/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12469708
Sides: hash browns w/ ketchup for max flavour.

What Jewish dish is simplest for me to buy and cook. No Kosher stores around.

Fuck off shlomo
You put mayo in baba ghanoush
Merchants greatest crime against humanity

>>12469753
Fallafel should be abundant!

>>12469799
How about an actual jewish dish

Is their an actual Jewish dish that wasn't a blatant ripoff of the culture they were leaching from?

>>12469753
Kugel's pretty good and tasty. I like it with ice cream but my (jewish) wife says and her family think that it's sacrilege. Basically make a french toast mix, add sour cream and cottage cheese, add to part cooked egg noodles and put in the oven. Tasty as fuck.

Another good one is shakshuka but that probably doesn't fall under 'jewish', moreso middle eastern. Basically eggs poached in a spicy tomato stew.

>>12469839
there*

Who was in the wrong here? Is cinnamon babka really better than chocolate babka?

>>12469839
No, that was the point of this thread.

>>12469839
>Is there a dish that emerged separate from the culture it was created within.
Probably not you fuckwit. However, I think 'fish and chips' as we know it in England was originally a jewish creation.

>>12469859

>>12469865
Fried fish in the Iberian Peninsula was also of Catholic origin. People forget that there were and still are culinary cultural interactions between Jewish and Christian/Muslim people.

We should be celebrating cultural interactions.

>>12469842
>Kugel
Overrated IMO

I'm unironically irl gay and Jewish.

>>12470563
>gay
Were you ostracized?

>>12469708
>>216027571
Destroy ALL JEWS

It will not only save the West but extirpate chabadists, religious jews, atheist jews , zionists, war jews, finance jews, socialist jews, feminist jews, pro-gay jews, open border jews and all their relatives .

>>12470785
(You)

>>12470785

>>12469753
>>12469822
>>12469842
LATKES!
It's dead simple - peel, wash and grate a potato, add half it's volume in grated onion, and enough flour and egg to form a thick slurry. add garlic aplenty, and pan fry globs of the slurry until there's brown on both sides. no need to deep fry.
top with a fuck load of salt, and a modest bit of sour cream.

>>12469708
Anything cooked in an oven?

>>12469799
Jews will lose to Lebanese on falafel.
>>12469842
Interesting will try
>>12470985
Oh hell yes I am Walter Mathau ice-fishing.

thanks Forelocked Anons.

>>12469865
>'fish and chips' as we know it in England was originally a jewish creation.
That's the claim, but it's not quite correct. Jews expelled from Spain brought the idea with them- it's actually Spanish (after all, it wasn't Jews bringing potatoes back from the new world).
Another example of Jews stealing someone else's intellectual property and claiming it as their own.

>>12470985
>top with a fuck load of salt, and a modest bit of sour cream.
>sour cream.
apple sauce >>>>> sour cream

>>12469753
Shakshuka requires few ingredients that are pretty much everywhere, and it is really easy to make.

>>12471678
Damn is she eating five guys? She looks so happy.

>>12469708
>The chicken schnitzel is the best.
The veal is the best. Veal fell out of favor in the late 80s due to thoughts of snuffing out young animals lives, and images of animals fed only mother's milk and kept in pens shitting down their legs unable to move were the scare tactics. This is when pork took up popularity. If it's not pork, then it is just breaded meat. Schnitzel implies german style, served plain with lemon, and traditional german sides, or else traditional german sauces like jaeger.
>While other countries will use veggies, et al,
What countries use vegetables to bread a schnitzel?
>the addition of sesame seeds with matzah powder IMO makes the crispyiest of schnitzel.
Matzah, aka cracker meal, does indeed have a long history of breading delicious crispy things, because it adds a toasted flavor. Cracker meal is especially delicious on fish breading, and to top baked casseroles. I add matzo ball mix to potato pancakes when I make them, and they get more golden when I panfry in my cast iron. Also, I use crushed cuban crackers which is like thick matzo, based unleavened crackers, for cuban croquetas (ham or leftover chicken blended with egg and crackers, rolls in crumbs).
Falafel mix (from a box) is an amazing chicken finger breading. It has herbs, spices and yes, sesame, and can be dredged by just rinsed and moistened chicken tenders. Oil your cooking pan with olive oil and drizzle more on top.

>>12472404
I am gonna use some falafel mix the next time I make tendies. That looks really good.
>The veal is the best.
Agreed, but I am a poorfag grad student, and veal is too expensive. Also, I don't usually eat a lot of red meat unless I am making chamin, or it's a holiday meal. Chicken is my go to "meat" of choice.
>What countries use vegetables to bread a schnitzel?
I don't remember what I meant to type there.
> I add matzo ball mix to potato pancakes when I make them
I wish more people did this. They make a fuller/firmer latke, in addition to looking better. I am not a fan of flimsy latkes.

>>12469753
Shakshuka, potato pancakes, also schnitzel is a german thing that was just adapted here

My mom has/had a middle eastern man fetish and she'd always try to cook middle eastern food for them. I hate it. There's never really been any dishes that stood out to me as actually GOOD. It's all just over-seasoned garbage quality meat and carbs. Everything pretty much tastes the same and the low quality is a turn off for me.

>>12469753
baby foreskin

>>12472596

For me it's the kosher mcchicken

>>12472619
Is that a real thing?

>>12472359
>Damn is she eating five guys? She looks so happy.
If so she probably doesn't know any better. Thinks paying $9 for a simple burger to make that weird giant Shaq even richer is a good thing.
Plus she's got ugly fat rolls and cellulite so I bet it is 5 guys with their grain-plumped burgers that contain 5% HFCS

>>12472348
>Shakshuka
>A version of the dish sans egg, known as galayet bandora, is very popular in Jordan and Israel. Gelayat bandora originated in Jordan, specifically in the Ghor al-Safi agricultural region surrounding the Dead Sea.
Ohhhh shit are the Israelis and Magrebs going to war over this?
>the Shakshuka War
Thanks I'll give it a try.

>>12472404
What do I do about veal? I guess I do believe veal is kept on a short leash and slaughtered young, as veal is raised near my house. I see the little critters every day on the highway.
I eat meat and I hate Puritans, but I admit I do not eat veal or fois grase for ethical reasons.
It's so damned good though.

>>12470985
>LATKES
Aren't those Russian?

>>12473902
at least It's actually Jewish

>>12472594

t. Sad cos all my daddies left me

>>12472619
>>12472840
yes

>>12474032
imagine being subjected to this sort of pilpul.

>>12474470
>>>/pol/

Israel stole everything from the Lebanese. Prove me wrong.

>>12473937
they're pan-european, but they're most associated with american jews, who are from all over europe, but mostly poland and france. like how saurkraut is common in france, belgium, etc., but americans associate it with germany.
>>12471860
savory dammit, savory!

>>12469859
is the cookie a symbol endorsing racial segregation? like the way "palestinians" are kept on their own side of Israel and the Jews live on the other side?

>>12475579
"palestinians" are a myth

invading Muslim forces are not a separate ethnic identity

>>12475656
He already put "palestinians" between quotes man

REEEEEEEE JEWS THE LOLOLOST DIDNT HAPPEN REEEEEEEEE STOP LYING FOR SHMUEL THE RABBI

>>12474518
Pretty sure that's an ostrich, not an emu, mate.

>>12475522
>savory dammit, savory!
No way. Gotta have applesauce!