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Is there a more worthless pastry than the maple long john?

>> No.12466170

>>12466169
I will fucking murder you

>> No.12466173

>>12466170
Dubbz

>> No.12466177

>>12466169
That's called a Hot Carl, stupid.

>> No.12466178

pictured maple bar unrelated?

>> No.12466180

>>12466169
But anon it's even colored like the cocks you love

>> No.12466229

>>12466169
Fuck off

>> No.12466251

>>12466169
Neenish tart.

>> No.12466274

>>12466169
You mean the sappy fappy?

>> No.12466285
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12466285

check out these try hards.
>frosting
>pink
>sprinkles
wouldn't even surprise me if these were front and center at a gay pride parade

>> No.12467628

>>12466170
I'll help hide the body

>> No.12467882
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>>12466169
for me it's the maple bismarck

>> No.12467902

All American pastry is shit.

>> No.12467944

>>12467902
PastrIES, foreigner. Pastry is the singular word, not the plural. You might not like them but there's more than one American pastry. You're welcome.

>> No.12467946

>>12466169
OP don't make me find and rape you.

>> No.12467975

>>12466285
>hating on the pink frosted sprinkled donut
fag

>> No.12467980

>>12466169
vanilla pudding, I mean boston "creme" donut

>> No.12467987
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>>12466285
>The homer donut

>> No.12467989

>>12467980
You got a problem with vanilla custard donuts, you got a problem with me

>> No.12468001

>>12467987
Formerly the Chuck donut

>> No.12468012
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>>12467987
>>12467989

>> No.12468014

>>12467987
Pink frosted sprinkled donuts are the Smosh donut as well.

>> No.12468075

For me, it's the glazed twist.

>> No.12468083
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>>12467944
You have to have IQ north of 80 to pull off snarky replies, flyover.

>> No.12468087

>>12468083
>plural 'pastries'

>> No.12468336

>>12466169
Why is John so long? why are americans so fat?

>> No.12468359
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12468359

>>12466169
the iced finger
its not even a pastry, its a fucking sandwich roll with some icing on top.

>> No.12468366

>>12467980
Stab yourself

>> No.12468380

>>12466177
Nah, a Hot Carl is what I do to your sister every night and your mum every morning.

>> No.12468385

>>12468359
Oh, I don't like that one bit.

>> No.12468399
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>> No.12468414

>>12468399
really anything little debbie besides zebra cakes
I'm sure everyone likes only one thing from this saccharine slinging thot and nothing else

>> No.12468422

>>12468414
The chocolate cupcakes are decent

>> No.12468430
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12468430

Fucking yum yums

What is the point?

>> No.12468446

>>12468430
its a donut covered in sugar, but imo a donut is only good if its filled with custard or fresh out of the fucking oil.

>> No.12468448

>>12468359
What the fuck is wrong with Bongistan?

>> No.12468461

>>12468359
Holy shit that looks bad.

>> No.12468465

>>12468448
i dont fucking know, ive never actually seen anyone buy one but they must fucking exist to be sold. probably poor af kids walking past the cooplands, wondering what they can get for their 40p of copper.

>>12468461
yup

>> No.12469056

>>12466169
That's a donut

>> No.12469062

>>12468083
Wow, a pastry is a piece of pastry.

>> No.12469066

>>12468399
Anything from a box is crap

>> No.12469524

>>12468359
Fuck you buddy these are great. Also they're not pastries.

>> No.12469533

>>12466169
Jolly Rancher Flavored Pop Tarts.

>> No.12469538

>>12468083

This poster is correct

>> No.12469551
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>>12466169
Youre just a feminist attempting to discredit phallic shaped products, jealous at the glory of man in every form. Sorry, the Maple Long John is here to stay you cackling witch. Does it bother you that people orally consume a phallic shaped object ? I bet it does, because as I said, we both know youre jealous of men (penis envy, etc.) and their glorious achievements

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>>12468414
ZC's are ok and so are Oatmeal Cream Pies, but Nutty Bars are top tier.

>> No.12469688

>>12468083
what the fuck are you trying to prove? pastries is plural

>> No.12469783

>>12469688
>>12467944
Pastry can function as both an uncountable and countable noun you fucking morons. It doesn't require a plural in this context.

>> No.12470234

>>12469688
>1b

>> No.12470246

>>12468359
This is some ghetto ass shit. Vienna sausage tier.

>> No.12470276

>>12468414
I actually have a soft spot for the cosmic brownies. Like they're so far from a "good" brownie I kind of mentally put them in their own category. Fuck if I don't get a hankering for em every now and again.

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>>12466169
hhhhhhahahahoehoheoh woah there
fuck you man

>> No.12470706

>>12468399
concepually honey buns are fantastic, they're just persians with less cinnamon and they're delicious. If you can get them fresh they're the best.

>> No.12470719

>>12466285
>he doesn't eat these while talking like homer
kill yourself zoomer

>> No.12470931

>>12468446
Why is it fucking oil?

>> No.12471167

>>12470931
because fair food

>> No.12471174

>>12466169
the croissant is bullshit and fuck bearclaws.

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>>12468014
Zoomer spotted.

>> No.12471178

>>12468399
if you nuke those motherfuckers a bit, they ain't bad.

>> No.12471196

>>12468380
Dedication. Necrophilia's not my bag, but you do you, beau.

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>>12469551
It’s just a donut. Calms down anon. People have differences in taste. No need to get triggered over a donut lmao

>> No.12472552

>>12466169
Who knows the names of donuts? All I eat is the normal glazed ones with chocolate icing and everytime I order them I have to specify.
>normal glazed donuts with chocolate icing
otherwise they tend to give me chocolate cake donuts with chocolate icing.

>> No.12472983

>>12472552
The opposite happened to me the other day. I ordered a dozen chocolate cake donuts, got them home and they were regular with chocolate glaze.

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>>12466169
Concha.