/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12472172
i cant make fun of this guy. he's so far soy he's looped back around the other side to being actually based.

*sprinkles piss on drumpfkins*

>>12472172
Yeah, just like people did in the 1800's you fucking idiot. It's a history channel not a cooking show.

>>12472172
Help me bust a nut, meg.

Get it? Kekkity kek.

>>12472172
>cooking show about 18th century pleb food isn't fancy
Are you possibly retarded?

>>12472470
no, but you are.

>>12472172
>poorly prepared overcooked singular food item with no side dish
So Colonial American food, then? What's the problem exactly?

I call this recipe...

... tHE DONALF DRUMPF!! LMAO!!

>this thread

>>12472490
>>12472452
>>12472470
he's just baiting other /pol/cels
sage and ignore

>thank you so much for joining us as we savour the flavours and aromas

>of the 18th century
*whimsical pipe music*

>>12472528
I'm frustrated

>>12472528
He's frustrated

>>12472172
He looks like Alefantis.

>>12472530
Bump

His Indian pudding episode is GOAT. He cooked it in too deep a pan, but the recipe itself is solid.

>>12472172
Pour 50g nutmeg into 32 ounces of orange juice. Stir vigorously, take big swig. Repeat until nutmeg/oj mixture is gone. Clear calendar for 3 days.

>>12473968
"No!"

urnge foo

>>12473968
>50g nutmeg into 32 ounces of orange juice
>Clear calendar for 3 days.
please tell me more

>>12474324
worst headache of my life

>>12474324
My guess is big poops but I don't know if that necessitates clearing your calendar for three days.

>>12472172
how many times does this thread need to be made?

>>12474324
Nutmeg is toxic for you but it supposedly gets you high.

>mfw some Zionist Trumpfaggot thinks the orange fool episode was about Trump

>>12472172
try the onion roasted in its own skin anon

>>12474324
He's trying to get you to trip balls and then have a really bad hangover for a few days. I did this in college but with milkshakes

>>12472181
I know, right? I was shocked to find out he's heterosexual and has a wife and kids. Between his soft voice and the prissy little movements originating from the shoulders and hips, I would have sworn he was homosex. Every instinct I possess screamed at me, "This boy wants the D". But my instincts are wrong, and the only D he likes is the Declaration of Independence. He's just a heterosexual man with a really strong passion for old time cookery and non-aggressive mannerisms.

Who can probably throw tomahawks better than me. Which is not trivial, I do throw tomahawks and I'm not at all bad at it.

>>12474404
How bad a hangover are we talking here?

>>12474380
Fuck off, MIGA!

>>12474324
It produces a high but a really uncomfortable one, kinda paralysing and nauseating. Not worth it at all.

I watch those vids just to bully people from the 18th century with my mind. Imagine spending half your day, every day, on ridiculous shit like churning butter.

>>12474460
I did it on Friday and didn't eat anything until Monday. Also headache. Not the worst I've had but still pretty bad
It's the kind of hangover that makes the slight hallucinations not worth it

>>12474440
Plenty of gay guys with wife and kid.

>>12472172
>insult his cooking
>he demands satisfaction
>nigga is experienced in flintlock pistols
>OP is a modern soiboi
>Op gets btfo by lead ball to the dome
>Op was the fool the whole time

I eat so much nutmeg, you have no idea. It's a miracle I haven't overdosed.

I wish he would speak like a pirate constantly, just to confuse people

What is the deal with /ck/'s hang up on this guy?

>>12474658
Maybe back when faggots stayed in the closet.

just gonna save this important thread from page 10

the latest video about retrieving a canoe store in a frozen lakebed was pretty rad

>>12475678
He made a video on Orange Fool back when he was doing a series on the Washington Estate. Orange Fool was/is a dessert that George Washington quite liked but Townsend had the bad timing of doing the episode in the middle of the 2016 elections and got the attention of some spergs who thought he was digging at Trump.

Since then he's been easy /pol///leftypol/ bait.

>>12474460
Kinda confused, annoyed, headache and your pupils will be huge for days. Anyone looking at you will know you're fucked up on something.
The high isn't that fun either so not worth it.

>nutmeg highs
>extremely toxic to your body
>takes literal days for it to leave your system and recover
>everyone says its shit anyway
Just buy mushrooms retards

>>12474398
>dude onions lmao

>>12474440
is this pasta? either way kek