/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12466386
Kung Pao chicken
Pork fried rice
Lo mein noodles

just rice

>>12466395
cant argue with that son

>>12466386
If it's a real chinese buffet (the kind that a chinaman from china might go to) then lobster and more lobster

pea pods 8x8x8

Make an oreo and jello pyramid.

>>12466401
its actually 8x8x.5 if you need special help playing this game

>>12466405
Based

Imma get that seafood/mayonnaise casserole

>>12466407
think about it a little harder

Crab legs

>>12466412
oh god. is that common then? i thought it was unique to the 2 places i go to.

>krab sticks
>celery
>onion
>garlic
>cream sauce
>topped with shredded cheese

PUKE

>>12466386
half pepper friend shrimp.
half garlic green beans.

>>12466424
shrimp is good buy you are wasting your money on the vegetables.

I love the panicked look they give me when I literally make fucking MOUNTAINS of food on my plate, and have to be so fucking careful as to not spill it or have any morsels fall.

>>12466440
asians hate that. they also hate giving you free refills. you have to stand up and scream at them to get a refill.

Ummmm....Why do I just get one plate if I'm at a buffet? Fuck you, OP.

Not playing your games anymore.

>>12466452
thats the challenge you weak minded fool. its supposed to be difficult.

All General Tso and Egg Rolls.

>>12466483

>>12466386
Egg rolls and only egg rolls because theyre made in a factory somewhere and then deep fried..and thats being generous. The kitchen conditions of your average Chinese restaurant are beyond disgusting, so I can only imagine that level of filth multiplied enough to serve obese people and Mexican day laborers.

Im not even that picky but I try to never eat anywhere that needs a sneeze-guard.

>>12466526
you nailed the local demographic here. its all mexicans. each party is like 9 people. 30 year old grandmother, 20 year old mother, 2 year old kids.

>>12466386
I make a Lincoln log style cabin with egg rolls as the beams and rangoons as the corner stones. The interior is filled with shrimp fried rice on a thin bedrock of lo mein

>>12466553
*applause*

>>12466556

for me its bourbon chicken

>>12466386
white rice, sesame chicken and kung pao chicken.

>>12466659
super delicious. but what proportions?

>>12466386
Everything

>>12466666
so like a teaspoon-full of everything?

>>12466666
Based quint-poster.

>>12466386
>what do you put on it

My usual fare:

>just a small scoop of fried rice (if the beaners made soy sauce rice I skip it)
>only the beef from beef & broccoli
>only the chicken from chicken & broccoli
>pepper chicken
>mushrooms
>only the shrimp from the seafood medley (no thanks imitation crab)
>as many dumplings as I can fit from the dim sum station
>maybe a couple sushi or chicken nuggets that I eat while walking back to my table

My plate usual looks like pic related, but so does everybody else's.

t. Chink

>>12466685
based healthy buffet eater

Just fucking pile that shit with crab rangoon

>>12466405
>>12466440
>>12466553
Based

>>12466386
General tsos chicken
Boneless spare ribs
Fried wontons
Egg roll

>>12466717
based

>>12466685
Broccoli is awesome, what is your malfunction?

>>12466386
Char Sui Dimsum, 2 buns
A big spoon of vermicelli noodles
Kung Po chicken, about 5 pieces
Some sort of prawns
A big spoon of stirfried vegetables
Spoon of sweet and sour sauce on the noodles
A piece of prawn toast

>>12466922
I wanted to say
>Trying too hard, the post
but in the end, not a bad take

>>12466457

It's stupid though. Why specifically make it a buffet them say only one plate? Retarded game for retards.

Also, American "Chinese food" sounds really bad.

Go to the mongolian grill section

One of the hidden gems of Ft Leonard Wood

>>12466386
24 pieces for crab rangoon

>>12466386
Only chinese buffet I had visited was in Barcelona. I just refilled my dish with different foods until pretty bloated

>>12467174
Some buffet places charge per plate, rather than all you can eat. The point of the 'buffet' at those sort of places isn't the amount you can eat, it's that you don't have to wait for the food to be cooked or a server to bring it to your table. Makes for a fast 10 minute lunch so you can get back to work.

Egg roll pyramid 12 inches high.

>>12466386
Loaded with chow mein
Then whatever might be decent aside from egg rolls and pot stickers

>>12467274
>mongolian grill section
Not available in most places but definitely the best of all choices

>>12468980
based and blackpilled

sesame chicken and fried rice, always.

>>12466386
Lo mein, mu shu chicken or pork, stir fried bok choy, and salt and pepper shrimp.

>>12469007
cant go wrong there.

For me, it's Chinese buffet pizza

>>12469059
>no sauce
>peperoni made from horses
>cheese feels like rubber in your mouth

A PILE of "Chinese" chicken fingers drench in ketchup, pork fried rice drenched in soy sauce if there's any extra room.between the fingers.

I stack it as high as possible with Crab rangoon and lo mein noodles.

>>12469313
crab rangoon has no crab in most chinese buffets. thought you knew this.

