/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12458535
water

gin and tonic
vodka and tonic
sparkling white wines

don't even feel guilty though, to be honest. they're simply the best drinks.

Imagine having to define your masculinity on the drinks you're having.

Fish bowl margaritas

>>12458535
Manzana

>>12458535
Godmother
1pt Amaretto and 2pts Vodka, at least that's the way I make it. Served on the rocks or neat.

>>12458542
>>12458601
what are girly about [booze] + tonic or amaretto + vodka?
is it because it has sweetness? if you use a good tonic they arent even that sweet, and amaretto with vodka definitely wouldnt be super sweet with that ratio.
men aren't supposed to have any sweetness in their drinks? not even a little? lol

>>12458618
Flavor overload is a girly thing.

>>12458640
so an old fashioned, sazeracs, boulevardiers, negronis and vieux carre's are all girly because they have overwhelming flavors?

Semen

>>12458661
I don't know most of those cocktails, but what you described in the post before looked like flavor overload.

>>12458618
To be perfectly honest i'm not a fan of things that are very sweet. I get headaches even when I drink water and can only drink a couple before my stomache feels irritated.

Long Island Iced Tea

damn that shit is tasty.

>>12458535
Cherry boba tea with Pusheen straw

moscow mules

>>12458535
All of them. My girlfriend worked as a bartender at a fancy cocktail place before she got her current job.
Tuens out cocktails are pretty fucking good.
Even the pretentious ones.

>>12458545
This.
Mine are long island, mai tai, zombie, mojitos. Pretty much anything tropical rum based

>>12458677
they're all strong booze cocktails with distinctly pungent flavors.
a boulevardier for instance is rye whiskey, campari and sweet vermouth.
a sazerac is rye whiskey, absinthe, bitters and a sugar cube.
etc.
old fashioned is the same concept, yet has been enjoyed by men for decades.
a drink can be a flavor overload as long as that flavor isnt pure sugar

>>12458535
Kraken rum and cokes. Or RC cola if your kidneys can handle it

>>12458535
>Long Island Tea
>has no tea in it
?

>>12458535

>>12458535
Cherry lemonade

>>12458661
The fuck

Water. I tell everybody it has vodka mixed in so they think I'm less of a fag, but it's always just water.

diet soda

>>12458535
is this what they call toxic masculinity?

>>12458535
Fruit yogurt soju.

Diet dr pepper and vodka

>>12458535
Absinthe with sweetened lime juice
White rum, pineapple juice, and grenadine
Cuba libre
Brandy old fashioned sweet

>>12458535
Cum

Are mojitos girly?

>>12458535
all of them

i'm an alcoholic so if any of them are offered to me ill drink them.

>>12458535
>amaretto and ginger beer
>contreau and lemonade
>some tequila thing our regular guest likes
id drink more of it if i could

Blended strawberry daiquiri, mom used to give me sips of hers when I was just a little kid. Fuck I wish I could be a kid again.

girls dont drink gin and tonics retards

I'm not one for cocktails but I once tried a mojito and it was alright

>>12460655
Your mom sounds hot

>>12458535
No such thing as thing as a girly drink. Just drink what you enjoy

>>12458809
My guilty pleasure coke-and-whiskey is RC Cola and Crown Royal. I call it a Palindrome.

I mean not, like, out loud or anything, where anyone could hear me. But I call it that in my head.

>>12460935
Naughty boy

>>12458535
Frozen strawberry daiquiri

>>12461335
I'm naughty sometimes, but I'll be nice for you
OwO

>>12458618
Manly drinks: beer, straight spirits

Girly drinks: spirits with mixers, wine

I don't make the rules

>>12461401
You know, beer is interesting, because the most common type of beer drank in America, Pilsner Ale, was once considered a girl's drink. Prior to World War II, men favored stouts and lagers, and Pilsners were considered women's beer. But then in WWII when the men were overseas fighting, the beer companies upped their production and marketing of Pilsners, and when the boys came back they were just willing to drink any damn thing to wash the memory of seeing their best friend's leg blown off that they guzzled Pilsner and the status quo never got restored. Bud, Bush, Coors, Michelobe, they're all girly drinks, at their origin.

A similar thing, kinda, happened with wristwatches in World War I. Before that a wristwatch was strictly a woman's chronometer, and men carried pocket watches. But in the trenches wristwatches proved a lot more utilitarian than a pocket watch on a chain. So our sensibilities shifted and a fine wristwatch has been a masculine way of displaying wealth and success for a good century, now.

C'est la guerre.

I'm not insecure enough about a fucking drink to make it a "guilty" pleasure.
I like g&t , margaritas, and mojitos. Nobody in my town can make a good margarita, though, and I don't want to shop for it myself since I'd have to make a lot of them.

freaking out about girly drinks is dumb and insecure as fuck.

One of the manliest men I knew enjoyed Fruit Tingles and Cosmopolitans.

>>12458535
I don't see the point of watering down drinks too much. When I drink spirits I usually start off adding some coke but once I'm on my way to Drunktown I stop putting it in.

I used to drink gin and lemonade a few years back. But again using just enough lemonade to take the edge off.

