/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12465872
Yo bring me a water with a bunch of lemons and I'll use dem sugar packets off the table to make lemonade cuz I'm a smelly nigger, yo

Thanks, here’s your fucking wage *pulls out a shitty $1 that’s been caked in my ass for over a month* go buy yourself a mcchicken faggot

>>12465872
Thanks! I try to keep my cost down so I can afford to tip generously. 22 percent, right?

Every fancy restaurant I've been to gives you water when you sit down. Staying hydrated is classy, faggot.

>he only gets the complimentary water
I sense poorfag. Water tastes better when you pay for it

>>12465884
I find the opposite to be true actually. I find that Evian, Voss and other expensive water brands like that have too much added to them to give them an "expensive" flavor. I much prefer to just buy a cheap bottle of spring water, or better yet, fill my own bottle from the filtered tap at home.

sorry, no tap water. only bottled water

>>12465896
I fucking hate this shit. It isn't even limited to water either
>go to dine-in Chinese restaurant
>could I have a coke please
>brings a dirty glass of ice and a warm can of coke
>starts pouring it haphazardly into the glass
>50% foam, pours over the glass onto her hand
>takes a napkin of dubious cleanliness off the table and wipes the rim of the glass with it
>ta da! Your Frech Koka Kora Sir!

>>12465879
Sir, tipping is considered an insult in this country. I am not a prostitute.

>>12465946
>tips anyway
take it ya yuropoor

>>12465946
Well maybe you should move to the first world then

>>12465946
>tipping prostitutes
Do non-Americans really?

>>12465946
Well hey, I'm glad I checked! Thanks for correcting me, I'll try to avoid any further faux pax while I'm here. Where am I, incidentally, that working class people would unironically decline a cash gratuity?

>>12465872
Thanks, sla-...I mean, waiter.

>>12465872
Thanks sir. I mean thanks wagecuck.

>>12466103
>a cash gratuity
You can say "bribe", you know. This isn't Reddit where you have to be dishonest to fit in.

>>12465951
>tipping
>first world

>>12465872
" Where the lemon wedge? "

Is it wrong to want a refreshing glass of water and not some sugar filled beverage with my meal?

>>12465878
I keep pesos in my wallet for when I really hate a waiter

>>12465939
The worst Jews are the places without free refills.

>>12468272
it makes the waiter think you are a heeb who will have a small bill and not tip

>>12465872
Thanks faggot- I mean sir.

>>12468323
Healthy at any size

>>12468323
Just think. They must be fucking jacked under all that fat to be able to squat 600 pounds of ass or curl a hamburger with 40 pounds of fat on their arm.

>>12465884
Any good restaurant will give you artisan mineral water when you sit down. At least some Perrier if not something better.

thats it my soyboy. ill leave an angry yelp review and let the redditors know to never visit your shithole of a restaurant!!!

>>12466772
That's not what a bribe is buddy are you fucking dense

>>12465954

I've never used the services of a professional lady, but I'd probably tip on the way out if I particularly enjoyed it. Particularly if I was going to go back to the same whorehouse. Never hurts to have a reputation for being a good tipper.

>>12465872
Really? I always get water along with any drinks I order at a restaurant, be that wine or beer.

>>12468323
I didn't think this was a thing anymore.

I started ordering a water at restaurants when a glass of ice tea started to cost $3.
My food was $6 - why would I spend an extra 50% for the drink?

>>12470726
If you're that smart you wouldn't go the restaurants for food, fag.

>>12468331
based

>>12465878
Based

>>12465878
absolutely based

>>12465876
That's more of an old person thing than anything.

>>12468552
You wouldn't get a reputation for it. If she told anybody her pimp would grab it. But she would appreciate it as an individual.

Soda just fills me up and makes me take home my food and I don’t like leftovers.

>>12466103
>Where am I, incidentally, that working class people would unironically decline a cash gratuity?
Probably Japan.
I'm not even American, but once I had such a nice meal that me and my friend decided to leave a tip on the table.
We were one block away from the restaurant when a frantic waitress reached us and apologized while returning the money we "forgot".

>>12465872

When I worked as a barkeeper during college, I would only serve tap water to dogs. Everyone else is gonna pay for their bottled water.

>>12465946
Good so then you don't care how much I spend because you don't get a percentage