

>>12471363
hahaha awesome, yes hes a real "awesome rebel" like rambo from rocky 2 , the famous boxer. but he is not HAHAH!!i get it, he is not a real badas like sylbester styleon, so he is not going to hurt me irl!! so its funny!! its funny!!! yayyy i feel good about myself even though i let my mom die miserable on her sofa watching TV surrounded by empty coke cans weighing only 80 lbs.

>>12471409
why are you replying to so many different posters as if they're one?
?reddit? faggot retard/

>>12471375
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>>12471394
Lol u mad?

>>12471335
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>>12471412
just wow unbelievable, truly a worthless alcoholic thread

There is no drunker cheepo whiskey than old grand dad and if ypu disagree you are wrong.

>>12471433
Checked and ownage. almost died drinking that shit before. fucking pure ownage

>>12471436
>ownage

You're still hip, gramps.

>>12471438
are you kidding me you fucking retard? godd....

>>12471438
found the boomer who doesnt understand irony

>>12471433
bingo

>>12471432
u taking SHIT??

Sure got samefaggy in here in a hurry

evan williams

>>12471292
SEETHING

>>12471339
based

>>12471291
at least it's straight bourbon

If you're in the UK, try Highland black 8, hogwash or the Glen Marnoch Islay from aldi. All the other Glen Marnochs to me Taste boring, but you might like them.

>>12471510
No he is right, europeons are just uppity and pompous about their regional traditions that came to be back when they had no other options. Their snooty attitude trick stupid people into thinking there's something superior about it.

>>12471292
/thread

>>12471373
HH4 is good too. Like $12 for a half and it tastes pretty damn fine.

>>12471291
Real niggas drink Canada House

>>12471857
A rich, full-bodied wine, sensibly priced at a dollar a jug

wine is the best euro-ml value ratio

>>12473202

>Bottled cheap red wine

The hangovers on this shit must be lethal

>>12473765
It is. Homeless tier wine, really the worst you can get around here.

>>12471291
4 roses.
Was surprised how smooth it was, and it's a sneaking drunk

>>12471291
Benchmark is just Buffalo Trace that's aged in the subprime warehouse locations and watered down to 80 proof rather than 92. It's less than 20 bucks a handle.

>>12473202
>drinking la villageoise
>not using it for cooking
>actually fucking drinking la villageoise

>>12471291
Johnny walker blue label like a real patrician
Talisker 12 poster can eat my shit
Only a real man drinks this god tier scotch
Fucking plebians I swear

Someone left a bottle of "Black Velvet" ($5 sticker) at my place and I haven't been able to choke it down, why can't people just pony up an extra dollar or two for some basic vodka?
Tastes like 200 proof river water

>>12472218
The patrician's choice

>>12473920
I've heard legends about this but have never seen it anywhere in my life- is it regional or discontinued?

>be somewhat poorfag
>only add whiskey to my collection if they are on sale
>so far bought because on sale
>Monkey Shoulder, Elijah Craig, lucked out hard getting a Glenfiddich 12 for $30 instead of $40
Anyone do this besides me? Adding to their collection based on what is on sale?

>>12474179
not gonna lie i got memed into monkey shoulder and i'm not happy about it. smells like bananas and tastes like kale , sure its smooth but thats it

>>12474319

Think for yourself mate, everyone calls it the most beginner whiskey, basically if you've never drunk neat spirits before. It's smooth and inoffensive. If you're already into stronger whiskeys then you're an idiot for going to Monkey Shoulder.

What fun simple cocktails can I make? Right now I'm just stuck on easy shit like grog or cuba libres and lemon drops or appletinis.

>>12474466

Old Fashioned

>>12474319
Monkey Shoulder is okay, good for when your girl wants to pretend she can drink whiskey.

>>12471346

The only good response.