>>12461705
I really hope this was an ironic post

>>12461386
お前死ねい

>>12461386
お前 うwうう

>>12458535
I don't have guilty pleasures, I'll order a daiquiri if I feel like one, even when in the presence of people drinking beer.

I'll add to the chorus of homos saying that the concept of "girly" drinks is fucking stupid. If you are running such a deficit of confidence that drinking a fucking Manhattan makes you think that you are lacking masculinity then you have bigger problems.

>>12458535

>>12458535
vodka raspberry

>>12460849
Thanks she did used to be pretty attractive

>>12462522
nonfrozen daiquiris are based, try a hemingway

>>12458690
These are my go to "GOTTA GET FUCKED UP FAST" drink because bartenders usually go fuckin wild on them.

>>12463852
>GOTTA GET FUCKED UP FAST
This is almost never a priority for me, but when it is I go with beer that has vodka mixed in.

>>12458661
the hell negronis are girly

>>12458540
based

>>12459056
unironically yes

>>12458535

I have no guilty pleasures, only pleasures. I'm secure enough in my masculinity to know that if I drink a piña colada, I won't turn into a lesbian.

>>12458535
Should probably not comment here considering that I'm recovering from severe alcoholism but cant help myself. My favorite girly drink is probably the Pina Colada. Love coconuts in general so I enjoy a Malibu on the rocks as well. Also love the Galliano coffee shot or straight Disaronno. I also like Caipirinhas and Mojitos but guess those are more manly drinks - dunno.

>feeling guilt over a beverage

Toxic masculinity is alive and well.

>>12463883
Are they really? Negroni and sangria are my go-to drinks, and I know sangrias are masculine because Archer drinks them.

>>12464631
negronis and sangrias are gender neutral not that it matters

>>12458661
Youre a negroni

>>12458535
beer

>>12458535
Olive oil

jesus christ I cant imagine living my life like that
my favorite drinks

>>12458535
Margaritas are girly? Everyone in Texas drinks those. They are great. Get fucked.

>>12458535
How girly are mimosas?

Long island iced tea. Shit gets you drunk.

>>12460688
This. Women hate gin.

>>12465688
Mimosas are 50 year old mom going to brunch-core, but still tasty

>>12458535
My ex gf who I fuck when I see makes cosmos. I fucked her Thursday night and had a cosmo at her place.

Hurricanes are pretty sweet and they're pink so they're girly, but like >>12463852 said, they make them strong as fuck and they have a lot of alcohol in them.

>>12465771
>>12460688
My mom drinks gin and tonics

>>12458535
Mikes

>>12458542
grills don't drink gin. Anything with vodka.

>>12458535
Mudslide on ice

>>12458535
whiskey sour

>>12458535
After living abroad I realized that only white trash cares about whether your drink is "girly" or not. Women from pretty much every other culture like when you get a delicious cocktail with them.

>>12466492
Seconded. You can easily swap out “girly” for delicious.

>>12458535
My most recent cocktail love is gin, pineapple (juice and garnish), lime (jce), cucumber curl(gar), deseeded jalapeño round(gar).

"girly"
this meme needs to stop, same with perfume/cologne, sweet flavors and scents arent girly
when did this meme start and why?

>>12466733
ugh you're probably one of those brown people that lather their entire body in cologne to cover your nasty BO from eating shit. We can smell you from two blocks away and everybody hates you for it. STOP

>>12458535
Is Gin and Tonic a girly drink?

>>12458540
lol

>>12466748
couldnt be more wrong
and i cant imagine a logical person not agreeing with what i said

>>12466733
Corporations convincing you to gender-lock your interests. Same reason people started eating cereal because corporations convinced you that cereal is "good" for you.

>>12466821
So its the... the jews?
mfw

Espresso martinis are fucking nectar

long island

those things will put you on your ass

>>12458903

but it does taste a bit like ice tea.

>>12458535
nothing because imagine thinking drinks are girly or manly. i just drink whatever the fuck im in the mood for god i hate fucking retarded zoomers

>>12458903
No Long Island in it either.

How deep does this go?

>>12465678
This. I love margaritas and don't give a fuck what anyone says.

Couldnt get drunk off them but I love a few of these after a big night

>>12462428
you mother is an ironic post

>>12458535

Talisker 10 year.

>>12458535
Jerome's cummies

>>12458535
pornstar and purple haze

im not guilty of it at all though desu

>>12458535
Rumplemintz, 100 proof so it gets the job done

I like cayman jack margaritas. It’s perfect for summer heat. Just one of those small bottles and a handful of ice is wonderful

>>12458535

My new go to summer treat:

Sour boi recipe:

1 can of minute maid frozen lemonade
1 liter of plain sparkling water
.5 liter of lemon sparkling water
1 cup of ice cubes
1 pint of vodka (not smirnoff because thats fuckin gross)

Dump in a pitcher and stir. Serve cold. Sour bois.

>>12458535
A 5th of vodka

>>12471148
>Not drinking straight mouthwash

How the fuck can you drink that shit? A friend of mine bought me one at a bachelor party and i told him never to order whatever that was again

My wife hates this shit but its my fucking go to if i want to get wasted and its great for the morning after.
Yall niggers use chad v8? Or virgin clamato shit tomato water?