/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12469908
try it and find out for yourself

>8.0

Tastes exactly like blue jolly ranchers. Whether or not that's a good thing is up to you.

>>12469908
No.

OP BTFO.

It tastes like blue raspberry slurpee syrup mixed in a normal steel reserve. Woe to the man who is at a dark enough place to consume any of these alcopops

See, I "enjoy" (As in enjoy the price-effect ratio) plain Steel Reserve. They sell unflavored Four Loko as "Earthquake" and it's the most disgusting chlorine-tasting bullshit

>>12470241

>>12470241
OP here. Just downed a regular steely. Tastes like swill but it gets the job done

>>12470213
you wish boi, sit back down
bye
don't @ me
k? k.

>>12470241
>They sell unflavored Four Loko as "Earthquake"
Are you serious? What have I done

>>12470241
>unflavored Four Loko

>>12470213
why you drinking the watered down ones? grab you a 14% sour apple

>>12470466
>>12470471
The taste is seriously syrupy alcoholic pool water. It's the fucking worst thing you can get at a gas station.

this one is still the king

the pineapple one is the only one that doesn't immediately make me retch but these are the lowest of the low as far as alcopops go
the blue ones will dye your poop a sickening green and for some reason leaving the empty can sitting out will attract every gnat in a 17 mile radius

high % cocktail drinks are fucking based

>>12470994
I went to Japan recently and they had a can like this but it was black and I swear to god it was 12 or 14% abv. Tastes great too. But I can't find a picture of it anywhere -- help me bros

>>12469908
Nah

It tastes like blue raspberry mixed with a standard Steel Reserve. Nothing to write home about.

>>12469908
Tastes like a flat mountain dew voltage. I like it, but I can't fucking find it anywhere, only one place in town seems to carry steel reserve.

>>12470241
>>12470466
Those are gross, but camo black will make you regret life. Worst $1.34 I've ever spent.

I'm stealing my dads wine right now, getting a little drunk

>>12471144
I like that

This is what I jam when I drink cheap shitty beer all night
https://youtu.be/IYKsjdkdRbw

>>12469908
Ahhh not really, but fuck it right?

>>12470674
drank a 4 pack of these and took a bunch of ambien one night. woke up in my bathtub covered in black vomit and idk where me and my friends went

>>12469908
WOW! Looks like the limp wimp wristed pansy of the Malt Liquor crew decided to go full Fagator on us. Real men drink Camo, only Fags drink Steelies.

>>12471144
>14.4%
pleb

>>12471267
but they tasted pretty good huh?

>>12470150
blue is the best flavor

>>12470665
>>12470466
I've been drinking a shit load of them because I thought it was just another malt liquor. But now I'm worried because 4 loco annihilates my brain.

>>12471144
>1.34$ for 12.2%
Fuck my life why do I live in California. I pay ~10$ a night to get wasted when 3$ would fuck me up wherever you live.

>>12470990
The GOAT

>>12469908
Is this really ethical? All these kinds of drinks are marketed towards poor people and intended for extreme abuse. Just doesnt seem right to me

>>12470213
>t. trayvon martin

>>12471144
These should be illegal for how cheap they are.

>>12471630
>>12470213
What's interesting is the FDA did go after 4 loco when parents started to sue over their dead kids. The orignal formula with a bunch of stimulants in it turned people into zombies and was getting them killed. Basically the kritarchy said, 'stop killing so many slaves, the goyim are starting to notice'. So they took the stims out and went right back to selling it!

>>12471133
Check Walmart. Mine sells it and the blackberry.

>>12469908
I used to buy that and the fruit punch flavor all the time when I lived down south since all the gas stations had them for 2 for $3. Pic related is the best though.

>>12472200
I don't like the faux redbull taste of gold.

Frost and blaze are pretty good

>>12469908
no, taste like carbonated kool aid and vodka, try the pineapple flavor it's the best one they make.

>>12469908
Yeh. Pineapple one is better. Makes hangovers way worse.

>>12472409
>Frost and blaze are pretty good
They make your poop sick tho

>>12471144

>>12471998
>working class consumers purchasing their alcohol from Wal-Mart

biggest cope ever

>>12470390
I've grown to like it. The 42 oz tastes like mushrooms.

>>12470226
I don't consider it woe until you're consuming a pint of Popov on a daily basis

>>12473186
What is with all the teetotaling wojak posts? Is it just you or what?

>>12473186
Protip from an al/ck/ie, handles of liquor are as much as 20% cheaper at Walmart.

Anyone who just throws money away is retarded anyways.

>>12473210
its all brand name trash, Wal-Mart obviously won't have a greater variety of stock and quality product

>>12473190
It might be my state but I've never seen a 40 oz

>>12472409
>>12473176
I realized the poop thing while frantically searching for my car keys to drive to the ER, lul. It's a little too close to the symptoms of colon cancer.