>>12471339
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I flunked out bottom of my class in Alcoholics Anonymous, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on my parents liquor cabinet, and I have over 300 confirmed jello shots. I am trained in binge drinking and I'm the keg stander in the entire county lock-up. You are nothing to me but just another tee-totaler. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision pong shots the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of alcoholic bums across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sobriety. You're fucking drunk, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can drink you under the table in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in day-drinking, but I have access to the entire selection of alcohol at the liquor megastore down the street, and I will use it to its full extent to get you drunk off your ass, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will piss cheap whiskey all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>12474478

Girl?

>>12474526
He is saying it is a girl's/pussy drink, I believe.

>>12474516
fuckin yikes, you gotta be 18+ to post here faggot. take a hike

>>12474056
All blended scotch is garbage, you fucking nigger.

>>12474566

I know I just want everybody to know I'm lonely

>>12474635
You're on 4chan. Everyone already knows.

>>12474439
i'd recommend wild turkey 101 before monkey shoulder. MS is very offensive in the sense it taste like kale, beginners do better with sweet bourbons rather then lawn clippings in rubbing alcohol

>>12474654
your mom does better with giant mighty Moroccan dick than she does with tiny white cuck dick.

>>12474099
I'm in New England and I think I remember seeing it somewhere 20+ years ago, but none of the Liquor stores I've been in seem to carry it. I think it may be regional to the US southwest but I could be wrong. It's basically for wino's and poor college students who have a hard time with bottom shelf vodka.

>>12473158
Welp, I finally get that reference

>>12473975
100% chance that this lie came from employees of Total Wine. Telling people that their house brand X is the same as beloved staple Y for 60% of the price is a classic Total Wine lie. Getting really tired of their bullshit sales pitch trickling down to places like 4chan

>>12475294
Do a blind taste test and it's true over half the time. Marketing and brand loyalty are hell of a drug.

>>12471433
I used to drink this like nothing else but I don't know if they discontinued the handles of the 100 proof or PA decided not to carry them anymore. The discount of buying bulk out weighs getting two fifths.

handle of evan williams black for $20

>>12475581
This. It's $17 here.

For me, it's anything but Talisker 10, which tastes like buffalo diarrhea.

$29/fifth at my local grocery

>>12474663
weird your mom is the exact opposite, probable why she like me so much

>>12471291
Are the alcoholi/ck/ threads back?
https://youtu.be/I4EMA2VwBrk

>>12476178
yeas wheather they want them or not, if alcoholi/ck/s are one thing its persistent

>>12476420
Bro, drunks are nowhere near as insufferable as vegans and bike fags.

>>12474179
I do this and I've really lucked out on it. I do think the person who runs the store is retarded though. Picked up Glenfiddich 18 for like 40 bucks a while back when it was on sale

>>12471346
This also Evan black

>>12473920
>You do not want to do this

>>12471291
For me, it's Talisker 10

>>12478062
Based Talisker shill.

>>12471291
>sub 10 euro whiskey
thats a yikes from me

>>12473994
Why would anyone cook with a wine that they wouldn't drink? Yes I know "cooking" wines exist, but why?

>>12471291
don't buy cheap alcohol

>>12476635
some of them aren't but most of the alcoholics I know are.
t. date an alcoholic and have met most of friends

Fuck your stupid fucking whiskey thread you worthless fucking niggers just drink it and preferably choke to death at the same time what the fuck do you mean whats the best cheapo whiskey theres fucking prices underneath the bottles you stupid fuckers. Also for me its talisker 10 i use it to bleach my asshole goddamn feels good

>>12472218
I dont get the hate for this. Yeah it isnt good, but its fine...

>>12473975
i work in a distillery in kentucky and this is widely known in the industry

>>12480068
Yeah, I learned it whilst doing urban Bourbon trail in Louisville on one fun night. Unfortunately I only got to hit two distilleries on the way back to the Cincinnati Airport, Buffalo and 4 Roses. Now you just have to convince this guy:
>>12475294