>>12466386
Commander Tso's Chicken
Sweet and Sour Pork
4 spring rolls
as many crab legs as i can stack

Triple delight over crisp green beans, white rice, and some chicken most likely general tso or walnut chicken

White rice in the center, some General Tso's on one side, garlic green beans on another, mushrooms on one side, schezuan pork/chicken (whichever is fresher) on another, and top it all off with an egg roll on the rice plateau.

>>12466787
Why would you pay for vegetables at an all you can eat place? Waste of money and food space that could be filled with beef.

>>12470134
If you're still hungry, go back and get more. Who cares about food space when there are infinite plates available?

A mix of sesame, orange, and general tso's chicken, a nice pile of lo mein, and like half a dozen crab rangoons. My local chinese buffet also has a sushi bar for some reason, so I'd pile my plate high with some stuff from there too.

>>12466483

I would switch out egg rolls for crab rangoon

>>12470143
I meant food space in your stomach, silly. Also, wasn't the whole point of the thread
>>you get only one plate 8by8 inches

>>12466787
buffet rookie

Chicka da Chinese the Chinese chicken

>>12466386
Jello. All the jello.

tfw my parents always got pissed off when we went to a chinese buffet and all i ate was jello

>>12470162
>I meant food space in your stomach, silly.
I like broccoli and if eating some with meat fills me up, I don't see what the difference is when the end result is that you end up fat and happy, anyway.
>you get only one plate 8by8 inches
I forgot about this part. This thread has been up for days and my mind tagged it as "Americanized Chinese general."

Pick the meat out of the beef in black bean sauce, letting the onions and hard bell peppers fall back into the pan, until the people around you sniff through their noses in annoyance, and then when the plate is full, waddle to the fried wontons and pile them on top so that they fall onto the counter or the floor and some sour-faced Asian woman has to pick up after you while you waddle to your booth that you can't fit in without nearly breaking the old seat cushions. Eat the food messily, sliding pallid pieces of meat onto the increasingly-soggy won ton pieces, shoveling it all into your face with tons of extra soy sauce, because of course you need more sodium. You end up wasting most of it and you scurry to the filthy restroom to relieve your sorry guts. In the meantime, someone takes your plate and you pretend to be upset, but you were done with that anyway, so you graze the sad sushi area, with the disgusting cream cheese-heavy rolls and krab garbage, you look disdainfully at the vegetables and fruit and salad, grossly picking up orange chicken with your hands and shoving it in your mouth, causing nausea in the other patrons in your immediate area. You grab a bowl and pour in some gloppy egg drop soup that you put down and never think about again. You refill your huge, brown plastic cup with tepid Pepsi and barely notice the gummed lipstick on the rim of the cup, lacquered on with multiple dishwashes. You get a bowl of soft serve and lick at it disgustingly until you hate yourself more than you thought possible. You are filth and should die, you piece of crap.

>dump rice in sesame beef
>put plate in serving dish
>take whole thing to table

>>12466386
Wing dings
Red bbq ribs

>>12469332
If it was just cream cheese I would like it more.

>>12466386
The real question is what do you eat when you're hungry again 30 minutes later.

was just at one earlier today

loaded up on a fuckload of coconut shirmp and stir fried shrimp

6 glasses of mountain dew

>in b4 fatfuck. im a mailfag so every day is pretty much a work out

>>12470394
The rat on a stick is pretty good.

>>12470415
pic related

>>12470415
You will look like a typical mailman soon enough if you keep up that diet

>>12466386
Just fried rice and General Tsos
little shrimp and veg on the side
perfect

>>12470430
i basically walk up and down steps for 8 to 10 hours straight on a daily basis. ill never be over weight

>>12470427
unf i fucks with that coconut shrimp

>>12467174
>basing something off of a thread in a Korean basket weaving forum

>>12466386
Duck in plum sauce
Egg fried rice
Spare ribs
some form of noodle (if it fits)

>>12470529
what chinese buffet offers duck

>>12466424
>friend shrimp

>>12466386
fried rice topped with a random sauce
beef and broccoli
coconut shrimp
mac and cheese

General Tso's and CRAB RANGOONS

>>12470175
>This thread has been up for days and my mind tagged it as "Americanized Chinese general."
Shitty excuse for just being illiterate and retarded. The thread's been up less than a day.

>>12466386
I'm mad hungry, but I only get one plate at a chinese buffet? I get my god damned refund, or the manager's head on my 8x8 plate.

>>12470768
I'm illiterate and retarded then. Happy?

>>12470444
t. fat fucker

>>12466386
chow mein and mandarine chicken, i think that's what its called

>>12470823
>mandarine

>>12470775
very

>>12470826
>>12470825
found the retards

>>12470825
>>12470826
that's what they call it here. what are they called then?

>>12470835
marndarinee

>>12466386
Bottom layer = fried rice
Next layer = lo mein
Next layer = BBQ ribs
Next layer = chicken wings
top layer = dumplings

Chinese broccoli, crab legs, green beans, salt and pepper shrimp, spring rolls, dumplings

>>12466386
honey king prawns, mongolian lamb, boneless chicken (usually has lemon sauce).

>>12466386
All meat, you are doomed to be mad hungry in an hour if you don't
Me, the place I go to, I like
>coconut shrimp
>Pepper chicken (it's black pepper, mostly. Lots of it)
>Bell peppers and beef (minus the bell peppers)